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A cooking tutorial

English added by me :)

#funny

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All the sprites from the recent newsletter! Notably we're getting some new Flowey sprites for the first time in what seems like AGES!! Have fun Flowey fans :3

#deltarune #undertale #funny #FLOWEY EATING THE FERTILIZER I CAN’T #sans #papyrus #asgore #undyne #flowey #napstablook #ralsei #susie #mettaton #mew mew kissy cutie

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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

#petition for mage #amazing #queer community #lgbtq+ community #lgbtq+ #queer

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Ripe summer tomatoes🍅 so so fresh, not a single sign of mold

#art #not my art #art reblog #vharacter design #tomatos #OMG TOMATO GIRL #I LOVE TOMATOS #she’s so cute

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There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

#funny #art #art reblog #not my art #scooby doo

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goofy pretty mobs

#art #art reblog #not my art #realistic minecraft mobs are always a treat #minecraft #minecraft mobs

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Herobrine headcanons 💎

sorry I wasn't posting for a pretty long time... needed to get over my hyperfixation on this guy

💎"He has changed"💎 Enjoy!

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He has existed for a long time. Too long, to be honest. 

People were afraid of him even before legends and rumors were spread - every visit to the Overworld was accompanied by fear. When he appeared, the sky noticeably darkened, a strong wind blew, and it seemed as if even plants were hiding from his shining cold eyes. The world rejected him, everything living and non-living was afraid, and only Nether felt... like home? maybe... 

But that was a long time ago. Too long, to be honest... 

Now the world seems to be getting used to the man. Peaceful creatures curl up to his warm hands, ask him for food, play with him, look as if they understand him. 

And he developed a bad habit - to carry seeds, a couple bunches of wheat, and other treats for them... Perhaps that's why they follow him that much. But the mobs love him, and that pleases him. 

Herobrine himself seems somehow softer. 

Although villagers still fear even think of his name. And this is completely fair. Earlier he used to be excessively hot-headed. He ravaged cities, killed players who dared to look at him. 

So his name became a noun. Now all the world's troubles are attributed to him, not forgetting to recall the old ones. 

Not that he was mad about it. That's absolutely fair. 

But Herobrine has changed. 

Now combat achievements and strength hardly concern him. Of course, the man can still destroy a pretty large village with a slight move of his hand, but... is that really necessary? (And was it necessary at all?) 

Herobrine has changed. 

Now he prefers to enjoy the world: wandering at night or in the early morning, sipping coffee, watching some players, reading, studying redstone mechanisms, perfecting his enchanting or potion-making skills, spending more time with old friends. 

Sometimes in snowy biomes, near villages, he builds snowmen. (Of course, to puzzle and scare village children! Yes-yes. We believe him.) If he finds a spot with flowers, he picks some and leaves them outside random player's house. 

And sometimes (very rarely) he submits to curiosity and goes to some abandoned player’s base and explores it. Herobrine admires, looking at cities, castles, statues, and other structures that, according to him, used to destroy the nature of the world. 

He is especially pleased with one specific base. A small temple on a hill surrounded by cherry trees. There in the mountain, behind thick tangles of vines, lies the entrance to a cave with hot springs and a small pool of lava. The man loves to come there to relax. (how lucky that he’s immune to lava!) 

In these peaceful moments, he catches himself thinking that he understands Notch - understands that creating can also bring joy. The man, of course, grumbles something under his nose, but smiles. 

 Sincerely. Softly.

---------------------------------- 🩵Hope you liked it! Also sorry if there were some mistakes (i'm using a translator)

#awww #art #art reblog #not my art #herobrine #minecraft #wholesome

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This porno didn’t fuck around

#funny #oh my god

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this guy can NOT catch a break

#im still sad a big part of the audience didn’t like the lore parts of the episodes #I really wanted to see where he was going w/ the lore bc it looked SO COOL #<- op tags #BRO SAME #herobrine #art #art reblog #not my art #funny #calvin #cxlvxn #from the fog #I LOVE THIS #CALVIN FANART!!!! #i can hear him saying this

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Hilda by Duane Bryers

#art #not my art #hilda #pretty #cool

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Steve Summoning Herobrine

Herobrine: ?????

#minecraft #herobrine #steve #steve minecraft #herosteve #herobrine x steve #steve x herobrine #funny #art #art reblog #not my art #lmfao i love how simply they're drawn #ALSO ALEX AS THE PRIEST LMFAO

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what if his suit WASN'T shrink wrapped

#danny phantom #danny fenton #art #art reblog #not my art

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The sillies!

They know Zane, they know...

Based on an interaction between me and my friends.

#funny #ninjago

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COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?

the answer 😏 may surprise you

ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.

you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?

heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.

now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?

i think it’s quite obvious.

my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.

and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.

“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.

nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”

#honkai star rail #hsr #dr ratio #veritas ratio #aha #aha hsr #hsr aha #hsr nous #nous #nous hsr #funny #theory

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#dp clockwork #clockwork #danny phantom #art #not my art #art reblog #CLOCK #CLOCKWORK!!!!!!! #THIS MAKES ME EXCITED FOR THE AGIT SEQUEL AGAIN

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asians: pls care about racism against us

tumblr:

#important #did not know tumblr was against asians apparently

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Hey anybody going to talk about rescued sacrificial maidens. Like yes a guy with a fuck off sword turned up and so you're not getting fed to the dragon/water creature/mountain spirit/vague embodiment of all things scary and you get to go back home, but is that really home? Your mom hugs you and your dad says he's so happy you're alive and you know that when they said they'll do anything to keep you safe they didn't really mean it. They have a feast prepared and you get to taste what they cooked for your funeral, help wash the dishes after. And it's selfish to think that between the whole village with everyone in it and you they wouldn't pick the lesser evil but it still leaves an emptiness in your chest, knowing exactly how much your life is worth. And the neighbors smile at you awkwardly and the neighbors' kids yell "hey! I thought you died!" because they don't know not to do that yet and maybe you did. Maybe you did.

And the hero with the fuck-off sword rode off into the sunset the way they always do but you're still here and you herd the cows by the cliff where you were tied up in your cleanest clothes waiting to not be alive anymore and sometimes you think that would be easier and when you don't come back one day, you can imagine it's a relief for everyone involved. Maybe you'll be the new thing to haunt the mountain, or maybe you'll follow down the road and listen for cries that sound like yours did. Either way, there's little left to fear. You know exactly how much your life is worth.

#writing #writing reblog #not my writing #other people’s writing #rage inducing in the best way