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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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Best kitchen appliance to attack people with?

fridge if you can lift it

#dad egbert type of answer

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late for brunch

#homestuck #its the HVE YOU SEEN THEM poster for me

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HE'S GONNA STEAL--NOT JUST YOUR HEART--BUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN AS WELL!!!

#hermitcraft #p5 #op how do you keep coming up with the most banger of crossovers

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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Bag of excitement

(via)

#vid #thats a pokeball my guy

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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

#music #penis blast rap my beloved

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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um. CRINGEFAIL

#homestuck #OUGH. the shared blush...... i die

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

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#art #oughhdh

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this is gonna sound stupid but Doc Scratch is a dirk splinter?

yep!

#homestuck #ITS TURLTES ALL THE WAY DOWN

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Pokéball Still Life

#pokemon #art

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#miss kui's phenomenal art style + character design combo #i saw a masterpost of those species swaps and character studies of hers and just started barking #dungeon meshi

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capybara

#vid #me when i go to the zoo and sit with the lemurs

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Mercymaker doodles

#overwatch