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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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duolingo strikes again

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo

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various recent tfc/tsc doodles

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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when i started my last director job at a university, they told me one of my duties would be to write all the chancellor’s letters. me: “cool. but why though?” them: “English isn’t the chancellor’s first language.” me: “I’m aware of that.” them: “the chancellor likes the suggestions that autocorrect gives him if he misspells something.” me: “Ah.” them: hands me a copy of a letter the chancellor sent to a donor who had just given a million-dollar gift to the university, which includes the following: ‘The profundity of your gift fills us with the greatest horror. In recognition we have prepared a special plague to compromise you and your family’. 

Which is why to this day when I’m struggling to communicate in a different language, i remember the chancellor, who was Doing His Best, and i try to give myself a break.

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WHAT THE FUCK!!! NORA!!! WHAT. THE. FUCK.

#aftg #the foxhole court #the sunshine court #i think of these tweets like once a day

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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?

I can't think of anything bad he did

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long haired Neil? long haired Neil 😌

#aftg #the foxhole court #neil josten #<3

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Neil Hilborn, “For Henry, Who Has Just Died”, The Future

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why do I seem to need to? || tsc chapter 6

#aftg #the foxhole court #the sunshine court

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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

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pov you read aftg and ship things

#aftg #the foxhole court

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why yes i do think I'm funny

(if you click on the images, the art credits should be in there. if they're not, it's because I can't fubking find them,, so pls help me if you know who drew them!!!)

#aftg #still obsessed #you know how it is

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kevin day character of all time manages to have homoerotic relationships with litr everyone ever

#aftg #the foxhole court