dougielombax

[dougielombax]

Shit just got real.

*removes sunglasses to reveal I’m wearing TWO eyepatches*

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #shit just got real #eyepatch #sunglasses #unreality #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #mgsv #oh no #not me #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #cliffhanger #kojima productions #metal gear solid v #highbrow shitposting

[dougielombax]

Not very good with archery. Evidently.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #gaming #ghost of tsushima #archery #sucker punch

[dougielombax]

It’s a bloody whiteout!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #vent post #gaming #sucker punch #ghost of tsushima #weather #winter #blizzard #whiteout

[dougielombax]

WHALE MEAT??????!!!!!!

Oh no not again!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #gaming #sucker punch #ghost of tsushima #japan #anti whaling #whale #whales #marine mammals #wildlife #cetaceans #sea life #no context #the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy #douglas adams #tangentially #whale meat #oh no not again

[dougielombax]

Reclaimed another lighthouse.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #lighthouse #gaming #sucker punch #ghost of tsushima

[dougielombax]

Bombarded by a barrage of bees

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #alliteration #my poor attempt at a joke #bees #insects #wildlife #beasties #animals #creatures #save the bees

[dougielombax]

If you want to put forth an argument (ESPECIALLY a political one), or make a statement of (indisputable) fact, here’s some advice.

NEVER use the impact font!

Ever!

It’s too commonly associated with internet memes for anyone to take it seriously.

Bottom text.

If you do it you might as well be typing something like this:

Bottom text!

So don’t do it!

Otherwise nobody will take you seriously!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #vent post #Dougie makes a meme #advice #history #politics #facts #or lack thereof #impact font #bottom text #george washington #shit yourself #what #seriously #shat

[dougielombax]

What do you MEAN he donated ALL of his blood?!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #blood #unreality #my poor attempt at a joke #no context #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost

[dougielombax]

Who’s gonna arrest him?

The postal service?

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #postal service #my poor attempt at a joke #unreality #no context #idk

[dougielombax]

Lumbago bullets.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #band names #lumbago #bullets #my poor attempt at a joke #no context #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #red dead redemption 2

[dougielombax]

Useful in a useless sort of way.

*visible confusion*

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #useful #usefulness #useless #uselessness #i am confused #no context #red dead redemption 2 #shitpost

[dougielombax]

Lumbago vs Tuberculosis

Battle of the Century

(They both lose)

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #diseases #pain #lumbago #tuberculosis #no context #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #red dead redemption 2 #face off

[dougielombax]

Graham Linehan is a detestable little shit who’s ruination is entirely of his own making.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #fuck Graham Linehan

[dougielombax]

What is this “queue” of which the good people of Tumblr doth spake?

I need to know.

Yeah I know I’ve been on this site for a year but even then I’m still figuring it out.

Regardless.

The question stands.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #i’m serious #what is it #queue #i’m confused

[dougielombax]

TERFs ain’t shit and they don’t got no friends.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff

[dougielombax]

Yeah he got a job at the PAIN FACTORY!!!!!

Gotta catch up on that workplace injury and accident quota!

*FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE*

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #unreality #my poor attempt at a joke #pain #no context #accident #injury #this sounded funnier in my head #don’t ask

[dougielombax]

He was already dead and now you’ve made him deader.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #dead #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #idk #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost