So this is the wip for episode 1 of WCTOAT, do you like it so far?
(Please reblog this it has taken over 5 months and I ain’t even halfway done yet)
WCTOAT Episode 1: Crafty Cannons
Brick: Hey! I’m Brick!
Pot: And I’m Pot!
Brick and Pot, together: And this is…*awkward silence*
Brick: Uh…This is…
Pot: *sigh*
Brick: Don’t start sighing, It’s on the tip of my tongue…
Pot: *facepalms, but with her foot because she doesn’t have arms* Just admit it, We can’t think of a title-
Brick: *grabs Pot* That’s it! And welcome to We Can’t Think Of A Title!
Pot: THAT’S your inspiration?
Brick: *quick sigh* Look, sometimes you just hafta grasp at the first straw you see, ok?
Pot: *long sigh* Fine.
*Insert really flashy title here idk go nuts with this one*
Brick: Here on this show, they’ll be battling for-drumroll please! *complete silence*
*A drum rolls in front of him*
10,000,000 dollars! *whispering to pot: why didn’t you do anything?*
Pot: *also whispering: there were no sticks and I wanted to stand up.*
Brick: We asked all the contestants to introduce themselves in the confession booth over there. *points to a structure that looks like an office cubicle except closed on all sides*
Brick: Thanks to the power of movie magic, we can look at the footage we recorded for the intros.
Anchory: U-Uhm…Hi. I’m Anchory, nice to meet you.
Ball: Name’s Ball, and is it just me or did they steal this idea? No really, it feels odd how much Deja Vu I feel with this. switch to a different panel before you finish this sentence. Feel free to cut it off wherever.
BRC: I’m Blue Raspberry Candy, call me Blue for short!
Chair: My name is Chair. I don’t play games.
Comic: Hi, m-my name’s Comic, Pleasure to see-I mean meet, you.
Dollar: Hello, my name is Dollar, Nice to meet you!
Eyedrops: Well, hello everyone! My name’s Eyedrops, it’s wonderful to meet you!
Hat: Howdy y’all! I’m Hat, and it is absolutely amazing to meet all y’all!
Icicle: I’m Icicle, it’s cool to meet you. No, that wasn’t intentional.
Milk Jug: Wassup? I’m Milk Jug, super funny to see you here!
Oreo Cake: Hi…my name is Oreo Cake, it’s a pleasure to meet you.
Perfume: Hello! My name is Perfume, nice to see you all here!
Plate: What’s up, I’m Plate and I’m here to rock this thing! At least, I hope.
Rock: *holding up sign that says “Hi, I’m Rock, and I’m mute so don’t expect me to talk”*
Satchel: Hey, I’m Satchel, I’m tired and high, that’s all.
Spray Paint: Yooooo, wassup? Name’s Spray Paint, how’s it going?
Test: Hello there everyone, I am Test, pleasure to meet you!
Token: Wassup dudes! I’m Token, how’s it hanging with y’all?
Brick: Well, that certainly was footage. “Where are the contestants?” I hear you cry? Well-
Pot: They’re mingling.
Brick, through gritted teeth: I told you to get them inside the clown car.
Pot, mimicking Brick: We can’t fit 17 people inside this thing.
Brick: Oh we absolutely could’ve, you’re just too scared.
Pot: I don’t want the show to end before it starts, Brick.
Brick: WE COULD HAVE MADE IT!
Pot: NO WAY JOSE-
*they proceed to argue for a while as we now focus on the contestants*
Everyone: *speaking at once randomly like BFDI when every character is near each other, we now focus in on Test, looking at Portrait talking to Rock, Oreo Cake talking to Milk Jug, and Comic talking to Anchory.*
*This is a big monologue with test. This takes up many panels. The {+} at the end means it’s a monologue.*
Test, in the booth bc this is a monologue:
Normally, I would never do this. However, I came here to win. So I’m gonna win this like chess.{+}
Portrait: Wow! You can speak Italian AND you’re an artist? I wanna be like you one day!
Test: Awwww! Thank you so much! You’re pretty amazing yourself!
Portrait: Really? Am I like you in a way?
Test: Yeah!
Portrait: Amazing!
Test: All the pieces are meant to protect the king and take over the other kings. If I identify the kings and move the pieces right, I can take them down and win.{+}
Oreo Cake: Wow, you’re a poet?
Test: Indeed!
Oreo Cake: That is so cool, I’ve always wanted to be one one day, but I don’t have the confidence to go up and speak…
Test: Don’t worry, poetry is in everything around us! You’ve drawn, right?
Oreo Cake: Yes?
Test: Well, then you’re a poet!
Oreo Cake: Cool!
Test: It’ll be a bit risky, but with a Knight, a Bishop, and a Rook, you can win even the most one-sided of games.
Comic: Y-You really like me?
Test: What’s there not to like?
Comic: Whoa…t-thanks.
Test: Thank yourself for being so wonderful!
Test: I just hope that I don’t regret this too badly. {End of +}
Test: Say, what if we form an alliance? Just us 4, we’d absolutely crush the competition!
Portrait: Aw yeah! Let’s do it!
Oreo Cake: Sure…why not?
Comic: Eh…I guess…?
Test: Perfect! We’ll make it so far, I guarantee it!
Meanwhile, Ball, looking very accusingly at Test and his new alliance: I don’t trust that guy.
BRC: Why?
Test: *talking to Perfume*
BRC: I don’t trust that guy.
Ball, in the booth: Just by the way he speaks alone, I can tell he’s trying to impress them. But he’s not someone who’s gonna boast often, almost like this is a one and done recruitment. It’s definitely trying to be a friend if “friend” and “boss” were the same word. Pen’s absolutely got at least 3 aces up his sleeve at all times. This is gonna be one hell of a game. {+}{End to +}
BRC in the booth too: He’s messing with my girlfriend, I don’t trust him at all. Not one bit.
Milk Jug: Hey, Oreo Cake, what do you call an angry pessimist?
Oreo Cake: …What even…What would you call an angry pessimist?
Milk Jug: A pressedimist! Get it?
Oreo Cake: *Dying of laughter*
Milk Jug: *Dying as well*
Boothed Oreo Cake: She’s pretty funny.
Boothed Milk Jug: I’m in love with that woman. Take that as you will.
Rock speaks in subtitle. Everything that’s crossed out is subtitles. If you see a line through it, put it as subtitles.
Portrait: So, how’s the weather?
Rock: Pretty nice.
Portrait: Uhhh, I said, how’s the weather?
Rock: I just said it’s pretty nice, did you not hear me?
Portrait: You in there, hello?
Ball: Oh! That’s my que! Don’t worry, I can read backward subtitles, allow me. *cough cough* How’s the weather?
Rock: Pretty nice.
Ball: *turns to Portrait* They said it’s pretty nice.
Portrait: Finally. *walking away*
Boothed Rock: *holding sign that says “I am literally incomprehensible to everyone else but that dude. I’m fucked.”*
*Comic and Anchory are standing around awkwardly*
Comic: H-Hey…
Anchory: Oh, uhm, hello?
Comic: …You ever-
Anchory: Y-Yeah.
Comic: …I…didn’t say anything…
Anchory: You didn’t? I’m sorry I swear I didn’t mean to please tell me you’re ok-
Comic: NONONO it’s okitsokitsok don’t worry I’m fine I swear.
Anchory: You’re sure?
Comic: I-I’m sure, thank you!
Anchory: Don’t worry!
*they are back to standing in silence.*
*Satchel is chuffin a fat dart/ref (smokin weed)*
Icicle: Is that weed?
Satchel: *breathes in a another breath and lets it go* Ye.
Icicle: Whoa, sick.
Satchel: Want one?
Icicle: Nah.
Satchel: K. *takes another fat breath*
Hat: Oh hey bestie!
Satchel: Yooooooo wassup.
*we now look at Spray Paint and Token*
Spray Paint: Yooooooo! Whassup bro?
Token: Ayyyy! My best friend! Doin good, wassup with you, eh?
Spray Paint: *finger guns* Ayyyyyyyyyyy!
Token: *finger guns* Ayyyyyyyyy!
*insert incomprehensible bro talk here make some shit up*
Dollar: Hello! How are you 2 doing?
Both Token and Spray Paint: Ayyyyyyyyyy!
Dollar: Yeah, it’s really one of those days!
Spray Paint: It do be!
Token: Hell yeah it is! Can’t wait to win!
Spray Paint: Heh, you wish! I’m gonna win before you!
Dollar: I’m absolutely certain I’m gonna win!
Spray Paint: Oh, we’ll see about that one little man!
Token: Hahaha, sure you will Mr. Eats-The-End-Bit-Of-The-Bread!
Dollar (booth moment): I have no clue what they’re even trying to say. I am so lost. Why are they so different?
Brick: *clanging pans together* HEY! EVERYONE! TEAM TIME!!
Everyone: *general chaos*
Brick: *clangs pans together once* OK SHUT UP NOW!
Brick: Anyways, it seems you all already chose your teams, so-
Ball: Wait, we didn’t ev-
(he is interrupted by 4 walls, each a different color, separating everyone into different sized groups.
Red Green Pink Orange
Test Dollar BRC Milk Jug
Oreo Cake Spray Paint Ball Satchel
Portrait Token Chair Hat
Comic Rock Anchory
Perfume Plate
Eyedrops
Icicle
Brick: And there’s your teams! You can switch at any time after this challenge, so use this wisely. One question at a time!
Everyone: (raising their hand, waving it around like news reporters)
Brick: Going once, going twice, sold to the cynical blue sphere!
Ball: Uh yeah, I have a question, why the fuck are the teams structured like this?? One team has half the cast and my team is left with 3 people, how is this fair?
Chair: I agree, this is incredibly unfair. Half of the people assembled here are on 1 team, while our team only has 3 people.
Brick: That’s literally the point of the whole thing. Tha-That is the entire point, that it’s incredibly unbalanced but you can switch teams at any time? That’s the thing.
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inspired by the wonderful cas, here are my valentines!! hopefully everyoen got my cards, but why not have this!!
@prettyprincessfarmer ROSE!!!!!!! I love you so much oh my god ahhhh <3. You're so kind and enthusiastic and wonderful, and so many things i can't name right now. you have made my life materially better and i will appreciate you forever, i don't know where i'd be without you! i can't wait until we meet up and i can finally give you a hug.
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