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Literally fucking dies
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Quotes from my DnD session last night
"I'm gonna rip it off! I'm just gonna rip my fucking leg off"
"I'm gonna use my old leg to kick your fucking ass"
"USE THE OTHER BUSH!"
"I fucking hate Wood Elfs"
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My brisk has been zipped!
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her name is Grimmy and she's a Menace <3
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not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him
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map holders: fjord vs chetney
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I greet my friends in the weirdest fuckin way...I don't go "good to see you!" Or "How are you?" No no no! If I see a friend I haven't seen in a while, my first reaction is "BITCH! HOW THE HELL YOU'VE BEEN MAN? ITS GOOD TO FINALLY SEE YOU AGAIN!"
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I just...don't wanna
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Buried under ancient sands lies a creature capable of bringing death and destruction to all that stand in its way. Though, if tamed, it is prophesied that they will gain the powers of this beast, thus becoming virtually immortal. Their soul fades into eternal nothingness and their form, of what is now an empty husk of who that person was takes on the mind and the bloodlust of the creature itself.
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Yes, I do work a lot, no, I will not go out and socialize on my weekends. For I am but a caffeine fueled opossum hiding in a leather jacket!
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Ah yes, the ever so common shit position, "FIRE LA TORPEDO!!!"
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