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Aizawa: Favorite horror movie?

Hizashi: IT

Nemuri: Saw

Oboro: Annabelle

Tensei: High School Musical. After watching it i spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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Tensei: Looking left cause you didn't trust me right

Hizashi: Looking right because you left

Oboro: looking up cause you let me down

Nemuri: Looking down cause you fucked up

Aizawa: .. what is wrong with you guys.

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Aizawa: what did you guys get in the yearbook?

Hizashi: 'Prettiest Smile'

Oboro: 'Nicest Personality'

Nemuri: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Tensei: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Aizawa: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Hizashi: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Aizawa: yes

Oboro: I'm starting to feel a little bad for you

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Aizawa, texting Hizashi: babe

Aizawa: baby

Aizawa: honey

Aizawa: Sunshine

Aizawa: if you don't answer me, the pet names are going to start getting meaner.

Aizawa: bowl of cereal that's been left out for an hour

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Ban, running into the room: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Diane: How?

Ban: I need someone to take the fall.

Diane: What did you do?

Ban: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

King, from the other room: Oh my god.

Ban: ...

King: OH MY GOD!

Diane: Make it a hundred.

Ban: Deal.

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King: The salary of a court jester is 51,000 dollars.

King, gesturing to Ban and Meliodas fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

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*on a hike*

Meliodas: It’s beautiful out here.

Merlin: And quiet.

King:...Too quiet.

Diane: Did we lose someone?

*cut to Ban with a bear in a headlock*

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Elaine, grinning: Before you were what?

King: Before I was-

Elaine: What?

King: Before I was inter-

Elaine: Before you were interrupted?

King: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-

Elaine: What?

King: *makes frustrated sound*

Helbram: Stop that, or he's gonna loses it.

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Ciri: Do dragons fart fire?

Jaskier: I don't know.

Ciri: I thought you went to college

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Elaine: What’s the status up here?

Helbram: Fucked up, about to die, Quin’s a nerd. The usual.

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Noé: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire!

Vanitas: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Dean: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Sam: Did Cas tell you he loves you and you didn't respond?

Dean: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-

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Alucard: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Sypha: So you're going to wait until Trevor is in danger and save him?

Alucard: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts him in danger and then save him.

Sypha:...

Sypha, under her breath: this is going to be fun.

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Sakura, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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ff16 fucked me up permanently i dont think i can ever bear to look at it again

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