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90slouisfthes · 7 years

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“i don’t get it! i don’t understand the ship? i don’t like that.”

it’s summer, 2010. 18 year old Louis Tomlinson and 16 year old Harry Styles are both auditioning for the X factor. they end up put together w 3 other boys, who are insignificant until later in the story, and together the FIVE (rip) of them form One Direction, international boyband SENSATION of the 21st century. so here’s where it gets crazy okay get this, so they meet in the bathroom prior to auditioning (oops! hi) BUT they never said it was at the X factor and lemme tell u they already met before this day. they both came from separate bands, who had both played the same show 1 night a while back and i’m betting my money THAT is where they truly met for the first time. so skip ahead to a few months later and they’re literally LIVIG together and it’s a known fact like they talk about it the other boys talk about it they post pictures. you mean to tell me that these boys moved in w each other after only 2 months of knowing each other? hunny you got a BIG storm comin. so now 1d is a band and yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah all this good stuff anD THEN • • • • • WELL WELL WELLINGTON WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE HERE this low ass quality video is released of the two of them drunkenly dancing and THEY LITERALLY KISSED • • anyways we also have the paris interview (PLEASE I CANT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT U GOTTA LOOK IT UP) aka the #1 reason we only have one (1) single interview of larry alone • • • now onto the obvious stuff... y’all mean to tell me that harry got a heart (i got a souuuuul believe me iiiii will use them both) tattoo anD LOUIS GOT A DAGGER AND THEY HAVE NO RELEVANCE TO EACH OTHER ????? WRONG ! • • • AND THE QUOTE HARRY HAS ON HIS WRIST W NO “” MARKS ON IT AND LOUIS HAS A TATTOO OF “ “ ON HIS WRIST ???? YES ! THEY DO ! • • • if you still cannot believe in this story of true love after the tattoo tales then please, hold on to ur hats because it’s about to get WILD - i’m not even ready for this • • • so harry and louis are SO super bffs by the time they have the UAN tour and they’re stupid on stage and backstage and they’re glued at the hip and KISS ME YOU FOOL *love bites harrys neck* *giggles* and brO it gets even worse when we hit TMH larry y’all they was W I L D louis has harry wrapped around his lil finger and shut and YAH it’s cute they’re bffs WRONG ! • • • Rain Bow Bear. (RBB) please watch the christmas interview bc when the guy asks them about the RBB Niall (here’s where he becomes relevant) is the motherfucking CAPTAIN of this ship, along side James Corden (save for later man) WHIPS HIS NECK SO HARD TO LOOK AT LOUIS W THIS SCARED ASS FACE AND LOUIS IS JUST SMIRKING BECAUSE HE K N O W S • • • anyways skip ahead because i like to skip around THE JHO MV COMES OUT AND THE COUPLE IN THE MV ARE LITERALLY WEARING BLUE AND GREEN !!! BLUE AND GREEN I SAY !!! which, if you didn’t know, are the colors of louis and harrys mics on stage (relevance is their own eye colors) • • • so now we have all these celebrities low key outing them like referring to things that only the two of them would be relevant to or Ed Motherfucking Sheeran tweeting about his “best mate (harry if u didn’t know) getting married today” THE SAME DAY LOUIS MUM TWEETS ABOUT A WEDDING 😩💦👻😜🎃😂💙™😩👌🏼😌😇😉🎃🖕🏼🖕🏼🎃👀👀👀🤔💤👌🏼👻😎🖕🏼😌 YALL MEAN TO TELL ME THAT LOUIS AND HARRY TOMLINSON DIDNT GET MARRIED ON THE 28th DAY OF SEPTEMBER IN THE YEAR OF 2011 BITCH YOU HAVE ONE BIG ASS STOEM COMMIN’ • • • there is a lot of more proof and shit to go by but honestly if you look up freddieismyqueen on youtube you’ll get all the proof you need to be fed for WEEKS on this shit • • • also freddie tomlinson is fake, babygate stunt, and he’s not louis baby. the pregnancy was faked and the baby is not actually named freddie and the poor kid needs to escape this before it’s too late his poor poor soul. • • • harry styles performs girl crush, by little big town, every night at his shows and motherfucking recorded it in the studio and released it WITHOUT CHANGING ANY OF THE PRONOUNS !!!!! THE SONG IS ABOUT WANTING TO BE IN A GIRLS PLACE SO YOU CAN HAVE THE BOY SHE HAS !!!! THEYRE NOT ALLOWED TOGETHER AND HE WANTS TO BE IN LOUIS FAKE GIRLFRIENDS PLACE BECAUSE I WANTS TO KISS HER LIPS BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE HIM • • • • COCA COLA LITERALLY DID A COMMERCIAL AND ISED THE SONG CLOUDS (which is larry af btw) AND THE TWO BOYS WERE A GAY COUPLE AND THEY LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE HARRY AND LOU TO A T E A • • “i’m in love with lou and all his little things” AND THE LOOK ON LOU’s FACE WHEN HE SANG IT TO LOUIS L I V E AT A CONCERT WAS ABSOLUTELLY PRIVELESS • louis’ solo part: “i have loved him since we were 18” harry, to the fans: “sixteen” • • • i have just three more things to conclude this story with. 1) “lou can i give you a blowjob?” “i’d love it if you just wait” • • • 2) harry styles dropped his album in may of 2017 and for the 2 whole months they promoted his single, two ghosts, louis was wearing a white tee shirt in every single pap picture of him out EVER literally the entire 2 month promo season. -to make this relevant i present to you the opening line of said single: “SAME LIPS RED SAME EYES BLUE SAME WHITE SHIRT COUPLE MORE TATTOOS” DO YALL MEAN TO TELL ME ??? THIS SHIT ISNT ABOUT LOUIS AND HIS NEW TATTOOS AND HIS FUCKING BLUE EYES AND HIS DAMN WHITE SHIRT ?!?!???? ITS HIM !!! HES THE SECOND GHOST !!!! • • louis to his literal “girlfriend”: “Im gay that’s pretty unfortunate isn’t it” security: “shhhh” • • • and with all that being said, my elbows are cramped so bad from typing for so long like this so i’m gonna have to cut the story short. happy larrying, treat people with kindness.

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chickenstuffedwithmozzarella · 6 years

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Holiii!! I saw the pic of Liam and Honey😍😍😍 Asdfahs. They are so cute! And also, i love Liam's eyes. It'a such a nice colour!! And i also saw the gifs!! I love that gif of Louis. HE LOOKS SO SOFT. I could cry. And Harry😂😂😂 Its such a mood. I always flip people off like that. Jajajaja. AND THE GIF OF HARRY WITH THE PINK JACKET. 😍He is dancing funny and i love hiiim. Oh, and i havent read that fic but i'll read it asap and then i'll tell you about it. Promise. Thanks for the rec💖 (1)

Hiiii, Love!!!! I’m so sorry it took me so long to answer! but yesterday I was busy, and when I came home my head hurt like a b*tch, 😖😖. Liam’s eyes very pretty, aren’t they? Everyone likes him better (poor honey). I always flip people like that too, jajaja, that’s why I needed a gif, and I found the best, jajajaja. I couldn’t resist. I’m already rereading that fic,😅. I love re reading things I read a long while ago, bc my English has improved a bit since I came to tumblr, and it’s like reading things for the first time again, so cool.

It wasnt hard being updated bcs OT was everywhere, but yeah. I always try to engage in my friend’s hobbies. & some of them do the same. One of my friends used to be a 1D fan before i met her, and though she is not longer in the fandom she tries to be updated. She sends me memes or things that remind her of 1d. She even watched a video of BG without me knowing/telling her about it. I dont deserver her. Ay, and last week she watched freddieismyqueen videos with me on a free period. I 💖 her (2)

HOW DID YOU FRIEND MANAGE TO QUITE?!?!?! Jajajajaja It feels imposible (not that I have tried…). And she sees things and isn’t intrigued about what is happening?? She should write a self help book,jajajaja. “How to suite one direction: the guide”,jajajaja. But she sounds cool and supportive of you, so keep her, jejeje.

Well, you just described me. Talking in public always end up in one of those two options. I have always wanted to do a road trip!!! You are totally invited of course. JAJAJAJA. Well, it just…happened? Our friend was having a very bad time and he was going through a lot of things and we didnt know how to cheer him up. And then one night we just starting watching a video of AuronPlay reading a fic, and he was happy for the first time in months. (3)And so my cousin said “what if we write him a fic?” And i said “omg, yes”. And thus was born. Its a crack fic. We just put in there his family, his biggest celebrity crush, our friends, ourselves and a couple of animals and started writing nonesense. He hasnt read anything yet, bcs we want to finish it first, and me and my cousin (and our siblings, bcs they wanted to help) only hang out alone sporadically. But we laugh a lot writing it. I hope he laughs too when he finally reads it. (4)

You, your sister and your cousins sound so cool. And your friends too. I’m gonna have to migrate and adopt you all, jajajaj. I’m sure your friend is gonna love it. It’s a recipe for success. Keep me updated when you show him and his reaction,please!!

“How does a gay look like?” Like someone with no toxic masculinity. But i see your point. Judging on looks is not cool. (And i dont usually do it. I watched their behaviour or their words. When someone doesnt ever use gender pronouns and just say “they” “parter” “somebody” im just👀👀👀 i see what u are doing). Yes yes. What you said makes sense. I understood. Dont worry. I have never heard that quote, but i think i could marry whoever wrote this. So much truth!! 😱 (6)

Tbh I never payed attention to that, :/ (heteronormative mind and all that). If I had, maybe I had known about a lot of my high school friends’ sexuality. Looking back, we were just a group of friends, boys a girls, nobody cared about boyfriends/girlfriends (we were friends from 12-16). Then we went our separate ways, and we lost touch. And now I see in Facebook that they are gays and lesbians, and I’m like… :/ we didn’t know much about those things back then. And I hope I didn’t make any comments who could offend/affect them. But it makes me so happy to see them being themselves and living with they’re boyfriends and girlfriends… 😊 I just wish I could have been a better friend back then 🤷🏻‍♀️. But now I pay attention to that. And I always try to show support in a non invasive way. And try to educate people about who they’re been homophobic, or make not appropriate comments… like there’s this boy (around 16) that likes to paint his nails. And I love everything to do with nails. And, at the shop, I comment on people’s nails (if I know them enough, lol). And I always try to say something nice to this guy. To normalize the fact that he has his nails painted (and no make a statement that I approve of it, if someone else is listening, so they don’t make rude comments around me). And then my friend’s sister is Lesbian. But their mother is so ancient-minded… like, my friend has a dit of fat, and she’s always making comment about how she should be skinnier bc she won’t ever find a husband 😒. And her sister is very thin. And once, she was working as cleaner in a /cuartel de la guardia civil(?)/. And their mother was always: hmmm, I hope she finds a good guy there, bc she’s never had a boyfriend. And I always thought: I wonder why, lol. Well, she finally came out to her parents, and while they don’t treat her different (which I don’t know if it’s good or no), they’re like “waiting” she changes her mind. And hoping she finds a boyfriend. Anyway, her mother is friends with my mom, and she comes to visit at the shop sometimes, and she always has a comment to make about what people do or don’t do. And I get so angry 😡. I’m always correcting her. But she doesn’t listen. And I feel sorry for my friend and her sister. So whenever I have the chance I saw her my support, and always talk about these things, lol. (I talk so much about lgbt+ things, that my family associates me with it, to the point that every time they see a rainbow or whatever they tell me: look look! And I just satisfied with it. At least they don’t make so much homophobic comments anymore 😒)

YOUR MOM IS AN ANTI? How? “Why would they fake a baby?” Thats a good question with awful answers. I miss RBB&SBB.😍 (I havent explained that to anybody, yet. But once while playing a game my cousins choose Rbb as his nickname so i choose Sbb and our friends started making questions and we where like? 1d things? Long story, leave it for another day? I’m glad they dont remember it bcs i wouldnt know how to explain that😂😂). Was your friend a fan of 1d too? (7)

Well, she isn’t a nasty anti, jajajja, but she doesn’t think they’re together. Not for nothing special, just that she thinks they would say it if they were together. And since they haven’t say it, they aren’t together. But I’ve shown her the famous Christmas pic, and she doesn’t Thing B was ever pregnant. And I show her pics of F to ask for an outsider opinion, and she doesn’t think the kid looks like Louis at all, lmao. So, I think if they ever come out, she wouldn’t care at all. Bahhh, I’ve talked about RBB/SBB with my friend sometimes, but it’s so bad of a thing, that we don’t come to a conclusion. She isn’t a fans, sadly. But she likes celeb gossip, and I like to talk, so… yesterday she came to visit/ to get her arms waxed (bc that’s my other unofficial job) and she ended up staying for 2 hours. Bc we had see each other briefly lately, couldn’t sit and talk properly in a while. And she always asks me about 1d, bc she knows I love to talk about it,jajaja. And I have a sideblog where I reblog things to show her. And well, yesterday we talked a little about BG, and I showed her the no-belly pic, and she was… 😳. And she thinks louis and Harry must be together, at least at some point, bc the way the touched wasn’t in a friendly way. She now has a boyfriend, and she kept saying: I’m not a very touchy person with my friends or my family, but when I’m with him I always want to touch him or kiss him, and that’s what those two were always doing. And I’m always: do you think that for real, or are you just saying it so I stop talking?? Jajjaja. And yes, she’s convinced they are/were together. She asked me if I think they’re still together, and I told her that now more than ever, but it’s a long story, so we should talk about it another time, bc lol, we were just talking about it for a couple of hours, and we both had things to do. So, we’ll keep talking another time.

Of course, I dont share that info with everybody, but I dont mind my friends knowing. I have this one friend that i bother everytime i get frustated bcs of a fic. I tell him the plot, and what is happening and i cry about it (and he laughs at me but at least he listens). Sometimes i make him choose which one should i read next when i cant decide. (9)

I almost did a fic reference yesterday talking with my friend, and I stopped myself midsentece, and laughed (I thought of you,jajaj) and she was so confused!! But she’s used to my weirdness, so we just laughed it way. And I kept talking, jajajajaj.

Girl, i have 6 dioptres😂😂 Thats what i have forbid myself from reading on the phone. No, i havent read that one, but its now on the list. I’ll tell you when i do! Though it make take a while :( (I understand you. Dont worry). (10)

😳 6?!!?! Please take care of your eyes!!! Stop reading… everything!! Jajaja. No, I’m kidding. I know about people who has 8… so you’re still ok,jajajaj. I have 1, but my ophthalmologist told me I’m very sensitive to change, bc I thought I had 27463 diopters, bc I saw so poorly 🙄🙄.

Yes, i also like IDGAF more than New Rules. They have overplayed that one. Have you heard Blow Your Mind? I love that one. It’s also a single so…i guess you have heard it? You’ll get amazing shots, i’m sure. Honey was sleeping on you? 😭😭😭😭 I love hiiim (11)

I listened today Room for 2 and Homesick, and I think I like them. I’ll have to listen this new one two. For me, to like a song, I have to heard /a lot/ (not as much as Despacito, please). It has to have a catchy tune. That’s why I think a like Carolina, or Woman, or Kiwi, and I don’t understand why people is so fidyfvbure about the lyrics, jajjaja.Honey is always sleeping on me. The other day Liam was sleeping between my legs, and Honey came and just laid on top of my poor limo. And I wanted to kill him, bc liam never comes to sleep with me. They’re so different… but I love them both.

Oh, my little sister. I just wanted to tell you that yesterday was her birthday. She almost cried when she saw that me and my older sister had brought her Flicker deluxe as a present. (We hadnt bought it yet. Dont judge us). She was freaking out just bcs of that and i was laughing so hard thinking that she’s gonna pass out when she sees the rainbow flag her friends have gotten her for Nialls show. And also another pair of Cds. She wont survive the show. Poor thing. But she was so happy 😍😍 (12)You start next week? Okay. I’ll ask again next wednseday. Have a nice daaaay!!

Not judging, you’re amazing sisters!! Awww, poor thing!! She will have an amazing time at Niall’s concert, for sure. And, yes, please, tell her to bring the flag. I’m so happy seeing how people are starting to bring rainbow flags to niall concerts too. And have you seeing that he has taken pics with rainbow flags?? He even brought one to the stage the other day!! It makes me inexplicably happy to say everything covered in rainbows. There was so much at Harry’s show too, my sister said it looked like a pride parade. Hey, Dunkirk it’s about to start khbkhdfbvkjdnfvkjndfv. But, have YOU SEEING THE NEW ROYAL BABY WAS NAMED AFTER LOUIS?????? AND HIS TWEET?!?!? IM SCREAMED!!!! Dijffvjkbdded. Bye love. I have to feed my cats before the movie starts!!! Aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

#anon #I just saw ask 5 is missing??#kjdjeidobcioedcboie.#sorry #Dunkirk is about to start and I’m sihdbkddhvhbjefv #EDIT: anon!! I forgot to ask you if you’re the middle sister?? me too!! I have so much to say of how that position influence people's #personality #jajajajajaa #and I can related to Harry and Louis too #🤦🏻‍♀️

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