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[its-b99-bitch]

Holt: Did you just fall?

Jake: I attacked the floor

Holt: Backwards?

Jake: I’m freaking talented

#brooklyn 99 #b99 #captain holt #raymond holt #jake peralta #funny #incorrect quotes

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Jake: Weird flex but ok

Amy: Odd gloat but understandable nonetheless

Holt: Peculiar boast but alas

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FUCK YOUW TAFGJSJAHAFFABA WHAT THE FICK FFUCKD FUSKANA.

RIP MY EYEBALLS OUT

me, 5’1”, pleasing my 6’2” partner

[its-b99-bitch]

- Jake, I cannot believe you’re gonna lose Nana’s apartment. We grew up together. We used to hang out there every day after school.

[its-b99-bitch]

Gina: I don’t sing in the shower

Gina: I perform

#b99 #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #incorrect brooklyn nine nine #incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes #incorrect quotes #amy santiago #jake x amy #peraltiago #gina linetti

[its-b99-bitch]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

Jake: it be like that sometimes

therapist: no-

#b99 #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #incorrect brooklyn nine nine #incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes #incorrect quotes

[its-b99-bitch]

Jake: we need a plan

Rosa: I have a plan

Jake: no guns

Amy: no knives

Terry: or any other weapons

Rosa: I no longer have a plan

#b99 #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #amy santiago #incorrect brooklyn nine nine #incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes #incorrect quotes #jake x amy #peraltiago #rosa diaz #terry jeffords #terrence jeffords

[its-b99-bitch]

Rosa: you two need to bone

Holt:

#b99 #brooklyn nine nine #rosa diaz #raymond holt #captain holt #captain raymond holt #incorrect quotes #incorrect brooklyn nine nine #incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes #jake peralta #amy santiago

[its-b99-bitch]

We stan the holy nbc trinity

[its-b99-bitch]

Lmao I meant STAN*

Now you’ve done it. You’ve made me turn my chair.

[its-b99-bitch]

im suing nbc if jake and amy don’t sneak off from the reunion to make out in the bathroom

[its-b99-bitch]

2019 will be 20NICEteen, nobody mean, it aint allowed

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[a glow up]

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4x06 // 5x22 💕 ⤷ requested by @ariyah-v 

[its-b99-bitch]

We stab a dramatic queen ™

Now you’ve done it. You’ve made me turn my chair.

[its-b99-bitch]

Brooklyn nine nine immediately making more explicit jokes the second they got on NBC is the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen

[its-b99-bitch]

bisexual women appreciation post 💗💜💙