#udlttom

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This is exactly how it’s gonna go—

#udlttom #tomarry #tom riddle #harry potter #tomarrymort #tomarry fanfic #time travel au #knights of walpurgis #udlttom shitpost #this is when Tom falls in love

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Unspeakables Dark Lords and Time-Travelers Oh My! (Podfic)

Unspeakables, Dark Lords, and Time-Travelers, Oh My! (Podfic)

by J_L_Hynde

“I can’t believe I’m giving you advice,” Rowle muttered to himself, running his fingers through his short, sandy blond hair. His blue eyes met the Slytherin Head Boy's stormy gray eyes across the library table that they sat, and a grimace crossed Ravenclaw's face. “Look Riddle, Evans isn’t someone to mess around with. I know he looks nonthreatening, being so short, and thin, like a gust of wind could blow him over; but if you keep fucking with him it’s your funeral.” Tom arched an incredulous brow. He looked at seventeen-year-old Theodore Rowle, all six-feet and two inches of him, and compared him to the five-foot-five fifteen-year-old Henry Evans in his mind. The fact that the Ravenclaw was in any way frightened of his small, sylphlike housemate was laughable to him when Theodore was so large and broad-shouldered in comparison. But he was. Noticeably so. Tom didn’t need to use legilimency to see it. “Why are you so afraid of him?” He wondered aloud. “Because I’m not stupid,” Rowle scoffed. “We’ve known each other a long time. I know what he’s capable of.” Tom leaned forward in his seat, interested. “And praytell, Rowle, just what is Evans capable of?”

Words: 406, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of UDLTTOM AU VERSE

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: Gen

Characters: Harry Potter, Theodore Nott, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Augustus Rookwood, Cygnus Black III | Walburga Black's Brother, Walburga Black, Orion Black, Alphard Black, Teddy Lupin, Ginny Weasley, Oliver Wood, Seamus Finnigan, Druella Rosier Black, Ignotus Avery (oc), Lyra Burke (oc), Alyxander Mulciber (oc), Abraxas Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter, Lily Luna Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Delphi (Harry Potter), Augusta Rookwood (oc), Septimus Weasley, Galatea Merrythought, Casandra Trelawney, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Andromeda Black Tonks, Original Hogwarts Professors, Thaddeus Nott (oc)

Relationships: Theodore Nott & Harry Potter, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle, Theodore Nott & Tom Riddle, Theodore Nott/Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter & Ginny Weasley, Gellert Grindelwald & Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore/ Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore & Harry Potter, Seamus Finnigan & Oliver Wood, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Teddy Lupin & Harry Potter

Additional Tags: Podfic & Podficced Works, podfic length to be determined, Podfic Length: 45-60 Minutes, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Time Travel, Time Travel, Tomarrymort, Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends, Slow Burn, Auror Harry Potter, BAMF Harry Potter, MoD Harry, Age Regression/De-Aging, Unspeakable Theodore Nott, Slytherin Harry Potter, Ravenclaw Theodore Nott, Department of Mysteries (Harry Potter), Knights of Walpurgis, Dueling club & competitive dueling, Necromancy, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47971267

#ao3feed #fanfiction #tomarry #harrymort #tomarrymort #J_L_Hynde #Unspeakables #Dark Lords #and Time-

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Tom, Harry, & Abraxas in UDLTTOM be like:

#udlttom #tomarry #harry potter #time travel au #tom riddle #tomarry fanfic #udlttom shitposts #abraxas malfoy #Harry is can be the pettiest person alive when he wants to be #beefing with 3 generations of Malfoy #Tom is really struggling to keep his composure through all this

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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #90

Abraxas Malfoy (being an insufferable know-it-all): Actually, it’s not called champagne because it’s not from the French town of champagne. This is just sparkling wine—

Harry: Alright and by that logic you’re not a wanker because you’re not from the French town of Wanquer, so that makes you sparkling fuckwit.

Tom:

Tom (to hissing to Harry): I can’t take you anywhere—

Harry (hissing back): It’s not a pussy because it’s not from the French town of Poosay, it’s just a sparkling cunt.

Harry (left) Tom (right):

#udlttom #tomarry #harry potter #tom riddle #time travel au #tomarry fanfic #tomarrymort #dialogue draft #abraxas malfoy #sassy harry #the sass master strikes again #Tom cannot handle it

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Harry & Tom in UDLTTOM be like:

#udlttom #tomarry #harry potter #tom riddle #time travel au #tomarry fanfic #tomarrymort #udlttom shitposts #this is the dynamic between these two #i can't 😂😂😂😂 #enemies to lovers

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Tom’s recruiting tactics don’t work so well on the new transfer students.

#udlttom #tomarry #hp fanart #harry potter #tom riddle #time travel au #chibifanart #chibi comics #tomarrymort #knights of walpurgis

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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #72

Harry (to Tom): Has it ever occurred to you that maybe I want to be mediocre as you call it? That perhaps my greatest ambition is to be average? An utter nobody?

Tom: That doesn’t make any bloody sense. No one wants to be no one.

Harry: I do. So I guess I’m no one.

Tom: … If you have no ambition how are you in Slytherin?

Harry (shrugging): Ambition to do nothing is still ambition, at least according to the Sorting Hat.

Tom: That’s a oxymoron.

Harry: That’s what I said too.

#udlttom #tomarry #time travel au #tom riddle #harry potter #tomarry fanfic #tomarrymort #dialogue draft #harry’s lack of ambition leaves Tom confused af #how Harry got sorted into Slytherin #slytherin harry

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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #74

Tom (to Harry): People are especially stupid today, I’m not talking to any more of them.

Harry: You’re talking to me…?

Tom: Yes, but you’re not Malfoy.

Harry: Ah, is Abraxas getting on your nerves?

Tom: Yes.

Harry (laughing): Why don’t you do something about it?

Tom: I could curse him.

Harry: Oh no, not that. Too obvious.

Tom: Then what do you suggest?

Harry: I would vanish one sock from each pair he has in his trunk, so there are no matching sets, then repair the mismatched socks. It’d drive him bloody mad and he’d definitely be late to class tomorrow—

Tom (laughing): That’s perfect!

Harry (grinning): And the best part no one could prove you did it!

-tomorrow morning-

Abraxas Malfoy: Where the bloody hell are all my socks? Who’s been messing with my trunk and mismatching my socks?!

Thaddeus Nott: What are you talking about? No one touches your socks but the house elves.

Abraxas: Then why are they mixed up?!

Harry: Maybe the house elves are staging a coup?

Abraxas: Don’t be ridiculous, Evans, they’re not that smart!

Harry: And that right there is how they get you—

#udlttom #tomarry #time travel au #harry potter #tom riddle #tomarry fanfic #dialogue draft #abraxas malfoy #thaddeus nott #when Tom & Harry starting pairing up to mess with Malfoy you know he’s gonna have a bad day #Abraxas is an A type personality for sure

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Tom: …

…

…

…how tf is this guy not dead?

#udlttom #tomarry #harry potter #tom riddle #time travel au #tomarry fanfic #udlttom shitposts #the size difference between Harry’s medical file & his student file is astounding #like there’s no information on Evans except for his medical records which are massive #Tom is flabbergasted by this

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UDLTTOM Harry: You might be wondering how I bloody got here—Well, so the fuck am I?!

#udlttom #harry potter #tomarry #tom riddle #tomarrymort #time travel au #tomarry fanart #tomarry fanfic #this a scene I have in my head that I haven’t written yet #spoilers #that first kiss is a doozy

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* 16yrold Tom Riddle flirting with UDLTTOM Harry*

*Harry yoinking Tom’s Gaunt Ring 💍 & using the Resurrection stone to summon Tom’s mum*

Harry: Merope come get your son before I put him through a wall—

Tom (visibly confused): …the ring can do that?!

#udlttom #harry potter #tomarry #time travel au #tom riddle #udlttom shitposts #crackish #dialogue draft #mod harry #resurrection stone #gaunt ring #merope gaunt

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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #99

Tom (to Harry): If the fates hadn’t wanted me to commit fatherless behavior, they would given my mother better taste in men. So if you’ll excuse me, Harry, I have places to be—

Harry: No! Wait—

#tomarry #harry potter #udlttom #time travel au #tom riddle #tomarry fanfic #tomarrymort #dialogue draft

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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #88

*Tom visiting Harry in the infirmary*

Tom (blunt as hell): Do you have an eating disorder?

Harry: What?

Tom: Madame Bones said you were in here because you’ve been refusing to take your nutrient potions and I’ve never seen you eat. You aren’t anemic are you?

Harry: No I’m not. I eat. And I’m not in here for skipping my nutrient potions. I had an allergic reaction to a sleeping draft.

Tom: You’re allergic to sleeping potions?

Harry: Apparently. Hence the infirmary.

Tom: Why were you taking a sleeping potion? Nightmares?

Harry: It’s none of your business why. And no, I can handle the nightmares. It’s the insomnia that’s difficult.

Tom: You’re an insomniac? Is that why you go to bed so early?

Harry: What’s with all the bloody questions, Riddle? Why are you here?

Tom: I’m checking up on my housemate.

Harry: Well, I’m fine. There, you’ve done your due diligence, so you can go.

Tom: Nah, I don’t think I will—

Harry: Why not?

Tom: Because my being here pisses you off too much…It’s entertaining.

Harry (pointing at the door): Get out before I hex you!

Tom: Madame Bones says you’re not allowed to do magic—

Harry: I don’t need magic to kick your arse!

Tom: How muggle, Evans—

#udlttom #tomarry #harry potter #time travel au #tom riddle #tomarry fanfic #dialogue draft #Tom goading Harry when Harry can do nothing to get away #the headboy is asking to be punched in the face

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*Harry & Tom do something that eerily similar to each other in UDLTTOM*

Theodore & Knights of Walpurgis:

#udlttom #tomarry #tomarrymort #tomarry fanfic #harry potter #tom riddle #theodore nott #knights of walpurgis #udlttom shitposts

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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #93

*Undersecretary Gaunt watches his daughter Delphini get bullied*

Gaunt (to Delphi): Hey what was that? Why didn’t you fight back?

Delphi: You told me to strive for verbal resolution.

Gaunt: Fuck verbal resolution! Here’s what you do, Delphi, you put that bitch on her back. You put her on her back and you gut her, understand? If someone comes at you, you put them and their whole family in the morgue. Otherwise you’re going to find yourself getting sold for a packet of cigarettes and stick of chewing gum, understand? Always answer violence with violence.

Delphi:… okay, daddy.

*Delphi proceeds to break a little ballerina’s arm*

Gaunt (grinning): That’s my girl.

#udlttom #harry potter #tomarry #tom riddle #time travel au #tomarry fanfic #tomarrymort #delphini riddle #undersecretary gaunt #Gaunt has some interesting parenting choices #dialogue draft

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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #98

? (Holding Cygnus Black & Druella at wand point): W-Why did you just throw cold coffee at me?

Teddy Lupin (holding empty coffee pot): I thought it was hot…

Druella (being a supportive great-grandma): It’s okay, Teddy, don’t worry about it.

Cygnus (being a supportive great-grandpa): I like where your head’s at kid, that might’ve really worked out.

#udlttom #harry potter #tomarry #time travel au #tomarry fanfic #dialogue draft #cygnus black #druella rosier #teddy lupin #Nice Guys reference