#unquality blogging

[lawlessgodlessflawless]

keeping nails on both hands short, in case it’s needed for fingering purposes. call that ambisextrous

#unquality blogging

[gazelessmenagerie]

( tumblr stops fucking itself over by making stupid ass changes challenge. )

#|| Tag: OOC #( i dont like how I can't see who a blog is reblogging from. it just says this stupidness. ) #( my avatar is gone. which irritates me bc I use that to look through my blog easy peasy ) #( whoever the fuck is in charge of these stupid UNquality of life needs to get fucking fired. )

[seriouslyamerica]

I wrote 50k words about a teenager who discovers she’s a werewolf and then every full moon she goes out and stops abusive assholes from continuing their assholery through werewolf intimidation.

Needs another 30k-40k words, but it has promise (I hope)!

#unquality blogging #kayla does nanowrimo

[mr-muppetface]

swear to god, when I'm on, my flirting game is 🔥🔥🔥

#muppetface's life #unquality blogging #muppetface's crushes

[robertpattisons]

you are such a quality blog, why do you reblog unquality stuffs? ill unfollow you

hey hun! I don’t know what you’re referring to because everything that ive rbed so far is quality and done with extremely hard work and love!! if you can’t appreciate, thats fine. I hope you have a good day/night. (’:

#asks

[bxar]

me: *walks away for a few minutes* me: *comes back and finds EVERYONE HAS REBLOGGED MY SHITTEST PROMO TO DATE!!!!!!!!* me: oh nononononono that is high unquality shit what are you lovely people doing to your blogs!?!?!?!?

#웃 HI I’M RIAH I MAKE JOKES WHEN I’M UNCOMFORTABLE | mun |

[presumenothing]

Mint told me to come to your blog since you have amazing rare ships oneshots and I agree with her! :) ... so how about ShinKazu or HeiRan (not romance but friends) since I love their character interaction!

h–––ello anon, glad you dropped by! and yes I take Full Responsibility™ for dragging @mintchocolateleaves​ into… whatever this is idk look I don’t make the rules I just write whatever happens in my head

so aNYWAY um i have too little working brainspace left to word properly but have a unQuality Thing?? i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

meanwhile:

“I didn’t know they made pocky in – ” Shinichi checked the box between bites, “ – maple sugar flavour? I’ve never even seen this packaging before.”

“Of course not, Kudo-kun! This line’s only sold in two shops in Osaka, it’s nothing like what you have in Tokyo.” Kazuha grinned, reaching into her bag to pull out another two boxes. “Cream cheese sugar or yubari melon next?”

Shinichi reached for the melon-flavoured pocky, then paused. “Should we… y’know, wait for Ran and Hattori to come back before trying the rest?”

“Eh, it’s not like me and Heiji can’t get more when we want, ya just need to go early if you want ta avoid the queues.” Kazuha shrugged, handing the melon pocky to him. “I’ve already saved a few boxes for Ran-chan to bring home anyway, along with the limited edition KitKats she wanted.”

“Well, I’m claiming Hattori’s share if he doesn’t get back soon.” Shinichi opened the box and pulled out a stick, looking around the park. “Actually, shouldn’t they be back by now? I thought the ice-cream shop was just right across this bridge.”

“Maybe they had to go back for another after Heiji accidentally ate everything he was holding.” Kazuha bit into her pocky with a sudden ferocity that suggested old vengeances. “Don’t ya worry, Kudo-kun, Arashiyama isn’t that big, and I already drew him a map to the place and back. I’m sure they’ll be fine.”

> narrator voice: they were not fine,

(shoutout to @deductionfreak and pOCKY!!!!1! for inspiration)

EDIT: a very minty addition

#how do write kazuha idk pls #ran and heiji navigating in kyoto #more like Help Them™ #anonymous #asks #more if i get the energy to write it maybe?? #*yakkity sax plays in the bg* #detective conan #fanfiction #mine #kudo shinichi #toyama kazuha

[lawlessgodlessflawless]

*hits the bong in an emo way*

#swooping back my side bangs a la audrie kitching #unquality blogging

[yaminerua]

for those who haven’t had the misfortune of being shown it, the video im talking about is a thing i did back in 2008 into 2009-ish. When I started it I was equal parts still into my previous obsession Tokyo MewMew as well as Naruto and briefly toyed with the idea of a crossover of sorts and mostly just having fun with the fact Taruto from TMM’s name was so similar to Naruto.

The video itself is just lots of repeated bits of Taruto singing, terrible MS Paint drawings, art of my OCs and my friends’ OCs and random pointless sequences that make no sense. I was just having fun putting whatever to the music and the whole thing is a mess. I didn’t have any art programs other than MS Paint  and my only video program was windows movie maker so everything is extremely unquality.

what matters is i had fun I guess and it’s the only video I still have on hand from the good old first naruto phase all those years ago so there’s a lot of nostalgia packed into it. and sometimes i show it to friends who weren’t around to see me at peak naruto phase so they can get a taste of the kind of shit I did back then xD im sure it’s on this blog somewhere from being posted YEARS ago but if i remember right the playback’s timing was off when viewed on tumblr

anyways

classic quality fails in that old vid include, terrible MS Paint drawings done at varying sizes so the line quality is mostly just absolutely terrible

images scaled badly in Paint so they’re distorted to hell and back. but you can still relatively clearly see the ‘gallery player’ watermark on some bgs oh man..

every image was a jpeg because I  didnt know what png did back then and the compression shows

getting lazy and tracing over scenes but just tweaking it to another character

overusing the ninja naruto font a lot

uncreative attempts to make new characters, or tweak characters from another series into ninjas.. (seriously one just looks like a brunette hinata and another’s like a pointy-eared green-haired sasuke. that one started out as kisshu from tmm but he’s named differently cos i ended up completely changing him into an unrelated OC eventually. likewise with the hinata look-alike, she ended up looking completely different in the end. just. not in the vid pfff)

no actual coherent linear progression through the vid. it’s just a bunch of things thrown together because lol

killing off ‘taruto’ half way through because by the time i got half way through making it i’d left my tokyo mew mew phase in the dust and my life was consumed by naruto obsession. i think he dies a total of 3 times through the rest of the vid.

after ‘killing’ him, the repeated shots where he sings the chorus are turned sepia..... lmfao???

my oc looks completely different in the middle of the video than in the latter half which was done much later when i returned to it. pfff aoki came back ‘darker’ and ‘edgier’ and also a really bad and blatant mashup of fav characters...

a gaara caramelldansen trace briefly happens

naruto spray painting the ‘taruto’ logo back into ‘naruto’

i bring in friends’ ocs towards the end and there’s a lot of random art off google used in the bg... god dammit past me why are you like this.

and other shit.. but you get the idea. also i couldnt animate for shit either.

also when i open it in VLC it still shows the old filename from when i worked on it in movie maker lmfao ‘tarutonarutoishcrud’ taruto/naruto-ish crud lmfao at least i knew i was making shit xD

basically the whole thing is terrible but... it still means a lot to me and i still get immensely amused when i look at it again

#talking shit about that old vid i mentioned xD #idk maybe some day i might redo bits of it but i think its awkward charm comes from looking so bad xD #personal shit #not really i guess but i'll just tag it that anyway

[mr-muppetface]

okay but there are lots of cute people I want to make out with

#that old chestnut #muppetface's life #unquality blogging

[junghooe-blog]

hobi:[uploads bare faced selfie]

me:😍👌🏽💞😱💦🎉💋🙏🏽✨💍💘

#unquality blogging #txt