I finally (got help) slapping Wordpress into shape and Runaway to the Stars is now releasing as a public webcomic! Thank you so much for your support over the years, and sticking with me while I'm slowly chewing my way through this book. I'm very excited to share this story! It'll be updating every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday thanks to the massive Patreon backlog. Patreon will continue to update as I finish pages, which happens on a sporadic non-schedule.
If you experience bugs with the site report them to me. Some things may occasionally break, as coding problems tend to be a very "whack-a-mole" affair; and I'm still getting used to the interface.
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this is rad! i am glad the hamsters are continuing on the road to absolute dominance
'While some of the armored rattiles known as shingles live firmly on dry land, and another class, the seashingles, living entirely in the open ocean, some species dwell in the numerous inland bodies of fresh water all so abundant in the Middle Temperocene, with its ponds, lakes and streams conducive to the flourishing of an assorted diversity of life. The pond turtduck (Anatochelymys atla) is one such species of freshwater shingle, foraging at the bottom of ponds with its broad flattened snout to feed on an assortment of food, ranging from algae and aquatic plants to freshwater snails, clams, worms and other invertebrates that it stores in its cheek pouches and chews when it surfaces to breathe. Found mostly across Gestaltia's tropical regions, the pond turtduck, defended by its sturdy skeleton and protective keratinous armor plates, is largely unconcerned with enemies, feeding at its own leisurely pace--though, if an aggressor proves persistent, the sharp raking claws on its flipper-like limbs acts as an additional deterrent, particularly on land where the turtduck is clumsy and unsuited for a quick getaway.'
The Augments over Those Before, sapient AI that overtook their creators due to their extra senses (that is, being able to detect light, sound and heat, unlike their purely tactile creators). As AI, they're free to take whatever form they want, but as their minds were modelled after priapulid worms (in a world where the Ediacarian "wormworld" ended up securing burrower dominance for years to come), they tend to be fine with a body roughly resembling one (with some abstraction). They have little idea of aesthetic or music and are not much for self-expression, so these days they're sparsely distributed outside of their homeworld, where vast quantities of Augments gather and communicate.
The Pillars of God, sophont loricifera caught in the midst of a microbial war. In their world, the great oxygenation event only happened halfway. Archaea and bacteria clashed, with worldwide effects as the bacteria tried spewing O2 into the air and the archaea kept pumping out sulfuric compounds. Only those not relying on high oxygen concentrations could survive, and out of all of those, the loricifera made the jump to a full dual-respiration setup: Breathing both oxygen and sulfur. The world burned several times, the microbial war grew evermore. Forests of differing physiology waxed and waned. And out of the ashes came the Pillars. Their language is nearly indecipherable and so is their thought-process. As indicated by their chosen name, they're evidently capable of being religious, though.
Sand Dragons are kinorhynchans that evolved sapience in order to better find and memorize food in vast tracts of desert. Extreme omnivores, they will devour almost anything. Like their ancestors, they go through several molts; each one having a different niche and slowly-but-surely becoming more intelligent. They can live two hundred years at most and have incredible memories, although they're a bit less creative than other species and are generally averse to change. To discover the particle accelerator, their civilization could have existed for millions of years! Juveniles are not schooled, but many end up quite educated anyways simply by choosing to commit to a task and spending significant amounts of time around people doing them. They are not welcomed in academic spaces, but are also not rejected, and this tends to apply to most Sand Dragons. They're generally apathetic towards other sophonts, including of their own kind.
(just a neat idea for a setting that Warriors should totally have:) the cats belong to some of my followers ! Train was referenced from a Finnish steam train located in the woods of Essex)
Oh this looks fun, i do not typically see extinction events personified!
that and i'm a sucker for educational media with a plot
The Maid Cafe at the End of the World
(A wip intro)
6 incarnations of death are tasked with training up the newest member of their ranks, but it’s hard to make time for destiny when you’re already anxious about school, the future, and your part-time job at a cosplay cafe.
Blend-S meets Lego Ninjago with a heaping side of existential angst. Or if Tokyo Mew Mew got tired of being nice and decided to go apeshit.
Genres: Slice of life, urban fantasy, workplace comedy
The coffee shop au fanfic of a biology textbook
The title is a Douglas Adams reference
The cafe itself is called Earthly Delights
Yes, there will be supernatural time travel-y shenanigans
Every minor character is based on a fossil species. Because?? I thought it would be fun
Scientific accuracy? … Dubious at best
Ultimately hopeful
Excited to finally introduce this wip!! Will it be a series of tv scripts? A comic? Not even I know! All I know is I’ve been sitting on this idea ever since I realized “KT” sounded like it could be a person’s name, and that it’s exactly the sort of educational/tongue in cheek/hopepunk story I wish I had growing up. I hope I get to share more of this world soon!!
Starting a taglist, let me know if you’d like to be added!
Let’s shellebrate the crustacean sensations of the stage and sea-lver screen with these shrimply sublime parody musical posters.
(p.s. If you donate $20 to our Shrimp Week fundraiser, you’ll receive access to high-quality versions of these posters to download and print yourselves. Put them up in your classroom! Dorm! House! Office! Bathroom?) Donate today!
FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!
u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me
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