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hey there! thank you so much for this gem of a blog. I look forward to your posts. my fav type of fic is really tropey dubcon (think sex pollen / something made them do it / non con drug use, etc) where they both actually do want it so, even tho one always feel guilty, there’s a happy ending. do you have any recs along those lines? Thank you 💕
Hi Nonnie! You didn't specify a ship so we've included a variety. We're also not sure if you have read these before, because we started our hunt in some predictable tags (sex pollen, fuck or die, bad guys made them do it, etc). You didn't include omegaverse in your trope list, but some has been included here because heats provide a lot of fodder for this type of dubcon. The dubious-ness of the consent varies in the fics listed here so please read with care and attention to ships, summary, and tags for content. There is also our previous dub con rec list to review from back in August!
Pollen Season by Dracothelizard [E], 8k
An exploration mission Stede goes on with Roach and Lucius goes terrible wrong.
Or terribly right.
The Fucking Tea by Dracothelizard [E], 21k
Calico Jack gives Stede some aphrodisiac tea and leaves to shore with the rest of the Revenge crew, whoever can possibly help Stede with his unbridled horniness?
(It's Ed.)
Unnamed mutual noncon (Ed/Stede) by Dracothelizard [E], 686
This is a ficlet that ends before anything explicit occurs, and therefore before there's any chance to discuss and come to a true happy ending. There are a few other dubcon ficlets in this collection - sift through and proceed with attention to the chapter titles.
We Do Not Follow Maps to Buried Treasure by CartoonMayor (aka @zombee) [E], 5.6k
Stede is taking Ed on another treasure hunt to some supposed sea god's cave.
Things do not go as planned.
Let your yes be yes by emzash [E], 3.9k
Can’t we talk about this?” Stede asks, like there are any words that exist to solve this problem.
“What the fuck, no we can’t talk about it,” Ed says. “I need you. You’re here. Can we just get on with it?”
“You need me now,” Stede tells him. “But what about when your heat is over? What then?”
“You can leave me again straight after,” Ed says, refusing to let the hurt surface over the desperate need in his body. “Don’t worry Stede. I don’t expect anything else."
Do You Need Anybody by sinuous_curve [E], 4.6k
Heat catches Ed by surprise as a cramp that cuts him deep down in the pit of his belly.
Ed does not need a helping hand. Stede's offering anyway.
lord, my body has been a good friend by mtothedestiel [E], 4.6k
Stede is like a walking nest.
A Push, A Shove by LeatherCropTop [E], 25k
Stede was never particularly good at being an alpha. He thinks of himself as others always have, a worthless, incapable excuse for an alpha. After he meets Ed, that starts to change. The two of them fall in love, circling each other for days on end, but neither of them makes a move. Then Stede's behavior begins to change in a way like never before, unbeknownst to himself. The alpha instincts begin to trickle out until, like the flick of a switch, he suddenly goes feral.
Even for an alpha like Stede, turning feral is ravenous and being anywhere near them is dangerous, but the only way for a feral alpha to go back to normal is for them to mate and if the alpha doesn't mate in time, they will die. Ed isn't going to let Stede die.
who would trade that hum of night by CyborgShepard [E], 8.8k NOTE: not quite a fully happy ending, but not not
He’d thought the boy dead. Was glad for it, for a time, too. Murdering is one thing, but this — what’s happened to Spriggs now — it doesn’t sit right with Izzy.
He can imagine how he’d spluttered his thanks, wheezing up half the Atlantic like he was wringing a cloth, when Calabran’s lot fished him out of the water. He can imagine how Spriggs would’ve said it all, in that lilting, dour way. He might’ve demanded a blanket, or a berth, or water. Can imagine that he didn’t stay thankful for all too long after. 
It’s not sentiment, Izzy tells himself. 
release in sodomy (one sweet moment) by calicojackofficial [E], 3.3k NOTE: happy ending somewhat author's note reliant
The crew of the Revenge gets captured and during an interrogation attempt, Edward gets dosed with a sex pollen serum. That's not what they meant to do, so the guards lock Ed up with a bound and helpless Izzy. Izzy gets something he's always wanted but could never ask for. For as long as it lasts.
soft spot (for hard stuff) by bitethehands [E], 1.9k
“He’s much sweeter like this,” Stede is saying, even though Ed’s clearly not listening, “isn’t he?”
Ed has given him no indication of anything even marginally close to recognition in several minutes, now, because he’s been busy staring. Staring at Izzy, who so far doesn’t seem necessarily aware that Ed’s even here. It’d almost be normal, the strangeness of his being in Stede’s cabin aside. Except he’s naked and blushing from head to toe.
the promise of the joker and the fool by @thesoulundone [E], 7.1k
He's here, in a shitty little tavern, in a shitty little corner, drinking liquor that burns all the way down, stoking the fire he's already got burning in his belly. He's sitting on the other side of the table to Jack - Jack, who's got his arm slung casually around Izzy's shoulders. All Ed can think about, the persistent thudding pulse of his brain, is getting in between them.
Izzy. Izzy who's a fucking omega, revelation of the fucking year. Izzy, whose second heat aboard ship had been just as unpleasant as the first, who'd barely come out of it when they made port, whose dark-ringed eyes and stiff movement made Ed's fingers itch with the need to tear someone's throat out about it. Izzy, who's wearing a fucking collar now; shiny, good quality leather, wide and thick and cleverly made, though the craftsmanship doesn't do anything to disguise the fact that it's locked shut.
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sergeant-spoons · 3 years
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It’s three in the morning do I really need to title a shitpost
so I’m rewatching replacements for fic research right
and I pause it right here on this gem of a screenshot.
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reasons that it is a gem: 
1. cobb looks like a total dunce and I'm here for it. 
2. garcia looks dead inside. same buddy same. 
3. talbert looks like he wants to hit somebody. possibly cobb I would appreciate it. 
4. hashey looks straight up high 
5. and webster is just barely in frame with the best part of his whole person on full display: his hair
thank you for coming to my tedtalk
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katedrakeohd · 4 years
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What Happens in Paris...(6b)
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Author's note: Part 6 is broken up into several parts, and told from different points of view. Part (a) was told from Kate's perspective, whereas part (b) is from Drake's. I'm trying out a 'read more' that's supposed to work on Android, so I apologize if it doesn't work.
Word count: approximately 1850
Rated PG because these are Drake's thoughts. 😏😉
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Later, after Kate and I have demolished a basket and a half of pastries and a couple cups of coffee, we're still sitting around the table with some time to kill before the tea party. 
Looking across at Kate, I can see a smudge of sugary stuff on her cheek and I wish I was close enough to lick it off. She catches me staring at her, and smiles. "What are you staring at?"
Maxwell grins, "Oh, you have something sugary on your cheek." 
"Oh," she blushes, and damn it's so cute, wiping at her face with a napkin. "Did I get it?"
Hana turns in her seat and swipes her thumb across Kate's cheek. "There, all gone."
"Thanks," Kate says, smiling at her.
I frown. Damn, I wanted to do that. Next time I'm sitting next to her, or we're eating alone. Tonight I'm taking her out for a date, just the two of us.
A rush of excitement sizzles through me at the thought. I lean over to talk to Maxwell, "So, aren't you or Bertrand usually in charge of getting Kate dressed up for social events?" 
Maxwell's face brightens, "Yea, why? As her new Beau, do you have a suggestion for what you would like her to wear?"
I feel heat creep up my neck, and settle in my cheeks and prickle my skin, "Don't you ever use that word to describe me again. I..just want her to look good today and not get picked apart by Madeleine again."
Maxwell checks his phone with a beaming grin, "We still have plenty of time, are you saying we should take her shopping!?" 
Hana and Kate both gasp with delight.
"Oh my goodness, yes!" Hana says, "How often do you get to shop the boutiques of Paris?"
"I was actually hoping Hana could lend her something pretty to wear, but I guess now we're going shopping." I mumble, but feel that rush of heat again when Kate smiles at me.
The thought of buying Kate something to wear in a boutique in Paris makes my stomach knot at what it might cost, but she's worth it.
Maxwell jumps out of his seat with more enthusiasm than is necessary,  "Awesome sauce! I'll call us a cab."
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Riding through the streets of Paris on the narrow backseat of the SUV with Kate was an interesting experience. I had to slouch down on the seat to avoid banging my head on the roof, but it was all worth it to have her sitting next to me. Hip to hip, thigh pressed to denim thigh, with my arm stretched across the top of the seat behind her, all I had to do was turn my head to get a whiff of her hair or nuzzle the side of her neck. Whenever I did either, she'd giggle and place her hand on my thigh. Damn if it wasn't a turn on every time she touched me. If we were alone, and not just sitting a foot away from Maxwell and Hana, there's no doubt we'd be doing some heavy kissing by now. But for the sake of decency we had to keep ourselves in check. Paris may be the City for Lovers, but I didn't feel like getting kicked out of our cab and violating some kind of unknown public decency bylaw or something.
Maxwell and Hana were doing their best to ignore us by pointing out different sights on either side of the vehicle as we passed them. I was impressed by Hana's french speaking skills, although I didn't understand a word, it sounded nicer coming from her than Kiara. 
Although I've been to Paris a few times, I'd always avoided doing the touristy stuff. Probably because of the language barrier. But now that I had Kate to experience things with, I kind of wish I could take her places and we could make new memories. It would be to our advantage to have Max and Hana as our guides today.
Looking out through the tinted glass I didn't recognize where we were, but the traffic was moving slower and I could see shops and cafés along with crowds of pedestrians on the sidewalk.
Kate seemed eager to get out of the cab to explore, and she was leaning forward in her seat to see the stores that Hana was pointing out to her. 
Maxwell turns in his seat to look back at me, "Ready to get out and watch the girls try on pretty stuff?" He smirks and winks at me.
I lean forward and pat Max on the shoulder, "As long as you're buying, sure."
Hana gets the attention of our driver, Henri, and says something to him in French. "Merci Henri. Pouvons-nous réserver le voyage de retour dans une heure?" (Thanks Henry. Can we reserve a return trip back in an hour?)
He nods and then once he finds an empty space at the curb, he parks the SUV. 
I stumble my way out of the cab,  bumping my head twice, and join everyone on the sidewalk. "So where are we going?"
Kate grabs my hand and I can't help but smile at her as I lace our fingers together. 
"Aww, you two look so cute." Hana giggles.
I cringe, "Well don't make a big deal out of it."
Maxwell pats me on the arm before taking up a position ahead of us with Hana as we head down the sidewalk. "But it is a big deal, big guy. In all the years we've been hanging out, this is the first time I've seen you out with a girl on your arm."
Kate squints in the sunshine as she  looks up at me, "Really?"
I loosen my grip on Kate's hand and feel self conscious as I tuck my hands into my pockets instead. "..uh, no comment." 
I glare at Maxwell's back as we meander our way around other tourists, Kate has to quicken her pace to keep up with me. When she grabs my arm, I slow down and apologize. "Sorry. Max kind of caught me off guard."
"It's ok, Drake. I understand." She tries looping her arm through mine, but it's awkward, so I go back to holding her hand.
"C'mon," I say, sidestepping around another group of window shoppers and tugging her along with me, "We better catch up with Max and Hana before we lose them."
Kate laughs as she scampers along beside me, narrowly missing obstacles, and by the time we spot Hana and Max again they're waiting for us outside of a clothing store. We skid to a stop. 
"Geez, guys. You nearly lost us." Kate pants, leaning against my arm. "I'm glad I wore my sneakers."
Hana pulls the door open, "Sorry for the rush, but we only have an hour before our cab comes back. I've been dying to shop at this boutique, ever since I've started following their posts on Instagram."
I glance up at the fancy sign above the doors in gold script. "Mes -...?"
"Mes Demoiselles. It means 'My Ladies'." Kate says, and I smirk at the way her speaking French sends a shiver through me. Damn it sounds sexy.
I hold the door open for her, "After you then, My Lady."
We're all met by a tall woman with a friendly smile, and of course she welcomes us in French. Hana answers and then we're left alone to shop. I haven't a clue what to look at, or what would be appropriate for a tea party so I just follow Kate around as she sifts through the racks.
Up on the wall are photographs of models wearing various dresses and outfits, I try to imagine Kate modeling things for me, and suddenly I feel warm all over. 
"F..find anything you like..K-..Darling?" I stammer and she gives me a little smirk, flipping her hair over her shoulder. 
"What color should I wear, Drake?" She pulls out a pale minty colored dress made of some sheer fabric and covered in flowers, holding it up to herself. "Do you like this?"
I tried to imagine her in it, the minty color did bring out the blue of her eyes, but it made her look too pale to me. There was another dress of the same style in a pale pinkish color, and I pointed to that one. "Ehh, try that one instead."
Kate twists her lip in thought for a moment and then pulls them both, "I'll try them both on and then we'll see."
She hands them both to me and I raise my eyebrows, "Oh..ok."
Hana waves us over to the other side of the store where there are some longer dresses. I make eye contact with Maxwell briefly and he winks at me in some kind conspiratorial way, and I look away with a frown. 
"Ooh, Hana. This white dress is pretty. Do you think I could pull it off? I'm not very tall."
"Oh sure, it might even make you look taller. Try it on."
Kate hands me another dress, and I get a glimpse at the price tag. It's over a hundred Euros. I gulp as I try to hold all three dresses without dropping them.
I feel a gentle tap on my shoulder and then turn to see the shop lady, "Excusez-moi monsieur.  Voudriez-vous que je vous enlève ceux-ci pendant que votre femme fait les courses?"
I blink, "Uh…"
Hana smiles, "She wants to know if you'd like to set these dresses aside while your..wife...continues shopping."
I blush, "Uh..tell her 'yes'...but she's not my wife."
Hana quickly translates, and then shares a chuckle with the woman at my expense. And I feel myself blush even harder.
Kate covers her mouth and giggles, watching me hand off the dresses. "I'm sorry, Drake. You just look so cute when you're flustered."
Pulling Kate into a hug, I bury my hot face into the side of her neck, and whisper. "You're lucky you're cute too, or I wouldn't be caught dead shopping for dresses. Now let me see what they look like on you."
When she sucks in a breath and presses her lips to my cheek, I squeeze her tighter. "Although I'd much rather you helped me out of them," she whispers. 
Maxwell clears his throat, "C'mon you two. Quit your canoodling. We have a party to get to."
Hana picks out a long skirt and a blouse for herself.  On our way to the changing rooms at the back of the store, I notice a mannequin wearing a long cardigan type shawl in an ivory color. I point it out to Kate. "Do you like that?"
She runs her fingers along the delicate stitch work, and smiles, "I do. Why?"
"Get one, there's not much to these dresses and I don't want you to get cold."
Kate kisses my cheek, and then runs over to where they're folded up on a shelf and cuddles it's softness to herself as she comes back to me. "Thank you Drake, it's beautiful."
"You can thank me later."
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