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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

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sounds like something a fungus would say....

I am NOT a fungus I do NOT like it damp humid I don’t creeping around the walls. Im not mold

#Mold #Fungus

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damn that’s pet parade

Flatid planthoppers, Louisiana, 2019

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4.18.24

#Pretty... #i love bugs #bugs #art #I would ask them if they wanted to hold hands

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Wait who's the two that got fused to make josuk8 sonic in that situation

Uhhh i guess this is jojolion spoilers? Anyways it was Kira and josefumi who fused into josuke in normal jojolion. In this sonic hypothetical I uh, I guess shadow could be kira...but then sonic would also be josefumi uhm.. yeah whatever let's go with that. I mean, yeah why not

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Sonamy is only palatable for me if served in yasuho-josuke fashion

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic fanart #traditional art #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 8 #jojolion #yasuho hirose #josuke 8 #jjba #amy rose #Ask me very nicely and I might draw them again

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Purple Finch (Haemorhous purpureus), family Fringillidae, order Passeriformes, Michigan, USA

Yes yes yes, I know. We all know this bird isn't purple. You're not that clever for noticing.

The word purple, historically, referred to deep shades of red (crimson), and not necessarily violet.

photograph by Glen Noyer (@glen.noyer)

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Candy cane snail, Liguus virgineus, Orthalicidae

This arboreal species is found in Haiti and the Dominican Republic

Photo 1 by pedrogenarorodriguez and 2 by margomora

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Do you have a fav transformers ship or sum???

um um um um idk if I have a fav yet AAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH I've only read mtmte and lost light (and the mlp crossover) so I'm still kinda new to everything but uhhh I like cyclonus and tailgate i suppose and I also like them (platonically or romantically idc) as a trio with whirl. I really like whirl he's awesome and silly and uhm I would soak him in milk. I don't think I have a ship that I'm like super ultra obsessed with yet tho

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when there's a cyclone in the us and a tail in the gate

STOOOPPP STTTOOPPPP GET OUT OF MY HEAD GEY OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

#I just read transformers mtmte/lost light guys #transformers #These past few days I've just been reading the comics non stop #I loved it btw it was awesome I love gay people #tf mtmte

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BADASS WEEVIL!!!!!

weevil 465

by @weemadbeasties on instagram

#weevil #bugs #badass

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ACHOO

UGH GROOOOSSSSSS YOU JUST SNEEZED ALL OVER ME WTF

#Mods can we ban this guy? #timandmauposting

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why are you like this?

Because I'm TimAndMau

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This is how metal is to me

#metal sonic

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guys ive never even watched any transformers stuff but like im starting to obsess over soundwave and shockwave they are like so cool this is my friends fault he made me like them im not even a transformers fan @realmechasonic01 i hate you i hate you i hate you sm why did you do this to me why

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NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I've peaked here

#metal sonic #exploded #poor bastard #Sad