This next section of your dashboard is a dangerous place! I haven’t been myself, but I hear there are slimes behind this point… do you want to hear more about slimes?
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I thought you might… slimes lurk around these depths looking for people to poison! I heard they split in two after they die… if you’re poisoned, you won’t be able to block or riposte. But if you’re in a pinch, a chili pepper will fix you right up! I think I have some chili pepper (x6) around here somewhere…
Take one! I wasn’t using them anyway.
Safe travels!
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"i sell propane and propane accessories."
"oh! so da na."
we’ve come full circle
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this Pride we're proud to partner with the Uvalde cops who didn't save those kids 'cuz they was busy getting they hole ate
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Number of psychologists per 100,000 people
by @maps_black
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comtemplating becoming a follower of Santa Muerte just to annoy the catholic church
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vibes
reddit’s amitheasshole sub may be the most ineffective (if not hilariously entertaining) kind of peer judgement in the worst possible court of opinion BUT I do appreciate how “everyone sucks here” is an accepted conclusion to come to. I think we should apply that more, up to and perhaps including official courts of law
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happy valentines days everyone
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gintama clips for bad days:
assassins of assassins of assassins
harley davidson
first kiss
sorry for the wait
critical point
you’re a father now
believe in yourself
pantsu daburu feinto
come back kintama
vegeta found dead in gintama
yeah. seita’s fine
surreal world anime
it’s not zura-chi
HOT and COOL party
humanboarding
dad is dangling from dad
the surgery was a success
the bushes next door
whoa! sm*gma has died
matsuko
free him
we’ve come to cheer you up
the tip is a little moist
doesn’t it stink?
that thing hanging from your ear
fashion
big mood
goodbye, leader
shadow juice squirt
a hundred times stronger
queen of kabukichou
secondhand embarrassment
a riddle wrapped inside a mystery
watch your back out there
his suction is unbelievable
unstoppable force meets immovable object
the power of the Force
happy new year
piece of curry
forest specters
fenis monja
same brain cell
fury road
elizabeth is still eating
love really is deep
hell on earth
pusuke’s funeral
sandaime ikazo
magical banana
world’s biggest idiot
lady boomerang
no context
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Part of what makes tumblr better than other social media is that there's no fucking celebs in here.
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i’m begging you people to stop reblogging my post where i said “this blog is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan”. it was a different time when i posted it.
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Love logging on to tumblr dot com and seeing posts about why libraries should be Cancelled because they don’t pull problematique books
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Hm. *debunks you*
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Surely it’s just a coincidence that most highly religious governments and political movements tend to converge on an identical set of unethical practices and policies, regardless of whether it’s in the US, India, Israel, Saudi Arabia, or Myanmar. Surely it’s just a Christian thing, which Tumblr has informed me is fundamentally incomparable with other religions for some nonsensical reason
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prequel sequel threequel spin off reboot revival live action remake im bored!!! im bored!!!!!! i am simply bored!!!!
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