I’ve been debating making a whole ass always Sunny side blog for this unhinged thought but fuck it I’m a grown woman and I can say whatever tf I want
Anyway I think Charlie Kelly bites during oral
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the parallels between confession booths and bathroom stall gloryholes are not lost on the intellectual homosexuals
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ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
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Happy Pride
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pastel 12082 - #fde6ef
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as someone who watches both bob’s burgers and archer I can say I don’t have Too much of a problem with them having the same voice, although it was an issue when I started watching archer (I’d been watching bb for years by then) but that was mostly me laughing at how weird it was, and then occasionally when I switch from one show to the other it’s strange for a little bit but it doesn’t take long for his character to switch in my brain
when eugene mirman guest stars on archer it is occasionally more odd, but actually it hardly takes me out of it at all
but when kristen schaal guest starred?
can Not hear her talk in those episodes without mentally picturing Louise
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hey!! how are u today?
i’m pretty good! i’ve been a bit stressed/overwhelmed lately but today has been a nice (if somewhat slow) day. how are you today anon?
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Im trying to prove a point to my mum
Repost if school has caused:
Anxiety
Depression
Suicidal thoughts
Social anxiety
Eating disorders
Self harm
Stress
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I was reading through some of my old posts on this blog bc I’m bored and have brain rot but I found this one and I just wanna say it’s STILL TRUE it’s the rawest fucking line ever and never fails to make me question general existence and I think about it literally constantly
“My heart is stone and still it trembles,”
IS SUCH A RAW fucking LINE LIKE
HOLY SHIT
BRO
JAVERT YOU’RE A DUMBASS BUT GOSHDAMN MAN THAT’S SO DOPE
I THINK ABOUT THAT LINE ALL THE TIME
IT’S ALWAYS IN MY HEAD
I mean I guess it makes sense considering that whole song is basically his suicide note but STILL man that line smacks me right in the face every single time
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when you’re a pisces and your tumblr crush says that they had a reading that said their soulmate would be a pisces
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"like fully sprint at top speed until you have an asthma attack. (Note: This one requires asthma, and also having an inhaler on hand)." bro just induce yourself into a medical emergency for fun!!! for giggles!!! hee hee ! ! make sure u are running in traffic to get that adrenaline going !
nah don’t run in traffic that can cause problems for the drivers that would be rude
although it’s not for fun or giggles it’s to make yourself feel alive
that was p clearly the title of the post
good energy tho!
you can run with some dogs or other animals or something if that’ll help you get your adrenaline up! they might get nervous when you start wheezing tho, it happens
also “hee hee” is a pretty good description of how i sound when i have an asthma attack! nice job! how’d you know?
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charles xavier:
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so i love superheroes, we all know that, i’m not subtle about it it’s the majority of what i talk about on this blog lmao, but it always makes me laugh a little when people ask me like “justice league or avengers?” bc i have to put in so much mental effort not to just respond “X-Men”
like full truth i do love marvel and dc equally, and although the majority of my favorite superheroes/villains/etc are from dc, my favorite superhero team will always be the X-Men
and like i never really say that bc 1: people would think i’m just being intentionally obstinate and 2: no one ever gets it, but like...i love them. X-Men was the number one game my brother and i played together in the backyard when i was a kid. it was probably the first superhero thing i ever experienced. i grew up watching the X-Men and fantastic four movies, and i know that this probably influences my opinion and that a lot of my love for them is largely nostalgia based, but like, i can’t help it
anyway in this house we love the X-Men and that’s all i have to say on the matter
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so i’ve had several theories over the years about bob’s burgers but my latest is that each season after the first three is an alternate timeline
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High School Psych Teacher, talking about how sensory awareness works: so like, we're all aware of certain things at first, but then it fades. When you first put your clothes on, or when someone talks about them, you're conscious of the clothes on your body, but you're not aware of the weight or position of your clothes at any given point in the day!
Me, With OCD: wait, you're not?
My Hyperactive Friend: wait, you're not?
My Autistic Friend: wait, you're not?
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