#vodka but with a W

[humhowellujah]

i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags

#2 oz vanilla vodka (i used pearl bc its cheap and good) #1 oz lemon juice #1 oz lavender syrup (1 part sugar 1 part 1 water in a sauce pan #healthy coating of EDIBLE!!!! lavender to cover the top #bring to boil then reduce to a simmer for 5 mins #take off heat and let that shit steep for a bit #longer the better #i say 25 mins at the LEAST for a strong flavor #15 mins will do the job tho probs #filter out the lavender w a siv #add 3 drops each of blue/red food dye to make it purple if u want #garnish w a lemon #i bartend at a restaurant and this is one of our signature cocktails #i was iffy about lavender cocktails/lattes n shit before #but this drink changed me. the perfect balance of lavender notes and sweet/citrus #dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil games #dnp #dnpgames #dipnpip #danisnotonfire #do people still use that tag #whatever. its there #danandphilgames #<3 #i love them so much #they are my birth mothers

[corrodedcoughin]

as much as Eddie makes fun of Steve for having immaculate outfits he’s not blind, he notices things. He has a whole section of his brain dedicated to ‘Steve harrington lore’. And a new addition to the files is that when Steve is stressed, he irons his clothes, it lets him give the outward appearance of being in control, of being the Image of ‘Steve Harrington’.

So when Eddie starts to see the ironed in seems make an appearance he starts to take a little extra time in his day to check in with Steve. He spends an extra five minutes at lunch to sit close and hold his hand, to thank him for the sandwich he made for them both. He gets to pick Steve and Robin up, he’ll look after the kids. Just anything to make Steve feel a little more looked after

It takes a week or two but the perfect seems and straight cuffs start to fade out, Steve’s shoulders loosen up and he slowly starts coming back to himself. They are in Eddie’s bed, wrapped up in a duvet that it’s really to hot for when steve leans up to place a kiss on Eddie’s cheek muttering a ‘thanks’.

Eddie pulls away ‘not that I don’t appreciate the sentiment but you don’t have to thank me for giving you a hand job darling, think we are passed that point’. All said with a smirk. Steve rolls his eyes, equally stupid smile on his face but carries on ‘don’t be a dick, I was trying to thank you for looking after me but I can take it back if-‘ Eddie stops him before he can finish, capturing him in a saccharine kiss trying to convince him that he never has to say thank you for something that Eddie sees as part of his daily life. He wakes up, he eats his cereal and he looks after Steve harrington, simple as that

#steddie #eddie munson #stranger things #steve harrington #I should be askeeeeep #but the worms won’t let me #also I want to be silly on here w all you #come to my blog I’ve got party hats and rice crispie treats for everyone #as well as weed and vodka and prosecco for some reason #this is me bribing you to be my friend and interact w me #is it working?

[cyancherub]

men being all about beer is kinda pussy like what are u doin with this 5% alcohol beverage.very inefficient sir

#talky cherub #every time i go out w my coworkers i just order vodka waters bc beer makes me all bloated and it takes too much of it to get drunk

[karamazovanon]

this halloweekend has taught me that when i drink enough it is not a matter of if but when i will go on a passionate rant about dostoevsky characters. Marmeladovcore

#anontalks #like i mon night 3 of okay this time i wont start getting really emotional about nastasya AND YET #how am i still getting ivited to parties god bless #literally writing this from the bathroom hands on the sink looking myself in the mirror You will be normal. #i cant fucking help it i literally was making a mixed drink w vodka and i was like omg raskolnikov<3 #like my brainrot goes so fucking deepoh fuck you theyre playing donttrustme bye

[wetslug]

try to drink alcohol past age 23 without getting nauseous challenge level: IMPOSSIBLE

#hey. whats wrong w me #had idk 3 shots o vodka last night and threw it all up n now my ass is exploding #didnt know how good i had it at age 19...getting absolutely fucked and sleepin it off #alas my aging/dying body is giving up

[dullahandyke]

Ughhhh fuck me running I forgot family mass tonight -_- I'm gonna have to wear a fucking bra

#and im gonna have to figure out whats appropriate dress. i always turn up way too fancy i dont wanna b slaying at funeral mass #only have one blazer and its fucking baltic down here so i have to style my whole outfit around it #n then im gonna have to decide whether to go to the pub w my parents after or not.... #on one hand ill have to talk to people. on the other hand i heart overhearing gossip and ill get a vodka white

[squeemy-adventures]

♥️mmm refreshing♥️

#squeemy adventures #raspberry vodka made in house w/ lemons + muddled raspberries + some kinda mixer lol #plushie #palm pals #frog #frog plush #tw food #tw drinking #tw alochol #cocktails

[cosmogenous2]

god this bitch stupid

[sanstropfremir]

people have obviously spoken at length about OnlyOneOf's MVs, mostly stuff from Libido onwards, but i'm curious your thoughts on their earlier material and the themes/references they were exploring and making. Like i was watching Savanna recently and it's so interesting the use of computer glitch effects and being seen through other lenses, that they were already exploring that "artificiality" of the entire performance (like they do in skinz) even at that stage.

i feel like i definitely talked about angel at one point but who fucking knows anymore, i sure don't. i actually think that libido and the be series are building off of the blocks made in their earlier mvs. i love how strong and literal the techno-religiousity of angel savanna sage etc, it's that literalness that establishes that this group is taking on the challenge of trying to deconstruct the highest concepts of what an idol is, and how that concept interacts with the world around it. the advantage of spectacular imagery is that it allows you to manifest your metaphors physically. techno imagery especially, like how the techno orientalism of cyberpunk is a manifestation of the west's fear of asia's rising economic power in the 80s. so by spelling out these religious and idolatrious ponderings in glitches and visual effects, it lays the bricks of intent for this alt idol group that pays off in mvs like libido and skinz where we might have lost the visual depictions of being seen through other lenses, but the voyeurism is stronger than ever.

#its a very interesting distillation of idea: #sci fi is a speculative genre by nature so it allows for these grand visions and questions to be made manifest large #but then there's a narrowing down to a handful of tigher ideas that have a more focussed point #in this instance specifically going from the quite literal idol = religion ? to voyeurism and expectation and perception of image #so i dont think their 'loss of aesthetic' was a loss really #but more of an 'we arent asking questions about what an idol is anymore. we know and we will use it against you' #onlyoneof w #text #answers #i know people didnt like the dopamine mv but that was the purest of vodka. literally just hot guy calvin klein ad #the rotating sparkly torsos really got me like damn they really said 'is this all you care about? hm?' #and calling it dopamine too that was the cherry on top. mwah chefs kiss you did it you boiled being an idol down to its bare essentials

[cacklefrendly]

merry crisis

this is my gift to myself: horrible career criminals being Silly And Domestic. Again. But This Time With SOUP.

Vodka can totally sing because nothing in canon says he can't.

(song is ''Hold On'' by Tom Waits)

#vodka detective conan #gin detective conan #detective conan #cackle draws #yes i changed the song's pronouns to make it gay. it's what i deserve. #for the record im abandoning the colorwheel it has done nothing but hurt me for too long #friendship ended w color. now screentones are my best friend

[mintowls]

happy new year from sydney !!!!!

#watched the harbour fireworks livestream and then had a vodka iced tea drink on the sofa w my brother n his gf hfjjfkf #eepy time Good Night

[humanveil]

did my duolingo lesson at the club tonight

#early work xmas dinner they bought me 10 shots 2 cocktails 4 vodka cokes 👍 #AND the bi goth girl that works w us kissed me goodbye 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[whumpshaped]

i will never get over ripe bananas smelling faintly alcoholic it catches me off guard every time

#i had a bit of a Thing w alcohol a couple yrs ago #i quit cold turkey and havent drunk for almost 2 yrs now #and every time i catch a little Alcoholic Scent #im like #wow i could stand to down half a bottle of vodka again like old times #especially recently bc ive been super fucken weird abt life #irlshaped

[boxwinebaddie]

nina!!!! what are stan and kyles fav foods

OOOOOOOOH!!!!! BESTIE!!!!! okay, i do not have a ~concrete answer~ what i do have, however, is vibes!

stan...is a garbage disposal. pep canon stan will eat anything. like vodka in a puddle on the sidewalk....for five dollars...stan will lick that shit clean...ONCE ATE A DECORATE SOAP...i'm embarrassed. like my canon was that the only thing he doesn't really fuck that heavy with is overly sugary sweet things...but that's what kyle is for baby!!!!!

stan is a taco bell king...stan + taco bell but like mostly because he can have a drink that has 32740937409324 cubes of ice in it and ten diablo sauces on his black bean crunch wrap supreme. my man likes his drinks cold and his food and his men Red Hot...i said what i said.

( also sobo mimi used to make him little inari sushis w a little cucumber and a lot of wasabi in them and it was his favorite snack and with her gone its really hard for him to eat them to this day...ALSO COLLEGE STYLE BUT STAN TOTALLY MAKES KYLE BENTO BOXES WHEN HE GOES TO HIS LECTURES YES THEY ARE CUTE AND EVERYTHING IS IN SHAPES HELP pep!stan is so crunchy bbg sbf house husband stan and i luv him)

like he likes his food not just a little spicy but like...concerningly spicy like i had an hc that he used to like drink sriracha out of the bottle an got a fucking stomach ulcer its THAT serious. in my brain its like a really spicy chickpea indian curry or like pad thai with like 274309243092740924 birds eye chilis in it like its SCARY!!!!! it has to be accompanied with a mango lassi or Ky Tea...it has to be ice mofucking cold.

( also if they put stan on Hot Ones he would decimate like honestly raven!stan was definitely on Hot Ones and fucked it up )

i had a stan hc that in sp they opened a ramen restaurant called miso hungry and there was a spicy ramen challenge and if you win you and your friends get a lifetime of free ramen and kenny grabbed him by the shoulders kissed him on forehead and was like baby boy....u know what u have to do....and rocky trained him to beat the Big Scary Ramen and it was an Event it was the olympics, everyone was screaming and crying, and it was close but he did it....HEROIC ( also he came back in college and is on the sake bomb hall of fame ) kyle was half horrified half like why is this kind of sexc to me...also stan gave him the gigantic ramen plushie he got for winning...style world domination

my answer: idk but its probably spicy and not white amen

SPEAKING OF SPICY AND WHITE THO HI KYLE!!!! sdkhlksahdakd who cannot have spicy food im in pain...i also have nothing to go off of but kyle just....hes spicy enough ok. he has a sweet tooth. he has a chili flake and throws up its so...listen also so many textures bother him

for kyle like if is supposed to be soft it has to be soft if its supposed to be crunchy it has to be crunchy it cannot be in between it will literally repulse him if its in the middle like stan has to eat any french fry that is not specifically crunchy enough and stan gives kyle all his really crunchy french fries bc they are in love

( ALSO!!!! STAN ALWAYS GIVES KYLE THE MARACHINO CHERRY IN HIS MILKSHAKE ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS THEY ARE IN LOOOOOVE YOUR HONOR!!!!! even before they’re dating i swear just to be an ahole for shits and giggles sometimes stan pretends like he’s not gonna give it to kyle and is like Sigh ok who wants my maraschino cherry? and marj kenny and Cartman are all trying to hunger games!!! for it ready to KILL each other and kyle doesn’t want to ask and stan is like just kidding Idiots here u go kyle <3 yes it did make kyle twirl his hair and kick his feet istg they’ve been dating their whole lives and just called it being super best friends bc the super implies they are dating smh )

also i feel like stan likes an oreo milkshake and kyle probbaly plays it safe and likes strawberry or vanilla ONE TIME HE GOT A NEOPOLITIAN SHAKE AND STAN WAS LIKE ARE YOU SURE ARE U SURE UR TASTEBUDS CAN HANDLE THAT KYLE!!!!!!! and kyle was like bitch shut the fuck up!!!

the answer is no they couldnt and stan drank it it was overstimulating i am crying kyle was like what the fuck i can’t tell where the chocolate ends and the strawberry begins this is so horrible and stan was just like…aw there there its ok there is a lot going on ilyshsjskks )

kyle favorite food uhhhhhh...like savory wise...as a boy he is giving me so much girl dinner like Butter Pasta With Some Parm and Salt energy....WHICH IS A GOOD ANSWER ITS DELICIOUS ( i do also think he could rock on like a spaghetti and meatballs/pasta Bolognese/chicken alfredo moment i think kyle likes pasta )

aw i had an hc that kyle just like does not eat when hes in hw mode and has no appetite and it freaks stan out and hes like bro ill pick u up something do u want anything and hes like no sorry studying gtg so sometimes stan makes him like....the butter toast sugar cinnamon special and leaves it on his desk bc it is crunchy and sweet and easy for him to eat awww ( stan also leaves him post it notes w cute lame cheesy messages on them and kyle decorates his desk with them and looks at them when he needs study motivation :’> )

his favorite drink is a fresca obvi ( also the arcade that stan and kyle love has a large selection of sodas its a soda bar and every week they get a new international soda shipment and it makes kyle soooo excited hsfkdf stan b taking kyle to get a weird soda and some chicken strips often theyre in love )

i feel like he fucks with so many desserts like he feels very gigantic banana split coded to me or like the biggest brownie ala mode u have ever seen baby!!!! other than that chocolate babka night is canonically kyles fav night of the year and i feel like he could also rock on a kugel moment like specifically a sheila comfort food ( she is crazy but he loves her so bad )

THANK U FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK

#i have no idea what this is i got so excited tho #anyways stans favorite food is anything spicy probably curry or pad thai or something like he DRINKS sriracha #the baja blast with double ice is still his favorite drink tho spiked with vodka specifically rip #kyle likes pasta i do really think its a comfort food butter pasta salt parm moment but it could be any pasta #fresca ofc but dessert wise i think its a big ass banana split or whatever giant applebees diner dessert u can get is #or its chocolate babka which is real #idk i feel like kyle just openly likes diner food bc its easy and consistent and as time goes on repairs his relationship w food #starts making tiktok recipes #also canon kyle fav icecream is cherry garcia and stans is mint chip #amen #style world domination #i could go on and on and on

[hoppinkiss]

mom bought a bottle of grey goose bc she'd never had it before and tried it without me and then was like harper youve gotta try this. I sniffed it and sipped it and said "what the fuck??" out loud bc it's Palatable. it's vodka and I didn't wince. we just stood there making the surprised pikachu face at it

#harper has spoken #alcohol tw #she fixed me a drink w it and like. the vodka has disappeared i Barely detect it

[lunarfaggot]

#I love drinkingggggg so muchhh this paçzki vodka is so good annn #my lrmon flavored weed is yummyyyy #rly doesn’t clmpare to the old days tho </3 I wish I had 3 percs n some xanax and was dking #somersaults down rhe hallway w my sister #that was such a fun night we both were so injuref. man. 2017 was the last good year i n my life #woooooo I’m so happy. yay o don’t want to drown in my own blood