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Akashi: Can I have a word with you?

Furihata: Are you going to kill me?

Akashi: What? No, the opposite actually.

Furihata, confused: ...I'm going to kill you?

#s: ? #via incorrect-hq-quotes #knb #incorrect quote #akafuri #furihata kouki #akashi seijuro #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #queue

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Kuroko: Didn't anyone ever teach you to say "please" and "thank you"?

Hanamiya: Please, shut the fuck up.

Kuroko:

Hanamiya: Thank you.

#s: ? #via your-royal-momoness #knb #incorrect quote #hanamiya makoto #kuroko tetsuya #kuroko no basket #kuroko no basuke #queue

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Riko: Whatcha got there?

Kuroko, with a random dog he found on the street balanced on his head: A smoothie.

#knb #incorrect quote #i feel like nigou's introduction is the embodiment of this meme #s: icarly #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #kuroko tetsuya #aida riko #nigou #sorry for the lapse btw the past few months have been packed #just got done with finals and I'm finally moving this week tho so #should be calming down a bit for summer

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Akashi: How is your boyfriend, Mibuchi?

Mibuchi: I don't have a boyfriend.

Akashi: I know. Just wanted to remind you.

Mibuchi:

Mibuchi: How is your mom?

#oh damn #savage #incorrect quote #knb #reblog #akashi seijuro #mibuchi reo

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Salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad.

Aomine Daiki, probably

#s: tumblr #incorrect quote #knb #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #queue

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Kise: Why are Kurokocchi and Aominecchi sitting with their backs to each other?

Midorima: They had a fight.

Kise: ...Then why are they holding hands?

Midorima: They get sad when they fight.

#s: ? #knb #incorrect quote #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #queue

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Kagami: wouldn't it be cool if a duck and chick had a baby? I'd named it Chuck.

Aomine:

Aomine: or Dick.

#pfff #it got me #aokaga #knb #incorrect quote

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Kagami: I lost my boyfriend

Aomine: How do you lose Tetsu?

Kagami: Give me a break! He’s like two inches tall

#kuroko no basket #incorrect quote #knb #kagakuro

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[inside Akashi's brain]

menacing voice: The Seijuros of the Night Realm demand blood!

Bokushi, bored: Yes yes, we all demand blood.

#s: 50 percent off #knb #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #queue #incorrect quote #akashi seijuro #bokushi

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Kuroko: What time is it?

Aomine: I don't know, pass me that recorder.

Aomine: *plays recorder loudly*

Kagami: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM?

Aomine: It's 2 am.

#s: ? #incorrect quote #knb #aokagakuro #? i guess #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #incorrectquotes #aomine daiki #kuroko tetsuya #kagami taiga #queue

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Riko: What the hell do you think you're doing?!

Kagami: Honestly? Most of the time I have no idea.

#incorrect quote #knb #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #queue #aida riko #kagami taiga

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Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, 'you’re making a scene.’

Kagami Taiga, probably

#incorrect quote #knb #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #queue #kagami taiga

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Aomine: I might look like an asshole but–

Aomine: Forget it, YES, I'm an asshole.

#incorrect quote #knb #aomine daiki #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #reblog

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Momoi: Dai-chan, I know you think you're helping, but stop it.

Aomine: I don't think I'm helping.

#incorrect quote #knb #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #queue #aomine daiki #momoi satsuki

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Kise, looking at a menu: I feel like shrimp, what do you feel like, Aominecchi?

Aomine: I feel... trapped.

Kise: ...

#s: the nanny #knb #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #queue #incorrect quote #kise ryouta #aomine daiki

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Some days I feel like a bad bitch, other days I just feel bad... bitch

—Aomine Daiki

#incorrect quote #knb #aomine daiki #reblog

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Kuroko: Do you want to mock people, or do you want to let me talk to Kagami-kun?

Aomine: I want to mock people.

#knb #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #queue #incorrect quote #aomine daiki #kuroko tetsuya #kagami taiga