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Best boi

#YOOOO #this looks so good! #the colours are so beautiful! #and i love the shading and brushstrokes! #this looks so cool holy shit #love this #cr #critical role #campain 2 #the mighty nein #caleb widogast

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rights received

#these are adorable #i love these #THE AGE OF PINING HAS FINALLY PASSED! #REJOICE #love this

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

#this is hilarious #but i've gotta say #as i dice goblin #i would've accepted those dice the moment they came to me #especially if it was over 200 #also #this reminds me of the hermitcraft short that scar made #where scar asked the other hermits “do you want this diamond or do you want me to double it for the next person” #and every single hermit without fail took the diamond #and it was hilarious #the juxtaposition between the videos is amazing #dice #(i want every single one of those dice)

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Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.

#this is so cool to see #these trees are DETERMINED to grow #like #my mom got two apple trees like four days ago #replanted them and everything #and literally the day after she did #one of them started budding #and the other followed literally the next day #we expected at least a week #but nope. #it started already #compared to the lime tree she tried growing a few months ago #that basically died after being replanted #(not my mom's fault #its roots were already in bad condition when she got it) #anyways #yeah these trees are determined and resilient and it's insane #trees

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#not a witcher fan #but i AM an aspiring cosplayer #and i know for a fact that i would love to do this someday #i love how pleased with himself he looks as he gets his jellybeans #this is great #love this #cosplay #video #the witcher #geralt of rivia #(i had to look his name up for the tag)

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Leave me and my weird names in peace

#this dotted line is the bane of my existence #i can't look at my drafts without that shit glaring at me it drives me INSANE #on some devices you can teach the words to the system #either by typing it out enough or by clicking “learn spelling” #but other times #it haunts me #writing things

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sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

#oh man #that sound is SO not what i was expecting #it's mesmerizing to hear #while also being one of the worst things to hear in my entire life #video #audio on for this

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

#this is gold no matter how many times i see it #i love it so much #lets circulate this #every time i see it #i laugh my ass off as i test every song i can think of #one of my favs has been the fnaf 1 song #it's perfect #spider man #dancing spider man #gif

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#literally me #memory be weird sometimes #it's seriously annoying #but it is what it is #i do wish it was very different tho #because then i'd actually remember to do my school assignments #or i'd remember that i actually need to eat #or where i put my lunch that i made five minutes ago #but then i probably wouldn't remember things like the entire x-men comics timeline #or the history of every single one of the robins across all dc timelines #or the different level up milestones for the cleric and ranger classes in d&d #(my fav classes to play) #or all the racial features of tieflings in d&d #(my go-to race for d&d) #yeah #it be like that sometimes #adhd #neurodiversity #memory issues

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Inspired by the fact that I am rewatching my first ghibli movie spirited away

Please reblog for bigger sample size

#i've never actually seen any #i want to don't get me wrong! #i just don't know where to start #...anyone have any recs? #should i just start with spirited away? #it's got the highest number in the polls #please i want to watch some but i don't know which i should start with #help #studio ghibli #poll #polls

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POV: you and your wife are the hottest, smartest people in the room and that is but a cold comfort cuz none of these assholes know how to do their jobs and thus, the shit-talking is the most you'll get done today

guys i did it it took forever but i did it

theyre gonna go home and bang and then be responsible realm saving noblefolk after this mark my words

also some more doodles and the timelapse under the cut, if you like please GOD tell me in the tags i beg of u. pretty pretty please, also if you rly rly like the tip option is open, slide ya girl a dolla if u so choose

yknow maybe theyll bang here who knows , who could stop them tbh, decorum??? maybe

#i don't know if i reblogged this yet but it's a CRIME if i haven't #this is amazing #the detail is beautiful! #i love vex's dress so much #and i am obsessed with percy's outfit #i would wear both #they look amazing #i love the colours so much too #and the timelapse is so cool to watch #and i love the other doodles too! #this is seriously amazing #i love it so much #cr #critical role #campaign 1 #vox machina #percy de rolo #percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii #vex'ahlia #perc'ahlia

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What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

#reblogging for future reference #this gives me ideas... #very angsty ideas #the last one about magical healing makes me think about a post i saw #about how one guy who was dm-ing for some kids #reminded them to take out arrows and such that they were hit with before healing them #or else the arrows that they got shot with would heal inside of them #and it think it's such a cool idea #writing prompt #writing advice

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i think about this comic at least once a week

#okay but this is me #literally #i talk so much while also feeling like i barely talk at all #and my social battery gets so drained #but at the same time #it doesn't take long for me to try to give new opinions #that literally no one asked for #this is me #xkcd #(i love these comics so much

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#i love cats #so much #they're just silly little guys #and slightly terrifying #but that doesn't matter #i love them #this is so fun to watch #i love it #i wish i could have a cat... #i am unfortunately extremely allergic #but if i could #i would have one #cats #animals #video #cute videos

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This guy always takes his chocolate art to the next level!!... Omg!!

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#i swear this man is more talented every time i see him #like #HOW????? #this is insane #he made wood #out of chocolate #HE MADE WOOD OUT OF CHOCOLATE #he made a giant matchbox! #HOW #the chocolate guy #video

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I'm bi-sexual. All right. I will now field one minute and zero seconds of questions pertaining to this. Go.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013 - 2021) ⏤ 5.10, Game Night

#this is great #i haven't seen b99 yet #(i plan to eventually) #but i LOVE stephanie beatriz #and this is great #as someone who is also bi #i 100% want to do this when i come out #(currently still in the closet to most people i know) #brooklyn 99 #b99 #rosa diaz #video #audio on for this

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#literally #(i love the one with juan the IT guy #it's both hilarious and mortifying to think about from both sides) #also #this is me #like it hasn't been anything NEARLY this extreme #but a lot has happened #BUT #i plan on posting a oneshot by the end of the month! #(...plz no one hold me to that) #ao3 authors be wild y'all #(saying this as an ao3 author myself) #ao3 #writing things