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Kaeya: Hey, what’s your Netflix password?

Xiao: ihopeyoudie

Kaeya: Thank you!

#genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact #kaeya alberich #genshin xiao #adeptus xiao

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Childe: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Xiao:

Childe: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Xiao: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

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Childe: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

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Razor: Neuvilette, what are you doing?

Neuvilette: Making chocolate pudding.

Razor: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Neuvilette: Because I've lost control of my life.

Neuvilette: Here's your pudding, Zhongli.

Zhongli: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

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Cyno: Are you busy?

Zhongli: Yes.

Cyno: Cool, listen to this...

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Genshin men be fine AF

So I was thinking, and I was wondering if anyone wanted to chat with me on discord about cute anime men

If so, please reach out to me on discord at

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*The Squad is eating dinner*

Y/N: Can you pass the salt?

Heizou: *throws Scara across the table*

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Mika: Rules were made to be broken.

Kaeya: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Y/N: Uh, piñatas.

Scara: Glow sticks.

Childe: Karate boards.

Albedo: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Mika: Rules.

Kaeya:

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Kaveh, at Xiao's funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Kaveh, leaning over Xiao′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Xiao: Yeah, no shit.

#genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact #kaveh #genshin xiao #adeptus xiao

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Scara: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Cyno: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Xiao: wow you and Childe are home early from the movies. What happened?

Zhongli: We got kicked out because Childe wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic.

Childe: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you!

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Thoma: You're ignoring all your problems.

Scara: I know.

Thoma: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Scara: I'm ignoring that fact as well.

Thoma:

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Childe: Neuvilette, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Neuvilette: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

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Razor: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—

Kaeya, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!

Razor: I'M NOT DONE!

Razor: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

#genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact lyney #razor #kaeya alberich

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Lyney: Good night.

Kaeya: Sleep tight.

Scara: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.

Beizhu: Great, now Kaeya's crying.

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Freminet: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Kaeya: Can I ask a dumb question?

Scara: Better than anyone I know.

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