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creb

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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the difference between alligators and crocodiles is their snoot shape and their temperament. gators are pretty nervous around people and will most likely run away, they also have wide snouts with teeth that are very much inside their mouths. crocs are more aggressive than gators and they have thinner snouts with teeth that are less in their mouths than on them

#alligators #crocodiles #fun facts #:)

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bones are wet, and teeth are the only bones we clean regularly

#fun facts #:)

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HEY YOU 🫵

Yes you! Stop scrolling and read this instead!

So i just wanted to tell you that you are perfect, please, even if you have thoughts of it, don't commit suicide

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autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day

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being angry and pretending not to be/repressing it for other people is exhausting, and someday im going to get tired enough to not give a fuck... not today, but someday

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the first vampire was actually an egyptian goddess named Sekhmet and she was the goddess of war and healing. the vampire that was said to have inspired Dracula was a lesbian vampire named Carmilla

#fun facts #vampires

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sounds were around for millions of years before ears were evolved to to hear them

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did you know? chocolate chip cookies were created by accident. the original maker was trying to make chocolate cookies but she didn't have cocoa powder, so she just substituted it with chocolate bits and hoped for the best. she served them and everyone that ate them loved them

#fun facts #cookies

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snakes will sometimes eat themselves on accident, but if you just put some hand sanitizer on its snoot it will stop and un eat itself

#fun facts #snakes

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cool snek :D

#my art #pride

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Loki and Odin (in the original myths) were twins i think, Loki just really liked fucking with Thor

#fun facts

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If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?