i told everyone that was not his first time on a pole his front hook was too open and triangular for it to be his first time and look what dropped today they’re getting lessons out in la. you know what they call me? cassandra
cannot believe how good charlie is at pole. his hips are so forward on that front hook and his shoulder mount was almost perfect i really can’t tell if he’s done this before or just studied the casualonas emote really well
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air fryer is worlds most beautiful instrument UNTIL you have to wash that horrible god damn piece of bastard .
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“he could totally just be jerking off in that room. nobody would ever know” — schlatt about the dealer in deal or no deal
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why do you charge money for your art
big fan of eating
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postponed on account of Got Scared pasta is my best friend now
about to eat a leadchable (lunchable but now i know the ingredients) wish me luck ❤️
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about to eat a leadchable (lunchable but now i know the ingredients) wish me luck ❤️
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Get booped by Mr Fresh
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i can’t help but think it’s the end of this endless self-reinvention she talks about. getting tired even for a phoenix; i think she’s genuinely sick of having to find new facets of herself to be shiny. i think she’s settling into a sound she likes for once, i think the eras tour happening as it is implies she’s closing the chapter on A Section of her life but the mystery of it all has always been which one, people wondering if she’ll step away from tours or performing for good or even contemplating her flat-out retirement, and i genuinely am led to believe the chapter we’re closing is the one of perpetual self-reinvention
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you've heard of slender man now get ready for fat woman
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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
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no rizz just sparkly loving eyes and a heart that feels ready to pour right out of my ribcage at any given time
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yahi design go brr
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nowadays its wrong for a minecraft youtuber to be straight. because of woke
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