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like/reblog if you’d like to join a group chat for hockey fic writing? looking for some friends to bounce ideas off of and would love to help others with whatever they need too xo

#yoooo im down

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me @ hockey players I like: It’s okay baby! You’re doing your best! I love you!

me @ hockey players I love: PULL YOUR FUCKING WEIGHT OUT THERE, YOU USELESS CABBAGE

#yep

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Y’all will consistently talk about how shitty Barstool is but will drop everything you said once your favorite player breathes in their direction.

#THIS #THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING #STOP GIVING THEM VIEWS #AND NUMBERS #AND VALIDATION #STOP MAKING GIFS OF THEIR SHIT #just STOP #put your money where your mouths are

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Hey I’m working on a new article about the YCP ambassadors for some teams not making the LGBTQ+ community feel welcome.

If anyone who is LGBTQ+ would like to give a quote about how some of the ambassadors make you feel, please message me.

#signal boost! #:D

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Hockey fandom needs to hold itself more accountable when it comes to barstool. Most everyone agrees barstool is trash but still listens to spitting Chiclets and retweets biz nasty and etc like, I know biz used to be cool but he's out here saying sexist stuff on the pod and liking all the anti union tweets and we need to stop giving them that viewership yall

#I wanna reblog this every time a new interview comes out and y'all conveniently forget this

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How do yall identify and what’s ur fave flower :)

#bisexual aromantic #daffodils #<3

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casual reminder that supporting spittin chiclets is supporting b*rst**l

#wow it's almost like I posted this 5 days ago and got exactly one note on it but now y'all are seeing what kinda garbage is going down

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Horse_ebooks + hockey 1/?

#funny #zchara #bosbruins #ottsenators #cgiroux #dpastrnak #jdebrusk

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a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

#ryan graves and erik johnson #colavalanche

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casual reminder that supporting spittin chiclets is supporting b*rst**l

#do not reblog with comments #because I don't want to fuckin #hear it #not from y'all #not today #nor any day

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The ticket packs that the @coloradoavalanche are making are the funniest things ever

#colavalanche

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Gifsets Galore: A Celebration of Dani’s Birthday (@bestkesselrun)

#im gayyyyyyy #so gayyyyyyyyyyy #akessel

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BINGO, BABE <3

where are you from? around.

#ilu #friends

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It has been brought to my attention how goddamn racist some of y’all (hockey tumblr) are. not new though, so who am I kidding

Like thank god I don’t follow the people posting the shit about calling Auston Matthews a Mexican drug lord and the people reblogging it thinking it’s funny.

I can’t even begin to tell you how ignorant and horrible you look and sound. I pray you find the help you need. And then to say he’s “white passing” so he doesn’t receive racism and it doesn’t mean anything??? I will goddamn lose it. Fuck. right. off.

I’m a white-passing latina (more specifically Mexican like Auston), and I can tell you how I’ve been bullied and called slurs because of my Mexican heritage. I can tell you the shit my family has gone through and is going through. I can tell you about my friends, and you can read all about the genocide happening to Mexicans & Latinx in the United States.

You racist people need to

Stop calling Mexican people and specifically Auston Matthews “drug lords” and “papi”

Realize just because someone “looks white” doesn’t erase who they are and what they’ve come from.

Stop being fucking racist.

if you are latinx feel free to add on, if you’re not please just reblog.

#PREACH babe #ilu

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Annie & Everyone Else With Two Grey Cells: Stop with the cultural appropriation.

Leafs Fans: 

gatekeeping much? anyone can wear cornrows, leafs just decided to ruin it

Everyone can wear cornrows, but that doesn’t mean that everyone should wear cornrows

#mmmmm love the smell of casual racism on this site #times like this I hate being a leafs fan bc I don't want to be associated with this horseshit

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this is it, y’all. i’ll literally never be able to create something that can top how fucking awful this is, and the only reason why god himself has not struck me from the face of the earth is because then i wouldn’t have to live with what i’ve done. what i’ve done, being:

the hockey dick alignment chart

- lawful good: the accidental shot of brandon sutter’s actual dick taken while another player was being interviewed (x, x) - neutral good: chris kreider golf pic (x) - chaotic good: alex ovechkin (feat. dick piercing???) (x) - lawful neutral: jump-roping sedin (x) - true neutral: jack eichel @ beach (x) - chaotic neutral: wcoh 2k16 claude giroux w/ beer (x) - lawful evil: sidney crosby freeballin’ @ asg18 (x) - neutral evil: evgeni malkin workout gif (x, x) - chaotic evil: dylan strome cupid shuffle dressed as woody from toy story (x)

with an honorable mention going out to the gif where ovi casually flashes his dick to mike green (x)

*DISCLAIMER: the dicklignment – i know, i know – was decided purely by vibes given off by the situation of each picture/gif/video; not my feelings on the players themselves/the teams they play for, not on how impressive each dick is or isn’t – just good ol’ objective dick-vibe science. carried out by my hellbrain. i literally could not be more sorry.*

#sin bin #dICKS

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help my favorite player just got traded :(

I’m so sorry, love :( if it helps, I’m sure Vegas fans will love and appreciate him

#nhlsandin #answered