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how to grow the fuck up

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sorry to post all this nonsense at once, I swear I'm trying to clean up my blog!!

@bi-sexual-dis-a-ster I'm still working on your request, I swear I'll get it done soon!!

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directory

information

masterlist

rules

matchup event - open

sorry! this space is pretty empty, but it's pinned to help my darlings get around <33

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information

I go by keys on this blog and I am 21. this blog is sfw. I am a swiftie and completely obsessed with bungo stray dogs. I also like classic literature, art, fashion history, and aesthetic images. I aim to begin collecting more antiques. my interest boards are messy, as you have probably already guessed. I am queer and use she/they pronouns. I enjoy sad music, love songs, and would love if people recommended that I listen to some of their favourite songs or showed me their playlists. if you want to be moots, just ask. I am always looking to make new friends on here. my mbti is entp. my current theme intentionally uses lowercase.

my moots!!

@luvfy0dor or @luvfy0dor-main

@sproutzai

@silverbladexyz

@bi-sexual-dis-a-ster

@ilovechuuy4

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rules

if you're looking to make a request, here are the rules!

requests are always open. I will not write character x character I will not write character x oc I will not write nsfw I will not write pedophilia/necrophilia/etc if you are homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, etc, I will block you I will sometimes write about mental illness, certain disorders, etc, sometimes I cannot comfortably write about such things and sometimes I do not have the knowledge about them to write it. you can send in requests with these in them but there is a chance I will refuse I will often swear in writing. I try to clean it up. take this as a warning if you do not like reading that I will do my best to put trigger/content warnings at the top but sometimes I will forget. please notify me if this happens I will only write for bungo stray dogs. also, you can request characters that are lesser-known and from stormbringer, gaiden, etc. I have read them (please send in requests for adam and the flags... I love them so much)

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taming a bear, making him care

I still have a request to finish but I need to write about this... I am in love... lyric from "The Bolter" by taylor swift in the title. I hereby present how verlaine is whipped, smitten, and down horrendously bad.

verlaine who makes sure the vase in your shared apartment always has fresh flowers of whatever you would like. in the case that you do not have time to tell him your preferences, he will buy what he thinks you will like or a bouquet of something romantic. on anniversaries, there will always be irises, chrysanthemums, daisies, and alstroemeria. verlaine who always looks his best. he cannot bear the thought of being a dirty, ugly smudge in your vision. the apartment must also be clean for you. he wants to please you, including visually. if something looks ugly to you, he will try to ensure you do not come across it again. if you do not like all this, he will easily respond and try to change for you, but you are not often too much of a fan of how far he will go for you. verlaine who would get down on his knees and beg you to stay if he ever cheated. he would stay at your door for however long it took, he could never live a life without you. he also feels the need to be near you whenever possible, he needs to know that you're okay, he needs to know that he can be there to protect you. he would starve before he let you slip out of reach from his stained hands. it is only natural for mortals to crave the touch of the heavenly. verlaine who keeps you with him whenever possible. he will curse himself endlessly if he lets you get injured. if you're in the port mafia, he will even do extra work if it means he can accompany you on missions to ensure you're okay. your security means so much to him. verlaine who takes even the silliest questions of yours seriously. of course, he would still love you if you were a worm, he praises and loves you, his god, in all your forms. if you asked for a snack, he would ask you to accompany him to the grocery store and he would purchase it in bulk immediately. if you were lazy, he would even carry you like a princess.

I'm back from a trip (it sucked!! let's not discuss the details) and here is a post to celebrate me being back (I was gone for like two-ish days I just need an excuse to post about my pookie bear verlaine <333)

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs #paul verlaine #verlaine #verlaine x reader #verlaine bsd #bsd verlaine #bsd verlaine x reader #paul verlaine x reader #verlaine x reader bsd #keysstuff

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reblogging my favourite post because I'm about to go camping for two days HOWEVER I will be thinking of an idea with Adam because this post single-handedly made him my favourite character. WHY ARE ALL THE BEST CHARACTERS IN STORMBRINGER OR GAIDEN??? petition to put them in the main series already. petition to magically resurrect the flags (with the book or something ig. or we can just kidnap asagiri).

Adam with a reader who considers him an older brother

-I love Adam, where's his fanarts guys ?????-

TW: nothing, just stupid things

You are the youngest member of Europole with an intelligence on par with Mary Shelley.

Even with Mary's grumpy personality, you managed to get close and that's why you met Adam and became very attached to him.

Adam may not easily understand behavior so it will take a while for him to know that you consider him a big brother, but when he does he will TRY to be 'affectionate':

"why are you patting me on the head???" "Because I Like You Little Sister/Brother'' ''WHAT--''

The times you end up sleeping on his exhaust table he carries you around like those baby kangaroo backpacks (you know??);

Adam always tells you about new experiences in the human world and also asks a lot of questions:

''Why do you humans spend so much time watching anime or reading fanfics, than actually doing something productive?'' ''hun…..I don't know…''

Since he can read feelings and emotions, I believe that in difficult times he is a good comforter;

He will over time grow fond, will protect you all his robotic brain;

Expect gum and hugs Randomly (he's probably seen in his database that it can make someone's day better)

In short, he is a sweetheart, sometimes silly, so cherish his friendship. Mary is grateful for all of this as she contributes to her research

#my pookie bear adam

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maybe I'm mentally ill but a certain person with ONE post gave me a favourite bsd character because it was so good and I have NEVER EVER had a favourite bsd character because I love them all. so THE TALENT??? @yuugen-benni YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZING WRITER LIKE HELLO????

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We love the Verlaine pfp <3

TYSM POOKIE!! we're lovers now <33

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I can cook a couple things and follow instructions. It won't be the best thing you've ever eaten, but I can just follow a recipe the way it's supposed to be followed and have a few meals memorised.

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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promise to be dazzling

1:11 Clara Bow - Taylor Swift

I can't sleep until I do this. not requested by anyone, I just wanted to write angst. I was SO EXCITED FOR CLARA BOW AND IT WAS SO GOOD!!! this is the things that dazai starts and stops doing after you leave.

dazai quits drinking. it all went down when he was drunk, and he won't let something like that happen again. he will have a few drops after you two end and will feel forever guilty about it. it is hard to quit but it is harder to disgrace your ghost. dazai no longer constantly soothes arguments by diverting them in some other direction. he will at least address them a little bit instead of just covering them up and pretending like they never happened. you still would have been together if he stopped running away every time someone was genuinely mad at him. dazai makes an effort to be more genuine and tries to show people that he is actually being genuine. he hates remembering how you were never sure about anything about him, how he would smudge over his true self and never ever show you a single thing that could, without a doubt, be from Dazai's heart. your love for him lived its life unsure if it was even requited. dazai does not ask women to commit suicide with him. he now abhors the thought that anyone could think he was interested in anyone else. if someone gets the wrong idea, he will go to great lengths to correct them. his past self haunts him with how he would never pay any mind to how much it hurt when he showed interest in other women. like you were never special, like there was nothing different between you two. he wishes he could tell you how different you are. dazai tries his best to keep his promises. he is reminded of the half-meant promises that would keep you from bringing his faults back up, how he would always swear to do better. he now wishes he could convey to everyone just how committed he is to all his promises now.

angst, it's been a while my friend. it was kinda trash though, sorry y'all. I hope you all have a wonderful day or night, and have someone or something to keep you tied to this world.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs #dazai #dazai x reader #osamu dazai x reader #dazai bsd #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai angst #bsd angst #angst #keysstuff

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KEYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS ARE YOU LISTENING TO TTPD RN???? LOML OH MY GODDDDDDDD TELL ME JOW YOU FEEL ABOUT UT WHEN YOU FINISH

OMG POOKIE BEAR I WAS DYING WAITING FOR IT BUT I CAN DO IT WITH A BROKEN HEART AND WHO'S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE!!! the mother, our lady and saviour, came to my rescue!!! my night in shining armour when I listened to clara bow!!

what are your favourites? my friend's favourite is the song ttpd.

also I am pretty sure The Alchemy is about Kelce... AHHHH FINALLY (if I'm right)!!!

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ONE MINUTE I'M PASSING AWAY BUT TTPD WILL BRING ME BACK TO LIFE

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just spreading this because it's so cute and I'll make a fic about whatever the lyric is!!

anyways, I'm going to do:

Clara Bow - 1:11

(11 is my lucky number, and I'm really fascinated by the song considering the title)

@luvfy0dor and @ilovechuuy4 in case you're interested <33

this is fun!!! im gonna do it!!

the smallest man who ever lived - 1:13 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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KEYSSS TYSM FOR MY MATCHUP AAAAAAAH ILYSM DRINK WATER STAY SAFE STAY HEALTHY ❤️

THANK YOU SO MUCH DARLING!!!

I love you SO MUCH words cannot express how undying it is <33 and you too, please tell me when you're not doing well. we may only know each other because of a screen, but I will do my best to make you feel better :)

#keysasks #<33 my pookie bear

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🌷 a flower for all my followers. you’re doing so good, i’m so proud of you

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KEYSSS my dear mutual congratulations on 1K likes aaaah you deserve all of them! May I henceforth ask for a platonic BSD matchup? I go by she/her and I don't have a preference for which gender I want to be matched up with :3

Personality: I personally don't know what my mbti is, so I'll just give a short description of my personality. I find myself to be more of a listener, but with the right type of person (really quiet or someone chaotic) I can talk for hours. People say that I'm nice and smart, but I doubt myself sometimes. I am physically affectionate with my friends, and often flirt with them only if they're not in a relationship. My friends like to banter with me and I like to tease them/make them laugh, but if they like to sit in silence then I'm perfectly fine with that as well. Sometimes I am too sacrificial and am bit too much of a people pleaser, but I am working on setting down boundaries and saying 'no'

Hobbies: I like to read books more than I like gaming and watching videos. I also like to learn new things, no matter how hard they are, because I am quite curious about a lot of matters. I can speak English and Mandarin, and I am partially fluent in French. I also love to play the piano because I find it calming <3

Topics I like to discuss: Honestly I can talk about anything as long as it's not something that I'm uncomfortable with (which I only have a few). I normally like to discuss history, books, travelling, and any funny things that happened recently in life

Things I hate: I don't hate a lot of things because I am a firm believer of the quote that love transcends all animosity, but what I really do hate are people who willingly do bad things and do not feel sorry for it. I normally am quite forgiving, but once somebody crosses that line too many times without genuinely trying to improve, then they've lost their chance

Something that makes me unique: I'm actually more of a classics person than a contemporary person. What that means is that I prefer classic books, classical music, classic movies, and old history etc. I do like watching a modern film every now and then, but I find that nothing captivates me more than the antique things. I'm probably one of the few girls my age who is more caught up with the 1700-1900s than the 2000s ahaha. I also am more of a jewellery girl than a clothing girl, and my favourite jewellery is silver jewellery :)

Preference: I'm okay with being matched by a character that commits crime, but as long as they aren't too crazy about it

What I value in others: I value loyalty, respect, and communication in others, as I believe that those are the three key points of any relationship. Bonus points if I find them fun to hang around with, and that they won't twist my morals and lead me down a darker path

Something I can't stand in others: Honestly anything that makes a toxic relationship; dishonesty, disrespect, and not listening to what I have to say

Remember to take your time my dear, and once again congratulations on 1K likes! Let's get that to 1K followers >:D

SILVER I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG!! I was almost done with it and then it was literally all lost, but I still got it done. thank you so much, darling, and I hope you don't mind the wait.

I match you up with Tetcho! he's a silly little man, please take care of him.

He loves listening to you. There is nothing he would rather do than listen to you talk about the things that you are interested in, and he is not affected by what other people have to say about your interests. He would be ticked off at anyone that judged someone for their preferences in media and entertainment. He would not force you to try his food, but if you do like any of the combinations he would be glowing with happiness for the rest of the week. He is always a little sunshine, though, and is nothing but supportive. He loves what makes you strange, and he loves that you love what makes him unique, too. He would not let harm befall you. He would rather be stabbed a thousand times than for you to get a paper cut, and would be even more devoted to justice after meeting you because he would want to make sure that no filthy criminals can hurt you. He would not let Jouno make fun of you or your friendship. He would probably stab his ass again, and would start doing it more if you found it funny. Either way, Jouno will eventually make peace with you. He would love to listen to you play the piano, and might even pick it up himself if he has the time. He could also learn another instrument solely so he could teach it to you. He would be a non-judgemental teacher but he would definitely be a little strict. Secretly, he is a little scared that he is too overbearing when teaching you things. Overall, he would value similar things to you in a relationship. He is an honest man who communicates well, if not sometimes too bluntly, but he would do his best to always respect you. If someone else is to disrespect you, however, all hell breaks loose. Jouno and the Huntings Dogs will obviously get lighter punishments, though, and I don't expect them to cross any lines. He would, without a doubt, try to keep you as far away from his occupation as possible. Your safety is his priority, and he could not live with himself knowing that he was the reason why you were targeted by a criminal group. He gets anxious about how you are doing, so he will send a variety of texts about how you are doing throughout the day. It's a little heartwarming knowing that you're always on his mind. Because of his constant worrying about your safety, he absolutely loves to hold you in his arms so he knows that nobody can hurt you. Sometimes, though, he just wants you to hold him instead because he is always dealing with things for other people and he just wants someone to do the same for him.

that's all for today, I hoped you liked it darling! <33 have a wonderful day or night :)

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #keysasks