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You Must Honor The Cock
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okay i remember like, waaaaaay at the start of fhjy someone saying like the ratgrinders were all like the worst stereotype players, think reuben is the edgelord and mary-ann is the no roleplay all combat. i think we pegged kipperlilly as the rules lawyer (evil) but like. she’s the murder hobo. she’s the one who’s there to just kill. i don’t think she realizes she is. but she is.
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With every passing episode of FHJY, I grow more proud and am just in awe with how GREAT the intrepid hero’s are at playing the game and making it MATTER. How well they have all gotten at using experiences from each previous season and creating even better content each time. (To think I now have a combat scene i love more than battle of the brands is crazy and a testament to how good dimension 20 is) Ally was not a dnd player before d20 THAT IS CRAZY and now they have the intuition to catch Brennan before he absolutely destroyed the bad kids is insane. Brennan constantly told them it’s the last stand and they just flipped him off and crited on him in his own dome. Zac Oyama you beautiful crit king. Siobhan was so strategic and effective with their spell work I truly thought she could see into the future. Lou putting 110% into every action he did, he was PREPARED TO WRITE A 300 WORD ESSAY BY HAND. Murph and Emily killing multiple monsters by utilizing their class features to the fullest. Murph by making Riz a shadow killing anything he sees getting in the way of his friend passing and Emily who literally got the daymare the previous episode already using it to its fullest and using disguise self in a way that made the proctor not even have to use kristen’s death world (did he only get hit once i don’t remember) ALL OF THIS WHILE GIVING US A CRAZY SWITCH WITH BUDDY AND MAKING THE STORYLINE SO MUCH COOLER GOD.
I love all of them thank you goodbye
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I don't think Buddy asks Helio any questions.
Kristen asked 'Why do bad things happen to good people?' because she believed in all the good things she was taught, but noticed the strange disconnect between the world as it was and the world as it was taught to her. So she thought, surely, if I can't come up with the answer, Helio will have it. And she hates him for dodging her question.
Buddy is far more deluded than Kristen ever was. And he is far, far angrier inside as a result, even if he deliberately conceals this fact from himself to protect himself from the inevitable mental breakdown this would cause. Buddy is not as altruistic and giving and caring as Kristen is. He wouldn't question why he was betrayed or dig into a question like 'Why do bad things happen to good people?' Those aren't the answers he needs, because of course he'd be betrayed by someone outside the church, that makes perfect sense. Of course bad things happen to good people, we simply live in a fallen world.
Or, well. He used to live in a fallen world. Now he's dead here. In Helio's divine domain.
I think Buddy, as he wanders through fields of corn to the big farmhouse where Helio is chilling out, privately thinks about the fact that Kristen Applebees' horrified expression was the last thing he ever saw before a sharp pain in his throat. I think Buddy assumes Helio knows he's thinking this and apologizes for bringing thoughts like that into paradise. I think he thanks Helio for recognizing his devotion and bringing him here once he died and dutifully deceives himself about his own rising emotions at contending with the fact that he's dead now.
After all, he was raised to die. He was raised to want to die.
To want to be here with his god whenever it was he called Buddy to him. So he doesn't feel upset, no, of course not. He's just a little surprised at how sudden it was. (How completely random. How unceremonious and unfair.) He's a little bit worried how his grandparents would react to the news is all. (He cracks a joke that maybe he'll see them here shortly after they do get the news. He doesn't laugh at it.) He had his own plans for how he'd spread the good word in life, but of course, Helio had other plans. (Nothing Buddy ever wanted really mattered. He knew that, he knew the will of Helio was the real thing that mattered, and everything else was just a small list of preapproved extracurriculars in the syllabus of his life.)
He can't be upset about this.
He shouldn't be upset about this.
This is his reward.
This place and these people and this god are his reward for a life of service and devotion and walking in the light.
It's not his place to be upset about his own reward. Kristen got upset when she went to heaven, when she met Helio, and look where that got her.
Look... look where that got her.
He thinks he hates her. For looking at him like that. All the ways she looked at him. Like he was something pitiful and contemptible. Someone she needed to threaten away from her little brother. Someone she has to double and triple check if he's going to revive her when he's under magical oath to do just that or lose his connection to a divinity she threw away after being chosen.
And then. In that last moment, she looked at him and he saw grief and horror and caring. Like his death was awful and unfair and tragic.
And he thinks maybe he hates her for that. For challenging him every conversation they had and looking at him like she knew something he didn't. Like she was above him. Like killing your own god twice in life is a preferable fate to living for the promise of eternal sunlight and cornbread in death. A promise which was kept to him.
Kristen was promised to Helio, too.
And he can't unsee her face. He can't move along and focus on what truly matters (Helio, the church, spreading the word, doling out divine punishment when needed) because he's reached the end. There is nothing left. Only this bright sunny cornfield and a god who... is nice. And who cares about him, personally. He got Buddy's name wrong the first and only time they held audience.
He thinks he hates Kristen, and he hates that that hatred isn't immediately squashed out of his soul just by being here. In paradise. Where he belongs. Where every follower of Helio belongs. Where he never has to have anyone look at him the way Kristen did ever again.
I don't think Buddy Dawn asks Helio any questions. Because how do you ask the god you devoted every waking minute of your life to, 'Why do I hate it here? Why does this feel like hell?'
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scrolling-forever · 4 months
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No cause I love this scene you can see Annabeth thought process. She knew he was Poseidons kid and knew if she got him in the water it would prove it, the impulse of shoving him in before explaining cause she just KNOWS she’s right. The satisfaction on her face after being proved she’s right and that he’ll be her way to a quest. I LOVE LEAH BRO
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scrolling-forever · 4 months
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“When it’s time he’s going to be ready” *percy flossing pissing and petting a gecko*
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scrolling-forever · 9 months
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CAN THE GAYS GET A HAPPILY EVER AFTER AHHHHHHH
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scrolling-forever · 9 months
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Me when season 2 explicitly confirmed Aziraphale and Crowley are in gay love with each other with no room for ambiguity at all
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scrolling-forever · 1 year
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it’s happening again please god stop
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please god no
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scrolling-forever · 1 year
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please god no
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scrolling-forever · 1 year
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I just want a 15 hour long video essay analyzing everything amazing in this book PLEASE
being a hunger games girlie is so hard because the books are so good but the movies are bad but the cast is so good but jennifer lawrence as katniss is one of the worst decisions ever made but there was never really a love triangle the struggle between picking peeta or gale was infinitely more complex than that but peeta was the right choice all along but gale haters misunderstand his entire character but peeta stans also misunderstand his entire character but nobody understands these books like i do but —
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scrolling-forever · 1 year
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If ao3 had a yearly look back like spotify wrapped i’d simply never be able to look people in the eyes after
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scrolling-forever · 1 year
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murray bauman my beloved
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scrolling-forever · 1 year
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I have not picked up a book in years but i have read an ungodly amount of fanfiction in the last week
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scrolling-forever · 2 years
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I’m know I’m not the first person to say this, but any newbies on tumblr really need to understand how different this is from a lot of other social media. Particularly tiktok.
I just saw a creator on tiktok reminding followers that it’s actually a problem when someone goes back to the earliest post and watches all the posts chronologically, liking and commenting along the way. The stupid app recognizes it as spam or something and then kinda puts a halt on their account? Literally punishing people for positive engagement?? 🥴🤦‍♀️
I’ve already heard people saying years back how they don’t want to be “creepy” and go through a persons blog, liking and reblogging tons of stuff. But think how many more people are going to be worried about it now, thinking they might do actual damage! Most people, especially younger people, are so used to the way tiktok works now. So please, do not ever worry about this on here. Just remember-
You will never do any harm if you go on a like and reblog fest through someone’s tumblr blog! The only risk you’re taking is to make the blog owner weep for joy!! 😭🤣
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scrolling-forever · 2 years
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A03 this, Wattpad that.
What about my hyper specific self insert maladaptive daydreams?
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