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Nick Crompton x Hot Dog Man smut

⚠️THIS STORY IS 100% A JOKE⚠️

TRIGGER WARNING: If you are retarded enough to find Jake Paul or any member of Team 10 entertaining and you ACTUALLY enjoy their content, I suggest you click off right the fuck now, we don’t need any triggered 12 year olds, we are triggered enough ourselves.

This story contains mature content, and mentions of rape (for like one sentence). Please do not read this if you are under the age of 11 or have not yet learned about The Birds & The Bees. We also make numerous jokes about Nick Crompton’s weight.

Now with that out of the way,

Let’s get on with this shit show.

HDM= Hot Dog Man

Omniscient POV

The Team 10™ house was bustling with all the members vlogging and such. Nick Crompton sat in the office, reading an e-mail from a friend who wanted to visit. After he finished reading it, Nick got off his fat ass and waddled into the living room. There he found Jake Paul spread eagle on the couch, taking a break from his latest prank video (taxing work, honestly). Nick knew he had to ask him if the Snapchat king himself, the Hot Dog Man, could come visit. It was the Team 10™ house rules and if he broke any of them Jake would kick his fat ass out.

“He-Hey lad. Can I invite over, um, a-a friend?” Nick asked in his thicc British accent.

“What kind of ‘friend’, fat King George?” Jake chuckled.

Oh how Nick hated when Jake’s greasy Ohio ass called him that. Fucking cunt.

“Well mate, he’s a sensation on Snapchat. We could get a lot of views and advertisements if we collab with him while he visits.”

Jake thought about it for a moment. “Well fine Britty Titty. He must collab with us or else you will be kicked out of Team 10™”. God he’s a fucking dickhead

Nick still put on a fake ass smile. “Thank you chap! This collab will be litty, trust me!”.

Nick was filled with excitement. He couldn’t wait for his first Grindr hookup, but he couldn’t let Jake know. He already had a threesome with the Martinez Twins, and oh boy those pollas de españa were as thicc as Cristiano Ronaldo’s thighs, and if Jake wasn’t fucking yet another bitch in the other room at the time, all three of them would have been deported.

Nick had spent the last hour preparing his room for HDM’s visit. He made sure to have xxx(tentacion)L condoms and mustard flavored lube in his drawer next to his bed. He already prepped his richard. The juicy Snapchat king would be arriving at 8 pm and him and Team 10™ would be collabing the next day; if Nick’s ass could withstand it, that is.

Nick hoped the neighbors wouldn’t call the cops on them during this collab, he wanted to make a good impression on HDM.

(Time skip brought to you by the Martinez Twins thicc pollas.)

Jake called Nick from the kitchen, saying that the door rung and it was for him. Oh god save me Queen Elizabeth. Nick eagerly jumped out of bed (after many attempts), quickly wiping the jizz on his hands against Jake’s door handle when he walked by his room. Take that you Ohio. Fucking. CUNT.

Nick stomped down the stairs and made his way to the front door, and saw a young girl who was around 15 and probably didn’t consent to what Jake Paul was going to do to her probably tight yet virgin pussy.

Probably.

But then he saw him.

He saw that thicc juicy meat encased in that tight ass bun.

The Hot Dog Man.

This part includes mature content. Proceed with caution

HDM calmly strode into the Team 10™ house and greeted the overweight Brit, casually brushing his hand against Nick’s outer thigh when he walked by. He then walked over to Jake, who was already getting up on his new bitch.

“FUCKK OH BABY YOURE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ALISSA. GIVE ME HEAD NOW UNDERAGE OHIO SEX SLAVE! THAT PUSSY SOOOOO TIGHT!”

Nick was embarrassed by Jake’s extreme act of PDA (Me at school everyday tbh.) and turned over to HDM. “Don’t worry, he always does this. His dick is really small (like the authors of this shit’s will to live), and he cums in like 6 seconds.”

HDM chuckled, “Just like his vines.”

After the two settled down from their fit of laughter, HDM started to become curious and asked, “Wait a minute, how do you know that? How do you know his dick is small and he cums in 6 seconds?” he paused, grasping Nick’s greasy and supersized fish n chips. Nick was sHooK, and his fish went flying. Holy Cow! The Queen is raising my mEmBEr.

Nick gave HDM a Team 10™ house tour, and even showed him (yO iT’S) Tessa Brooks hardcore masturbating to RiceGum and Alissa Violet’s “It’s Every Night, Sis” (Let’s be real, that was a bop). Ah, how he loved his second yet nightmare of a home.

('Notha time skip brought to you by those crispy fish 'n’ chips that Nick shoves down his gullet, and occasionally asshole)

Nick could notice HDM getting impatient. His relish flaps were so dry and crispy. Oh no I have to get them moist and wet.

“I have the 'equipment’ set for our 'collab’.” Nick casually told him. HDM gave him a smirk that made Nick’s piener-wiener even more hard than it already was. With this, Nick dragged HDM to his room.

“Don’t worry Niqqi, i brought some extra equipment” HDM said, WHIPping out several ropes, multiple types of gags and WHIPs, and bondage harnesses.

“These may be a bit small for you big boy”. He said, taking out the harness.

HDM then reached over to Nick’s bedside drawer to look for some lube. He didn’t want to hurt him because his ass was probably really tight with all that fat surrounding it.

But once HDM opened the drawer, he was met with a distasteful surprise.

HDM had gone from 💯 to OVER NEIN THOUSAAAAND

(I’m so sorry.)

“FUCKING MUSTARD? DADDY IS GOING TO FUCK YOU WITHOUT LUBE YOU FAT BRITISH FUCK!”

HDM didn’t even care about the other Team 10™ members hearing him. He was fucking pissed at Nick.

Nick’s face filled with dread. I don’t want my pooper to die! But it was far too late.

“Get on that pool table you fucking Wale” HDM said, getting out a ball gag and a bondage harness.

Nick obeyed his new master. I must please his mEmBEr

“Now there Niqqi, daddy will only shove his Ball Park™ mEmBEr into your filthy crumpet asshole if you do as I say and don’t cum too early.”

Nick obeyed, stripping all his clothes, letting his fat greasy rolls free. He climbed up on the pool table, stomach and dick down, and made a slight crack on the side of the table.

“Now there Niqqi boy, do you have a cock ring lying around?”

Nick shOOk his head. “Ple-please don’t WHIP me daddy. Th-there is a-a stale o-o-onion ring (OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS, THEY HAVE LAYERS) that’s t-triple fried i-in fish 'n’ chip batter. It will keep that hard mEmBEr of yours nice and erect.”

“Now you fat fuck, you aren’t getting my mEmBEr this easy. One WHIP for you for being a naughty boy.”

Nick tried to scream for his life, but HDM was one step ahead of him. He had already secured the ball gag in his big gullet. HDM also secured the bondage harness across the brits flaps and tied a thicc piece of rope that attached the harness to the pool table.

“Resist you fat fucking whore” HDM firmly said, getting his finest leather whip and whipping the brit’s asscheeks. They jiggled. Nick’s screech was muted by the gag.

Nick’s screams were slowly becoming moans, and Nick awaited every single WHIPcrack against his bum. Obviously HDM could see him enjoying this, but it is all about his own pleasure first. After another ten minutes, HDM removed the gag from Nick’s mouth and untied the rope.

“Flip on your greasy back you fucking teabag. It’s daddy’s turn to feel the pleasure.”

Nick did as told, and allowed his fat flaps to bounce back on the table. HDM tied the rope back on , exposing Nick’s hard mEmBEr. HDM climbed on top of Nick’s literal pile of fat , almost like an animal. He turned around in an almost 69 position and had his own beefy and ketchupy cock dangling in front of Nick’s literal black hole of a mouth.

“You succ it until I tell you to not. If you make daddy cum too early, daddy won’t fuck you. If you reject daddy’s mEmBEr, daddy won’t fuck you. If you gag in response to daddy’s mEmBEr, daddy won’t fuck you.”

Nick understood, and HDM slowly lowered his mEmBEr into his mouth, almost like a fisherman lowering his fishing pole into a murky ass lake full of fish with mercury poisoning. Nick savored HDM’s mEmBEr, licking all around and taking more into his gullet. He even succed so far down, he could taste the stale onion ring at the base mixed with the salty pre-cum and loose pubic hair. Oh I LOVE onion rings.

But HDM wasn’t satisfied. Yes, his member was being served to Nick like a bucket of Ohio Fried Chicken™, but he felt Nick wasn’t trying hard enough for him. HDM slowly reached his hand to Nick’s own stiff mEmBEr, and gave them a few violent and robust tugs. Nick gave a soft moan, and started to lick and succ faster and faster. He pulled his head up to get more and more of HDM’s juicy as fuck mEmBEr, which was glazed like an artery-clogging doughnut in pre-cum, and HDM let go of his. He pushed more and more of his meat into Nick’s fat fucking gullet, which Nick gladly sluurped up. I love pre-cum and onion rings.

HDM reached over to his bag, which was hung up against the side of the pool table, and grabbed a spiked collar and a huge penis gag, tying the mEmBEr gag to the spiked collar.

“If you resist, you will choke little Niqqi. Now before you take this mEmBEr in, what do you say little fat as fuck bitch?”

Nick hesitated.

“Mah-My coc-collar is po-poppin”.

HDM violently strapped the Cock gag into Nick’s mouth, and grabbed the mustard lube. He threw it on the floor in disgust. He then reached his hand up to stimulate his little meatball nipples until a stream of fresh ketchup flowed down his hard meaty body. He collected a glop onto his hand and rubbed his cartoon fingers, making them gooey and moist. He shoved his fingers, one by one, into Nick’s tight asshole. Nick’s flaps, yet strapped down to the table, gave a violent bounce after every thrust. Just like playtime at home.

Nick was very shocked about how long HDM could last. He had been savoring his mEmBEr like a lollipop for over 10 minutes, and HDM only heavily moaned a few times.

“Alright Niqqi, succ me until I almost cum. If daddy cums, daddy won’t fuck you, remember? If Niqqi does a good job, daddy may fuck you.”

Nick wanted that fucc. He began to consume the mEmBEr as if it were an extra large slurpee from that American fat convenience store 7-11. HDM started to moaaaan.

“SUCC ME HARDER YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKING FUCK.”

The obese Brit followed HDM’s command and swallowed more of his foot-long™ of a mEmBEr down his gullet. Once HDM’s hit the back of Nick’s throat, he gagged. This made HDM more angry than he already was at the fact that Nick’s fat ass only had mustard lube.

“DID I TELL YOU TO FUCKING GAG, YOU WHORE?”

HDM started to vigorously thrust into Nick’s mouth, and every time Nick screamed in protest, HDM only went harder

I’m not going to be able to fucking speak tomorrow. Nick thought. This was all too much for him and he was having trouble breathing. Just as he let out another scream that was muffled by HDM’s juicy mEmBEr, HDM shoved his mEmBEr all the way into Nick’s mouth. He let out an extremely loud moan and busted a fat nUT into the back of Nick’s throat. “Swallow all of it.” HDM ordered. “Shouldn’t be too hard; all you do is eat”. Nick followed his command and swallowed all of HDM’s thicc and creamy load, and loved the salty yet sweet taste it brought.

“mMM. Tastes so good, Daddy.”

As Nick thought the two of them were done and tried to get up, he was met with a forceful push that sent him right back on his greasy back. “Oh we ain’t fucking done yet. I still have to fuck your ass; I didn’t prepare you for nothing.” HDM said with a slight smirk on his face.

Nick gulped. “Y-yes daddy. Of c-c-course.”

The sight alone of Nick Crompton’s round face red and covered in his own spit made HDM become hard yet again. He even saw a bit of his fresh jizz along Nick’s fat fucking lips. HDM got his hands which were pink from the cum and ketchup mixture, and flipped Nick’s fat body over, and analyzed his asshole. He adjusted the onion ring on his hard and bulbous mEmBEr to make it even harder.

(Oh boy here it comes.)

Without hesitation, HDM violently thrusted his mEmBEr into Nick’s entrance with a profusely loud moan. This caused the Brit to let out a cry of pain and pleasure. “Ooh you’re so fucking tight, it almost didn’t fit”. Nick moaned in response as HDM kept viciously thrusting in and out of Nick’s black hole.

For five minutes, Nick’s ass had been on fire. He thought it would’ve been nice if HDM could’ve at least given him a warning before he went full throttle on him. But after those five minutes, oh boy was Nick having the time of his life. Every single move HDM made inside him made Nick scream in pleasure; which he could now do freely without the gag in his mouth.

After another five minutes, Nick felt this shock go through him that he had never felt before. This caused him to let out probably the loudest sound he had ever made in his life. “OOOOOH FUCK DADDY KEEP FUCKING ME LIKE THAT!!”.

HDM then angrily slapped Nick’s fat ass and shouted “DID I TELL YOU TO FUCKING SPEAK?”

HDM then abruptly pulled out of Nick, which caused him to whine in protest. “I’m sorry daddy, it just felt so good”. HDM sighed “Alright, but if you pull that shit I’m leaving this fucking place”.

He then continued what he had started, and Nick could feel the wrinkles of HDM’s mEmBEr brushing up against his anal walls. It took a few minutes for HDM to reach that special spot again. Once he did, Nick started screaming again. He had never felt this kind of pleasure before, not even when he had the threesome with the Martinez Twins.

(Time skip brought to you by HDM’s fat nUT)

After around another 10 minutes of HDM pleasuring Nick Crompton with his juicy foot-long™ mEmBEr, HDM was getting close to expiring, and Nick could sense it.

“The Big thicc daddy is getting close to releasing the 2nd cum, isn’t he.”

HDM didn’t have the energy to yell at Nick again, instead he was overcome by a wave of ecstasy.

“SAY MY NAME, NICK. SAY MY BLOODY FUCKING NAME”

“DA-DADDY, DADDDY DA-DADDY”. With one final thrust, HDM exploded deep inside of Nick’s asshole, Nick cumming all over his stomach and the floor. Oops, I’ll have to clean that up later. He pulled out and they both expired.

“Oh you are such a nasty fucking fat ass bitch”

“I know daddy”

The two lovers were fast asleep on each other, HDM’s ketchup mixing with Nick’s stomach grease. All of the sudden, Jake Paul and his bitch burst in, followed by all the members of Team 10™

“I FUCKING KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW YOU WEREN’T INTO PEOPLE. YOU ONLY LOVE FOOD YOU FUCKING FAT ASS LITTLE BRITISH CRUMPET CUNT”, Jake screamed.

“¿Qué pasa con nuestras pollas españolas?” Emilio asked.

“¿No fuimos suficientes para ti, gordo culo?” Ivan sneered

“WHY DIDN’T YOU RECORD IT FOR ME TO MASTURBATE TO?”, Tessa, who was the angriest of all, exclaimed.

“I SWEAR TO GOD WHY DID I MARRY YOU, YOU CRAZY BITCH!” Chance shouted.

All of the sudden, Nick wOkE up sporadically and sat up, waking HDM in the process. “What the actual fuck are you doing?” HDM asked, quite annoyed that he was woken up from his deep sleep. “Oh sorry, chap. I had a really bad dream that all the Team 10™ memebers walked in on us”. “Oh well, we might as get up, it’s almost 9:00am”.

Nick reached over to his bedside table and looked at his phone. Oh shit he’s right. We have to be down by 10 or I’ll be kicked out of Team 10™.

Nick took a breath before he would start his long journey of getting out of bed. Once he tried to get up, he felt the most excruciating pain he had ever felt before in his nether regions. HDM saw his grimace and chortled. “Did daddy do you too hard last night?”. “YEA-oWw!” Nick abruptly stopped himself from what he was about to say. “Oww, my fucking throat hurts Jesus Christ”. “Don’t speak then.” HDM said. Nick nodded in agreement.

After twice as many attempts it takes to get out of bed on a normal day, Nick waddled over to get some fresh clothes from his wardrobe. Once he got his way-too-tight clothing on, Nick stomped his way down the stairs to the living room yet again; not even worrying about what HDM was doing.

“YoOOOO Nick, I got a surprise for you!” Chance shouted at Nick with a eager smile on his face. Oh for fucks sake.

“Wöt is it mate? A bitch that’s more tolerable than Tessa?” He banted back.

“hAha, no. It’s much better than that.”

“Then wöt is it mate, I have to go see the Ohio cu- I mean Jake so we can start our collab with Hot Dog Man.” “Okay, I know it’s not food, but it’s-!”

All of the sudden Chance pulled out a taser and put it right near Nick Crompton’s face and turned it on. Nick shouted with utmost fear. “AH WHAT THE FUCK YOU OHIO CRACKER?!!”

Chance just screeched in response while the other Team 10™ members jumped into the living room; some with cameras, some with more tasers which frightened Nick even more.

“LMAO YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE!!” Anthony yelled putting the camera in Nick’s face.

“Good job, Hubby. You got him real good.” Tessa said to Chance with her annoying southern accent.

“Alright, Alright. Let’s settle down now, we have to start filming our collab with Hot Dog Man.” Jake addressed to the rambunctious 20-year-olds. For once he’s actually said something I agree with.

(Time skip brought to you by Jake Paul’s quality content)

After Chance and Emilio set up the equipment for the video, the rest of the Team 10™ members and HDM sat down outside to start filming the video. They would be filming a “Truth or Dare” and it would be going on Jake’s channel, of course. Nick hoped the Team 10™ wouldn’t get too rowdy, as the neighbors would call the cops on them again.

“This should be fun, shouldn’t it?” HDM asked Nick, slapping a hand on his lower back; knowing it would cause Nick a great pain. He winced. “Y-yeah.”

When Tessa was about to pull out her second dare, all the Team 10™ members all turned their heads to the loud knock that could be heard from the fence followed by a loud voice bellowing,

“HEY, YOU FUCKERS. DO YOU MIND SHUTTING THE FUCK UP FOR ONE GODDAMN DAY. SOME OF US HAVE NORMAL LIVES AND YOU GUYS ARE PISSING US THE FUCK OFF WITH YOUR CHILDISH SCREECHES!”

“Oh fuck off!” Nick replied back, and they all laughed and continued on with the video. HDM smiled at him.

The fucking end

I am sincerely sorry if you read this thing all the way through. Welp, that’s all folks.

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weareinterwet-blog · 7 years

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Nick Crompton x Hot Dog Man smut

⚠️THIS STORY IS 100% A JOKE⚠️

TRIGGER WARNING: If you are retarded enough to find Jake Paul or any member of Team 10 entertaining and you ACTUALLY enjoy their content, I suggest you click off right the fuck now, we don't need any triggered 12 year olds, we are triggered enough ourselves.

Now with that out of the way,

Let's get on with this shit show.

HDM= Hot Dog Man

Omniscient POV

"He-Hey lad. Can I invite over, um, a-a friend?" Nick asked in his thicc British accent.

"What kind of 'friend', fat King George?" Jake chuckled.

Oh how Nick hated when Jake's greasy Ohio ass called him that. Fucking cunt.

"Well mate, he's a sensation on Snapchat. We could get a lot of views and advertisements if we collab with him while he visits."

Jake thought about it for a moment. "Well fine Britty Titty. He must collab with us or else you will be kicked out of Team 10™". God he's a fucking dickhead

Nick still put on a fake ass smile. "Thank you chap! This collab will be litty, trust me!".

Nick was filled with excitement. He couldn't wait for his first Grindr hookup, but he couldn't let Jake know. He already had a threesome with the Martinez Twins, and oh boy those pollas de españa were as thicc as Cristiano Ronaldo's thighs, and if Jake wasn't fucking yet another bitch in the other room at the time, all three of them would have been deported.

Nick had spent the last hour preparing his room for HDM's visit. He made sure to have xxx(tentacion)L condoms and mustard flavored lube in his drawer next to his bed. He already prepped his richard. The juicy Snapchat king would be arriving at 8 pm and him and Team 10™ would be collabing the next day; if Nick's ass could withstand it, that is.

Nick hoped the neighbors wouldn't call the cops on them during this collab, he wanted to make a good impression on HDM.

(Time skip brought to you by the Martinez Twins thicc pollas.)

Jake called Nick from the kitchen, saying that the door rung and it was for him. Oh god save me Queen Elizabeth. Nick eagerly jumped out of bed (after many attempts), quickly wiping the jizz on his hands against Jake's door handle when he walked by his room. Take that you Ohio. Fucking. CUNT.

Nick stomped down the stairs and made his way to the front door, and saw a young girl who was around 15 and probably didn't consent to what Jake Paul was going to do to her probably tight yet virgin pussy.

Probably.

But then he saw him.

He saw that thicc juicy meat encased in that tight ass bun.

The Hot Dog Man.

This part includes mature content. Proceed with caution

HDM calmly strode into the Team 10™ house and greeted the overweight Brit, casually brushing his hand against Nick's outer thigh when he walked by. He then walked over to Jake, who was already getting up on his new bitch.

"FUCKK OH BABY YOURE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ALISSA. GIVE ME HEAD NOW UNDERAGE OHIO SEX SLAVE! THAT PUSSY SOOOOO TIGHT!"

Nick was embarrassed by Jake's extreme act of PDA (Me at school everyday tbh.) and turned over to HDM. "Don't worry, he always does this. His dick is really small (like the authors of this shit's will to live), and he cums in like 6 seconds."

HDM chuckled, "Just like his vines."

After the two settled down from their fit of laughter, HDM started to become curious and asked, "Wait a minute, how do you know that? How do you know his dick is small and he cums in 6 seconds?" he paused, grasping Nick's greasy and supersized fish n chips. Nick was sHooK, and his fish went flying. Holy Cow! The Queen is raising my mEmBEr.

Nick gave HDM a Team 10™ house tour, and even showed him (yO iT'S) Tessa Brooks hardcore masturbating to RiceGum and Alissa Violet's "It's Every Night, Sis" (Let's be real, that was a bop). Ah, how he loved his second yet nightmare of a home.

('Notha time skip brought to you by those crispy fish 'n' chips that Nick shoves down his gullet, and occasionally asshole)

Nick could notice HDM getting impatient. His relish flaps were so dry and crispy. Oh no I have to get them moist and wet.

"I have the 'equipment' set for our 'collab'." Nick casually told him. HDM gave him a smirk that made Nick's piener-wiener even more hard than it already was. With this, Nick dragged HDM to his room.

"Don't worry Niqqi, i brought some extra equipment" HDM said, WHIPping out several ropes, multiple types of gags and WHIPs, and bondage harnesses.

"These may be a bit small for you big boy". He said, taking out the harness.

HDM then reached over to Nick's bedside drawer to look for some lube. He didn't want to hurt him because his ass was probably really tight with all that fat surrounding it.

But once HDM opened the drawer, he was met with a distasteful surprise.

HDM had gone from 💯 to OVER NEIN THOUSAAAAND

(I'm so sorry.)

"FUCKING MUSTARD? DADDY IS GOING TO FUCK YOU WITHOUT LUBE YOU FAT BRITISH FUCK!"

HDM didn't even care about the other Team 10™ members hearing him. He was fucking pissed at Nick.

Nick's face filled with dread. I don't want my pooper to die! But it was far too late.

"Get on that pool table you fucking Wale" HDM said, getting out a ball gag and a bondage harness.

Nick obeyed his new master. I must please his mEmBEr

"Now there Niqqi, daddy will only shove his Ball Park™ mEmBEr into your filthy crumpet asshole if you do as I say and don't cum too early."

Nick obeyed, stripping all his clothes, letting his fat greasy rolls free. He climbed up on the pool table, stomach and dick down, and made a slight crack on the side of the table.

"Now there Niqqi boy, do you have a cock ring lying around?"

Nick shOOk his head. "Ple-please don't WHIP me daddy. Th-there is a-a stale o-o-onion ring (OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS, THEY HAVE LAYERS) that's t-triple fried i-in fish 'n' chip batter. It will keep that hard mEmBEr of yours nice and erect."

"Now you fat fuck, you aren't getting my mEmBEr this easy. One WHIP for you for being a naughty boy."

"Resist you fat fucking whore" HDM firmly said, getting his finest leather whip and whipping the brit's asscheeks. They jiggled. Nick's screech was muted by the gag.

Nick's screams were slowly becoming moans, and Nick awaited every single WHIPcrack against his bum. Obviously HDM could see him enjoying this, but it is all about his own pleasure first. After another ten minutes, HDM removed the gag from Nick's mouth and untied the rope.

"Flip on your greasy back you fucking teabag. It's daddy's turn to feel the pleasure."

Nick did as told, and allowed his fat flaps to bounce back on the table. HDM tied the rope back on , exposing Nick's hard mEmBEr. HDM climbed on top of Nick's literal pile of fat , almost like an animal. He turned around in an almost 69 position and had his own beefy and ketchupy cock dangling in front of Nick's literal black hole of a mouth.

"You succ it until I tell you to not. If you make daddy cum too early, daddy won't fuck you. If you reject daddy's mEmBEr, daddy won't fuck you. If you gag in response to daddy's mEmBEr, daddy won't fuck you."

Nick understood, and HDM slowly lowered his mEmBEr into his mouth, almost like a fisherman lowering his fishing pole into a murky ass lake full of fish with mercury poisoning. Nick savored HDM's mEmBEr, licking all around and taking more into his gullet. He even succed so far down, he could taste the stale onion ring at the base mixed with the salty pre-cum and loose pubic hair. Oh I LOVE onion rings.

But HDM wasn't satisfied. Yes, his member was being served to Nick like a bucket of Ohio Fried Chicken™, but he felt Nick wasn't trying hard enough for him. HDM slowly reached his hand to Nick's own stiff mEmBEr, and gave them a few violent and robust tugs. Nick gave a soft moan, and started to lick and succ faster and faster. He pulled his head up to get more and more of HDM's juicy as fuck mEmBEr, which was glazed like an artery-clogging doughnut in pre-cum, and HDM let go of his. He pushed more and more of his meat into Nick's fat fucking gullet, which Nick gladly sluurped up. I love pre-cum and onion rings.

HDM reached over to his bag, which was hung up against the side of the pool table, and grabbed a spiked collar and a huge penis gag, tying the mEmBEr gag to the spiked collar.

"If you resist, you will choke little Niqqi. Now before you take this mEmBEr in, what do you say little fat as fuck bitch?"

Nick hesitated.

"Mah-My coc-collar is po-poppin".

HDM violently strapped the Cock gag into Nick's mouth, and grabbed the mustard lube. He threw it on the floor in disgust. He then reached his hand up to stimulate his little meatball nipples until a stream of fresh ketchup flowed down his hard meaty body. He collected a glop onto his hand and rubbed his cartoon fingers, making them gooey and moist. He shoved his fingers, one by one, into Nick's tight asshole. Nick's flaps, yet strapped down to the table, gave a violent bounce after every thrust. Just like playtime at home.

Nick was very shocked about how long HDM could last. He had been savoring his mEmBEr like a lollipop for over 10 minutes, and HDM only heavily moaned a few times.

"Alright Niqqi, succ me until I almost cum. If daddy cums, daddy won't fuck you, remember? If Niqqi does a good job, daddy may fuck you."

Nick wanted that fucc. He began to consume the mEmBEr as if it were an extra large slurpee from that American fat convenience store 7-11. HDM started to moaaaan.

"SUCC ME HARDER YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKING FUCK."

The obese Brit followed HDM's command and swallowed more of his foot-long™ of a mEmBEr down his gullet. Once HDM's hit the back of Nick's throat, he gagged. This made HDM more angry than he already was at the fact that Nick's fat ass only had mustard lube.

"DID I TELL YOU TO FUCKING GAG, YOU WHORE?"

HDM started to vigorously thrust into Nick's mouth, and every time Nick screamed in protest, HDM only went harder

I'm not going to be able to fucking speak tomorrow. Nick thought. This was all too much for him and he was having trouble breathing. Just as he let out another scream that was muffled by HDM's juicy mEmBEr, HDM shoved his mEmBEr all the way into Nick's mouth. He let out an extremely loud moan and busted a fat nUT into the back of Nick's throat. "Swallow all of it." HDM ordered. "Shouldn't be too hard; all you do is eat". Nick followed his command and swallowed all of HDM's thicc and creamy load, and loved the salty yet sweet taste it brought.

"mMM. Tastes so good, Daddy."

As Nick thought the two of them were done and tried to get up, he was met with a forceful push that sent him right back on his greasy back. "Oh we ain't fucking done yet. I still have to fuck your ass; I didn't prepare you for nothing." HDM said with a slight smirk on his face.

Nick gulped. "Y-yes daddy. Of c-c-course."

The sight alone of Nick Crompton's round face red and covered in his own spit made HDM become hard yet again. He even saw a bit of his fresh jizz along Nick's fat fucking lips. HDM got his hands which were pink from the cum and ketchup mixture, and flipped Nick's fat body over, and analyzed his asshole. He adjusted the onion ring on his hard and bulbous mEmBEr to make it even harder.

(Oh boy here it comes.)

Without hesitation, HDM violently thrusted his mEmBEr into Nick's entrance with a profusely loud moan. This caused the Brit to let out a cry of pain and pleasure. "Ooh you're so fucking tight, it almost didn't fit". Nick moaned in response as HDM kept viciously thrusting in and out of Nick's black hole.

For five minutes, Nick's ass had been on fire. He thought it would've been nice if HDM could've at least given him a warning before he went full throttle on him. But after those five minutes, oh boy was Nick having the time of his life. Every single move HDM made inside him made Nick scream in pleasure; which he could now do freely without the gag in his mouth.

After another five minutes, Nick felt this shock go through him that he had never felt before. This caused him to let out probably the loudest sound he had ever made in his life. "OOOOOH FUCK DADDY KEEP FUCKING ME LIKE THAT!!".

HDM then angrily slapped Nick's fat ass and shouted "DID I TELL YOU TO FUCKING SPEAK?"

HDM then abruptly pulled out of Nick, which caused him to whine in protest. "I'm sorry daddy, it just felt so good". HDM sighed "Alright, but if you pull that shit I'm leaving this fucking place".

He then continued what he had started, and Nick could feel the wrinkles of HDM's mEmBEr brushing up against his anal walls. It took a few minutes for HDM to reach that special spot again. Once he did, Nick started screaming again. He had never felt this kind of pleasure before, not even when he had the threesome with the Martinez Twins.

(Time skip brought to you by HDM's fat nUT)

After around another 10 minutes of HDM pleasuring Nick Crompton with his juicy foot-long™ mEmBEr, HDM was getting close to expiring, and Nick could sense it.

"The Big thicc daddy is getting close to releasing the 2nd cum, isn't he."

HDM didn't have the energy to yell at Nick again, instead he was overcome by a wave of ecstasy.

"SAY MY NAME, NICK. SAY MY BLOODY FUCKING NAME"

"DA-DADDY, DADDDY DA-DADDY". With one final thrust, HDM exploded deep inside of Nick's asshole, Nick cumming all over his stomach and the floor. Oops, I'll have to clean that up later. He pulled out and they both expired.

"Oh you are such a nasty fucking fat ass bitch"

"I know daddy"

The two lovers were fast asleep on each other, HDM's ketchup mixing with Nick's stomach grease. All of the sudden, Jake Paul and his bitch burst in, followed by all the members of Team 10™

"I FUCKING KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW YOU WEREN'T INTO PEOPLE. YOU ONLY LOVE FOOD YOU FUCKING FAT ASS LITTLE BRITISH CRUMPET CUNT", Jake screamed.

"¿Qué pasa con nuestras pollas españolas?" Emilio asked.

"¿No fuimos suficientes para ti, gordo culo?" Ivan sneered

"WHY DIDN'T YOU RECORD IT FOR ME TO MASTURBATE TO?", Tessa, who was the angriest of all, exclaimed.

"I SWEAR TO GOD WHY DID I MARRY YOU, YOU CRAZY BITCH!" Chance shouted.

All of the sudden, Nick wOkE up sporadically and sat up, waking HDM in the process. "What the actual fuck are you doing?" HDM asked, quite annoyed that he was woken up from his deep sleep. "Oh sorry, chap. I had a really bad dream that all the Team 10™ memebers walked in on us". "Oh well, we might as get up, it's almost 9:00am".

Nick reached over to his bedside table and looked at his phone. Oh shit he's right. We have to be down by 10 or I'll be kicked out of Team 10™.

Nick took a breath before he would start his long journey of getting out of bed. Once he tried to get up, he felt the most excruciating pain he had ever felt before in his nether regions. HDM saw his grimace and chortled. "Did daddy do you too hard last night?". "YEA-oWw!" Nick abruptly stopped himself from what he was about to say. "Oww, my fucking throat hurts Jesus Christ". "Don't speak then." HDM said. Nick nodded in agreement.

"YoOOOO Nick, I got a surprise for you!" Chance shouted at Nick with a eager smile on his face. Oh for fucks sake.

"Wöt is it mate? A bitch that's more tolerable than Tessa?" He banted back.

"hAha, no. It's much better than that."

"Then wöt is it mate, I have to go see the Ohio cu- I mean Jake so we can start our collab with Hot Dog Man." "Okay, I know it's not food, but it's-!"

All of the sudden Chance pulled out a taser and put it right near Nick Crompton's face and turned it on. Nick shouted with utmost fear. "AH WHAT THE FUCK YOU OHIO CRACKER?!!"

Chance just screeched in response while the other Team 10™ members jumped into the living room; some with cameras, some with more tasers which frightened Nick even more.

"LMAO YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE!!" Anthony yelled putting the camera in Nick's face.

"Good job, Hubby. You got him real good." Tessa said to Chance with her annoying southern accent.

"Alright, Alright. Let's settle down now, we have to start filming our collab with Hot Dog Man." Jake addressed to the rambunctious 20-year-olds. For once he's actually said something I agree with.

(Time skip brought to you by Jake Paul's quality content)

After Chance and Emilio set up the equipment for the video, the rest of the Team 10™ members and HDM sat down outside to start filming the video. They would be filming a "Truth or Dare" and it would be going on Jake's channel, of course. Nick hoped the Team 10™ wouldn't get too rowdy, as the neighbors would call the cops on them again.

"This should be fun, shouldn't it?" HDM asked Nick, slapping a hand on his lower back; knowing it would cause Nick a great pain. He winced. "Y-yeah."

When Tessa was about to pull out her second dare, all the Team 10™ members all turned their heads to the loud knock that could be heard from the fence followed by a loud voice bellowing,

"HEY, YOU FUCKERS. DO YOU MIND SHUTTING THE FUCK UP FOR ONE GODDAMN DAY. SOME OF US HAVE NORMAL LIVES AND YOU GUYS ARE PISSING US THE FUCK OFF WITH YOUR CHILDISH SCREECHES!"

"Oh fuck off!" Nick replied back, and they all laughed and continued on with the video. HDM smiled at him.

The fucking end

I am sincerely sorry if you read this thing all the way through. Welp, that's all folks.

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