whatdoyoumeanishouldntbitehim

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i dont stalk you you scare me

me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

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"my comfort character is happy" "my comfort character is gay" well MY comfort character is stuck in a fucking computer

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hey bud, you doing ok?

Zane from Ninjago is not an ice emperor. He has never been an emperor, and should never become an emperor. Nothing against ice kings, but he has been a normal nindroid for 10+ years. We all grew up with Zane and why would we let them change him for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is the ice emperor, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree that Zane should stay a ninja. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will contact the new writer on instagram. He can't ignore us forever.

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I'm exhausted

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I literally love this podcast and refuse to learn any more. Because there isn’t any. Because all the lore from one episode dissapewrs to the next. Tho there are recurring bits. I love it, and will not seriously listen to it seriously. It’s a joke.. and a good one at that.

My favourite thing ever about LITWTC is that it sounds completely and utterly bizarre to anyone who doesn't listen to it. What do you mean that music artist I heard on TikTok has a podcast where he and his friend talk about the apocalypse.

Anyways some of my favourite bits are

Tommy Lasagna, a fully Korean man with a thick Brooklyn accent, will own a fast food combination auto repair shop, wherein he'll mix up your order and put burgers on your tires and serve you a fistful of wires instead of fires

Will getting harassed by a ghost prostitute named Mama Doo-Wop for like seven minutes

Chris and Will stopping their car (they were driving around in this episode) and laughing at a decaying house for like five minutes

Will larping as Tom Waits for an entire episode

Leopard Planet is the only band still left in the apocalypse, wherein the lead singer and rhythm guitarist and Rock God, Zap Gorgeous, will have leopard print clothes as they play on top of a leopard pyramid

Will and Chris try getting their Wendy's order and it takes 20 minutes because the Doordash driver kept circling a graveyard

Will will save Jordan Peterson from the manosphere grease pit (where any manosphere person is greased up and tossed into a pit where they have to kill everyone else to survive) and turns him into a parrot-like pet that he listens to for hours on end

Chris Dunne Won't Go To Therapy I/II

ROLL!! THEM!! BONES!!

Bobby Sugarbones dying because the recording program closed and they didn't notice because the laptop had a picture of Chester Cheetah inflation art covering it (this was because Chris was trying to get Will into the kink so they could fuck the podcast, which is a gutter clown with that kink)

"Yes! And–"

Chris and Will spending an entire episode parked in front of a school because Will's car broke down and they were waiting for the repair guy (yes there are two episodes where they're in a car)

The Bug Woman

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I want them to start a band

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dude the whiplash that it is to go from prudish ace “Martin where are your trousers” Jonathan Sims too whore of a lady “oh yeah you what’s your name” make out-with-a-man-in-two-episodes Juno Steel is just literally insane

#the magnus archives #jonothan sims #Every day I wake up and slutshame juno steel #the magnus protocol #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #martin blackwood #peter nureyev

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god didn’t give me a dick because he knew I would be irrevocably, criminally, hard all the time. Bro knew my thoughts had to be between me and myself.

#transgender #slaying #oh god help me

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Help im getting into the penumbra podcast

#I was not expecting the second episode make out sesh #That was a suprise #the penumbra podcast #the penumbra fandom #juno steel #oh god help me #gay horror #podcast

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Outta my way gayboy, I'm bouta become another goddamn mystery

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I adore the fact that Michael Distortion is described as having a horrible laugh that sounds like a headache etc etc and then Michael Shelley shows up and turns out he's just always laughed like that. Jon and Co. were just bullying this poor man for his natural laugh this whole time

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diversity win! The guy who accused you of stealing a corpse respects your preferred pronouns!!!

#the magnus archives #the magnus pod #magpod #magnus protocol ep 11 #the magnus protocol #slaying #ink5oul #magnus archives #micheal distortion

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happy first reoccurring character to INK5OUL!! May their crimes be numerous <3

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*ink5oul voice* what’s up chat, today we’re going to be reviewing tattoos and their artistic quality. so for this video, i actually got this corpse

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Actually, people are good by nature and you’re a fool if you think otherwise.

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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😏

just a reminder that one of your mutuals could be Will Wood. I could be Will Wood. YOU could be Will Wood. He is here, and he is lurking.