#vvmemes

[stannyramirez]

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 🎶 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐚 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏-𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭.

#meme #sentence meme #inbox meme #rp meme #ask meme #vvmemes

[stannyramirez]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝟎𝟑𝟎𝟏

❝Y'all know I don't like to cuss, but what in the hell is this horseshit I'm looking at right now?❞ ❝I can’t believe y’all let him pull this Hot Wheels mess.❞ ❝Money ain’t everything, baby.❞ ❝You think I’d just live with it, what you done to my family?❞ ❝Admit it, you can’t stay out of the spotlight.❞ ❝You better believe I’m gonna be fishin’ and sippin’.❞ ❝I had a fucking thing planned!❞ ❝Take it like a man, if you can.❞ ❝Sugar cookies ain’t real, bitch! That’s a detail I made up to sniff out the rat.❞ ❝You’re the only one I told sugar cooks to, you fucking snitch.❞ ❝Dammit, you brought me all the way to Florida just to fire me?❞ ❝When your family asks you how you broke your nose, tell them it was a kite surfing accident.❞ ❝I’m tired. Cut me some friggin’ slack.❞ ❝No smut, no lust, no coconuts.❞ ❝Hopefully, maybe you could help out, seeing as how I do every other goddamn thing around here lately.❞ ❝Man, shut the fuck up, you ain’t the boss of us.❞ ❝I’m the main decider.❞ ❝Well, I’m glad that truck drivers won’t be able to buy dick pills anymore.❞ ❝Unfortunately, I have some not-so-peaceful news.❞ ❝You’re colder than a fucking ice cube shoved up a polar bear’s asshole.❞ ❝Maybe if y’all stopped henpecking at one another and started trying to fix what isn’t working, you wouldn’t be in this situation.❞ ❝Bunch of rednecks, racing around, seeing who can go nowhere fastest.❞ ❝Somebody’s been acting mysterious.❞ ❝We’re young and up to the task, dude.❞ ❝I don’t feel the love in this current configuration.❞ ❝Not a damn one of you looking as fine as me.❞ ❝Come on. My car at home is fast as fuck. How can this be any different?❞ ❝Do the gas! Do the gas, boy!❞ ❝That’s embarrassing, dude.❞ ❝I guess I lived longer than I thought, and I still have a little more to say.❞ ❝You got a lot of nerve coming here.❞ ❝Figures you have to pay money to get a little face time.❞ ❝I wish I had some traumatic event that happened to me that I can exploit and make people like me.❞ ❝I mean, my origin story sucks compared to yours.❞ ❝Baby, that energy makes you look desperate.❞ ❝Look, baby, I know you’re upset, but please don’t take it out on me, okay?❞ ❝What if we’re not Leno? What if we’re just Conan?❞ ❝God dang, why do you gotta kick my gift horse in the mouth right now?❞ ❝Why are you reading stuff into things?❞ ❝Don’t emotionally disappoint me now.❞ ❝Goddamn, what the hell are you cooking out there?❞ ❝The smoke was green from some of the butt plugs, and it smelled like pool toys.❞ ❝Get a little rest, and get you a Coke or whatever.❞ ❝Being bad like some bitch in an ‘80s movie.❞ ❝And now it’s time to nut up, because road head is road head. That’s just the rules of tour, okay? We can’t be bringing this shit home.❞ ❝You’re just going to have to suffer through the pain.❞ ❝Y’all a bunch of dirtbags!❞ ❝I’m trying to tell you, you fucking dork...❞ ❝Yeah, enchante, motherfucker.❞ ❝You come back here again, I’ll send your ass straight to hell!❞ ❝As main decider, the motherfucker is fired.❞ ❝Sugar Ray-looking motherfucker.❞ ❝Get the fuck out of here.❞ ❝You think we can handle this kind of scandalous bullshit right now?❞ ❝Like you ain’t done your fair share of illicit shit.❞ ❝What the fuck are you even here for anyway?❞ ❝You got more piss and vinegar than you did when you were begging for help.❞ ❝After all this time, why should I help you?❞

#sentence meme #rp meme #inbox meme #ask meme #vvmemes

[stannyramirez]

𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧, 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐞, 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝

“I need some salves and shit for intense body beatings!” “Look, my husband got the living shit beat out of him and it’s all my fault!” “Help me take his pain away, pronto!” “You’re a fucking idiot. That’s what you are.” “This ain’t fucking Jurassic Park.” “I am so embarrassed for you because I am a professional martial artist.” “Come on. Let’s just you and me hang.” “Well, you know I love a sibs-free hang sesh.” “I’ll rip your asshole out and eat it and kill you!” “Get this pillowcase off my fucking face!” “These fucking animals snatched me straight out my whip!” “I figured out the part about the cousins being involved, maybe you can find some fucking clues, too.” “Let me guess, you were sitting there quitting, giving up.” “I am in no mind space to be teased right now.” “We have been kidnapped, you fucking bitches!” “Puke on yourself and eat it, please.” “Is that you in here screaming like a bitch?” “Well, we’re going to ransom you to your daddy for money.” “You deserve this life, dude!” “I can’t see you, but I can smell ya.” “Why don’t you laugh in my face, you motherfucker?” “It’s not funny to do jokes like that.” “And how can I help you on this blessed day?” “You ruined my life. You didn’t think I was gonna make you pay?” “Five million a head.” “You must think I’m fucking stupid.” “I sure do think you’re stupid, but what does that have to do with anything?” “Oh, no. You got your facts mixed up.” “You’re a self-righteous asshole.” “It’s filthy as fuck in here.” “Chicken doo-doo is getting all ground into my fuckin’ seduction dress!” “How can you eat in this dirty-ass heat?” “When that door opens and the little one walks in, I’m gonna slay him, cut his fuckin’ face off, and wear it as a mask.” “Sounds insane and not doable.”

“Serves you right, trying to argue with me.” “You know, literally, that is the thing that pisses me off the most about you. Every single time I suggest anything, you’re so eager to just jump down my throat, punch holes in my shit.” “Homeboy, like you’re not trying to always argue with me.” “You’re constantly acting like I’m gonna mess everything up.” “You do mess everything up.” “I will fucking kill you!” “I demand to be held captive in a private silo right now! ...Please!” “I wondered what that was, but I thought it rude to ask.” “Stop crying! Ain’t nobody gonna ransom you!” “That’s a good job with the voodoo dolls.” “Please, let me help. I’ll sacrifice my life and my body if need be.” “We’re gonna get more money than we know what to do with!” “I mean normally, yeah, I could, but you know, I am malnourished right now.” “Wanna see this? Freak athleticisms?” “Just do it. What’s wrong with you?” “Boy, your daddy didn’t leave you with much, did he?” “Your daddy threw money at you instead of raising you right.” “Fear of God is the best chance you got.” “If you don’t have the stomach for it, hell, I’ll do it.” “I don’t mind killin’. It ain’t nothin’ but a thing.” “Do your dumps, boy!” “He thinks that I don’t have it in me to hurt you.” “You don’t run nothing but your mouth.” “He chafes real bad, and a burnt rectal from cheap TP could make him very despondent.” “I bet no one’s gonna miss me.” “I don’t want my kids to be one of those kids that loses a parent like somebody in a fucking Disney movie.” “I don’t want my sons to be Bambis.” “I never want to be treated any differently than you guys just ‘cause I’m a lady.” “He ain’t following any sort of rules about ladies and mens.” “Kill the biggest one ‘cause he’s tough to handle.” “I know I get on your nerves, always riding you and shit. It’s just because I feel like somebody needs to make sure everything’s gonna turn out okay.” “You do get on my nerves, but if you get murdered, I promise to try and avenge you.” “Make sure that my wife and kids have a good life, watch after ‘em?” “Yeah, I feel like your kids are old enough to take care of themselves.” “I’m just gonna go into beast mode and start biting faces and dicks.” “If I die, please don’t remember me that way.” “Oh, god. Oh, shit. This is happening.” “I came all this way to bust you out of here.” “I’m sure that little dick would love to see me murdered.” “I mean, he might not mind you dead, but he wouldn’t want to see it happen.” “Did you call your mama and tattletale on us?” “Your brother there, he’s a big dope.” “You try stopping me, I’ll put another hole in your face.” “Kin don’t mean nothing.” “Family’ll turn on you on a dime. You gotta treat ‘em like you treat anybody else.” “Get the fuck out of the car.”

#sentence meme #rp meme #inbox meme #ask meme #meme #the righteous gemstones #vvmemes

[stannyramirez]

𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖞 & 𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖊: 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖔𝖓

“Perhaps I should have left you on the floor to rot.” “You will inherit nothing of any human value.” “What use are you to anybody?” “Now he’s on his deathbed, like poor Daddy.” “I prefer him. By quite the margin.” “I want to be scarred forever.” “I told you to put a cork up it!” “He’s just so... pretty.” “That’s not how it works. That’s not how a single thing fucking works.” “Are you five?!” “I left you because it was staged; you were play-acting.” “How can we build and pass on anything unless we use your gifts?” “If I were a man and I looked like you, I’d rule the fucking planet.” “Raise yourself, or you will be nothing.” “Oh, darling, you don’t have the will.” “Are you scared? Is that it?” “Better pack quick, prick.” “What were you before I dragged you from obscurity?” “You built nothing but regret and Syphilis scars.” “You think you’re funny, bitch?” “All of you can fucking burn.” “Do you like boys, too, or what?” “I just want you forever.” “I have to pay rent to live in my own house?” “If this became known, your position in society would become untenable.” “Is there any worse hell than a woman’s?” “I’m way past all that shit and noise.” “All living costs until we’re free.” “Seems to me like nothing holds you back. Like you’re used to getting what you want.” “You seem entirely endurable.” “Your want is irrelevant.” “If you miss this chance, you will fail us all.” “How can I help you if I don’t know who you are?” “Please do not lie to me again.” “Did you take me through there on purpose to humiliate me?” “Perhaps it’s ill-advised, rattling around here, alone in my cage all these years?” “Defend yourself like a man, not shiver and cry like a lost boy.” “Own your body; your territory.” “There are rules for those that rule. Codes.” “From now on, no more English. It is like a disease of the tongue, it debases the mind.” “I thought you were the bright one of your brood?” “The big, buggering goat-fucker nearly bankrupted me ten times over.” “Well, I fear you’ve got one too few penises and two too many tits.” “I’ve been shuttered away in the dark for so long, I want to emerge into the light.” “He’s a dead-eyed, horny-handed horror.” “What’s the worst a well-hung beauty can do?” “A shineless turd of a man, but I feel for him.” “Nothing’s normal with these cunts.” “He lies as often as he defecates.” “You are so handsome, but you must be terrified.” “His head will turn one day for another more beautiful.” “It was a wee joke, for fuck’s sake!” “Now, where were we before all those rash, silly words?” “Must we fight like cats? We should play like pups.” “I know how to behave. I am ready to play.” “I’ve seen how you stare at me, at other men. Women, too, that’s true, but... you are less scared of them.” “The whole point of rules is knowing when to get around them or break them into pieces.” “Bodies are just bodies. That’s it.” “Your new inclination, always in you, I think.” “So cock-struck it’s like a curse.” “You want me to hold a man’s cup while he swallows?” “You will be silent and still, or it will be a massacre.” “When you were young, did you ever disgrace your family?” “Tell me what happened. Leave nothing out. We face the world together.” “Self-pity is so ugly. Leave it for the ugly.” “Beauty is fragile, it does not last. So, we must act quickly.”

#meme #sentence meme #inbox meme #ask meme #vvmemes

[stannyramirez]

𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

🧑‍🤝‍🧑🧑‍🤝‍🧑how do they feel about having multiple partners at once? have they ever done it? 🪢do they have a kink? if so, what is it? 💸have they ever or would they ever accept money or gifts in exchange for sex? 🍆how do they feel about toys? do they have any? what’s their favorite? do they use them with partners? 🌙do they need an emotional connection or are one-night-stands an option? 🫂how do they feel about friends with benefits? 🍒how old were they when they lost their virginity? to whom? was it significant? 🏳️‍🌈what’s their sexual orientation? have they ever experimented outside of that [for more binary orientations such as heterosexual/homosexual]? 👄do they prefer oral or penetrative sex more? ↕️are they a sub, dom, or switch? top, bottom, or switch? 🛏️what’s their favorite position? 🔢what’s their body count? 🕒what’s the longest time they went without engaging in sexual activity with a partner? [masturbation doesn’t count] 👀how do they feel about voyeurism? exhibitionism? 🏬would they have sex in public? if so, how public is too public? 🤪what’s the wildest place they’ve ever done something sexual? ❤️‍🔥what’s their most erogenous zone? 💋do they like to kiss while having sex? do they cuddle afterward? 💦what’s their immediate post-orgasm reaction? 🫶what does after care look like for them?

#rp meme #inbox meme #sinday meme #headcanon meme #vvitchy #vvmeme #i came up with this all on my own :))

[stannyramirez]

𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 add reverse for the opposite scenario (made in affiliation with @isortofwriteit)

sender spanks receiver hard enough to leave a mark

sender let's receiver orgasm after edging them for a long time

sender gets on their knees and lets receiver slide their thumb into their mouth

sender pulls receiver's head back and calls them a 'good boy/girl/insert moniker here’

sender tells receiver to sit on their face

sender tells receiver they're not wearing any underwear

sender kisses the back of receiver's neck

sender whispers in receiver's ear they want to get out of there

sender grabs receiver's neck/ throat

sender pulls receiver on their lap

sender touches receiver under the table at a nice restaurant

sender trails fingertips up receiver’s bare thigh

sender breathes on/licks the shell of receiver’s ear

sender ghosts fingertips along receiver’s skin, eliciting goosebumps

sender leaves a love bite on receiver’s shoulder

sender pulls receiver into bathroom stall/dressing room/closet for a moment of passion

sender rips off an article of receiver’s clothing

sender delicately removes an article of receiver’s clothing

sender draws invisible shapes/words on receiver’s flesh with their fingertip or tongue

sender teases receiver until receiver breaks and tries to take what they want from sender

#rp meme #inbox meme #actions meme #action prompts #spicy meme #spicy prompts #prompt meme #action meme #idk how to tag this shit #vvmeme

[stannyramirez]

𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 🔁 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐬.

#rp meme #sentence meme #symbol meme #inbox meme #ask meme #vvmeme

[stannyramirez]

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

send 🌙 to go skinny dipping with my muse send 🍩 to go inner-tubing with my muse send 🏊 to go swimming in the creek with my muse send 🎣 to go fishing with my muse send 🛥️ to go on a boat ride with my muse send 🍦 to get ice cream with my muse send 🍧 to get shaved ice/a snow cone with my muse send 💦 to push my muse in the pool send ⛺ to camp out under the stars with my muse send 🚶 to go for an evening stroll with my muse send 🚘 to go for a midnight joyride with my muse send 🔫 to spray my muse with the hose/water gun send 🎈 to have a water balloon fight with my muse send 🍫 to make s’mores with my muse send 🍖 to barbecue with my muse

#rp meme #sentence meme #ask meme #inbox meme #symbol meme #vvmeme

[stannyramirez]

𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 feel free to send reverse to switch the roles

send 🚿 to take a shower with my muse send 🛁 to take a bath with my muse send 🧼 to bathe or otherwise clean my muse send 🪞 to help brush my muse's hair send 👖 to help my muse get dressed send 👔 to pick out my muse's clothing send 🌧️ to get caught in the rain with my muse send 🌩️ to hold my muse's hand during a storm send 😚 for a first kiss between our muses send 💋 for the most recent kiss between our muses send 🗣️ for an argument between our muses send 👊 for a physical altercation between our muses send 📸 for my muse's reaction to yours taking a photo of them send 🍳 to cook a meal with/for my muse send 🎡 to go on a fair/carnival/theme park ride with my muse send 🥃 to have a drink with my muse send 😶‍🌫️ to smoke a joint/bowl/blunt with my muse send 🤒 to care for my muse while sick send 🤕 to care for my muse's injury send 🫂 to give my muse a hug send ⭐ to go stargazing with my muse send 🚗 for a road trip

#meme #rp meme #sentence meme #emoji meme #ask meme #inbox meme #vvmeme

[stannyramirez]

𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞

 ❝Not a side or a main, I’m the only bitch he entertains. ❞

 ❝All my battles have been won but the war has just begun. ❞

 ❝The city looks so pretty, do you wanna burn it with me? ❞

 ❝As in heaven as on earth, we’ve been dead since our birth. ❞

 ❝Thank God I ain’t have to smack a bitch today. ❞

 ❝If I see you in the street, bitch, your ass is done. ❞

 ❝I don’t need your opinion, I do what I fuckin’ want. ❞

 ❝If he don’t eat it, he a d-bag. ❞

 ❝I’m killing myself when bitches would kill to be me. ❞

 ❝He keep calling, I ignore it. he says I’m crazy. Don’t I know it? ❞

 ❝I’d rather just do it then I’ll think about it later. ❞

 ❝I never learn my lesson, so I always do it twice. ❞

 ❝Say something once, why say it again? ❞

 ❝Cut deep and I’m still alive, I’ll talk my shit ‘til the day I die. ❞

 ❝They won’t fix it, they ain’t with ya. They won’t muzzle the mouth that just bit ya. ❞

 ❝Might show up to the party with a blunt — might get stoned, might get drunk. ❞

 ❝Walking passed the mirror like, ooh, damn, I’m fine. ❞

 ❝Haunted house, I make him scream. ❞

 ❝Bonafide hustler making my name. ❞

 ❝No one on the corner has swagger like us. ❞

 ❝We pack and deliver like UPS trucks. ❞

 ❝I got a basket full of lemons and they all taste the same. ❞

 ❝You can spend your whole life working for something just to have it taken away.❞

 ❝I don’t know why I say the things that I say, but I say them anyway. ❞

 ❝Keep on building prisons, gonna fill them all. Keep on building bombs, gonna drop them all. ❞

 ❝Chaos and commotion wherever I go. ❞

 ❝Tonight, I’m gonna let the Devil in. ❞

 ❝It’s my party, and I’ll fuck who I want. ❞

 ❝Who are you to change this world, silly boy? ❞

 ❝I’m a gangster, but I’m such a fuckin’ lady. ❞

 ❝First to watch my story but don’t like me? Weird. ❞

 ❝Never mind what I had to do to get these diamonds. ❞

 ❝These bitches wanna judge me but I don’t care. ❞

 ❝Only want a love where the card never declines. ❞

 ❝My baby is my employer. ❞

 ❝No, I don’t want your number. No, I don’t want to give you mine. ❞

 ❝Sun goes down, another dreamless night… you’re right by my side. ❞

 ❝You say go fast, I say hold on tight. ❞

 ❝Got you so obsessed, it’s sickening. ❞

 ❝You know I might break your heart, just let it slide. ❞

 ❝Could hurt you really bad, take everything. ❞

 ❝I let you try it, now you want to buy it, but you know my price is going up. ❞

 ❝So what if I’m toxic? ❞

 ❝Yes, sir, I’m’a do it again. I’m fucking him, her, probably they and them. ❞

 ❝I know you’re wondering what I’m gonna say, I do, too. ❞

 ❝My mind always wonders what will I say? I wish I knew… ❞

 ❝I love myself, I wanna see it. ❞

 ❝I’ma do just what I like on the regular. ❞

 ❝It’s really not my fault if you’re scared of a sweet little unforgettable thing. ❞

 ❝No, I’m not sorry. I’m just loving my body. ❞

 ❝You know I don’t give a motherfuck about your last name. ❞

 ❝Has someone like me ever existed? ❞

 ❝I can’t help it, I just woke up like this. ❞

 ❝Nightmare dream girl, I am what your type is. ❞

 ❝When I go into that ground, I won’t go quietly. ❞

 ❝I got troubles, they won’t let me be. ❞

 ❝I’ve been on the run since I was a boy. ❞

 ❝I’ve got troubles of more than one kind. ❞

 ❝If I had a dick, you’d probably lick it like a lollipop. ❞

 ❝Bitches say they fuckin’ with me, chances are they’re probably not. ❞

 ❝If he had a twin, I would let them run a train. ❞

 ❝I swear I feel like a toilet bowl shitting on everything I’ve said or I’ve done. ❞

 ❝Thanks for the talk, are we done? ❞

 ❝I’m over wasting time in life trying to be something I’m not. ❞

 ❝Do you ever feel like you’re underwater, drowning inside? ❞

 ❝I’m not gonna hang my head and be another accident. ❞

 ❝I’ve given up our romance. I have nothing left for love. ❞

 ❝I’m not sick, but I’m not well. ❞

 ❝Fingertips like memories, I can’t forget the curves of your body. ❞

 ❝Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding. ❞

 ❝I don’t even have a TV. ❞

 ❝Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me. ❞

 ❝It’s a sin to live so well. ❞

 ❝I’d like to turn off time and kill my mind. ❞

 ❝Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they’re snoring. ❞

 ❝If you’re bored then you’re boring. ❞

 ❝The agony and irony, they’re killing me. ❞

 ❝She says she loves me at dusk, but at dawn I pack up my things and I’m gone. ❞

 ❝Never been a perfect soul but I will not apologize. ❞

 ❝I did a lot wrong that I can’t make right. ❞

 ❝That face, baby, it ain’t fair. ❞

 ❝I eat boys like you for breakfast. ❞

 ❝I never said it’s right, but I’m gonna keep doing it. ❞

 ❝I’m sick and, honestly? I’m getting high off it. ❞

 ❝We don’t deal with outsiders very well. ❞

 ❝They can smell the intention on you. ❞

 ❝They call me an American horror show. ❞

 ❝What I gotta do to find a sub or a dom to choke me? ❞

 ❝I could be your little monster. ❞

 ❝I like when you piss me off, it usually means the sex is rough. ❞

 ❝I am the big idea. ❞

 ❝If you got a problem, better speak up. ❞

 ❝My generation’s had enough, and you should be afraid. ❞

 ❝I like my coffee black just like my metal. ❞

 ❝I can’t wait for you to shut me up. ❞

 ❝I’m friends with all my demons. ❞

 ❝I’m the definition of the worst kind of mean. ❞

 ❝I will not die in the night but in the light of the sun with the ashes of this world in my lungs. ❞

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[stannyramirez]

𝓑𝓐𝓡𝓑𝓘𝓔 sentence starters part 𝟏/?

Since the beginning of time, since the first little girl existed, there have been dolls.

Yes, Barbie changed everything.

All of these women are Barbie, and Barbie is all of these women.

She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit, but she became so much more.

She has her own money, her own house, her own car, her own career.

Because Barbie can be anything, women can be anything.

Girls grow into women who can achieve everything and anything they set their mind to.

Thanks to Barbie, all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved.

At least, that’s what the Barbies think.

Who am I to burst their bubble?

She was discontinued by Mattel because a pregnant doll is just too weird.

Barbie has another big day ahead of her.

Turn to the Barbie next to you, tell her how much you love her! Compliment her!

How come you’re so amazing?

No comment! *laughter* No, seriously, no comment.

I worked very hard, so... I deserve it.

This makes me emotional, and I’m expressing it.

I have no difficulty holding both logic and feeling at the same time. And it does not diminish my powers. It expands them.

Yay! Space!

Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him. I got us both ice creams! Hey, Barbie! Check me out!

Oh, hey, Barbie. How much of that did you see?

We saw the whole thing.

Let’s get you up on your feet.

You are so strong.

Ah, looks like this beach was a little too much beach for you.

If I wasn’t severely injured, I would beach you off right now.

I’ll beach off with you any day.

Hold my ice cream.

Alright, Ken, you’re on. Let’s beach off.

Anyone who wants to beach him off has to beach me off first.

I will beach both of you off at the same time.

But you don’t even know how to beach yourself off, how are you going to beach both of us off? That doesn’t make sense.

Nobody’s gonna beach anyone off!

Barbie, hold my hand!

Stay with me, Barbie!

Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize.

You’re very brave, Ken.

You know, surfer’s not even my job. And it is not lifeguard, which is a common misconception.

It is actually my job... it’s just beach.

And what a good job you do at beach.

Hey Barbie, can I come to your house tonight?

I don’t have anything big planned. Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies and planned choreography and a bespoke song. You should stop by!

So cool.

Bet you can’t do a flip like that, Ken.

Gosh, this night is just perfect! You look so beautiful, Barbie!

Thanks, I feel so beautiful! This is the best day ever!

It is the best day ever. And so was yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and so is the day after tomorrow, and even Wednesday, and every day from now until forever!

Do you guys ever think about dying?

I don’t know why I just said that.

I’m just dying to dance.

You can go now.

I thought I might stay over tonight.

Oh, but, I don’t want you here.

This is my dreamhouse. It’s Barbie’s dreamhouse. It’s not Ken’s dreamhouse, right?

Oh, ah-ha-ha, right as always.

Hurry up, the president’s here!

Every night is girls’ night.

Good night, Barbies! I’m definitely not thinking about death anymore!

Ooh, girl, you okay?

Barbie doesn’t get embarrassed!

I don’t even have context for this, but... my feet, my heels are on the ground.

I’m no longer on tip-toes.

I know I’m Stereotypical Barbie and therefore don’t form conjectures concerning the causality of adjacent unfolding events, but some things have been happening that might be related.

*Gasp* You’re malfunctioning!

What? No! I’m just... I’m -- am I?

I’ve never seen this kind of malfunction before, it’s usually just hair related.

You know, you’re gonna have to visit Weird Barbie.

I have never had to visit Weird Barbie.

That’s because you’ve never malfunctioned.

I heard that she used to be the most beautiful Barbie of all, but then someone played with her too hard in the real world.

And now she’s fated to an eternity of making other Barbies perfect while falling more and more into disrepair herself.

That and we all call her Weird Barbie both behind her back and also to her face.

She’s so weird! Why is she always in the splits?

Hey. What’s cookin’ good lookin’?

Welcome. Welcome to my weird house.

Sorry about the dog crap. What can I do ya for?

I just had to come see you about my feet.

You’re Stereotypical Barbie, right?

That Ken of yours, he is one nice looking little protein pop.

I’d like to see what kind of nude blob he’s packing under those jeans.

A really fun game of volleyball... thoughts of death.

Maybe some thoughts of death?

I’ve heard of this. Of course, I didn’t think it was possible, but it’s real.

Ah! You’ve done it! You’ve opened a portal.

I didn’t open a portal!

If you wanna be Stereotypical Barbie perfect again, baby girl, you gotta go fix it, or you’re gonna keep going funny.

And then you’re gonna get sad and mushy and complicated.

You have to go to the real world, and you have to find the girl who’s playing with you.

We’re all being played with, babe.

There’s the girl and the doll, and never the twain shall cross.

The twain is crossing?

Her thoughts and feelings and humanness are interfering with your dollness.

Why would she be sad? We fixed everything so that all women in the real world can be happy and powerful.

I don’t know, but if you ask me, you had something to do with this, too.

It takes two to rip a portal.

I’ve only ever wanted for everything to stay exactly as it is.

Well be that as it may, the two of you are becoming inextricably intertwined. And you gotta help her to help yourself.

So, what’ll it be, then? You can go back to your real life and forget any of this ever happened, or you can know the truth about the universe. The choice is now yours.

Mm, babe, listen, you have to want to know.

I’m not Adventure Barbie, I’m Stereotypical Barbie. I’m like the Barbie you think of when someone says think of a Barbie. That’s me!

You’re a bummer. That’s a bummer.

Okay. I’m ready to forget now.

No! You’re doing this one. I just gave you a choice so you would feel some sense of control.

So, there is no option one?

You have to fix the rip yourself. Don’t blame me, blame Mattel. They make the rules.

Fine, get cellulite, I don’t care.

Weird, I know. Best if you don’t think about it too much.

If you do not find her and fix things, what’s ugly will become uglier and what’s weird will become weirder.

I guess she’s going without you.

She literally asked me, and I was like, ‘I’d prefer to stay here’.

I bet you’re scared. And I bet she doesn’t even want you to go.

Well you bet both those things incorrectly, and I bet in the opposite direction.

I just don’t wanna leave! I’m trying to find reasons not to leave!

I’ll be back in no time with perfect feet, and we’ll forget that this ever happened!

You’ll get to see all the good work we’ve done to fix the world!

I bet every woman will say ‘thank you’ and give you a really big hug.

Bye, Barbie! Good luck in reality.

Please get out.

I can’t. I made a double bet with Ken, and you can’t make me look uncool in front of Ken.

Barbie... what if there’s beach? You’ll need someone who’s a professional in that.

And so Barbie and Ken set off on their adventure to the Real World.

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[stannyramirez]

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐯𝐬. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥

“Nope-nope-nope-nope-nope. You need to leave right now. Take your carriage and fire and dead horse, and go back to the underworld.” “We broke up! Period!” “Wait, wait, wait, wait. NAME, hang on. I'm a changed man, okay? I've got a life coach.” “Back off, demon!” “Never go with a predator to a second location.” “Look, I can see you're mad. You think I'm a total jerk. I get it. But I have changed.” “Why didn't you tell me I'm dead?” “Why don't you just stay here, where it's always fun? Like... guaranteed.” “I just gotta stop using magic on my face.” “I'm so excited to be covered in blood with you.” “Ugh! That's the wrong piece of music! This is gonna drive me crazy. Alright, don't go anywhere. I'll be right back.” “Let's get out of here. This place is the worst.” “No! You! You're infuriating!” “I know you're trying to look out for me, but you have to let me figure things out on my own. I don't need a hero. I need a friend.” “You're right. I should've trusted you. I'm sorry I ruined your night.” “I wallpapered my locker with pictures of you.” “You're right. I wouldn't invite me either.” “Let me sing you some birthday tunes with my mouth sounds.” “Something tells me we were not invited to this party.” “You do that, homie. I'ma get this party started!” “Ugh! This party is a disaster.” “It's hard work making everybody happy.” “That's a particularly stupid plan.” “How could I have been so stupid?” “I'm sorry you had a bad day, but what does that have to do with right now?” “I guess I'm just not cool enough for a guy with a record.” “I've never seen this dude in my life.” “So this is what it's like to be bored to death.” “You put so much thought into this. Gifts are such a great way to show how much you really care about someone. I didn't think it was possible to love you more than I do right now.” “Best anniversary ever, best anniversary ever! Best anniversary ever, best anniversary ever!” “Come on, my dear. Let me capture your beauty-ness on this magnificent adventure.” “Every once in a while, I need to sneak away and fight monsters. It keeps me sane.” “I didn't see you and you didn't see me. But just this once.” “After a victory like this, there's only one thing to do: get Chinese food!” “These are fortune cookies. They can magically predict the future.” “You're a weird girl.” “Eh, previous job experience? Nope. No one's ever been dumb enough to hire me.”

“Weaknesses? I don't have any.” “You make absolutely no sense! Go away!” “Oh, wise and powerful cookies, bestow your sugary prophecies upon me.” “Blindly following these fortune cookies is the best decision I've ever made.” “Guess I'm doomed, huh? Be honest. I can handle it.” “Sorry. It's not the will of the cookie.” “This is really hard to say, but if this is gonna go any further, I want our relationship to have a foundation of honesty.” “Sorry. I should've listened to you. Obviously you know better than a dessert.” “This isn't about learning! This is about love.” “This is definitely one of the weirder places we've been to.” “I can't believe we're actually doing this!” “Oh, he's so cute! I just want to gobble him up!” “More than just "Hello"? Too risky. I may say something dumb. That's why I let the kitten pics do the talking for me.” “I used to think that, but now I'm fifty and all my dreams are in the rear view mirror. The best thing of my life is teaching you, and I hate teaching you.” “I was born to lead. Literally.” “When you give people the freedom to do whatever they want, they might just surprise you.” “Being a leader is easy. Just say yes all the time.” “Please, stop where you are and ask yourself: Is this something you really want to do...” “I really didn't think this through!” “They're not lost, we just don't know where they are.” “Ugh, you're even bad at getting fired!” “Monsters are the bad guys.” “I don't have to be bad. In fact, I've always secretly wanted to be good.” “Actually, that's 100% wrong and you want to do the opposite. Now say you're sorry.” “Yeah. You should just give up.” “Uh, the next time you get the urge to punch somebody, just imagine how it would feel if it happened to you.” “Okay, that was my fault. I assumed you knew this, but... you can't eat children.” “Yeah, you know how the news sensationalizes things. I still believe you can be good.” “The key to being good is ‘do unto others as you'd have them do to you’.” “How could you do this?! I was trying to help you!” “Sometimes there's a sense of satisfaction in doing things yourself.” “Either rise up and conquer, or wither here and die!” “I want you to use that time to think about what you've done!”

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