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I am feeling unhinged
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x-stel · 2 years
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that jeonghan smut fic where he's a photographer while reader’s a model was so good but sadly it was plagiarised
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stuckinapril · 2 months
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the neurologist i shadow is so funny bc she has a valley girl accent and yet she's the smartest person in the room. this woman was casually doing case consenus ab a man w frontotemporal dementia in the highest girliest voice imaginable. i want to be her i think
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amphibiangeorgerussel · 7 months
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I think this sport has got a weird tendancy to almost canonize legendary drivers without actually considering the circumstances that make us consider them 'heroic.' Time does not exist in a vacuum - is Niki Lauda brave and heroic for driving six weeks after burning alive during a race or was he just the victim of a sport that has never prioritised safety.
Was senna's death heroic or was he just killed by his own car in an era that saw way too many premature deaths.
It's super fucking shitty to me how many people hail these drivers as heroes and martyrs but never actually consider the enviroment that these people were operating in. Niki Lauda was one of the drivers who led a literal strike in 1982 over unfair clauses of their superlicenses - he forfeited a championship because he deemed his own life more important. The reformation of the GPDA was literally proposed the morning of Ayrton Senna's death, after the death of Roland Ratzenberger the previous day, and was officially reformed the weekend of the following race.
The more we place these drivers on a pedestal and hail them champions for driving in dangerous conditions, the less we actually have to address the conditions in the first place. If we call people like Niki and Senna and Jules martyrs of a dangerous sport and heroes who knew what they were doing and accepted the risks, we can continue being complacement when things go wrong because that's what makes these guys champions, right?
Consistently we have seen rules being changed only after drivers have died (introducing wheel tethers after Senna's crash at Imola, imposing a limit on how long a race can run before sundown - and of course the halo - both being introduced after Jules' crash.) And it's thanks to idiots like Martin Brundle and Will Buxton that let people brush everything under the rug in the name of entertainment until rules have to be changed.
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mattodore · 26 days
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salt in our memories
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ratmonky · 8 months
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geto knows gojo is never serious but he cannot tell if he is being serious now.
he laughs at him, telling him that it is all fine and he knows geto wants this.
geto looks at the door to gojo's bedroom- he knows you're inside waiting for your boyfriend in whatever he told you to wear. he cannot stop imagining you with your hands between your thighs, desperate to have something to fill you up.
gojo nods instead of geto, telling him to join him after five minutes. deciding everything for him. as he disappears into his bedroom, geto feels like he is in a nightmare, not even a dream. he listens to soft licking sounds, your loud moans and gojo's groans.
he does not know if it has been five minutes now but when he gets closer to the room, he sees you blindfolded and gojo calling him to bed with hasty gestures of his hands. geto doubts the plan for another moment as he walks up to the bed but nonetheless he undresses himself. gojo is sweet talking you and playing with your tits.
he mentions something about getting ready to fuck you raw. geto cannot hear him anymore, he can only hear his own heartbeat as he rubs himself at the sight of you. his cock gets harder each passing second without the feeling of your warmth.
when gojo touches his shoulder and pushes him forward, geto does not oblige. he rubs his cock on your pussy and does not waste another precious second to push himself inside.
you grab at the sheets, back rising from the bed in pleasure. you say that gojo feels much bigger now, it makes geto groan silently. his hands go everywhere, tits, stomach, neck and face. he is all over you before he starts fucking you relentlessly.
gojo jerks off watching his best friend fuck his girl, some sick fantasy he always mentioned geto, among some others he would like to try some day.
geto's hips slam into you violently, you moan like you enjoy it, your hands go to his neck, before you can reach to his hair, geto pushes your hands away. you shriek from the sudden loss of balance but soon your lips are being sloppily kissed. you try to kiss back but he uses only his tongue. you still amuse him, following what he wants to do. this makes geto's hip stutter, he likes the obedience, the will to please. you are oh so adorable.
he starts picking up his pace and pushes himself deep into you to fill you up with his cum, at the same time gojo takes off the blindfold.
your horrified expression and shock is enough to make gojo burst out laughing. you watch in terror as geto fucks his cum into you. although you open your mouth, nothing comes out and your eyes keep going back and forth between geto and gojo.
gojo grins, telling you how much you enjoyed being fucked by geto and how he is glad you liked his surprise for you two's anniversary. he thanks geto for the help while he promises to outdo himself next year.
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guinevereslancelot · 2 years
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babe would you still love me if we were superheroes and you were in danger and i went absolutely bonkers and crossed every moral boundary imaginable to protect you at literally any cost?
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icarusbetide · 1 month
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you know there's something grievously wrong when you see this tweet and your first thought is founding father george washington
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uhohdad · 8 months
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damn y’all want more octo!konig? fucking bet you and him are about to paint the town red baaaaaby
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tinyy-tea-cup · 2 months
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Why are you making a wife for Adamas? That's really stupid of you honestly. That ugly god doesn't need a wife.
Wow rlly? I bet you think I’d start crying and delete all my posts 💀 let me have fun with my oc damn… WHO ARE U? THE FUN POLICE?! Are u trying to ruin ppl’s fun?
First of all, thank you for your opinion! I’ll be taking to it the trash can cuz I honestly don’t care what you think about my oc.
Second of all, let me have fun? Why can’t I make a wife for a underrated character? It’s what all the RoR artists/writers are doing?
Yes Adamas’ personality is rlly bad. In the manga/anime, he’s portrayed as self-absorbed and violent. Basically… really fcking mean 😐
But like he’s super sweet with his wife like come on?! ARE U SRSLY COMPLAINING ABOUT ADAMAS BEING HAPPY?!
Ur wasting ur time by putting this in my asks. Ur just jealous FICTIONAL characters have a better love life than u 🥺
Anyways bye 💀 p.s I’m gonna shut off my anon asks cuz if u got smth to say to me…
SAY IT TO MY FACE
Also for u anon 🥺💖
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harcove · 7 months
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Astarion x Tav <333
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sunglassesmish · 6 months
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called the doctor’s office and they said well actually if you have chest pain or trouble breathing you need to go to the a&e. i don’t have time for that 😭
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lakemichigans · 3 months
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i was meant to be butch i just cared too much what other people think 😑
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imflyingfish · 7 months
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Worst thing about learning a new language of my own violation though is that its made me a fucking nerd. I just found my friend's flashcards on quizlet and got excited. I get excited to hear some french words in everyday conversation. When my friends are reading a book i have to resist the urge to go WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT. Im just super excited to consume french and spanish language and phrases and im a fucking nerd about it now
#like im not as into spanish as i am french#i like the sounds better but i set out here to learn french goddamit!!!!#but it would be SUPER awesome to speak both fr fe#fr#hell even just 1#like in 4 years. again. km not going to be worse#im listening and learing french constantly atm#spanish its only been a few days but im getting on a lot better than i thought#i keep getting frustrated bevause i dont always understand it and its digficult to manage my time#plus ive heard that learning two langauages can confuse u#but ive not had too much issue atm and it can actually be benifitial to learn both#hell i dont think om even doing this for qsmp anymore i dont even watch qsmp!!!!!#but also if i do need to dropone language or maybe even both if rhings get really crazy#it wont be the end of the world because i can always pick it back up and it wi never be a waste u know#luke i havent learnt spanish for 4 or 5 years!!! and i STILL can read a bit and i got put forwards on duolingo even FURTHER than i currently#am in french!!!!!!#and ive been learning french for 4 months! (although i learnt spanish at school since like. year 4 and i didnt take it in later years and my#spanish teacher hated me bc i was always drawing and she was mean#ik spanishis easier to learn than french#did u k ow that if u practice for 3 hours a day u can learn spanish in 6 months!?#i dont have 3 hours a day#i think today ive spent about 1#1.5 hours practicing and 1.5 hours engaging with french and spanish media combined#but thats only half of that each idk#i just dont think im going to be fluent for aggggeeeesssssss like YEARS. maybe in like. 4 or 5 years would be cool#but also its just fun? and im having fun and oh my god this makes me a nerd doesnt it#okay okay ramble over im just proud of myself :]
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gloamingtusk · 4 months
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Bro literally did not diss me all because im either cooler than them or they just simply wanted to pick a fight with me because i got my swag on like??? I know that if you dont listen to music thats apart of the goth subculture you are NOT goth (I'm also saying that just because you wear all black that doesn't mean your goth. You gotta listen to the goth bands to be goth. If y'all need my aid i got you covered) but man go back to listening to deftones and calling that goth instead 💀💀💀 poser
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laninasinamor · 11 months
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Shipping wars are the stupidest most frustrating war in fandom. I really don't understand why people can't just enjoy their ship. I'm not saying they shouldn't bitch and moan about ships they don't like, complaining about frivolous things is a right, but why go to wat over it?
i wouldnt be able to tell you. i have no idea why ppl waste their time. im just here cuz i love nashuri , ya know 💙✨
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anyways… KEEP SHIPPING NASHURI 😄🫶🏽
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