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diatiddiess · 9 months

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Their pact marks 🫶🏻

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sparkbeast20 · 1 year

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What in "Hell" is Bad? Masterlist

The Story introduction for the game!

About the Game

Info about the World of WHB

List: Paraphilias, WHB emojis list and Ars Goetia Reveal list

Info of the Characters:

The Seven Four Kings of Hell

Beelzebub

Mammon

Satan

Leviathan

Lucifer

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Demons of Ars Goetia

Gehenna (Where Satan is King)

Leraye (Hell Trivia)

Sitri

Paimon

Astaroth

Zagan

Belial

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Juno P. Cruel Orgasm 666

Tartaros (Where Mammon is King)

Bimet

Eligos

Hades (Where Leviathan is King)

Barbatos

Foras

Glasyalabolas

Orias

Abaddon (Where Asmodeus is King)

Phenix

Dantalian

Ronove

Paradise Lost (Where Lucifer is King)

Marbas

Morax

Buer

Gamigin

Avisos (Where Beelzebub is King)

Stolas

Bael

Amon

Naberius

Niflheim (Where Belphegor is King)

Gusion

Bathin

Andrealphus

Angels

Gabriel

Michelleel

Michael

Raphael

Selaphiel

Jegudiel

Barachiel

Humans

Minhyeok

Solomon

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harunayuuka2060 · 7 months

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MC: When demons I've met so far were like, "You're so adorable~"

MC: And then they f***d me like I was a common wh***?

MC: Geez, guys. At least tell me that I'm hot. *drinks another glass of beer*

Satan and Mammon: ...

Beelzebub: That's right, babe. Tell them.

Sitri: I never knew that Solomon would be offended to something like this. *chuckles* Truly adorable.

MC: Shut the fuck up, Sitri!

Paimon: Bestieee~ Looks like drinking is not for youuu~

Satan: Yeah. That's your last.

MC: *raises an eyebrow at him* You don't get to order me around. We're not married yet.

Satan: You-

Mammon: He's not. But I'm your first concubine, so maybe I could.

Satan: Why are you calling yourself their concubine-

MC: Hush! My husband is talking!

Paimon: *laughing and clapping*

Beelzebub: Hey, babe. He's just the other man.

Satan: You- We're going home!

MC: You're not my husband!

Satan: I am!

#what in hell is bad #whb mc #whb satan #whb mammon #whb beelzebub #whb sitri #whb paimon

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windywriter · 2 months

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Attack of Kings Full comic: Satan

#whb #whb satan #whb paimon #whb leraye #what in hell is bad #whb comics

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luceafarul-de-dimineata · 1 month

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Average ship war between the MC fanbase

*Paimon posted an edit of MC and Satan*

Paimon: They are the cuteeeeeeest!!!! Can't wait to see them kisssssss <3

*Gamigin and 3 others disliked that*

Gamigin: Actually, His Majesty Lucifer kissed them before. Plus, MC just went on a romantic date with him, he's clearly their favourite!

Paimon: Satan was the first demon that met MC, they're clearly closer togetherrrrr

Eligos: His Majesty Mammon is greacious enough to let MC live in other countries, but after all the contracts are broken, they'll move to Tartaros and marry him.

Gamigin: You guys are stupid! Who do you think heals all of MC's wounds, huh? Can his majesty Satan or Mammon fix broken bones or internal bleeding? I doupt they even know what hydrochloric acid even is?

Paimon: Now you're just rudeeeeee

Gamigin: Plus, his Majesty Satan is too short to be MC's type

Paimon: Check your dms

Eligos: If MC likes them tall, then clearly Mammon would be a perfect fit for them

Foras: Actually, Glasylabolas is taller

Eligos: I am in your walls

Foras: 😨

Dantalian: Fuck all of you roughly with a chainsaw, his majesty Asmodeus is the only king in hell that deserves MC's attention

Amon: You know, trying to bait death threats is very obvious

Dantalian: Hey! I still think Asmodeus would form a great couple with MC

Amon: Of course he would, he falls for every human with a pulse

Dantalian: Says the bootlicker of the eon. You were born kissing his majesty Beelzebub's ass

Amon: I wish

Dantalian: I hate you so much

*Paimon disabled comments on this post*

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb x reader #whb gamigin #whb paimon #whb eligos #whb amon #whb dantalian #whb mammon #whb lucifer #whb asmodeus #whb beelzebub #shipper au

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aiikuraa · 4 months

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Colored version of Paimon's likeability comic ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

#at first I was just colored the first page for school assignment #and then I just decided to color the whole thing ╮⁠(⁠＾⁠▽⁠＾⁠)⁠╭#sorry if the coloring look weird #I randomly decided to change my coloring style in the middle of coloring this #what in hell is bad #what in hell is bad paimon #what in hell is bad leraye #what in hell is bad solomon #whb #whb leraye #whb paimon #whb solomon #happy new year #what in 'hell' is bad #what in 'hell' is bad prettybusy #whb comics #manga coloring

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luxthestrange · 2 months

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WHB Incorrect quotes#20 Puppies

Paimon: Mc like talking with dogs in a child-friendly way, right?~

Satan: Yeah, Why?

Paimon: Apparently, Leraye & Zagan are not an exception!~

Satan:...

-Somewhere in Gehenna-

Mc: Hi, Leraye~Zagan~ How was your fun workout today? *Petting their heads and kissing the tip of their noses*

Leraye: Um... It's was good?*Blushes with a head tilt, confused*

Zagan*Gleams and gets on his knees for you to have better access to his head*He-hehe~

Sitri & Satan: ...

Paimon*bursts out laughing*

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cholecalcferol · 4 months

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Cheers! 🥂📸

i finally finished… phew

i assume the people that commented last time are fine being mentioned 👉 @notemejellyfish @thrones-of-buer @synne-ful

i hope you guys are having a happy new year :] even tho it’s a bit late lmao

#what in hell is bad #whb #whb foras #whb naberius #whb sitri #whb paimon #whb leraye #whb amon

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synne-ful · 4 months

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✨️ PAIMON SUPREMACY ✨️♂️

#what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad?#whb #paimon #whb paimon #paimon whb #地獄のどこが悪い

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0n1omi · 5 months

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He just be kicking EVERYONE 😭

#what in hell is bad #whb #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#whb satan #wihib #whb paimon #whb sitri

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demonsword586 · 15 days

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Just searched through the entire internet (and accidentally downloaded PB's whole insta on my pc) but I finally found it!!

Behold! The early sketches of devils! They are pretty similar to the end designs but we do have some exceptions!

Like opened eyes Buer!! Look at him! He looks so suspicious and handsome!...or like he's smelling something sussy

Um Astaroth...that you? Omg he looks so freaking beautiful. But personally I prefer him with long hair. Suits him better.

Also Gusion,who did this to you?! Wait,imagine if he was meant to be a tired skater boy instead of a math teacher! ...Math skater even?

Also...

Morax!!! His smile! Omg I just wanna kiss him and hold him and omg his head shape...actually he lost a bit of hair I think.

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sparkbeast20 · 1 year

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WHB Nobles/Ars Goetia's Sexual Paraphilias

Note: Some of these definition I only search through Google. (The list will be updated every time there's a new devil is been revealed) MINORS DNI

Gehenna (Satan's Region)

Leraye

Keraunophilia - Sexuoeroticism for the sound of Thunder

Sitri

Cardiophilia - Sexuoeroticism for the sound of heartbeats

Paimon

Haematophilia - Sexuoeroticism for Blood

Astaroth

Narratophilia - Sexual interest and arousal obtained from speaking or hearing sexually explicit words during sexual activity.

Zagan

Kinesophilia - Sexual arousal hinges around human movement and exercise.

Belial

Discophilia - love for recorded music

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Juno P. Cruel Orgasm 666

Aphephilia ((h)Aphepilia) - is the scientific term for a sexual fetish concerning being touched.

Abaddon (Asmodeus' Region)

Phenix

Morphophilia - Interest in sexual partners whose body characteristics (e.g., height, weight, skin and hair color) are different from one's own.

Dantalian

Autassassinophilia - A paraphilia in which sexual arousal and the achievement of orgasm are facilitated by the fantasy or belief that one is in danger of being killed.

Ronove

Acrotomophilia - is when a person is sexually aroused by people whose body parts, typically arms or legs, have been amputated or by amputation sites in the body

Tartaros (Mammon's Region)

Bimet

Timophilia - A primary arousal from gold or wealth.

Eligos

Diaphanophilia - Sexual fondness for viewing nudity through diaphanous fabrics such as veils, underwear, baby dolls, etc.

Hades (Leviathan's Region)

Barbatos

Heliophilia - The property of an organism being attracted to sunlight.

Foras

Scopophilia - Literally, the love of looking.

Glasyalabolas

Necrophilia - sexual intercourse with or attraction towards corpses.

Orias

Autopedophilia - refers to the gaining of sexual pleasure from dressing as a child, pretending to be a child, or having a sexual fantasy about being a child.

Paradise Lost (Lucifer's Region)

Marbas

Merinthophilia - Sexual arousal from being tied up.

Morax

Stigmatophilia - Sexual interest in and arousal by a partner who is tattooed or has scars, or by having oneself tattooed, particularly in the genital area.

Buer

Doraphilia - Sexuoerotic arousal and fetishistic fondness for the smell and feel of animal skin, fur, and leather.

Gamigin

Ablutophilia (uncountable) (rare) A paraphilia involving sexual excitement from baths or showers.

Avisos (Beelzebub's Region)

Stolas

Pecattiphilia - Sexual arousal from performing an act one believes is a sin.

Bael

Olfactophilia - Sexual arousal by, smells and odors emanating from the body, especially the sexual areas.

Amon

Harmatophilia - is the fetish or preference for people who break rules or commit mistakes.

Naberius

A paraphilia in which the person is attracted to seeing themselves in the position of an animal in a sexual encounter. It is not the same as Zoophilia, the attraction to animals.

Niflheim (Belphegor's Region)

Gusion

Sapiophilia - a person who is sexually attracted to a person with intelligence.

Bathin

Hodophila - One who loves to travel.

Andrealphus

Oculolinctua - also known as "worming" or eyeball-licking, refers to the paraphilic practice of licking eyeballs for erotic gratification

Human world

Minhyeok

Melcryptovestimentaphilia - sexual fetish or fantasies about women's black underwear/lingerie.

Heaven

Gabriel

Hierophilia - Sexual arousal from sacred objects.

Michael

Erotophonophilia - sexual arousal or gratification contingent on the death of a human being.

Raphael

Automysophilia - is a fetish for being dirty or being defiled.

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harunayuuka2060 · 7 hours

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What if:

MC: I'm sorry. But I'm already married and committed to one.

The Gehenna demons: ...

WHB Satan: Yeah, that's what they said.

Sitri: ...

Sitri: HOW CAN YOU BE MARRIED?!

MC: ...

MC: *looking at Satan* What's wrong with him?

WHB Satan: You see, your ancestor Solomon, he's our bitch.

MC: And?

WHB Satan: He thinks you're Solomon.

MC: ...

MC: *awkwardly clicks tongue* Yikes.

MC: Anyway, I just need to help you and the rest of Hell, no?

MC: And I can get back to my normal life?

WHB Satan: Yes.

MC: Okay.

WHB Satan and MC: *do a handshake*

Sitri: ...

Sitri: Solomon... YOU CAN'T BE MARRIED!

Paimon: Sir Sitriii... That's enoughh...

Leraye: *nods* The descendant of Solomon is a loyal spouse. You have to accept that.

Zagan: *nods*

Ppyong: Descendant of Solomon, aye. You need some protection against Sir Sitri, aye!

MC: Yes. Thank you.

#what in hell is bad #whb mc #whb satan #whb sitri #whb paimon #whb leraye #whb zagan #whb ppyong #whb the descendant of solomon is already married

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pepperkettle · 7 months

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sorry to be feral on main but oh my god???

the cunt being served here is so intense it immediately ruptured my cells upon seeing this. i will not and can not recover from this, i fear.

#i come alive for this post and this post only ty folks #what in “hell” is bad?#whb paimon #whb leraye #whb #♡ -> post time !

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luceafarul-de-dimineata · 29 days

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How the kings would react to the shipping of them and MC

Satan

He was hanging out with his nobles, just talking gossip like normal people

But Paimon was just staying on his phone through half the conversations

"Paimon! What's so important that you're not interested in seing Sitri's baby pictures?"

Sitri was dying in the corner while Zagan was rubbing his back

Paimon takes his eyes out of his phone and giggles.

"Oh, I was just arguing with some people onlineeee"

Satan puts down the pictures of baby Sitri on the table (which Astaroth swiftly takes for himself. This will make such great blackmail material) and sits next to Paimon curiously.

"What are these dumpass arguing about now? Don't tell me Leraye started sending death threats to Barbatos over the weather again."

"Noooooo, it's better than thaaaaat. People are arguing about who the child of Solomon would dateeeee"

Satan takes Paimon's phone and starts to scroll through the comversations.

"And I'm winning, right? I mean MC has a pact with me, I was the first to meet them, it's obvious that I'm the one they'll choose"

"I know, riiiiiight?"

Satan would become the most active person in the shipping forum, just spamming it with pictures of him and MC

It's a way to assert his dominance over the whole thing.

Gamigin almost started a war between Paradise Lost and Gehenna when he started insulting Satan under his photos of MC

Mod Jjok had to work overtime to stop the harassment everyone in Gehenna was throwing at Gamigin for that

Lucifer had to send a formal apologise on behalf of his son to stop the situation from escalating further.

Mammon

Recently Eligos asked him to try on different fashion styles

At some point Mammon asks Eligos what this is all about

"The child of Solomon mentioned that they are interested in gothic fashion, so I'm trying to see what clothing would fit you and abide by goth fashion rules."

Mammon chuckles and ruffles Eligos' hair before telling him that he is already to his master's liking

"But there are a lot of people that claim that MC would be more interested in the other kings. We can't have that! Just yesterday Amon was bragging that MC and Beelzebub went on a date!"

"I'm glad they had fun with Beelzebub, but Beelzebub is mine and I am MC's. They can have fun with anyone they please."

Eligos' jaw drops to the floor. He gets flashbacks of all the arguments he had online about this and how he bought bots to mass report any Mammon x Mc slander

Eligos constantly tries to convince Mammon that the shipping wars are a big but Mammon doesn't really care.

At most he sends pictures of him and MC cuddling to Satan to spite him like all good friends do with eachother.

Leviathan

Leviathan is a lurker through the forums

It's where he got most of his information about you before kidnapping you

Probably reports all posts that aren't for the ship with him and you for false information

He would constantly post pictures of you and him doing mundane things with captions like "Living life perfectly", "Greatest day of my life", "Me and my wonderful significant other"

Makes everyone in Hades like his post and floud it with compliments

He'll make an account for you where he roleplays as a version of you that's madly innlove with you

The most likely to start an actual war between Hades and whatever ship is trending that morning

He sometimes doesn't sleep and just scrolls through the forums, refreshing constantly to see if you're having fun with someone else

King of all doxxers

No VPN will protect you from Leviathan's wrath

Beelzebub

Beelzebub was tied to his office chair with Bael glaring at him

"Go on, look at the complaint. What does it say?"

"I should take a vacation. I'm already burned out. You know, overworking is very bad for your health."

Bael glares at him with not an ounce of amusement behind his eyes

When Beelzebub skims through the files, something catches his attention

"Threat of war from Hades? I don't remember going to Hades recently, what happened?"

"While you were away having fun with the child of Solomon, Amon posted pictures of you two going at it on a forum. Next thing I know, his majesty Leviathan declared war on Avisos. I had to talk him out of it, but we now have to write a report about what happened and send it to the other kingdoms to tell them that it was resolved without any casualties."

Beelzebub was laughing his ass off while Bael was question his life choices

Beelzebub asks Amon to show him the forum which the younger devil does happily.

He sometimes go through it often, but he uses it as a way to find out where you are.

He's chiller about the whole thing, finding it kind of funny that so many people are so invested in your love life

Lucifer

Gamigin won't shut up about it.

If Lucifer took a shot every time Gamigin complained about the shipping wars, he'll dethrone Beelzebub as the king of Gluttuny

Lucifer is a softer lover, only being intense in more private parts of your relationship

So even getting him to kiss you in public (or outside the bedroom) is very hard.

This makes Gamigin's job as a shipper very hard

Lucifer finds the shipping war situation absurd

Why would anyone do this? What is it accompleshing? Why does he suddently get embargos from Hades or Gehenna after he goes on a date with you?

He'll probably have to sit Gamigin down and tell him to stop calling the other kings rude names just because they hang out with you.

It really depends on your reaction to everything as well

If you like being in the spot light, than he'll try to be more open with his affection, giving Gamigin more oportunities to gush about you online

If you want to keep your relationship more private, than he'll make all cameras fracture when pointing at the two of you

#whb #what in hell is bad #shipper au #whb satan #whb mammon #whb leviathan #whb beelzebub #whb paimon #whb eligos #whb bael #whb amon #whb lucifer #whb gamigin #whb x reader

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leseraph · 8 days

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oh they're definitely from gehenna

#paimon can step on me idc #he can get angry anytime he wants #whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad?#whb paimon #whb sitri #whb leraye

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