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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

#misc

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The Hunter ; Bloodborne ☆ Good Smile Company

#bloodborne #video games #nendoroid #figures

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#memes #😭😭😭

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Happy Birthday, Fischl!

"Oz, my familiar..."

"Yes, mein Fräulein?"

"In the name of Verurteilung, on this day of destiny, let us give ourselves to the intoxication beyond this world's bearing, in celebration of the coming of this night!"

"You know as well as I that you are not yet of an age to drink, mein Fräulein."

#genshin impact #fischl

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Happy Birthday, Fischl!

What say you? Are thou not amazed and astounded by the commemorative ceremony prepared by none other than I, the Prinzessin, and my loyal familiar Oz?

The mystic talisman emblazoned upon this offering is mine own royal emblem, a symbol of the source of my power, portrayed in syrupy strokes of scarlet hue.

When crafting such fine insignia, one must not err in the slightest, else... *stomach rumbling* Wha... No! Thine ears deceive you, for that was merely... merely the sound of Oz's mumbling there!

Shall say no more! First... ahem, let us first partake of this rose cake before us!

#genshin impact #fischl

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english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

#misc #fave

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#rozen maiden #suigintou

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real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

#wtf #misc

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Tall rumia, ex rumia, whatever, big roomba.

#rumia (touhou) #touhou #touhou project

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man I wish people understood how much it sucks ass to be neurodivergent and trying to find the middle ground where people like/tolerate you. like, I'm either "boring" (trying to wait my turn in conversations, holding space for other people, taking a back seat to let others get some spotlight) or "too much" (too loud/talking too much, getting excited to share, trying to participate in group conversations/activities). No one really talks about how much of being neurodivergent is just sort of trying to make yourself palatable.

I feel like so much of my life has been spent trying to find this effortless sort of middle ground everyone else seems to automatically already know, and I'm always swinging too far one way or the other. I'm lucky to have neurodivergent friends who grok me, but goddamn I wish that I could just like, exist without the constant background script in my brain that's like "you're being too loud. You're not talking enough. you're being self-centered. you're being boring. you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong." I feel like I'm back in high school trying to make friends but stuck as the eternal "weird kid"

it's just... lonely and sucks bad.

#really just makes me cry how true this is #every day im trying to fit in with people just like high school #but no matter how hard i try i'll never change #and it really is lonely #important

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Malice from the fire emblem series

#i am looking respectfully #video games

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People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”

#important

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tsukasa cursor commission

download the fox:

#tsukasa kudamaki #touhou #touhou project #fave

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i want a tsukasa desktop pet that does absolutely nothing at all except at random intervals without warning this beast will walk across your screen. bonus points if you can swat it like a fly.

#id get that in a heartbeat #tsukasa kudamaki #touhou #touhou project

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tb to the summer event and when fischl stole diluc’s line that was adorable

#genshin impact #diluc #fischl #im love them

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Velvet Crowe ; Tales of Berseria ☆ Alter

#velvet crowe #tales of berseria #video games #figures

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Daidouji Tomoyo ; Card Captor Sakura ☆ Good Smile Company

#tomoyo daidouji #ccs #cardcaptor sakura #nendoroid #figures #legit thought that was a gun for a sec