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Clone Wars

There’s an episode in Clone Wars where Anakin does a very Anakin thing and just pilots his ship into an enemy ship then must go into an evacuation pod . When Obi-Wan arrives he straight up said he “Won’t even ask what is Anakin doing in the evacuation pod “ but he would have no way of seeing that it was indeed Anakin because of the distance. So Obi-Wan saw a lone life form in the pod and decided it couldn’t possibly be anyone but Anakin.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #jedi #the clone wars #ahsoka #ashoka tano

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The perfect ending for the Barbie movie was for Barbie to start running Mattel

No but imagine the end of the movie if instead of going to the doctor she got out of the car to her first day as the CEO of Mattel

#barbie #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #mattel #queen nicki #ice spice #greta gerwing barbie #greta gerwig #Ken #barbie and ken #you are kenough

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sniffs...... They're so......

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Aaron Warner Andersson is the original delulu queen

#shatter me #ignite me #aaron warner #tahereh mafi #unravel me #juliette ferrars

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Ok but can you imagine what goes on in Aaron Warners head ???

My man speaks 7 languages ???

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Aaron Warner our multilingual queen

#shatter me #tahereh mafi #aaron warner #ignite me #multilingual #bilingual #multilingual struggles

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Head-cannon

Ok but can you imagine Aaron Warner teaching Juliette how to waltz ???? Like my girl spent most of her life in imprisonment so there’s a 99% change she doesn’t know how to. Just imagine her on his feet trying to learn, or her stepping on his toes and then she apologises then he says it’s nothing while he smiles. Or him spinning her around

#shatter me #tahereh mafi #juliette ferrars #aaron warner #Juliette x Aaron #Juliette ferrars x Aaron Warner #ignite me #imagine me #waltz #headcannons #imagine

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I just watched Twilight and I have to say…

Why don’t people acknowledge that Edward is a pedophile more ???

He looks young but he’s over a 100 years old ??? And Bella’s 17 !!!!

#twilight #twilight new moon #stephenie meyer #tw #grooming

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In conversation with Holly Black - The Stolen Heir Tour 2023

PLEASE do not repost anywhere without due credits.

It was so amazing finally meeting Holly in person (and gush about how much I love Cardan and Jude and Cardan. And yes also bargain with her about writing Cardan POV books. At least she listened to me intently and said “We will see about it some day!” 👀)

Here are a few things she answered at tonight’s event:

- Her favourite character is Jude.

- Their favourite Starbucks drinks as per her: Jude ‘s will be Frappuccino, Cardan’s is Espresso (and she added an obviously), Oak’s will be matcha green tea latte.

- There will be another series in Elfhame/Faerie after she finished Book of Night sequel, TSH 2 and one more book. She said we will know if there will be more Faerie books, and on whom, by the end of TSH 2.

- Cardan had more siblings who got cut out last minute because she felt his family was too big.

- Qon serpent track was last minute, all she knew was that Cardan had to be in danger and separated from Jude in some way.

- The above point is because she always intended Jude to figure out how to be Queen on her own and needed Cardan away for that. Because Jude’s character arc had to include her having all the power she always craved and still choosing family and love over it.

- Holly likes hooves 💀

- She wanted to draw parallels between Suren and Jude and their choices.

- She will not write about what Jude Cardan were up to in the years between QoN and TSH because she doesn’t know it herself yet.

- Somebody actually asked if Jude Jude Jude letter had cum splatters OMFG. She clarified that no, they are indeed ink stains 💀

- One thing about Cardan that she feels is the most over looked is the fact that people ATE the snake in the end of Qon lmaooo. She cracked up here 😭💀

- She always wanted to write a character with a tail and this was part of Cardan’s characterization since the beginning.

- Her choice of Cardan in live action - she just wants a good actor that’s it lol

- She wouldn’t write a book on Madoc Eva because it’s too tragic and devastating, though maybe she might add in bits in some other story

- She doesn’t know how to write adult Cardan lmfao 💀 but she said she will figure it out 👀 (internally screamed here because WHAT does this mean??) She also said the sex scenes were short and her editor asked her to make them longer 😭🤣 (she said she does understand what we’re asking lmaoo)

- She never reads her fan fiction because she would feel tempted to change what’s in her mind

Question I asked: Her side characters are as interesting as main ones. Will we see Court of Shadows again? (Round about way of asking more about Jurdan lol)

Holly’s answer: TSH was a road trip book so it was set away from Elfhame and we didn’t meet most of the old characters. But we’ll be closer (or in *she winks*) Elfhame in the next one and we will see many of the old characters (shrugs)

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All geek heroes share one braincell and they lost it in The Trojan War

#greek #ancient Greeks #ancient #achilles #hector #agamemnon #Patroclus #Icarus #the Trojan war

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My friends are really out there proving that love is blind, because girl what is that cockroach looking boy you’re showing me ?!

#frienship #tumblr girls #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #cockroach #guy #girls #girl #me #relatable #lifestyle #love is blind and so are you #crush #the 4th one this week

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Kaz what are you doing here ?

#kaz brekker #six of crows #grishaverse #six of crows duology #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo #shadow and bone #miss universe #miss germany

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Does anyone else make up crushes so you can relate to Taylor Swift lyrics or am I just insane?

#taylor swift #t swizzle #t swift #tay tay #taylor swift lover #1989 era #1989 album #lover album #fearless tv #red tv #red era

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Why dosent Vivi from the Cruel Prince get more hate?

She not only hangs out with Cardan and his crew while being fully aware of the things they do to her sisters, but also refuses to go to the lectures in favour of going to the mortal realm while, leaving her sisters alone and helpless against the other gentry children and this allows them to to what they want with Jude and Taryn because they are mortals.

While the twins willingly submit themselves to this let’s face it what choice do they have ? Unlike Vivi they have to do this to stay on Madocs good books in order to survive as not only humans in Elfhame but as orphans.

She not only refuses to acknowledge that unlike her, her sisters, had to adapt to the ways of Elfhame to survive but, she actively consistently and openly resents them for it

She repetitively says that she hates her fairy heritage but still uses it when it’s convenient for her like when she used glamor on Heather instead of walking her through the shit hole of a new world, that she only told her about a few days ago. She says she wants to live in the mortal realm but doesn’t want to live like mortal, but wants to use faire powers to get it her way

She is incredibly selfish only thinking of herself and her own amusement and comfort while willingly forgetting the dangers her sisters are exposed to daily

This is my argument to why we should start a Vivi hate train

#the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #holly black #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #vivi duarte #taryn duarte #nicasia #valerian #haters #hate this #love to hate

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Imagine Percy and Annabeth going to Circes island and they do goddess braids for Annabeth

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #the sea of monsters #circe goddess #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo series #pjo spoilers

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Friendly reminder that Aaron Warner was imprisoned for 2 weeks and his second biggest concern was that he couldn’t do his skincare routine

#aaron warner #skincare #shatter me #defy me #tahereh mafi #juliette ferrars #clean girl #booklr #bookworm

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INTJ things

Anytime I try describing how awful something is with the “I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy” I always stop mid way because. No. I definitely would.