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Harry in book 4:

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Any marauders era character ^

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Lily: *gets mad at James for the third time that day for doing something dumb*

James: STOP BEING MEAN TO ME OR I’M GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

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I’ve run out of incorrect quote ideas and all 22 of my drafts suck. Help.

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Sirius: look, we’re under the mistletoe!

Sirius: you know what that means-

Remus: actually this isn’t mistletoe, it’s holly

Two days later

Remus: oh my god, he was flirting with me

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James: has she asked about me?

Remus: yes, I believe her exact words were “what can I do to get him to leave me alone”

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Sirius: I’m gonna wing it

Remus: no you’re not, sit back down

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Draco: damn right I’m pretty

Pansy: I said petty

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Lily: are you in love with Sirius?

Remus: ...no

Lily: then why do you keep writing “R + S”everywhere

Remus, sweating: it stands for “Remus + sadness”

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Draco pointing to his chest: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die

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