[ordering at KFC]
Diluc: your total is 20 dollars
Kayea: I'm your brother
Diluc: oh right. 40 dollars
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Jin: I have an excellent memory! you can't name one time where I've forgotten anything
Jungkook: you once forgot me at the mall's parking lot without any money
Jin: That was on purpose. Try again
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Some of my favorite shirts BTS have won in the past:
🐯: "Mc Fuckin' it"
🐤: Russian for "Sit on a Dick" or "Fuck You"
🐯: "Escort Boys"
🐿: "Keep One Rolled"
🐯: "Zero Fucks"
🐰: "Deadbeat Slob Wanker Asshole Dick"
🐯: "Legalize It"
🐤: "Blood and Sperm All Over the Place"
🐯: "I Would Look Good On You"
🐱: If you can't comprehend this pls remain innocent 🏃
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[babysitting yeontan]
Jungkook: *holds yeontan up*
Yeontan: *starts barking*
Yoongi: put him down
Jungkook [confused]: that seems like a harsh punishment don't you think..
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I can't seem to be able to send messages.. but here are some pictures!
Also there's this
(minute 3:44)
Hello. I was wondering which phone holder yoongi was using on the 5th muster vcr? The green one when he was lying on bed. Thank u ❤️
please send the link to the video ^^
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Jungkook [after sharing a kiss with Tae]: why do your lips taste like rotten tuna?
Tae: why do yours taste like Jimin's
Jungkook: ofcourse you'd know what his lips taste like
Tae:
Jungkook:
Jimin:
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Jimin [texting]: hey what are u doing
Yoongi: laying in bed.
Jimin: ooh~ just that?
Yoongi: I'm eating cereal
Jimin: hmmm well what would you do if I was in bed with you rn?~
Yoongi: eat my cereal.
Jimin: no lol like if the cereal wasn't there ;)
Yoongi: I'd get out of bed and get some cereal
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Yoongi: [sneezes]
Seokjin: [slides a photo of himself]
Yoongi: what's this
Seokjin: I'm blessing you
Yoongi:
Yoongi: so you just walk around with pictures of yourself?
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Namjoon [passing by jungkook in the living room]: aye what are u watching
Namjoon: [steals a glance at his laptop] poooorn. Nice
Jungkook: yep you know it
Namjoon: [high-fives jungkook and walks away]
Jungkook: [switches tabs and goes back to playing cooking mama]
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