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Lemon Blueberry Cake

#cakes #food porn

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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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happy lesbian visibility week

#lesbian #lesbian visibility week #lgbtqia

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I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

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Happy goofy boy

(via)

#dog #dogs #doggo #soooo cute

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Helping ducks cross the road

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Very sneaky

#cat #cute #lol #aww

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Speed: 100 distance: 0

#dog #lol #aww

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A very cat shaped cat

#cat #cute #aww

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you bottle Miette??

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Mutuals every time we’re all online this is what we’re doing

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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if any minors are following me

always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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