#zelda is hawaiis drug

[ask-alaska-and-hawaii]

Hawaii's Obsession

Alaska: Father.

America: Yes, 'Laska.

Alaska: Please. PLEASE. Take Lani's Switch away.

America: Wh-what? Why?

Alaska: She has been playing that new Zelda game non-stop. I can hear Link's screams of pain in my sleep.

America: Um...That seems a little extreme.

Alaska: See for yourself.

America: Okay. Lani!

*Hawaii appears with Nintendo Switch in hand and she looks unkempt*

Alaska: See.

America: Uh...Lani, how long have you been playing?

Hawaii: I don't know. I stopped counting after the fourth day.

America: You're right, 'Laska. Lani, give me the Switch.

Hawaii: In a minute, I'm almost done with this side quest.

America: No, Lani. Give me the Switch

Hawaii: *growls* My precious!

America: LANI! GIVE ME THE SWITCH!

Hawaii: NO!

America: LANI!

*cue tug of war*

Alaska: This is why I don't use electronics.

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[hexblades-curse]

i was tagged by @dragonbearmonk. thanks, man!

Name: Noah/En

Gender: Non Beanie

Star sign: Cancer

Height: 5′9

Time: 2:24

Birthday: 6/22

Favorite bands: Brockhampton, Glass Animals, 100 Gecs, The Internet, Food House

Solo Artists: Lemon Demon, FKA Twigs, Vince Staples, SOPHIE, Doja Cat

Song stuck in my head: Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis

Last Movie: The Secret World of Arrietty

Last show: Who’s Line Is It Anyway?

When did I create this blog: Sometime around 2012  

What do I post?: Absolute nonsense

Last 3 things I googled: D&D drug addiction rules, drawn together, orange pith

Other blogs: nsideartblog (where i reblog cool art and helpful art references), eat-my-ass-staff (recipes and occasional art), tubboe (my minecraft youtuber sideblog), minecwaf (where i gather inspo for minecraft builds)

Do I get asks: Sometimes but not very often

Following: 1330

Followers: 538

Hours of sleep: Usually 5 to 8

Lucky number: None but 7 and 13 are cool, I guess

Instruments: I own a guitar but I don’t play it

What am I wearing: A t-shirt with a melting rainbow popsicle design and sweatpants

Dream job: The judge in an Ace Attorney game

Dream trip: Hawaii or Japan

Favorite food: Blueberry 

Nationality: Unfortunately, American

Favorite Song: Changes weekly. I cannot pick a favorite

Last book I read: Most likely a textbook for school

Top 3 fictional universes I’d like to live in: Dungeons and Dragons, Pokémon, and Zelda: Breath of the Wild

I’ll tag @rlainarin, @knightofcrows, @whodovahdovahwho, @lopezes, @t3sticles and whoever else wants to do this

#tag game #about me #en speaks

[legendsmag]

Ryder Tomasi and Life On Tour

Ryder Tomasi checks in with us via Skype from Hawaii and talks Bros, Babies and Bad decisions!

A bad boy persona combined with a charismatic personality has always managed to suck the world in, and Ryder is no exception to the rule. Following the recent news breaking of his arrest for possession, Legends Magazine was eager to see if he could shed some light on what’s going on in his world.

“Hey Ryder! Thanks for taking some time to chat. How are you doing?”

Ryder: “No worries. I’m doing aight, just have a few days off of tour, so pretty much I’m just chillin’ right now.”

“That’s great to hear. How has tour been going? Do you prefer co-headlining, or do you prefer doing a solo tour?”

Ryder: “Tour is going good. One of my favorite things is to be on the road, performing and getting to vibe out with all the fans. I’ve never co headlined before, but its nice to have your bro on the road with you. Plus, this way I’m not the only one doing dumb shit.” -laughs-

“That sounds like fun. What would you classify as  part of the dumb stuff?”

Ryder: -laughs- “Well there’s just the day to day regular stoner problems , like losing your stuff or just laughing at stupid ass shit forever. But sometimes when your on one, it can be other stuff.”

“Like drinking and getting tattoos? Or getting into altercations and arrested for drug possession with your girlfriend, Zelda Matthews present?

Ryder: “Yeah.’

“Is there any light you can shed on that situation?”

Ryder: “Honestly, that’s something that I really can’t – or probably shouldn’t speak on too much at this time. Because of the legality issues.”

“Okay. So, lets talk about something you can. How has the presence of Ryan’s children been for you on tour?”

Ryder:” It’s all good. Those two are my niece and nephew so it’s aight. Besides, they don’t really do much right now so its not like we are worried about really having to keep track of them or nothing.”

-Nods- “ And how is your relationship with Zelda going since you’ve been on tour?”

Ryder: “It’s fine. That chick’s a gem. When I’m home, we definitely spend a lot of time together, which is nice, but she’s also not crazy insecure or anything like a lot of the girl’s in LA, so being apart is going well too.

“That’s good to hear. How about Ryan and Belinda Blanchard’s relationship? Is it going as well as yours?”

Ryder: “I’m sure that’s a question that’s better for one of them. I don’t speculate on other people’s shit.”

“Do you know if there’s truth to the pregnancy rumors?”

Ryder: “Man, Imma just reiterate my last answer and add a no comment to it.”

“Okay, okay, point taken. Have you been working on anything new while you’ve been on the road?

Ryder: “Yeah man, Im always penning some shit, but I don’t have anything even close to finished at the minute.

“Okay! Well, I hope that the Houdini Tour keeps on going strong, and want to thank you again for taking some time today. Have a great day!”

Ryder: ”Thanks. We’re going to keep on keeping it one hundred. Peace out.”

#Ryder Tomasi #Ryan Price #Zelda Matthews #Belinda Blanchard #Houdini Tour #Long Reads #legends exclusive #interview