wheat-angel

[wheat-angel]

Pr0shippers DNI with this post

Screw "What if we were together in every universe" with your F/O! (No matter if it's familial, platonic, or romantic)

No, what if you two met each other in maybe a handful of universes MAYBE. What if despite how infinitely HUGE the multiverse is,

Despite the odds of the chances of both of you being in the same world, the same place, at the same moment in time-

That you two met anyways?

Even though that is the closest thing to a one(1) in INFINITE chance as you will ever get, it still happened.

And if it's a soulmate AU? That even the universe you both are in agrees that you both deserved at least ONE WORLD where you're together and happy, because not every world HAS a way to see who your soulmate is. (If at all!)

Personally, I think that's beautiful.

#dni proship #proshippers dni #self shipping #self ship #imagine your self ship #imagine your f/o #imagine your fictional other #f/o #f/o community #f/o imagines #fictional other #IDK I like thinking about the multiverse man #I think some people forget that ANYTHING has a world including where x thing DOESN'T happen #so yeah there's BOUND to be worlds where you guys don't meet AND THAT'S OK! #Because it makes the worlds where you HAVE met special! #familial f/o #familial self ship #familial fictional other #platonic f/o #platonic fictional other #platonic self ship #romantic f/o #romantic fictional other #romantic self ship #all these apply since what “meeting them” means is up to you!

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Well ???

#PotaDOS will be mashed potatoes underneath my long fall boot WITHOUT HESITATION #Note this is NOT from a place of ''GLaDOS bad Wheatley good'' #No this is from a place of ''her saying that Wheatley didn't contribute anything to our escape and reapeatedly calling him the m word-'' #''-made the situation go from 'the player COULD try to talk him down' to 'literally past the point of no return' bc she couldnt SHUT UP'' #AND THEN MAKING IT WORSE BY NEVER HELPING THE PLAYER AND CONSTANTLY INSULTING HIM OR TRICKING HIM IN SOME WAY

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I've said this to every wheatley self shipper on discord who will listen, so I'm gonna say it here too.

I'm rn fuckin sick, and I imagine that if Wheatley's human partner got sick, he would worry so fuckin much.

I highly doubt he's an expert on human illnesses, so he automatically assumes the worse when you get even slightly fuckin ill. You sneeze one and the poor thing is just like

"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, DON'T UH PANIC OR ANYTHIN'. JUST UH, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT."

#to the moon and back

[wheat-angel]

Fuck it. Update time.

Wheatley - No notes. Same exact thing.

Spinel - Bubblegum flavored lollipop. Maybe one of those dum dums that have the actual gum in the middle. IDK I can see her having fun with bubblegum, and it's just as stretchy.

Donnie (2012) - Gonna say NYC style cheesecake for him instead since Miles is an old F/O, plus it's simple and sweet.

F!Donnie (Rise) - I'm giving him Toffee Cookies instead since that suits him and the BNHA boys are old F/Os also, and you can't tell me he wouldn't like toffee.

Strikers!Joker - Red velvet cupcakes with black frosting. Dramatic red, while also just being just a simple and sweet flavored cupcake.

Chai - Snickerdoodle cookies. Since y'know. Chai is a kind of spiced milk tea. (from what I understand yes I am yet to have it I'm sorry OK) and cookies go with those kinds of drinks.

Rocky - I mean. Pancakes/Waffles. No shit.

Schezo - Blue Razzberry Jolly Ranchers. A very small and simple candy to just pop in and enjoy the flavor of.

Aether - S'mores, but like specifically made with honey gram crackers. Camping flavors from the roasted marshmallow with the honey? Yeah that suits the Traveller alright.

Phoenix - Spearmint gum. Listen, it's basic, small, and not really food or candy, but I like spearmint gum and it suits the lawyer thing. Y'know minus the fact you can't go into actual trials with gum, but it's the Phoenix Wright series. You could show up with a whole turkey and the judge would ask for a leg, meanwhile Phoenix just stands there sweating trying to get the trial back on topic. Sorry what were we talking about?

If your F/O was a type of food or candy, what would they be?

What do you think they would they describe you as?

#and I change my answer into mint chocolate chip ice cream BTW #not candy nor any baked good but hey #I'm gonna tag all the FOs later

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F/O: *whispers* S/I, do you like me?

S/I, half-asleep next to them: I married you.

#oh hey four years later this applies #god four years ago I was a WILDLY different person #anyways #to the moon and back

[wheat-angel]

selfshippers, i’m curious: what’s the smallest fandom you’ve ever shipped within?

[proship fuck off idc what you have to say]

#puyo puyo tetris

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reblog to give your f/o a kiss under mistletoe

#I am kissing all of them #I am making them form a line

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@rubye402 Hi :) *ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS YOU ATTACKS-*

(For @portal-secret-santa)

#HI THIS IS GOING TO FOREVER STAY ON THIS BLOG TOO #TO THE MOON AND BACK! #MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS FOLKS

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GOING INTO SPACE RIGHT NOW AND GETTING HIM BACK. YOU CANNOT AND WILL NOT STOP ME

#to the moon and back

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Glados Wheatley

Quick dumb doodle inspired by an artist who swapped the roles of Wheatley and Glados. Figured some Wheatley simps would like this one lmao

No text + close up

#OK OK fine MAYBE I get the GLaDOS thing more now #Will she ever be on my F/O list? no. but I get it a little more now #also I can see there's no lie in the cake he has HELLO SIR #Sorry I'm not normal at all #to the moon and back

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#It's a weird middle ground of TECHNICALLY it's all under the name “Rylan” #but all of them are WILDLY different in how they look #not to mention lore #and I do have A FEW S/Is that don't have my name but are basically me #so yeah. It's complicated.

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get a load of this guy

#Oh my god the fluffy hair #the energy this gives??? #I am eating this up thank you for the food OP #Let's sing a duet

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look at chai and 808 in their matching suits!!

#THE SUIT THE SUIT THE SUIT #I'M GOING FERAL #AND THE HAIR PINS??? HELLO??? #I WANT TO KISS HIM #Let's sing a duet

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Self shipping community really important question

Would you listen to those x listener videos that has your f/o but it’s not cringy and their voice actually sounds good 🎤🤨

#bruh if someone made good x listeners of Wheatley I would fucking ASSEND #I don't know if literally any of my F/Os have good X listeners #Then again I would have to go looking #but I have heard good X listeners that aren't just cringy whispering and they do exist! #just... not of my F/Os #except Leon when he was an F/O #one person made a really good series or two on him #anyways but 100%

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For my fellow self shippers: Which S/I of yours has the most ‘elaborate’ back story?

#Basically made a whole ass fix it AU TBH #Like someone needs to yell at Splints #and fuck the Draxum arc in particular #blood relatives are always family my ASS bro #I honestly just put a more Familial Wheatley as the Draxum stand in #and then made Rise!Rylan related to him #and I put a LOT into explaining why Wheatley is the Draxum stand in thus why Rise!Rylan is the way they are etc etc #yeahhhhh as you can see Rise is no contest the winner lol #“Rise!Rylan for sure”

[wheat-angel]

Love a good “can’t sit still x calm but secretly deranged”

#fellow Wheatley enjoyer!!! #:D

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oH hey you and I share a wheatley F/O :D!!!!

AAAAAEEEEYYOOOOOOOOO FELLOW WHEATLEY KISSER!!

#to the moon and back