#my poor attempt at a joke

[roadpiracyisnothijacking]

The animal of the bisexual man

#bison #bisexual #ecology #american bison #animals #my poor attempt at a joke #funny jokes #jokes

[dougielombax]

Control be like:

Start of the game: A gun? Okay. Should be useful against the Horrors.

Later: The Horrors are kicking my ass but I’ll get through this one way of another.

Ashtray Maze: I CAN’T BE FUCKING STOPPED!!!!! *SMASHES A MONSTER’S HEAD IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!*

Edit:

@the-haiku-bot

YOU AGAIN????!!!!!!!!!!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #control #control game #control 2019 #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #control remedy #remedy games #ashtray maze #steel chair #the horrors #terrors #haiku bot #remedy entertainment #gaming #finland

[libby-for-life]

Adam and Lucifer getting comfortable enough with each other to the point that they could talk about Eden without it being a sore subject.

Lucifer: I still cannot believe that you thought that I was a bird!

Adam: Hey! You had wings and tweeted like the fuckers!

Lucifer: It's still funny!

Adam: You know, I named a bird after you.

Lucifer: Wait, really? How am I just hearing about this?

Adam: I saw a small pretty bird with yellow feathers, red cheeks, and shiny eyes.

Adam leans in close to Lucifer, who is looking at him with hooded eyes. Lucifer leans in as well. Adam's lips are right over his ear as whispers: Do you wanna know what I called them?

Lucifer: Yes....

Adam: Cockatiel

Adam pulls back as Lucifer blinks once. Twice.

Lucifer: You didn't.

Adam: Be glad that I went with that instead of almost calling them Cockteases.

Oh, what could have been.

#hazbin hotel #adamsapple #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #send asks #funny stuff #my poor attempt at a joke

[tunaspatty]

fright flight if it was peak

#parappa the rapper #um jammer lammy #shitpost #lammy #um jammer lammy fanart #captain fussenpepper #meme #my poor attempt at a joke #my art

[qu1nns-cha0s]

Marvelous incorrect quotes part 5

(pulled from a quote generator)

(context: peter needed ned over to work on some spider gear.)

Ned, having a sleepover with Peter: hey Peter, what time is it?

Peter: i don’t know, pass me that small drum set

Peter: *bangs his sticks on the drum set loudly and repetitively*

Tony, in his lab downstairs: PETER ARE YOU PLAYING DRUMS AT TWO IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

Ned:

Peter: it’s 2 am

Ned, looking pale as a ghost: you could’ve just asked FRIDAY…

Peter: oh yeah

#marvel #tony stark #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #incorrect quotes #marvelous quotes #peter totally got scolded in the morning #wonder what tony was doing in his lab #dad tony stark #my poor attempt at a joke

[i-will-kill-you83]

What do you call a band full of trans girls?

The smashing pumpkins

(Plz laugh)

#transfem #transposting #trans mtf #trans woman #hornyposting #pumpkin fucking #the smashing pumpkins #i’m going crazy #crazy? i was crazy once #trans #my poor attempt at a joke #trans jokes

[madneurologist]

So happy to hear Vat7k is getting a 2000's anime adaptation!

Here's a sneak peak of Hugo and Varian I found (* ^ ω ^) It's literally them!

If Varigo actually becomes a thing I just hope they don't make them a stereotypical yaoi couple though... (u_u)

#varigo #source: trust me #yes this is a joke #my poor attempt at a joke #please play along

[fishybone]

Wakes up from being not online for a long while.

I never thought I'd make Little Shop Of Horrors art, especially with the "I'm so Hungry I can eat a horse" with Seymour and Audrey Two. Though, I think it's just something I've been focusing on and enjoying since I'm actually playing as one of the main characters, Mushnik in my schools play!!!

Tad bit nervous but I'm sure it'll be lots of fun! Tried to do a new art style which I'm happy with a lot! Hoping to maybe make more Little Shop Of Horrors art since it would be nice practice and fun!

#art #little shop of horrors #fanart #shitpost #idk how to tag this #musicals #seymour krelborn #audrey two #my poor attempt at a joke #im so hungry

[ash-lash]

It’s been 21 days and as they say “we ain’t making it past 21”. Got a strong feeling the graveyard kids ain’t making it either 😔

#sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard #sbg #ashlyn banner #schoolbus graveyard #aiden clark #ashlyn sbg #aiden sbg #logan sbg #sbg tyler #ben clark sbg #sbg ben #taylor sbg #this is a joke #my poor attempt at a joke

[mistress-of-vos]

Tim, eating a snickers: So, I was thinking!

Ra's, drinking wine: That must have cost you quite an effort, dear

Tim: You're so mean

Tim: Anyway. I was thinking, eh, well - marriage!

Ra's: Marriage?

Tim: Yeah, you know. Weddings and stuff. We should have one. Not like we can get it legally, but a party would be nice. I want one.

Ra's: Do you not consider us married?

Tim: Not really?

Ra's, realizing Timothy has seen him as "his old boyfriend" for 150 years and panicking: ...Oh

Tim: I will - leave. You are doing that scary face you make every time you want to destroy something

Ra's, way too eager: A wedding is - fine

Tim, surprised: Cool!

Ubu: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 😭

#rastim #ra'stim #shipping #ra's al ghul #tim drake #ra's al ghul x tim drake #incorrect ra'stim quotes #incorrect rastim quotes #my writing #crack #my poor attempt at a joke

[tapwateronly]

i love you

#girlblog #girlblogging #girl blog #pink academia #pink moodboard #my poor attempt at a joke #pinkcore #pink #ptv #dollete aesthetic #girl boss aesthetic #coquette aesthetic #y2k aesthetic #2000s core

[dougielombax]

*pushes a Dalek down the stairs*

*this kills the Dalek*

*Yes! Hahaha! YES!!!*

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #doctor who #dalek #yes #hahaha #sickos #death #daleks #stairs #falling down the stairs #this kills the Dalek #this sounded funnier in my head #what #no context #shitpost

[broadwayfangirl222]

Me hearing Velvette's voice for the first time:

#my poor attempt at a joke #a dumb joke brought to you by: me! #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel early access #hazbin hotel spoilers #so many assumed that Vox was gonna be the british one but plot twist: it was velvette #delete late maybe

[loubella77]

#lol memes #tumblr memes #memes #meme #funny memes #dank memes #best memes #relatable memes #dankest memes #meme humor #memesdaily #funny jokes #this is a joke #my poor attempt at a joke #18+ #18+ only #18+ content #18+ blog #mdni #18+ mdni #lmaooo #lmao #idk lmao #help lmao #lol. lmao even #lmao yeah #sorry lmao #anyway lmao #cigarette #cigs

[phantomvibes-j]

Me to the ending of COD 3

#cod modern warfare #call of duty #soap cod #john soap mactavish #soap mw2 #cod mw2 #ghost cod #cod mwii #cod mw3 #john price #johnny #soap call of duty #captain john price #phillip graves #cod farah #cod alex #this is a joke #my poor attempt at a joke #video games #games #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty makarov #call of duty mwii

[girlwithtoomanyinterests]

The real family trauma is being kidnapped.

Sometimes by that weird uncle.

Sometimes by your dad’s work acquaintance.

#dbs #dbz #dragon ball #text post #joke #my poor attempt at a joke #tried to be joke but it’s just disappointing instead #pan #gohan #piccolo #raditz #barry kann #funny?