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If we as a people discovered psychic powers that we could tap into Google would just implement their search engine and then hyper-fixate on getting us super-specific ads and spray it into our brain whenever they want.

Here is an artistic depiction of what this would look like.

By the way in this picture you are Professor X looking at the X-men and you're hungry.

#psychics #dystopia #xmen #professor x #google #technology #art #futurism #scifi #realistic #wolverine #cyclops #rogue #nightcrawler #beast #storm #gambit #colossus #bobby iceman #jean grey #angel #advertising #follow for more bangers

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I think it's freaking sick as heck I hope my portrait makes people fear the Things I've done also

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

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Blood Magic Anthology Update

Title is "Bloodbath". I've decided to start posting more, meaning, at all.

As a cool bonus I've decided to start drawing little emblems for the posts, which are absolutely dogwater, but you know, it's what I can do.

#blood magic anthology #blood #writerblr #writeblr #short story #substack

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Book Review

I've decided to review books on here casually. So sue me.

I read "Unseen Academicals" by Terry Pratchett, which I swore was called "Unseen Academics" but I guess not. I had the book for like two months and didn't read it because I was busy with college and work.

Another classic Pratchett banger. I like how a lot of books end up not being about "the thing", but still wrap around to being about "the thing". Like, you'd think the whole book would be about how the wizards are going to be doing "football" (I forgive Pratchett the crime of being British), and it is, but it mostly becomes about Mr. Nutt and the people around him. This straight up becomes a "Good Will Hunting" type story with a savant finally getting the opportunity to be themselves and succeed through it.

I think there's a lot of stuff here about mental or physical disability (in Mr. Nutt's case, superability that therefore makes him differently abled). The way he talks and understands things is different from other people, and it becomes a thing he's able to "attain worth from", but the novel also talks about in brief about how "attaining worth" is sort of unnecessary, like how it would apparently require constant justification, and results in the mistreatment of others. I really like how Mr. Nutt gets a love story with Glenda and is able to one-up the person that raised him up believing he needed to do things simply to gain worth, and not, as he does in the end, to succeed for himself.

There's a bunch of good stuff here. They should be out here making Pratchett's works into a million movies and TV shows and podcasts but now they want to redo Harry Potter or something. Morons. This would work really well as a movie too, I think.

My favorite character beside our main cast is Dr. Hix, who was apparently in "Making Money" (and I CANNOT remember if I've read that or not). I love his official requirements to "be evil and edgy", despite what he might otherwise want. I think there's a scene where he turns this around to be helpful while also still basically being a grown-up "it's not a phase mom" emo kid that thinks dead people are "cool or something".

Highly recommend, freaking, I don't know, five tin cans out of five, one of them half filled.

#terry pratchett #discworld #Mr. Nutt #Unseen Academicals #book review #writeblr #follow for more bangers #text #review

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Dude I prefer anything created by a child in MS paint fifteen years ago to literally anything created by AI. When I look up Cyborg Pigs I'd rather see this:

every day of the damning week than ninety-percent of what's being shown to me on google images. There's just literally no artistic vision there whatsoever. Where's the desperation? The drive to make something with your own hands? You can't MAKE me like AI art man.

#AI #AI art #Ai generated #Ai art critique #I dislike AI art #cyborg pig #cyborg #rant #pig #don't ask me why I'm looking up cyborg pigs #Credit to the guy that made this how the heck is it in the first few image results #google #google is failing me #and everyone

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Mr Fantastic is great because the story will get really perilous or something and he'll maintain this level-headed seriousness the whole time and turn himself into this:

Look at him, he's so concerned but he's a freaking ball-man.

Love this guy

#fantastic four #ff #the fantastic four #reed richards #mr fantastic #the power cosmic #reading jack kirby and stan kee ff is great #hope they get a good adaptation one of these days in live action #seeing as theyre doing it anyway

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People will come out here and say there's only lions and lambs, say they're a lion, everyone else is a lamb, but they're actually a pig.

#follow for more bangers #it came to me in a dream #text #writeblr #rant #philosophy #grindset #hell yeah

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(Me showing you the statue of david)

"Oil on canvas"

#lies #haha just kidding #truth #david #michaelangelo #tmnt #haha get it #oil on canvas #follow for more bangers #it came to me in a dream #text

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I don't get QR codes. I thought they had logic to them. They've got pixel dots and the big squares and that makes a website. Now I'm seeing an octagon with a child's drawing of smiley face and it's like, "Yeah, I'll take you to cakedicks.edu"

#rant #follow for more bangers #qr codes #qr #why is “qr codes” a popular tag? #What does that mean tumblr #cake #rule 196 #seinfeld

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Do you think penis-having watersports fetishists have a hard time going to the bathroom? I feel like I'd sour on that interest if I had to do a handstand every time I wanted to pee.

#fetish #wait that's a weird tag #I hope this doesn't come back to haunt me #I just imagine everytime their bladder fills up they're like “oH nO nOt AgAiN” #follow for more bangers #it came to me in a dream

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Do you think if we put a cat in a white room with nothing but the bare essentials for life with an automatic litter system and food it would go nuts? When? Do you think you could be a cat in an insanity competition? Mr. Beast video where you go up against a cat? I feel like the cat would go longer than me. They don't have much to do with their lives. But also, it's shorter so they'll get annoyed longer. Like five percent of their life would be The Room. This is a real question. I want to know if a cat will go insane before or after me. We should do it on a REAL cat.

#had this saved as Cat insane room #This is a joke #follow for more bangers #it came to me in a dream #cat #cats #mr beast #insane room #white room #with rats #haha no rats just the cat #and the white #I think I would lose against the cat #Also the cat is white so they're confused #text

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Picture books are way too expensive. I see them out here for like 29.99, 19.99, 9.99. 4.99. I should be able to pay for them with used cigarettes. Or a pair of crappy headphones missing an ear. Or half a box of candy. Get out of here with your 0.99 picture books. You think I'm rich?

#picture books #follow for more bangers #it came to me in a dream #text #rant #writeblr #If it costs more than the minimum wage to read time ratio i dont want it

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Ya ever have something happen to you that is so nearly terrible and awful and you need to share it so bad but the content of the thing is so privately terrible you have no one to confide in about it? Me neither.

#follow for more bangers #it came to me in a dream #text #haha #nothing to see here officer #shower thoughts #complaining? #This is a blog post that came out fifteen years ago I think #It was communicated to me through tha spirits

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It sucks that Will Smith's name is Will Smith because it sounds like some green lantern lore thing, like, The Willsmith, the one that makes the rings or something. But now it's the guy who was in Bright.

#will smith #green lantern #bright netflix #follow for more bangers #it came to me in a dream #text #Yeah I guess he could be a green lantern #but should he?

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I'm following too many pervy accounts on this blog. No one can see my following list, can they? If someone saw them they'd think I'm a pervert. And that's. That's wrong.

#follow for more bangers #it came to me in a dream #text #pervert #wait no #not that #haha

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Bloood

Blood and guts and blood and stuff. And blood. And guts and stuff. Gore and murder. Dead and tubes and stabbies in the arm. Gonna. Blood in the mouth. Blood in the mouth and it's brown. Dead blood. Blood freaking. Outta blood. Blood and yeah and stuff.

#blood #blood magic anthology #writeblr #it came to me in a dream #follow for more bangers #text #rambling #sick #i hate tagging

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Very Pissed Off that David Foster Wallace is dead.

#david foster wallace #it came to me in a dream #follow for more bangers #suicide mention #I'm trying to tumblr more #Read my stuff please