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hot take but the amount of vitriol within the watcher fandom is not normal lmao

#watcher entertainment #watcher #we are watcher

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note: i'm deliberately not including clutch nat 20s or other rolls. i'm specifically talking about character abilities/items that players used to fuck brennan's shit. this is for having read the book, not being blessed by the dice gods.

#another crown of candy moment is when Theo gets locked in a room by guard and he just immediately casts Knock #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #the seven #a starstruck odyssey #a crown of candy #mentopolis #intrepid heroes

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murph: you gotta honor the cock

everyone else:

#all time murph moments #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high #dimension 20 #brian murphy #fantasy high junior year

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#fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #op I thank you for your sacrifice #it’s all love now

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Y'all think the fantasy high universe has fantasy tumblr lol

(inspired by @orions-garden who had this idea first !)

🐀 stealthcheck reblogged steelwindstrike

⚡ steelwindstrike Follow

you guys remember that trend from last spring where everyone was posting these random videos and pictures of and saying there was a tabaxi woman in there LMAO What the fuck was that 😂 it was like a worse version of The Gown thing from years ago

⚡ steelwindstrike

#LMAOOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT #wasnt that a marketing scheme for that one teen band #im pretty sure it was

LMAO WAS IT? i wouldnt be surprised LOL

🐴 princessthehorse Follow

THERE WAS LITERALLY A TABAXI IN ALL OF THOSE VIDEOS. THEY WERE LIKE REALLY SCARY VIDEOS. WHAT WAS EVERYONE ON ABOUT. WHAT FERNS WERE Y'ALL FUCKING ON

🔮 conjurdivination Follow

OP, I understand your confusion but that was very much a real event! Turns out that tabaxi was the Shadow Cat, the familiar of the Nightmare King who was actually an ancient goddess of Sylvaire who was transubstantiated into a disease. She could only be seen by people who had her disease, which was transmitted through various bodily fluids. The Court of Stars has also been putting out statements lately saying that they and other members of the Fallinel government worked with the Shadow Cat, but had nothing to do with her plot of trying to bring back the Nightmare King, since she apparently worked with them as well.

⚡ steelwindstrike

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Was it still those fucking kids who did all that though

🐀 stealthcheck

it was those fucking kids

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🦇 nightmarekwing reblogged powerofsol

🦇 nightmarekwing

was just waiting for a meeting with my banker and i watch two teenagers show up and one puts a gun to his head and the other grabs his balls. I'm so done with adventurers bro, how the fuck do people allow this shit

🦇 nightmarekwing

One of the teenagers is the archdevil of the bottomless pit. i swear to god i'm gonna die and even Hell is gonna be a piece of shit because of adventurers

☀️ powerofsol Follow

Did you not do anything to try and help your banker?????

🦇 nightmarekwing

no why would i help a banker

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🧚‍♀️ tiredaasimar

I have insider information on the Central Solesian Area Polycule

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🔍 detectiveagent5353 reblogged alwayshappyhour

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I cannot BELIEVE that there are FELLOW STUDENTS here at Aguefort who are SERIOUSLY considering voting for Kristen Applebees for class president. Are you out of your mind? Kipperlilly Copperkettle is actually trying to campaign to make the school better for all of us when we've all seen firsthand how messed up everything is. She's actually trying to make it fair for us students, and what does Kristen want to do? Nothing! She has literally ZERO campaign promises that mean ANYTHING for the school and the only things she talks about are steelworkers of all things and a thing NOBODY knows. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT FETTY WAP IS! I looked it up and looked through every book in the library! THOSE WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SAID BEFORE! NEVER!

All I'm saying is if this school starts to go downhill because you all thought it was funnier to vote for the cleric who killed her god TWICE than the regular student who's ACTUALLY trying to make the school better, you all better realize that it's your fault.

🌃 alwayshappyhour

sounds like someone's salty they can't do a shrimp jump

🔍 detectiveagent5353

256.927.723.142

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🐗 recklessattakk

my hungry ass could never be a cleric

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reblog to cast healing word on the person you rbed this from

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burntownsgetvans reblogged falloutboimaniac

🐉 burntownsgetvans

does anyone know what's going on with fig and the cig figs? i've been waiting for their new album for a while but their social media account has been radio silent, like fig and gorgug are still posting on their personal accounts but nothing about the band :(. they said a new album would be coming out soon last april, i'm just kind of sad and confused i guess

🌹falloutboimaniac Follow

that's really rough man yeah. i don't know what's going on with them either, but i hope they'll end up releasing something soon for you. but if you wanna listen to something that's like fig and the cig figs, maybe you'd like my clerical gnomance? they've been a total breakout hit all over the radio where i'm from lately and they are sooo good lol

🐉 burntownsgetvans

well, okay, i'll give it a shot i guess, thanks for the recommendation :)

🐉 burntownsgetvans

@fallouboimaniac Listen up chucklefuck go FUCK yourself. I'm so fucking TIRED of people like you who are always trying to replace the cig figs and discredit their success and for WHAT reason? I'm so done, I'm so fucking done, I don't wanna FUCKING HEAR IT AND YOU'VE PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND LISTEN TO YOUR OWN SHITTY MUSIC? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING Ddid anyone see that red thing just now

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🌸 greatgnomishbaker

she kalvaxus on my emperor until i red waste

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lycanstropy reblogged 123fantasydestiel

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Getting really annoyed by all the posts going around joking about Kalvaxus and the Nightmare King. Both of them were EXTREMELY serious and REAL entities that caused SO much destruction in the very real world, and unless you were harmed by them you should NOT be joking about them like that, that is SO gross. My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great cousin four times removed was KILLED by Kalvaxus and it is so shitty to have to open the dashboard every day to see posts like this.

🕷️ minceraftshreeper Follow

sure but kalvaxus has literally been dead for like 2 years or something 😭. like the fact that those kids killed kalvaxus very much did make national and probably international news did you somehow miss that. and the guy was a total clown be fr it'd be crazy not to joke about him

🧑 123fantasydestiel

Did you not read my entire post? I don't care if you think Kalvaxus was a "clown" or not or that he's already dead, HE KILLED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!!!!! You cannot be making posts JOKING About him like that!!!!!!!!!!

🐈 lycanstropy

I went on a field trip to Hell in my warlock class the other day and a bunch of pirates turned Kalvaxus into a ship and tattooed his ass

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🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness

I fucking hate public school dude a plane almost crashed into my house at midnight and turns out it's because of a fucking club at the school and then i GO to school and i can barely even get into my bard class because everyone's lining up around that fucking pirate's kid and the principal is a fucking kid because this school is such a wreck. And can anyone please tell me why the same kid is now in every single club i am also in???? every time i make eye contact with him in one of my clubs he runs away. didn't he and the pirate kid and their party kill like 6 staff members?????????? AND WHY IS THERE A COP IN THE HALLWAYS??????????????????????

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🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness reblogged rayofdownwiththesickness

🕷️ minceraftshreeper Follow

Imagine complaining about students killing people when you literally go to an adventuring school 😂

🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness

i'd rather you say it to my face than vague me on the dashboard you know

🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness

I have been hexblade cursed

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👨‍💻 12345fantasydestiel

Has Aguefort collectively forgotten about the fact that a giant spider appeared on campus a few months ago and started terrorizing people? I'm starting to understand why so many people think so negatively of Aguefort now. I was literally there and watched it happen and then no one seemed to bring it up ever again. No teachers decided to address it or anything. We're lucky it didn't kill anyone, and, actually, now I'm remembering, wasn't Kristen Applebees there? I swear to Galicaea she was there. Is that why nothing came of it, cause her party has like 4 parents on the school staff? This place is a joke.

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infaetheable reblogged alwayshappyhour

🌃 alwayshappyhour

she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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infaetheable reblogged alwayshappyhour

🌃 alwayshappyhour

she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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infaetheable reblogged alwayshappyhour

🌃 alwayshappyhour

she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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infaetheable reblogged alwayshappyhour

🌃 alwayshappyhour

she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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what are you trying to forget, Kipperlilly?

#Murphs reactions to ally this season really are everything to me #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fh junior year #fhjy #d20 fhjy #ally beardsley #kristen applebees #brian murphy

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Look, I don’t know if we’re ever getting a Rat Grinders side campaign. And I also don’t know if this person’s ever played DND.

But I do think, if all the stars aligned, that Vic Michaelis would make a great Kipperlilly.

#oh my god you are the most correct person that’s ever been #you’re so right I can see it so well #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #kipperlilly copperkettle #vic michaelis

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I can’t stop thinking about how every parental figure in Kristen’s life has failed her by prioritizing their other kids.

Obviously, her bio parents are racist assholes who raised her in a fundamentalist cult, and kicked out at 15, all because her parents were offended she was “taking her friends’ side over theirs.” Which she didn’t, what she did was ask for answers and tell them that Daybreak tried to kill her but they refused to believe her. Instead, they chose to make her homeless so she doesn’t spread the idea that her parents don’t know everything. Two years later, and they’re still doing the same thing at the diner.

Then there’s Jawbone and he’s Tracker’s guardian, and unlike Adaine, she didn’t get a speech about how he’d take her in, or what their relationship was, she just moved in with her girlfriend, and he was the adult of the house. And now that she and Tracker have broken up, he and Sandra Lynn don’t seem to have made the time to talk to her about what that means for her place in this family. Adaine came back from spring break to gifts for every birthday she had without Jawbone and adoption papers. Kristen’s mail from her school was going to her parents’ house when she lives with the guidance counselor.

Then, there’s the fact that when Sandra Lynn and Jawbone moved in together, she took on a role she clearly wasn’t ready for, as she was still repairing her relationship with Fig. Kristen had to be the one to finally snap her out of her self destructive spiral with Garthy and then Sandra Lynn asked her to keep it a secret. Meaning she wouldn’t be able to tell Tracker, the only person who has been meeting her emotional and physical safety needs, above just giving her a room to live in. (And we know this is true because part of the reason Nara and Tracker are together is because Nara doesn’t need those things from Tracker). And yes, Sandra Lynn apologizes to the whole group, as she should, for putting their home in jeopardy, which is a massive step. But she never talks to Kristen about putting her between the 3 people responsible for keeping her out of her parent’s house.

So Sandra Lynn calls Fig, “her only daughter in the world,” and Jawbone is only legally responsible for Adaine and Tracker, and neither of them, nor any other adult, has asked if Kristen feels safe or if she’s okay. Like I’m sorry, who the fuck is taking care of the cleric who’s god and teacher died in the same year, is going through deprogramming from a cult that wants her back, her first breakup, seeing her estranged parents and siblings again, and now being expelled on zero grounds despite working herself to the bone to make sure her party gets to go to college?

#dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #kristen applebees #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #you’re on your own kid #you always have been #this is why Kristen means so much to me as a character #like I get the spiral when you start to really piece together for the first time that you’re no one’s priority #and you just have to keep going and keep taking care of yourself and know that no one else is going to check in

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oscillating between despair (i work tomorrow) and joy (new fantasy high episode tomorrow)

#d20 fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 #fhjy

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Not to be dramatic but baby baby is the love of my life

#hi baby baby I’m baby #hi baby I’m baby baby #we’re going to go somewhere private and try to account the same exact physical space #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy #this has to sound so unhinged to anyone who doesn’t know the exact reference I’m making #I’m obsessed with every single interaction in hell so far

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I kiled god

#game changer #dropout.tv #dropout tv #caldwell tanner

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The Dead Man’s Fallacy: Riz Gukgak

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #d20 fhjy #riz gukgak

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I know literally no one wants Fabian/Aelwyn but I do so the crumbs from Brennan with her being concerned that Adaine would tell Fabian about her dirty apartment is so funny and sweet to me. They’re the same person different font with the way Fabian has been living in seacaster manor. Let them be flirty and mean to each other it’ll be so awful for the both of them~

#I’m not actually rooting for them but I am ya know #like do I think it would go bad? yes. but do I wanna see a little piece of that chaos? absolutely #just a couple little interactions between them to resolve the tension from the end of sophomore year #and then Fabian can have his sweet high school relationship and aelwyn can have her cats and blackmail scheme #but I am here for the breadcrumbs #fabian seacaster #aelwyn abernant #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 fhjy #d20 fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #fantasy high junior year spoilers

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kristen going pussy out in the school hallway was not on my bingo card

#ally Beardsley can do whatever they want forever this scene had me dying laughing #Kristen Applebees supremacy #Beardsley supremacy #the way everyone at the table was simultaneously yes and-ing while also being like Kristen what the actual fuck #this really is the bits season #even though it also stresses me out immensely and also makes me cry a little sometimes #d20 #fh #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy #dimension 20 fhjy #fantasy high junior year #kristen applebees #ally beardsley

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Ok, so I have finally caught up on the last 6 episodes of Fantasy High Junior Year after I accidentally got way too hyperfixated on 1000+ chapter long webnovels to consume literally any other media for the past 2 months

So here are the things I can cross off my Bingo card from those episodes

dramatic Beardsley nat20: the persuasion roll that healed Cassandra

bad Murph rolls: trying to escape being controlled by Grix (& also the attack on Kristen, although that one was beneficial for the players it was still a bad roll)

iconic Zac oneliner: Do you have a warrant? (& also oinking at the cop)

Adaine & Aelwyn bonding (I don't think this one needs to be explained)

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers

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Hey girlyyyyyyyy (derogatory)

#d20 #fantasy high junior year #kristen applebees #dimension 20

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The fact that Beardsley was actively advocating for Riz to be the answerer and then immediately raised their hand to vote for simultaneous is so funny to me

everyone wanting to do simultaneously when one answerer and the answerer is riz is very obviously the actual correct answer poor murph

#dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy