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what-are-username · 3 months
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omgggg dragon hualian for lunar new year
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what-are-username · 4 months
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Ok, I think i've said it before but i'll say it again, a Lesbian Shen Yuan would have been a genuine danger to society, even pre-transmitgation. She'd be the type of girl to download tinder bc she wants to make friends but doesn't want to go outside, she uses her best photos bc she wants to make a good impression, puts her settings to girls only gets a ton of matches and since lesbian friendships and failed talking stages walk hand in hand she managed to realize her wish, she made lots of friends even if more than half of them are lowkey in love with her. She'd also have intense if short lived friendships with other woman that'd end up with her neighbor's car getting keyed because her ex-bestie confused it with her family driver's car. The system has no idea what evil they unleashed upon the PIDW world, this woman will straight up look you in the eyes, caress your cheek, comment on how beautiful she thinks you are and legit think y'all are just friends.
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what-are-username · 4 months
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Celebrating one year on T today! 🏳️‍⚧️
Crazy! (Plus: Tumblrs first time seeing my fursona!)
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what-are-username · 4 months
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Anyone interested in my Shen twins au????
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They are totally fine~
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what-are-username · 4 months
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I AM ALIVEEEEEEE
im trying to revive my tumblr so haha this'll be fun
be prepared for alot of danmei muhahahahha
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what-are-username · 1 year
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I have no excuse for this
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what-are-username · 1 year
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them homosexuals <33
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what-are-username · 1 year
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as he should
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what-are-username · 1 year
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Pei Ming: it's has come to my attention that some people has started to call me a "man-whore" which I do not appreciate.
Pei Ming: I prefer gentleman of the night
Pei Ming: or prosti-dude
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what-are-username · 1 year
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hua cheng : I'm the god's strongest solider, and his personal whore
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what-are-username · 1 year
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shi qingxuan, after hearing xie lian’s backstory: oh you poor thing :(
xie lian: don’t bring my financial status into this
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what-are-username · 1 year
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Hua Cheng about Xie Lian: He is the most precious sweet person on this earth and I would like to %$&& him but he's also the most terryfing guy to ever walk the earth. I will cry if he yells at me.
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what-are-username · 1 year
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hua cheng : I'm in a disguise, gege can't tell
feng xin : I'm in a disguise, his highness can't tell
mu qing : I'm in a disguise, his highness can't tell
xie lian : i know everyone is in a disguise but I can't tell them
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what-are-username · 1 year
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Someone: How many siblings do you have?
Kai: Biologically, emotionally or legally?
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what-are-username · 1 year
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Nya, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me..
Kai, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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what-are-username · 1 year
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Can't believe that these live in my head while starring the most hurtful line in Ninjago history.
Lloyd comes home with his report card: Dad, I failed Chinese—
Garmadon: I have no son.
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Lloyd, comes out as trans: I don't think I belong in this body, Dad.
Garmadon: I have no son.
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Garmadon: I have no so—
Lloyd interrupts him: But you still owe me about nineteen years of child support—and yes, the Tomorrow's Tea actually counts.
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Bonus,
Garmadon: I have no son.
Also Garmadon moments later: picks up Christofern.
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what-are-username · 1 year
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Movie Lloyd: "FSM- what the heck happened to you?"
Show Lloyd: "let's sit down then, this will take a while"
Movie Lloyd: "huh-"
Show Lloyd: "would you like the list in chronological order, alphabetically, or from least to most traumatizing experience?"
Movie Lloyd: "you have them memorized alphabetically?"
Show Lloyd: "of course, you don't?"
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