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I have a singular croc next to my pillow

It's been there for approximately 2 weeks

_Death

#its chilling #pillow croc

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Gotta point there

(They're also marble shaped)

_Death

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That's the cutest shit ever and I am in love with this scenario

_Death

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

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Human truly can be so beautiful

_Death

i constantly think about that one youtube comment that was like "i never understood how humans learned to do complicated stuff like farm or make bread or brew alcohol until i watched speedrunners working together to break their favorite game". humans love working together to figure out extremely precise and nonintuitive processes to acheive a goal. i saw this article recently about how Neanderthals perfected a method of synthesizing a waterproof adhesive from birch bark by burying it in a pit with embers, and the whole time i was wondering how long it took to perfect that process. Barrier Skip took, what, a decade to get it right? Neanderthals could definitely figure out how to make sticky sap even stickier in that timeframe

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Why does it sound like my dog came downstairs with a can

Or one of the many Gatorade bottles she's stolen from me

_Death

#honestly #metal and plastic sometimes just sound the same #now that has mostly to do with me being hearing impaired #auditory processing disorder #lmao #lets go #where's my fellow hearing impaired #people #and/or #people with auditory processing disorders #anyways #I should check what she has #nevermind #she just ran passed me empty mouthed #but my dog is a known thief of plastic bottles #so I shall go check if she's stashed her suspected ill-gotten gains somewhere #the four horsemen of the apocalypse #the four hoursemen of the apocalypse

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I was being serious about the marble pictures

Does anyone have some?

I'm not picky, I'll take any sort of marble picture if someone would kindly share some

I just wanna look at some marbles, mates

_Death

Anyone have any good marble pictures?

_Death

#sometimes you guys need to vibe like a crow and collect shiny things #the four hoursemen #the four horsemen of the apocalypse #the four hoursemen of the apocalypse #marbles #shiny things #honestly #I'll also accept pictures of shiny things #cheers mates!

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I need to stop putting headphone wires in my mouth

I keep fu*king up my headphones

On the bonus side my wires are all curled like decorative present ribbons

_Death

#the four horsemen of the apocalypse #the four hoursemen of the apocalypse #headphones #sticking headphone wires in my mouth #inadvisable #its presumably not the best for ones' self #my mouth is too powerful #my headphones hold no chance at withstanding such an abrasive environment #they will inevitably fall to my fidgeting ways #the four hoursemen #fidgeting

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Anyone have any good marble pictures?

_Death

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I smell like forgotten pasta noodles

_Death

#forgotten #pasta #noodles #the four hoursemen of the apocalypse #the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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Brains are skull guts

_Death

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context sometimes is something you realize you never truly desired, worry not about it

_Famine

Hmn purposeful problems or accidental solutions, a tough decision

_famine

#All is well in faminesville:)

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Bro?

You vibing?

But also I think context is heavily important here

_Death

Hmn purposeful problems or accidental solutions, a tough decision

_famine

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Hmn purposeful problems or accidental solutions, a tough decision

_famine

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An icon;

just absolutely beautiful

_Death

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Play with them

_Death

big fan of this Antarctosuchus polyodon meme but felt it needed a tiktaalik companion.

like. there's nothing you can do to convince me that this little fellow does not want to play toys. look at his little eyes. play with him.

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You know what

I haven't thought about that before

but I appreciate this new perspective,

Thank you

_Death

Why do most Pride flags look like tasty yogurt or candies? The Trans flag looks like it'd taste like cotton candy yogurt

#Honestly #I'm rather amused by this thought #My pan flag's starting to look like some tasty sweets right about now #lmao

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Neil Gaiman will always be among my favorite artists of all time for so many reasons and on so many levels

_Death

Another day, another delightful Neil Gaiman story.

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EDIT: Where are my manners. The book in question is Once Upon A Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller

linktr.ee/oliverdarkshire

#so much love or #Neil Gaiman #also #I'm currently reading #Neverwhere #for the first time #and I'm having a grand time #Neil Gaiman makes such wonderful works #and seems like quite the chill dude! #Neil Gaiman appreciation time