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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

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hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent

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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:

Part 1

Sirius: if i was a plane what plane would i be?

Sirius: james you would be that one plane the wright brothers made that crashes after like 3 seconds

Sirius: moony your a private jet but one that can only fit like 4 people

Remus: sirius ur the plane that hits the first tower

Sirius:

James:

Remus:

Peter:

Peter: im a helicopter!

Sirius: no!

Remus: definitely not

James: oh absolutely not

Peter: :(

#marauders

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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:

Part 7

Sirius: his names so stupid omfg old people were def on some shit

James: like girl wtf is GAL E LAY O

James: STUPID

Sirius: he gets no pussy with that stupid ass name

Sirius: GAL E NEVER GETS LAY OED

James: cast thine eyes upon the field in which i grow my bitches and thou shall see that it tis barren-

James: prolly galileo at some point

#marauders #james potter #sirius black

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You know you’ve been on tumblr to long when you have the weird impression you’ve reposted that same post three times already and you’re about to do it again

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Sirius: Bro- Remus : No, no, hold up, rewind. Remus : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

#wolfstar #marauders

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Need a marauders highschool au where they're all in a romeo and juliet play, and for some reason, Remus is casted as Romeo and Barty as Juliet (against both their wills). Not even shipping them I just wanna see that.

#cue evan and sirius seething in the backstage #marauders

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don't worry i will be that one note on your terrible fucking posts. Because i love you. you fool

#joongdok #orv #it's the you fool #never in my wildest dreamed I could have guessed 'you fool' would make my heart ache

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#lmaooo #gotta love this hellsite

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Jesper: Family generations successively having fewer and fewer kids is called a receding heirline…😃

Wylan: I hate you

#six of crows

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#lmaooo

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#longpost

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