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Whomst the heck art thou

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there's chocolate in the bones

Damn. You right.

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Davespacito

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That shit to my face

Another child died today, Bones. He was terrified. In that moment I wished I could merge with his fear and slip into a saccharine foreverscream. But this is my life, Bones. Have you stopped consuming my shitposts? Have you ever looked at the bottom of my blog? When was the last time you tasted what you were chewing? You shuffling, bumbling, crusty, dumb fuck, bones. If I pelted you with rocks who would hear the dumb screams? If I set myself on fire and smothered you who would die first? You’re a tumor bones, but God made cancer, just like he made shitposts. Except, I made the shitposts. Does that make me more than a man, bones?

They call you a monster, but they will never drink from the fat and rotten juices, they are unfit to be in the kingdom of Heaven and Hell, bones. You are cut from the nape of the Earth, you little bitty fuck.

You stumble home drunk and your bits are all cut away. Did you let someone get to them? Did you snip them off yourself? You won’t tell me. Instead you sit in front of the telly, sagging and staring at a sitcom. Your bits are still bleeding. Chunks soak into the upholstery. You’ll be fine tomorrow bones

You live here, Bones You are in between the walls and the beams but you live here. I breathe you in sometimes. It makes me remember innocence. I scream and shake outside of the shower. I try to step in but I slip on a dead swan . I catch a glimpse of you on the way down just outside of the door frame. Your smile all pus and burn scars. Whose face will it be tomorrow? Bones, I am your keeper. I just can’t seem to finish Dayshift at grillby’s god fucking DAMMIT

A thousand shifting fever dreams couldn’t molest my love for you, bones. It runs through the urls and the discord servers and the paper cuts and the shitposts. It died fifteen years ago. It’s pumped up again from a black river bottom and vomited onto naked little bodies. Can I remove myself from its fate?

They pick at you like a great big feast. Bones. your bulbous thoughts were always clear. I just didn’t want to hear. But now it doesn’t matter. Now you will see tomorrow. A thousand million living things melted for you. A hundred thousand writhing tongues making foul promises to you. It’s a wonderful world and this is all that there is. Tell me you’re happy, you boney fuck. Tell me to sleep. Mat comes to visit

#god thank you so much #fap material #fave

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Thanks for making my day better that I don't actually go ahead and kill myself no matter how much I want to Dave. :') (-ANd the mods, thanks as well.) *Gives Dave a kebab* I am sorry that there are so many dirty anons in yer asks, so, *hands him pepper spray made for anons* Use is wisely, my dear friend.

(p.s. im glad i could help you, old sport!

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i never know what to do with the body when i do these so here’s one of those things with arms™

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Watching a horror movie with a beauty app filter. Posted by moonocean

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A body-paint illusion. Wait until the very end. The artist is Mirjana Kika Milosevic

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Beware: Katie Paez Harlow / North

UPDATE: I noticed there was an influx of traffic here, which makes me assume they’re still at it. Here are some important update, I will not change the information at the bottom but will properly date it and tell as a note, that it was written when at the time they had that identity.  

They now go by the identity of North.

They/Them pronouns are now their pronouns of choice.

They’re not incredibly active on tumblr, their main hunting grounds is now Amino and Instagram.

They now added Venezuelan as their list of nationalities to speak over people which there is no proof they have ever been there. They’re still accessorizing to be indigenous identities. They have no connection to the tribes, only existing for personal benefit or speak over others. These wild claims are either archived or screenshots, contact me personally if you wish for proof.

Many of their OCs are ‘inspired’ or outright stolen from other people in the fandom. Admittedly this is one of their lesser crimes, but the names they dropped into their characters was how we were able to track her ancestry/relatives. 

In addition, here some images of their catfishing attempts and lies, particularly the stories from people who went to school with. ( Including the victims who’s photos were taken and someone who was personally catfished in the past by them. It has been edited to protect their identifies. This confirms ‘Macey’ was not real and was yet another catfish/sock puppet. ) These are only just a few of the comments. 

Do note, if you do meet or see them: Do not play into their games. Do not interact with them, especially if they ask to talk privately, block, and avoid at all costs. Do not let them rise to any form of power or authority within the fandom. They have shown to be incredibly manipulative, a pathological liar, and often use others to do their dirty work for them.

On a final note: Be careful and treat with caution anyone who associates with North as many of them are aware of this information or were in fact the people who informed us of this in the first place. 

Original Post: 08/31/2015

As you’re aware previously in the Hetalia fandom, Katie Paez Harlow (Otherwise known as Arin/Hanson, Katia, River, Alice, Colin, Dylan, Gilbert, Soleil, and likely many more identities to conceal who they are –) been known for the large amount of drama she caused a while ago. This includes a a wild ride of stalking, sexual harassment, hacking into other people’s accounts, art theft (including her irl friend, Clay’s work to claim as her own), pretending to be other races and nationalities, making outrageous claims that 4chan is raiding her, on top of creating false identities to build a fandom around themselves and their characters. There’s a lot more of their history, but I don’t particularly think of it as important.

The Tumblr Information Post 

The Deviantart Information Post 

The Deviantart Drag Post

The Tumblr Information Post about her Tracing

If you don’t know about her, go here to catch up on the previous information I suggest you read these three links and all within them. If might take a while so sit back to take in all the proof and stories throughout 5+ years.

But this isn’t why this post was made. This isn’t a daily reminder of her behavior but because of one interesting little tidbit.

Katia has returned to the Statetan/Hetalia OC fandom more than likely to prey more on younger naive members of this community.  She also may be shifting to prey on other popular fandoms such as GameGrumps as noted with her fanart and noticing certain age demographics. Her main targets are 10 to 15 year olds, asians, and/or on the LGBT spectrum.

The roleplay names she is currently under in the community are northofthecolumbia (Colin/Washington) and goldbeltstate/sweet-teaness (Macen/Georgia) who is played by ‘Macey’ who is confirmed not fully what she says she is, mostly by confirmation of finding the actual girl in the photo.

There is some supsicions although not confirmed that Macey might be Katie.

Katie’s and her art is the same style.

You never see photos of her with Katie despite being around her constantly. Seriously they got married in the backyard jokingly. 

The increasingly inconsistent stories of who was going where. Katie was moving to Seattle with Colin and Macey was moving in with Katie in ATL. 

They have made claims that they have personally met him when he doesn’t exist. ( Proof with her publicly admitting it here, and here.]

Their voices sound the same on vocaroo and the old post on their original Georgia blog.

They are always taking pictures in the same yard and same house.

Macey has spoke in the past of having relations in the KKK and having an ancestor in the Civil War. Katie’s great great grandfather was a decorated Confederate Solider veteran in the Civil War with an Iron Cross dedication in 2006.

This is of course isn’t accounting for her disappearing act up until now.There is also a possibly she might be a cohort who went along with Katie’s scheme for 5+ years.

Her personal ( Which has changed over five times since the previous post, from twilipng, unseismic, subsolare, tinysolar, sunlitsaturn, hernandocounty, souji2 and now currently unknown.) is likely due to to change the moment she sees this post. Her public RP accounts are http://westcoast.god.jp and twalitydistrict on Instagram. She currently claims to be Monacan, Venezuelan, French-Canadian, Puerto Rican, and Cuban where she claims to speak French and Spanish fluently. 

In the past, she has claimed to be Greek, Sicilian, Irish, Welsh, Spanish, English, the Native American tribe decided to cling to that Week (Both are her talking to herself here) with the abilty to speak Italian and the Greek Language. In addition, she has also claimed to be Quileute to get close to Native American minors.  

With these tall tales in mind, it’s likely her only language she has a fluent grasp on is English.

All of her relations on her father side have connections to Virginia, with the origin of her ancestor having a recorded date of birth in England in 1600s due to her doxxing herself naming characters after her ancestors. To give her privacy, I will not be showing these findings but I have documented proof of her lying on her father’s side and that one of her ancestors was an Englishman. It is unclear about her Hispanic origins but I will give her a benefit of a doubt as Paez is a surname. 

She regularly goes into these communities to speak over other people, so do keep this in mind. 

Avoid them, block them, move on, and continue to spread this post. Do not interact with her, do not send her hate, nor humor her as she will use this as a means to manipulate others. She is also mentally ill if we go by her information, but this is no excuse for what she has done, especially since she has shown no regret in her actions. 

Here are her recorded examples of her tactics to shut others down, with her various OCs (+ Macey who sounds almost exactly like her) she created.

Using Threats of suicide and guilt tripping to be Pitied or a Silencing Tool: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

Reconstruction of reality, threats, and attempts to slander the opposition:  [1.1 1.2 1.3 ] [2] [3] [4]

A lot of these abusive habits intertwine, if you notice. This is just the tip of the iceberg but I wanted to keep it short and sweet. There’s a lot more where that came from, but I don’t want to overload it.  

So keep alert and don’t let her (or any of her possible associates) into any fandom as she will try to do something like this again.

#what #ok #uh #yeah #do what the post says i guess #important

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OH MY GOSH is that Dan Avidan from Game Grumps??????

WOW!!! never thought i’d see Markipler, Jon Tron, and Dan all fuckin hanging out

-Mod Bandit

#me #goodolgoldendaze #dsaf

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Henry your looks are a 6/10 at best. Its the gray hair that ruins everything. Old man. Youre old, Henry. You Are So Old. Daddy? More like GRANDdaddy bohohohoho

“Am I supposed to be flattered, disgusted or offended? Because personally I’m just disappointed. Yes. Im old. You know, aging tends to do that. Don’t call me Grand Daddy, and I’m glad the grey hair ruins it for you, truly. Thank Christ for that.”

#god i love tgis thank u #sign my ass #me #goodolgoldendaze #dsaf

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Shadow Doggo: OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU | Henry: nANI?!

“n A NI WH A T  TH E  F UCK??”-Henry probably.

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OPEN RP STARTER! Dayshift at Freddy’s RP (This RP may include curse words)

Purple Guy : “Why hello there Old Sport! You must be the newbie. How do you like it here at Freddy’s?”

#IM CRTING IM NCRYINB

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Matt is cooler than Dave! That's right, I said it! TAKE ME TO THE GALLOWS, YOU FUCKWITS!

THEYVE COME

#thank u #dsaf dave appreciation blog

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any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

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“Do I look like I eat bugs?” (Source)

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My Brother’s Fall

While stationed in Iraq during operation Desert Storm, my brother, Gerald, was lost for two weeks. Officially, it was claimed he was captured by the Republican Guard and tortured before managing to escape. The condition of his body when he was found helped lend credence to the explanation. Lacerations, broken bones, and all sorts of other physical damage covered him from head to toe.

He never recovered from the experience. He was honorably discharged from the Marine Corps after six months in a military hospital. When he was sent home, he began to display signs of Gulf War Syndrome. Years passed and his wife, Leah, cared for him as he weakened. His cognition, memory, and communication skills evaporated. Before he died last year, the brother I loved had been reduced to a gibbering husk. In his final moments, as Leah and I looked on, we were ready for his suffering end.

Then something happened, causing me to jump and Leah to gasp.

For the first time in eight years, Gerald expressed clear, articulate words:

“I fell in a hole.”

Continue reading.

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