#who the fuck is this cain guy

[danielisanevenbiggerdumbass]

well nevermind I guess what the FUCK oh I am DESTROYED I am OBLITERATED this is somehow getting me worse then tma I DIDNT THINK IT COULD GET SADDER THEN TMA

#arthur lester #malevolent #john doe malevolent #malevolent part 20 #who the fuck is this cain guy #sorry it’s spelled kayne isn’t it? that’s such a dumb way to spell that name #I keep misreading it as kanye #also fuck the king in yellow I hate this motherfucker #so much sadness #also that poem #i am sobbing #someone hold me #I am doing not well #i actually cried

[overly-hubristic-mad-scientist]

Honestly if I were Hill I’d be so fucking embarrassed. Imagine not only being attacked but murdered by a guy who’s like 6 inches shorter than you and lost any and every physical altercation he’s ever been in. I personally would never recover

#I mean Dan regularly throws Herbert around like a cat and Dan Isn’t even an exceptionally strong guy he’s just normal strength #You got killed by a man who needed backup to take on a fucking cat #reanimator #herbert west #dan cain #bride of reanimator #carl hill

[hyperkitten224]

random thing I thought of uh. bye

#the amazing digital circus #amazing digital circus #tadc #Gangle #Caine #hear me OUTTT HERE OKAY #Gangle is the type of character you look at and you're like “awww sweet baby girl I love her :)” #she is a baby girl. a sweet cinnamon roll #but Caine is the type of character you look at and are like “ohoho that's a gotdam malewife” #he is a babygirl. a guy who is slightly feminine and fucked up #Caine might be fucked up but I'd fuck him down I mean what haha who said that

[sleepyminty]

Dante and Vergilius ( Vergil) in original work

Vs Dante and Vergilius (Vergil) in other literations

#you know who im talking abt #we have twin rivalry and a guide who give no shit to his manager #read dante inferno guys the bromance is real #there is spoiler in the tag #vergilius would walk through fire with dante so that he wont be suffer alone whereas we have whatever the fuck dmc and pm give us #if you squint closely you can either see love-hate relationship or divorce couple between dante and vergilius #we dont talk abt dante and virgil that just normal sibling behaviors #aka the cain instincts #project moon #limbus company #limbus dante #limbus vergilius #leviathan #the red gaze #dmc #devil may cry #dmc dante #dmc vergil #dante inferno #vergilius #dante #dante purgatorio #dante paradiso #the divine comedy

[neonnoir-ao3]

“Your Body My Temple is a Showtime/Caine x Pomni song”

#NOT A VAGUE I’m just storyboarding CHNT for my final and am actively thinking about it #like I get where y’all are coming from if you don’t have the context #but this song is from the perspective of a psychotic Russian guy who lives in the woods #(personally I’m not an Elijah Volkov simp I just see him as a Fucked Up Little Creature) #showtime ship #caine x pomni

[quietwingsinthesky]

haunting the narrative for real. we don’t even know she exists until s11 (because it’s a poorly planned show) but everything has been about this injustice that all of creation is built on top of. it is about her!!!

#she is the original dead girl in the attic except that when she was supposed to die in there she didn’t. she clawed her way back out and #started eating people until she was strong enough to rock the whole fucking house. #go girl!!!! make a fucking mess!!!!!!!! get mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #sorry i love amara. i wish the show hadn’t then decided to forget everything about s11 and fuck it all up later. #because this is. it genuinely does drive me insane. it was about her……. #it’s both tribute and denial. she can’t be a part of the story. to acknowledge her is to acknowledge the crime done. so she can’t be here. #but it’s. it’s all about her. this cycle begins with her. the rot starts there!!! #it’s just. it’s a good beat. it really is. for a show that is so. just constantly obsessing over god. who is your dad. and how right is that #guy about anything anyway. and for it to be clear that to understand anything about how this has all been set up. the very first thing you #have to understand is that god did something unspeakable and that’s the only reason he got to be in charge. that’s soooo!!!!! im going in #circles here but u get it right? u get it? that this is the first stone that gets it all rolling. that amara’s imprisonment destroys lucifer #who in turn destroys cain. #u understand me. it’s the best thing they could have done when retconning that literal god has a sister into the show. i eat it.

[welcometogrouchland]

I love it when "they should be at the club" is like, an actual character dynamic, with person A looking at person B as they work themselves to the bone/throw their own happiness away for the greater good/take on more responsibility than anyone could ever hope to bear and they're just like. Hey. You should be at the club

#ramblings of a lunatic #this is about Barbara Gordon and Cassandra Cain in batgirl volume 1 #literally babs is like cass wouldn't it be nice if you did things that normal 17 yr old girls get to do- #-instead of living and dying in your kung fu self hate cycle that will inevitably destroy you??? #and cass is like. no #cassandra cain (and bruce wayne) voice: #''everyone asks if there's anyway to stop the self sacrifice spiral never how was the spiral it looked fun was the spiral fun?'' #dick is also this for bruce but the club is less literal in that specific sense #(also this is soooo far removed from their canon dynamic. but play with me in this space for a bit- #-this but it's steph @ jason) #(like she realizes he's the same age as cass- she would not have guessed bc he's fucking huge and grizzled- #-and she's like damn. you should be at the club jason- #-just an in passing observation! arguably ribbing him about his melodramatic vengeance quest- #-that becomes a lot harder to take seriously when you remember he's barely old enough to legally drink) #(and jasons just like. what would i even do at the club steph. what part of me seems like a guy who would have fun at the club) #(Jason and Bruce are both too autistic for the club. cass is the right amount of sensory seeking autistic to get something out of the club- #-but really babs should be taking her to a mosh pit for maximum enrichment. she'd thrive) #ANYWAY. having a moment ignore me #my previously obtained ibuprofen is the last defence against me and certain doom (sore throat oof ouch) #like that meme of the soldier with knives and bombs in his back protecting the sleeping child #point being idk how long it'll last so i should sleep sooner rather than later to get the max benefits

[igneouswyvern]

I watched The Amazing Digital Circus and all I have to say is

It's the same fucking characters

#listen their similarities are too great to be ignored #circus ringleader guy in a suit and top hat with a really fucking weird face (mouth is way too big) #and his sidekick who looks like Some Fucking Guy. la creatura. big top and caine both have heterochromia too #the whole time i was watching the pilot i was trying to figure out why caine and bubble seemed so familiar and then it hit me like a truck #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc caine #tadc bubble #mario party #mario party 8 #mc ballyhoo #mp8 mc ballyhoo #mp8 big top #OH YEAH BTW IF U DONT KNOW THE LORE #the yellow lines under the top hat are ballyhoo's eyes. #the top hat is his sidekick #dunno how much of the Mario party 8 lore is common knowledge so I thought I should clarify this lol

[batemanofficial]

hello upper middle class northern usamerican tumblr user. i want to play a game. you will notice that you are in a super america convenience store in rural kentucky - you have three minutes to purchase a snack and drink of your choice and make normal small talk with the cashier. however, if you use the word "cryptid" or generally make reference to appalachia and its inhabitants as "wild", uncivilized, or lacking restraint around alcoholic beverages during your time here, i will personally tie you to the chassis of a four wheeler and tip it into the river. live or die. make your choice

#speak friend and enter #i can appreciate mothman as much as the next guy but can we stop treating appalachia like it's the subject of a richard attenborough doc #i come from a long line of hillbillies and i like to think i've got a good sense of humor about it but sometimes i am tested #like. this is not a lawless land with a moonshine still in every holler and nameless voices in the woods!! this is a normal town!! #idk maybe i'm reading too much into it but i'm just tired of the cultural fetishization of appalachia by people who aren't from here #and who don't know anything about it. like yeah you know mothman and what hooch is and that's all well and good #but do you know what the opioid epidemic really is. do you know about the structural injustices that keep people like mcconnell in power #i'm not saying you have to apply dialectical political analysis to every issue that occurs in the region to be able to have an opinion #but also like. i'm tired of people looking at places like where i grew up and making them into things they aren't #like. on the one hand we have ''ooh spooky hills!! run if you hear the trees whisper your name'' #and on the other we've got ''isn't appalachia so depressing...so hashtag ethel cain core...shame it's got no value beyond aesthetics'' #and on yet another hand we have ''i - a person with no ties to the region - am going to take up the cause of every social issue #occurring across the entire appalachian region so the world will see just how bad these poor hill people have it. i am very smart'' #and like. it's frustrating #i'm not saying you should never speak about appalachia if something we have is interesting to you #nor am i implying that i want to gatekeep discussion of the region's issues to the community bc that won't accomplish anything #i'm just saying that like any place it's complex. it's got its good things and it's got its bad things. #and you shouldn't isolate the good from the bad or vice versa - especially if you don't know the context in which those things happen. #and for the love of god dont let your own ignorance cause you to boil down those issues into a reductive and inaccurate set of stereotypes #learn about us from us. not from tiktok not from movies and for christ's sake not from hillbilly elegy. i hate that fucking book #anyway that got weirdly serious but i mean it. putting appalachia as a talking point up on the shelf until y'all can speak intelligently #ok to rb

[plumbogs]

Now that she's no longer in college, it's probably time for Angela to actually figure out what exactly she wants from life. Specifically in the romance department.

Meanwhile, Cain's enemy roams the streets. She's the highest chemistry match for him, too. Perhaps there's something to this.

Whatever it is, Angela's still in charge of the high school. She doesn't really want to be. She'd rather become a lawyer. So until she can pass the baton, she's in a sort of weird place.

These two townies love to squabble all the time and get in the way of Viola trying to do her work.

Cain has even less interest in running a school and since he's cemented himself in the sibling that does fuck all, he gets to sleep in until the afternoon.

and give the cat some nice hugs :)

would you look who showed up... they actually apologized to each other and had a few normal conversations before he left for work to do some gaming.

After getting home from dealing with teenagers, Angela wanted some time to party with other actual adults. She also had some business to attend to.

Since Dustin's very claimed by this point, they formally agreed to stop doing their whole 'clinging to teenage relationships' thing. no longer do i have to fear a Jealousy Event every time the whole crew hangs out.

during the party, ashley was confronted with the consequences of his actions. he seemed pretty chill with it all things considered. after all, even if he's arranged marriaged into the capps or something it's definitely not a loss for him.

Angela also asks Romeo to stay friends. He doesn't care. I don't even know if they ever had anything in college. I think both of them branched out after high school. Which leaves her only still in love with Miranda, Jimmy, and the bartender guy who is very nice and she gets along with but isn't super close to. Miranda's a hot mess, so she's off the table and Angela isn't even really into women in the end. Not enough to commit to one.

Speaking of hot mess, Miranda couldn't go five minutes without making out with a former sorority sister and pissing off her baby daddy. Well, maybe it's not all fine. Either way I like the drama of a shotgun wedding so I'm forcing them to live miserably together for now once I finally reach that part of the rotation.

Angela's not into him, but apparently she thinks he's kinda funny. Her bartender buddy didn't even flirt with her during the party, but Jimmy did, so maybe the choice is being made for her. The world's most pathetic bachelorette challenge goes on. Speaking of Miranda, Cain's still head-over-heels for her despite her cheating on him with his dad and also his sister and also half the town. He started hitting it off with one of the current sorority sisters, though.

angela you don't need another god damn romance sim in your life! NO!! you are way too easily charmed for this!

The twins convene after the raging success of a party to chat about their situations. Cain kinda wants to do something more with his life now that their parents are dead and he doesn't have to put up with running into them in public anymore. Angela's just glad to have her options cleared up a bit.

#sims 2 gameplay #angela pleasant #cain pleasant #they might actually have the money for him to own club dante actually... but is he the type to actually run it is the question #shout the fuck out to trans guys who do fuck all. he's destined to be someone's lameass boyfriend and thats it #HOWEVER. brittany #if she were to return to rotation........... much to think about #miranda capp my beloved hot mess #dustin broke #romeo monty #brittany upsnott #miranda capp

[overly-hubristic-mad-scientist]

Meg is definitely more forgiving than me because if I found out my fiancé and his boyfriend killed my dad, brought him back to life, and was indirectly responsible for having him locked up and lobotomized I think I’d actually just kill them

#meg halsey #reanimator #dan cain #herbert west #that’s not even mentioning the fact that all this indirectly lead to her DEATH (and kinda The Scene but that’s Hill’s fault really) #I’d be mad with rage and a vengeful spirit #Even after I died I’d come back to haunt the dreams of those fuckers #And then That same fiancé who chose a random guy over you and killed/medically experimented on your dad and got him lobotomized #And indirectly killed you ended up killing/snatching the body parts of so many other young women JUST to Frankenstein you back together #And then his boyfriend also steals your heart to do fucked up science with #I’d at least become a ghost who haunts the house or the university or something #Bride of reanimator

[thefuturewithoutus]

guy who wants to fuck herbert west: no i understand dan cain as a character. his agency and his motivation all make perfect sense to me. i have no problem understanding why he stuck around

#the heart #re-animator #guy who wants to fuck dan cain: i get why herbert risked it all. i know why he did all that. like i get it

[fellhellion]

It makes for funny banter yeah but the emphasis fanwork puts on Miguel expecting like. Deference as spider boss isn’t like. At all substantiated in canon.

His platform stunt is poked fun at, he doesn’t talk to Hobie - resident anarchist - like he expects that kind of behaviour at all even when sounding utterly exasperated by him, he lets Mayday crawl all over him even while it makes him look totally silly and kills any kind of authority vibe he’s trying to project. He’s not like. a stickler for being referred to with respect or anything.

If anything he’s got a problem in a completely different direction where he doesn’t treat his teenage agents any differently from adult ones and so it ends up creating this workplace culture where everyone is straining under the high stakes, and characters like Gwen are so worried about letting people down she avoids confiding in her mentor or boss.

#this guy has given me insane amounts of brainrot #even with Gwen he doesn’t send her home because she questions his authority around other people. he sends her home (to his mind) because she #endangered their multiverse saving mission by involving miles. it’s bullshit of course. miguel only invokes when he’s floundering from miles #escaping them. it’s trying to regain control in a situation where you feel helpless and he takes that out on Gwen. plus also the fact that #considering his whole beat of silence when she asks if he’s sure what will happen if Miles breaks canon #I think part of sending her home is forcing away doubts he’s been wrestling with. it’s fucked don’t get me wrong. but even there I don’t #read it as a simple reassertion of authority - more so as Miguel taking out his desire for control in a situation that makes him feel #helpless (because bearing down possibility of ANOTHER universe collapsing) onto someone who doesn’t deserve it #did Adam raise a fucking CAIN miguel come on now dude get it the fuck togther #tunes talks spiderverse

[lesbiansanemi]

I’ve been reading a lot more than I have in a long time recently and it’s inspiring me to work on my original stuff (which I haven’t touched in like… years now tbh) and it all needs SO much reworking but there’s one piece in particular that I’m really CNDJISJSJSKSJSK about rn and I want to talk about it I want to talk about it so bad I want to talk about my dark urban fantasy lesbian monsterfucker mild religious horror novel it’s eating my brain

#COMPLETELY repurposing the oringal plot the main characters were originally used for #(and one of them used to be a man but I’m switching it so they’re lesbians now lmao but Anyways) #demon girl nun working for the church suddenly being forced to work with dragon girl who is a soldier uncovering corrupt things about the #church and I am fndisosoddisj going fucking feral #Cain and Aeron my beloveds you are gonna be SO cool and I can’t wait to write for you guys again once I finish nailing down the #finished plot #kaz rambles

[societysonlooker]

I'm not trying to be an asshole but I think the funniest thing about fandom discourse is that the same kinda people who will tell you to kys for "liking incest" all because you ship two characters with the same mentor are the SAME PEOPLE that will bend over backwards to defend the most uninspired, bland, and toxic ass ship you've ever seen just because it's canon and het.

#save gotham MY way #you beat the shit out of me to get back at bruce #no. I beat you down so you'd realize robin meant *pain* #and would quit #i- oh... #i have your back. i know no one else in this fucking 'family' does but- but i do #well. cass does too but- #yeah. yeah ive got yours too. #yes this is me being salty but. fucking listen. cassandra cain was not adopted by bruce untol she was something like 19 fucking years old. #she came into that family absolutely READY to really Be part of the family #because outside of bab's mentorship/mothering role she'd never HAD one before. #so she immediately took to dick as her older brkther and tim as her little brother; despite the fact that neither of them jad trusted her #at ALL when she'd first showed up. but you know what the fuck else is Just as likely? This grown ass woman seeing them #as her brothers in arms rather than her Brothers. #and that makes sense. right? a 20 y/o woman going jnto the marines doesnt suddenly view all of her basic training peers the same way as she #sees the two annoying kid brothers she left back home. and instead these guys are now her brothers in arms. the people who are going to #watch her back while she watches theirs. #so if thats easy to comprehend then why is it so hard for people to understand that jason and tim (at least in fucking preboot) Do Not See #Each Other As Brothers. hell! preboot jason is a straight up villain! and one that both hates what tim represents as robin but also #has a high level of respect for tims capability as a hero! preboot jason considered/worked with exactly Two People in his entire 6 years #and they were Scarlet and Tim. #he had trust issues put the fucking door and Didnt Like People and he *still* put her cards out there during bftc to ask tim to work #with him. and sure. bftc fucking sucks. cass should have been batman and just reverted him to urban legend status within the media. however #all of the character interactions (at least the ones where theyre helping each other) are Actually Pretty Well Done. this arc Does actually #help tim and dami reconcile a bit. dick finally steps into the shoes left for him. jason shows that -while off his fucking rocker'his goal #of hasnt changed- DESPITE the fact that hes an entire and highky influencial crime lord! #that emotional journey from to #it just has the potential to be so fucking GOOD and theres nothing wrong with seeing this possibility and runnjng with the ship you think #would come out kf that kinda arc. i mean. hell its Gorgeous. #then meanwhile youve got yja meg brain-nonconning connor while evryone excuses it and antis bend over BACKWARDS to defend it.

[villruu]

I love writing cain & abel 2.0 (my ocs for marble hornets) so much and how different they are.

Older sister who has had the operator sickness since she was practically born, who accidentally spreads the sickness to her younger sibling the one (1) time she has a relapse, whose life is slowly getting worse and worse and decided to kill their sibling to spare them and then nothing happens, because the sibling is somehow, back, and nothing changed, and she doesn't want to murder her sibling, but she will if it's to spare her (and maybe she blames them, in part, bc if only they had been stronger, if only they had been better, she wouldn't be like this)

And then you have the younger sibling who's main hobbies is getting high and collecting bugs and who admires the fuck out of their older sister, bc she's always nice to them.

#vrill talks #they're so disfunctional #cain & abel 2.0 #my beloveds #theyre so <3 #cain (older sister) is gen a wreck btw. like. she kills her younger sibling and it truly fucks her up and then she comes back and literally #one day later abel (younger sibling) just... appears. As if nothing happened. Okay and all. imagine murdering someone and then they just #come back home like nothing happened. Wild. #abel wakes up in the middle of the woods w/o a single idea as to how they got there btw. they're rescued by some guys on a morning run and #they just genuenily think that they tried shrooms and had a bad trip kekw #abel: wow i love my good sister cain she's so cool and nice and ik she always has my back <3 #cain who literally murdered them with her own bare hands less than 24 hours ago: su...sure... ily2 sibling....