#<- ok i think thats enough u get da point

[daenystheedreamer]

I just read your Omeagorverse post and I hope you know I am turning it over in my brain and I am obsessed with the aegon -aerion- Helena stuff going on as well as all the blood magica

I would like to very politely ask for lesbian Maris infor

under da cut ^_^ dont click if u have respect for me cos youll lose it when u see my devianart ocs

ok so maris is ceryse' niece, grew up in the hightower. her mother's a peake cos lol lmao and i wanted the peakes in the targ bloodline 😈 there's a historical character called patrice hightower who was maybe a witch and maybe poisoned the high septon. and as a kid maris was great aunt patrice's shadow who followed her everywhere asking about glass candles and such. after viserys, maegor reached an agreement with the faith that targs can have one westerosi bride, one valyrian bride (for him it's ceryse and viserys). so jae was betrothed to both maris hightower and aerea (daughter of rhaena) on the wedding day maris is 13, jae is 14 and aerea is 16. bit before the wedding though, viserra and aerea do One Last Gal Pal Hang and fly on balerion to valyria and aerea comes back all fucked up so jae and maris marry alone

maris does nawt like aerea because aerea is totally detached from court etc and maris is still in writhing tentacle mass of feudalism. combo of jealousy and a little crush on the cool older butch. she also thinks the polygamy thing is offensive and that she is being slighted (she is) so when aerea dies she's like. well im 13 so im just not gonna unpack that whatsoever and be glad im gonna be sole queen.

i gave her seven girlfriends based on the seven gods cos thats fun to me. first gf is her childhood girlfriend, her cousin patricia (The Father gf). brought to court as her lady-in-waiting but she got bored of patricia trying to scheme and dominate her so she arranged a marriage to a lannister cousin. patricia ends up adopting viserra's lannister kids after viserra gets kicked out of casterly rock. she ends up being the Dad Who Stepped Up to them :)

The Mother gf is desmera webber a distant cousin on the peake side of the family married to a mullendore knight. desmera is a social climber who maris thinks is funny she thinks the attempts at sabotage and subterfuge are cute entertainment. desmera's husband dies and and maris realises desmera killed him so she could find a better richer husband and when desmera tries to seduce jae she's like ight ok thats enough Its Not Funneh Enymore (british accent). then its a fun cat and mouse game where maris marries her off a couple times and each time desmera kills him cos she wants to marry a better guy. maris ends up killing her and framing it as a suicide cos desmera tries blackmailing her with the lesbian thing +targ secrets.

Warrior gf is a lady knight :) she's bethany brune The She-Bear from crackclaw point :) kind of like jonquil darke/alysanne. dies protecting maris rip

Smith gf is a lowborn blacksmith wife :) after aerion murdered the high septon maris went kinda cuckoo and ran off to harrenhal cos she hated jae so much. then viserra is just too crazy for her so maris says fuck it and dresses like a peasant and lives in lord harroway's town for a while where she meets sexy big milf butch tansy and lives her marie antoinette peasant milkmaid fantasy for a while before she gets bored and misses her kids and fancy clothes so she and tansy break up mutually nicely :) only normal relationship she ever has. ends up raising harroway's town to the status of a city :)

Maiden gf is elinor cafferen her lady in waiting when she's in her 40s. elinor has a crush on maris and maris thinks its cute. elinor also has a crush on helaena which makes maris jealous (insane woman)

Craziest one is. Crone gf. her name is rhea upcliffe nee lynderly the witch of snake isle. she becomes the mistress of whispers after maegor kills tyanna and stays in power for decades. she's like 80 by the end of her life but looks 40 and she wears a green ribbon around her neck at all times 😈 maris and rhea have an on/off relationship since maris was like 17. anyway rhea starts convincing maris that elinor is a spy for aerion whos there to seduce helaena and helped kidnap her to essos etcetc and maris goes a little nutso (her daughter DID get kidnapped by her exile son sooo) and confronts elinor but elinor is like wahhhh what tf is going on😭 rhea hates me bcos i found out she's a necromancer and probably undead😭 and maris begs forgiveness and then rhea shoots a crossbow into elinor's skull lol. so maris kills rhea :3 whether elinor was a spy or if rhea was undead is unclear. maybe it didnt even happen and maris was just going crazy lol who knows...

the stranger is jaehaerys 😈 maris and jaehaerys have a tense relationship very bad from the outset. jaehaerys loved aerea and after aerea died he became the Stoic Man that maegor kept trying to beat him into. he's obsessed with recreating valyria in westeros because he wants a real home. aerea's name is forbidden or itll cause a screaming fight. jae wanted to name his heir aerion after her but maris was like LMAO over my fuckin dead body. but he was like well fucking one of them will be. so the younger twin he named aerion and maris never forgave him for the slight. she thinks he's a weird creep about viserys(his mother-father) and after viserys dies and jae starts collecting boy youths that look like him she fully loses any respect for him she thinks he's the most disgusting man ever. doesnt like the way he treats viserys(their son). viserys ends up favouring a young hightower cousin of maris which is the last straw and she snaps and does a murder-suicide RIP babygirl

this is incoherent as is my usual :3 tried to keep it in a coherent timeline but im bad at that. MWAH ily<3

#au:omaegorverse #this is so lame and cringe 😭 but theyre my special deviantart mary sue OCs #ask #anonymous

[wrestlezon]

liveblog containment post for aew dynamite 5/18/22

i do not know the jonker guy (johnny elite?) for this samoa joe fight. but he looks a lot like hangman page to me (this is not too insane of a claim. i am bad at faces) 10:00? wow oh my god that shoulder tackle super spin lmao that owned big chop as an aside i really appreciate this johnny guy not wetting his hair whoa he picked joe up ok looking at the designs on johnny's pants i've decided that he definitely looks like an alternate universe hangman page samoa joe wins! yay oh no its lethal now... yay the best friends (but alas... theyre messin with lethal) glad chuck wore his dog aloha shirt. very cute. 10/10

punk is here! you know what that means. hangman vs takeshida is next! damn he had some biceps on that flex. punk's been workin out. im noticing respectfully yay hangman page! pick guys up! put them down! losing points in my heart for wetting his hair though whoa that top rope move from takeshida was cool. 20m minor screaming in the vc when the graphic saying the wardlow/mjf bit is next popped up the hardest part of these matches with guest commentary is that i can only pay attention to both in very rare circumstances. its either the match or the audio one or the other LMFAO el generico theyve been bringing him up a lot lately. which i enjoy. for reasons holy shit! takeshida that running dive move! 25m oh thats why they keep bringing up el generico. there are el generico moves being utilized yeah!! double clothesline!!!! cm punk: plenty of time to look at me in vegas buddy ;) :OOOO wow what a heck of a suplex love the jumping moves in this match. i think takeshida is cool...!! i wonder if i can convince a friend to go to pwg with me LOL ;o; my friend that took me years ago is still wary about crowds (fair and understandable) whoa youre gonna fireman carry him after your signature m-- YES!!! GTS oh i love the posturing

my friends screaming at being edged by this fuego vs house of black promo because they want the wardlow bit now

they are so mad at this swerve keith lee tag team match right now its hilarious they deserve having to wait longer for wardlow. theyre slandering the workhorsemen and i wont stand for it. also this match rules. i think everyone in it is cool hobbs and starks! their intro makes me want a tag team's intro song to be a sick mashup of each individual guy's intros. that'd be so cool DRESSED LIKE A BAR OF SOAP oh!? now its jurassic express?? are all da tag teams walking out here to sass each other??? get the acclaimed and the gunn club out here now 46m lmfao jungle boy's face at what christian cage said oh!! three way tag battle!

RED VELVET EVIL HOURS!! DARK STATLANDER!!! thank u jade for giving me another tank of copium re: alien statlander. thank u...

wardlow time!! my one sick prediction is that wardlow is going to get a hold of the belt and then finish off his own lashes i cant believe im watching this shit live. finding out about the cody rhodes stuff half a year ago was mind boggling. howd they put that on tv oh my god hes no-selling the belt. THIS RULES my friend's internet died. this is so fucking tragic. im waiting in solidarity back on. oh HELL yes mjf is going insane :) :))))) awesom look at the gradient on this guy cool segment

oh hey! roppongi vice! oh... the two of you are... back together........... full time................ so... the... best friends... then... would.... not.............. ;_____;

trying to watch this rey fenix vs kyle o reilly match but looking like this:

ok. im over it im fine now. whats goin on in this wrestle match oh snap. kyle won. god are they going to do a kyle vs adam cole finals then... hmm

oh!! i forgot about the BCC vs JAS segment!!!!! oh boy im excited about this one not excited enough apparently i got zoned out listening to jericho and looked at the twitter shenanigans instead. im rewatching this later for a different friend so

MAKI ITOH!!!!!! yaaaaaaayy!!!! this rules. i am laser focused on this match the money i spent on fite vpn is well worth not getting picture-in-picture'd right now :)c look im so invested in this match right now if maki itoh loses im going to riot for real for real RRRHGHGGHGHGHHHGHHGHHHHHH the match was fun at least. i did have that. i was given a fun match

i want statlander to win the owen hart tournament overall >:(

uh oh! serena deeb alert! FIRST JADE NOW SERENA? EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO TONY SCHIAVONE

jeff hardy please. do me a solid. you have to win this. save me from adam vs kyle *looks at the clock* uh oh *sees jeff hardy take his shirt off* oh no. hes going to lose u_u ù_ú man i love it when sting no-sells a chair hit lmao oh no!!!! not his leg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#talkzon

[pumpkinsy0]

Can you tell us about the dragon and centaur (or satyr I can't remember) purly au please??

EVERYONE STFU AND SAY HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THIS ACC 🗣🗣

but yes yes, a classic au indeed🛐🛐

•ok so basically im not gonna sit here n lie to u, i was basing this off monster high

•but that doesnt matter now, its time for purly, SO absolutely no offense to pony, HOWEVER compared to everyone else at school, hes not that scary LMFAOOO

•like im not saying he cant protect himself, but the mfs at his school r like zombies, gargoyles, werewolfs, and hes just half horse

•darrys a gargoyle, sodas a mermaid or siren, whichever tickles ur fancy, and ponys a centaur, so yea, he doesn’t rlly fit in at home either

•so most days hes just in the forest, chillin w the butterflies and bees and shit like that

•one think i will not take away from him is thats hes just rlly pretty when hes in the woods left alone, thats all im saying

•queue in curly da dragon💯💯💯

•now for curly hes pretty hot headed, unbelievably fucking strong, and rlly cool looking😈

•okok whys curly in the woods you ask????well the forest ponys in is heard to b haunted and curly was dared to go in

•ponys rlly desperate to make sure nobody comes back and would scare the ppl who come near it away, and tried to do the same w pony but pony fucked something up ANNDDD now curly knows that the woods isnt haunted, pony just wanted to b left alone

•to keep the whole situation a secret pony said curly could come into the woods whenever as long as he didnt bring anyone else, pony wants to keep a low profile damnit

•so curly takes him up on that and goes into the woods whenever he pleases and sometimes messes w pony

•after months and months of sneaking around to have a t place for themselves, flirting, and trying to impress each other they finally get together good christ

•to keep it as short as i can its like one sided enemies to lovers

at this point im just gonna list off stuff they do together bc the main focus of the au is stuff they do w each other, not rlly the story

•BUT ANYWHO their relationship starts off as flirts x flustered to whatever relationship dynamic donkey and that dragon had from fucking shrek

•putting it out there that pony casually makes smores a lot now bc curly has fire breathe🤞🏽

•also pony can stay out longer in the woods bc now curly can light a fire so he can stay warm and see everything a little bit better

•pony thinks curlys scales look cool and draws this dude any chance he gets, hes just cool like that💯💯💪🏽

•was gonna refrain from saying it but curly can grow to b rlly big and can pull pony closer to him w his wings🤼‍♀️

•ok so uhhhh pony can attract the lil woodland creatures (ole snow white head ass🙄🙄) and sometimes they climb on curly and curly never knows what to do and pony finds in funny

•ponys strong enough to carry curly on his back so WOOHOO🤞🏽

#ponyboy curtis #curly shepard #purly #darry curtis #sodapop curtis #darrel curtis #the curtis brothers

[tigerdrop]

so i saw da venom movie and ive been chipping away at Ideas over the past few days. here is one of them: The One Where They Kiss For The Second TIme

theres spoilers under here b/c it takes place at a very specific point in the movie so like. u have been warn

ive been thinking about the whole "reuniting with venom" thing, ok. like. im a huge sucker for the whole "two characters are separated from each other due to Emotional Conflict and then realize how much they miss each other and have a big emotional joyful reuniting moment" trope. and i think that there is a lot of potential there that we didnt get to see for one reason or another......like.....by this point, eddies had venoms tongue shoved down his throat and has been fucking bridal carried by venom. venoms been stubborn and obstinate and kind of a dick, but hes also been doing his level best to make eddie happy despite that. he comforts eddie about his emotional problems with anne. he protects him from every form of physical harm, not just b/c he needs a host but b/c he likes his host. he makes this stupid asshole Breakfast! and i feel like, after that whole reconciliatory scene btwn him, anne, and eddie, maybe eddies had some time to contemplate their relationship and just how much he fucking missed venom and also kind of sort of maybe wants to kiss him

SO. that said. i think once they get back to eddies apartment, theres a lot of feelings racing thru his head. theres the undeniable happiness at being reunited with somebody who he clearly missed, who clearly missed him. but also like......now hes got some real confusing shit up there that he wasnt ready to divulge yet! but venoms a part of him. he can tell eddies wrestling with something about him, something about anne. so he probes. why is eddie being so fucking cagey??

eddie insists that its not about anything. him thinking about being tongue-fucked by venom-and-anne is all about wanting anne back. the heat that rushed to his face when venom carried him to safety was about being dommed by his epic girlboss ex-gf. but that is so very clearly not fucking it b/c venom can feel every single physiological reaction he has. he can feel eddies racing heart and heavy breathing when he lets his tongue loll out

he can front as much as he wants that it has nothing to do with venom and that it has everything to do with his very normal, very female ex that hes still harboring feelings for, but its a little hard to hide that kind of thing from an entity that is literally sharing his body and mind. doesnt stop him from trying, though. eddies backed up against a wall, hands up in a nervous defensive gesture, while venoms upper body lurches out of him and his bemused, toothy face leans in close, like he can physically sniff out where that discord between eddies words and eddies thoughts is coming from if he gets close enough

and eddies all stammering and mealy-mouthed and having a hard time meeting venoms eyes as he insists that hes a red-blooded heterosexual male, okay, hes not really into that kind of thing. to which venom just snarls, liar. hes been in eddies head, hes seen memories of past flings and hes seen the way eddies eyes linger a little too long on men of a certain persuasion. so, okay, yeah, hes bisexual, so what? thats not that big of a deal. its 2021. who hasnt kissed a dude before?

venom mulls this one over. "so do you want to kiss me, eddie?"

"thats a-- cmon, man, what would i even be kissing? theres nothing-- its all teeth!"

venom grins at him, baring all of them. "you didnt mind before. not with anne."

"yeah, well, thats-- thats different! that was all her!"

that just gets something like disappointed condescension out of venom, which is a new one. eddie didnt even think he was capable of that kind of emotional granularity. "eddie.....she does not even like you like that. not anymore. it is time to face facts. you are a loser, and anne is not the kind of person who wants to kiss losers--"

"jesus, rub it in, why dont you!" eddie tries to push venoms face away so he can stalk to the couch and sulk, embarrassed and annoyed, but venom doesnt let him off the hook that easily, trailing after him.

"but i do."

one of the things i think that eddie would have a very real issue with is the fact that venom, is, like. not human, sure, but in a way that suggests that he doesnt fully Get the rules of being a human. in his mind, venom cannot possibly fucking get the intricacies of a human romantic relationship b/c he barely understands that there are things humans can and cant do, socially speaking. as far as he knows, venoms only motivations are survival-centric. eat brains. protect eddie. stop bad guys from doing bad things that would threaten them.

hes not entirely fronting here when he says that venom only kissed him b/c it was anne acting through his body. literally why would an alien, from outer space, want or understand the desire to do a very human courtship ritual? (and why does eddie even want to do them with him in the first place?? thats a level beyond weird, okay, and he was just gonna use their little trial separation period to wrangle those ideas into submission.)

but like......venoms not entirely ignorant of those things, either. you cant spend that much time in human society, in the physiological confines of a human body, sensing their thoughts and their desires and seeing what they see and interacting with their environments without picking up on some things. one: sure, he might not have gotten the idea to kiss eddie on his own, but he did it nonetheless. and it felt good. thats something he gets. it felt good, to have eddies hands clasping at his face and eddie gasping into his mouth and to enter him that way, all hot and slick on the inside. he likes feeling eddies heartbeat kickstart, whether its from a kiss or from the excitement and fear of sneaking into someplace he shouldnt. all that neuronal activity sparking off like fireworks inside his mind when hes on the beat, investigating, when hes navigating his motorcycle through congested SF traffic, when his minds racing just thinking about what to fucking tell venom right now

and like, yeah, sure, venoms an alien who reproduces asexually. doesnt mean he cant pick up a thing or two about how humans work. when eddie starts running his mouth a mile a minute about how venom doesnt even know what humans do in a relationship - clearly, since they barely have a functional one themselves - imagery from soap operas and animal planet documentaries and eddies own fragmented memories flashes in venom-and-eddies minds eye. yes, he gets it. mating. reproduction. that might not be his style, but what venom does know is that eddie himself doesnt even do those things to reproduce. humans do it because it feels good. venom wants to make eddie feel good. he gets a deep thrum of satisfaction when he flips back through those memories of eddie-and-anne, those lidded eyes when she pulls his hair and yanks her tie around his neck and--

"hey, hey, hey! get out of there! thats private!"

"but you were thinking about it," venom pouts.

"its-- you know, have you ever heard of that thing with the polar bears?"

"no. what bears. what is a polar bear--"

"not important! its just, like, if somebody tells you not to think about a polar bear, what are you gonna do? youre thinkin about the polar bear now! and right now, theres a lot of frickin polar bears that are really hard not to think about!"

"why are you thinking about polar bears when you should be thinking about me instead. you dont even want to kiss the polar bears. you want to kiss me--"

"not important!"

it is extremely important, actually, because venoms right. eddie does want to kiss him. he wants to kiss him so bad he could just up and die about it, and he just might, because this conversation is killing him. theres only one person on earth more stubborn than eddie brock, and its the symbiote staring him down an inch from his face. and hes-- hes kind of running out of excuses. its a two-way link between them, okay, and hes feeling what venom feels, too

the point being: eddie wants to kiss venom. and venom wants to kiss eddie, very very much. eddie can feel that strange hunger thrumming in his head like its his own. so venom suggests that they should just.....try it. just once, youll like it. and if he doesnt, then they never have to do it again. and by this point, eddies so fucking embarrassed and strung out by this particular conversation that he would do just about anything to get venom to stop thinking about fucking animal planet documentaries with HIS brain! and HIS eyeballs!

so, in that stammery, mumbly way of his, he acquiesces. they can try it. but-- but how is he gonna-- like, last time this happened, venom was on somebody else. in somebody else. but right now, hes just kind of......a floating head, hovering over his shoulder. hes not sure he can get into it like that.

no problem! his good ol buddy venom just exudes out of him, taking more of the form that eddies used to sharing with him, but.....outside of him. tethered to him by those black tendrils, wrapping around his legs and waist. eddie has to tilt his head up to look venom in the eye like this, and his hearts kickstarting again, just as hard as it had before. venoms, like, right there. grinning at him, so close they can feel each others breath. and then venom rests those big, clawed hands on the sides of eddies face.

"hi, eddie."

"hi, venom," he says back, high and squeaky.

"im going to kiss you now."

"okay, great, cool, awesome--"

and then venom cuts him off by leaning in and licking into his mouth with that long, long tongue, and its over. hes done. it definitely, 100% was never about anne, was it. it was about this: venoms tongue shoved down his throat, intrusive and overwhelming, the moment he gasps for breath. surging up against him and pressing him to the wall, toes just starting to clear the floor because venoms fucking hoisting him up and eddies scrabbling at his shoulders in an effort to keep his balance

its less of a kiss than it is eddie being tongue-fucked properly by an alien parasite, yknow. his face burns like nothing else, hes making choked little groans into venoms open mouth, and those tendrils crawl up his legs and waist, subsuming him from the bottom up. venom presses into him the way a human lover would: crowding him in, jamming something between his legs and pressing upward. but each scrape of pointed teeth against his mouth reminds eddie that he is distinctly Not. and just like venom can peel away each of the defensive layers of his mind to get at his gooey, wretched innards, so too can he feel what venom feels, think what he thinks:

eddiegoodeddiefriendeddietastegood

his whole body pulses with heat, so intensely that it makes him nauseous. theres no dancing around here - it goes from 0 to 100, as youd expect when one of the parties involved doesnt have, like, lips or anything. just a long, slick tongue and sharp, sharp teeth. the fun parts. black tendrils yank eddies hands off his shoulders and pin them to the wall instead, and no amount of struggling can get them to pull free. theyre stuck fast. all of him is, actually.

before long, hes totally, utterly helpless. under venoms thrall. feeling a sinuous something crawling into his hoodie, creeping up his stomach and pulling his shirt upward. and eddies never felt blood rush to his dick so fucking fast in his life. he has to breathe solely through his nose, trying desperately to wind his tongue around venoms as if hes playing much of a role in the matter. it feels like venoms trying to crawl inside him from every possible avenue - mouth, skin, lungs--

but not the way he wants (which he? venom? eddie?)--

eddie chokes suddenly, trying to jerk away, and it takes venom a sluggish couple of seconds to draw back and let him cough and wheeze properly. he cant-- he cant even look venom in the eye. sclera. whatever.

what was that?

(this is where it ends probably. theyve got the whole rest of the movie to get to and i personally dont think they fuck until their honeymoon at the end but. yknow. i had the thought and then i couldnt stop thinking. Bye)

#writin stuff #i want my shit to get better so i can write FASTER

[skullstarz]

the chaotic shinsou siblings

-> shinsou hitoshi and sibling!reader

i got this idea after trying to write smth about aizawa's niece/nephew moving in with him and decided i enjoy the chaotic energy of a tired hitoshi and a gremlin sibling more so have my self indulgent shit fest LOL

warnings: slight weed mentions, language, etc. also there's shinsou x kaminari in here we ship that in this household ok? also slight sero x reader hes hot sexy

word count: 566 words.

alternative title: HITOSHI IS TIRED OF U PLS

check out my masterlist for more of my works!!

the toothbrush accident

“oh shit-” “what did you do toshi?” you called out, instantly suspicious of your brother. you two were both in the bathroom, shinsou having a habit of barging in the bathroom whenever he wants, regardless of whether or not you were in the shower. “i uh. i may have dropped your toothbrush in the toilet-” “HOW THE FU-”

now shinsou’s at the store, you hollering at him through the phone about how not only does he owe you the trip to the store but also ice cream- for no reason. “what color do you want, bitch?” you squinted. “i dont want a color, whore, i want a peppa pig toothbrush”

he got you a plain one. bitch.

catching him making out

you knew someone came to visit him, having heard the front door open and close, and then loud laughing 20 minutes later. finally deciding you’ve let them have enough time without interruption, you got up to be the food rat you are and get some snacks.

oops. there you were, mid tiptoe, eyes stuck on him and- “mf is that a human pikachu?” the two stop basically EATING each other’s faces “Y/N GET OUT” “THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM. ITS A COMMON AREA. NOT A SEXY TIME AREA. I NEED TO FEAST” “hi! im kaminari denki!”

eat face time turned into denki and y/n bonding time. shinsou not happy.

shinsou’s grudge

“NO, YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE REMOTE” “PLEASE TOSHI PLEAAAAAASE” “NO.” your brother was currently holding the remote too far up for you to reach it “DUDE FUCK OFF JUST GIVE ME THE REMOTE” “thats what you get for being a short BITCH” you gasp, continuing to yell “toshi you are NOT an ally if you dont give me the remote!” “you caught me making out with a DUDE the other day, what do you mean im not an ally?!” you snort at his words.

“omg i forgot about that yeah but the way you were kissing him was like a hate crime!” the expression on his face was priceless as he tries to smack you “fuck YOU” “actually i think you wanna fuck denki, but okay” “STOP”

kitchen goblin

thunk. “oh fuck jsjexkaiq” shinsou cackled, hearing you verbally keyboard smash. making his way over to the kitchen, he found you on the floor, chip bags and snack boxes littered all over you and the floor. he pointed at you and snickered before you punched the air “hitoshi fuck oFFFFF” “missed, turd.”

“what were you even doing in the kitchen?” “what does it look like, purple fuck?” he scoffed “being a kitchen goblin” you sat up, punching his shin “MOTHERFUCK-” “ITS 2 AM IN THE MORNING WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING UP?!”

“nothing! sorry dad(zawa)...” you two say in unison.

da plug sero hanta

“who do you get your papers from shawty” you barge into shinsou's room, staring at him expectantly. “sero hanta, he’s denki’s friend” “oooo… give me his number” shinsou glared at you, about ready to slam his door in your face. “why…” “i literally just said- i- FOR PAPERS MF” “OH”

later shinsou found you, giggling at your phone in the living room. sneaking up on you, he snatched your phone and gasped at the messages “WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH THE FUCKING PLUG? Y/N?” “CAUSE I CAN, AND I WANT TO”

"JESUS CHRIST Y/N"

#anime #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academy #bnha shinso hitoshi #shinsou hitoshi #bnha shinsou #reader #y/n #shinsou x denki #sero x reader #bnha sero #bnha denki

[mitchelljoni]

2, 5, 17, 24

OMG hey!!!<3

2. name a movie that makes you genuinely laugh.

SUCH a good question omg. love this. one thing about me is i AM an easy laugh so like. there are so many but rn i think theres a couple that come to mind....funny girl genuinely makes me giggle. when barbra streisand comes down the stairs and shes got that pillow under her shirt...i am the beautiful reflection of my love's affection.......iykyk. truly hysterical. clueless and legally blonde, also great classic laughs produced. i remember watching licorice pizza recently and that genuinely had me in bits at points, so many good moments. loved the bradley cooper scenes obv lol...

otherwise bridget jones's diary and the proposal both never fail to make me laugh HAHHA i genuinely believe renee zellweger's british accent could just make me laugh forever (not even bc it's bad! it's good! it's just everything she says in it is funny!), and the scene in the proposal where sandra bullock starts chanting get low is literally peak cinema. OH OH and the incredibles 2. sorry but when jack jack gets his powers it was over for everyone else i genuinewly think that sequence w the raccoon is incredible....anyway well. turns out a lot of movies make me laugh lol

5. what’s your favorite season?

SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE IT'S MY EGYPTIAN GENES BUT I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT. EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN DA SUMMERTIMEEEEE!!!!!

17. favorite song?

i am sorry. i cannot possibly answer this. my current "favourite songs of all time" playlist is 4000 songs long. however. to give you a random selection of current favs that i have recently sent to any one of my friends and gone "holy shit what a song":

dont know why by norah jones (i am always listening to norah jones but like. it's that album's 20th anniversary this yr [which also, WHAT THE Fuck...the passage of time] and i just cant stop thinking ab this song. like. thats literally a perfect debut song. how can you improve on that song. you can't!! it's the perfect song!!)

distance by yebba i talk ab this song like all the time but i just can't express what a good song it is like...i rlly truly think no one is doing it like yebba in the music industry currently nd like. she really truly is shockingly good. and the best thing is when shes live it's almost...better which ! wow ! so rare rn. anyway. i love this song, always have, always will. i feel like i am constantly singing it somewhere in my head

homeward bound by simon and garfunkel ok like wow what a song ! ! ! i actually randomly put on the glee cover of it the other day and it made me genuinely emotional bc like. it's ... a realy good cover lol but i love this song. im liteerally sitting in a railway station got a ticket for my destination like SHUT UP!!!! WHAT A GOOD SONG

fairy tale by toni braxton iykyk but also like....honestly listen to it and u will get it. most babyface-produced song ever produced by babyface me thinks.........harmonically everything is good here sorry!

my willing heart by james blake ok great song. just such a good song. so oozy crunchy and delicious like whyd he do those chords like that wow. i love listening to this song and just like. exisiting in it like a sandwich.

my mum and i always listen to how deep is your love by the bee gees in the car together :) i love it! there is such a beautiful cover by PJ morton, both the live version w yebba and the live version w alex isley. i love!

ive had until by cecile mclorin salvant on REPEAT recently and overjoyed by stevie wonder leaves me...overjoyed!!

sorry u opened a literal sarcophagus w this qn. i cld talk about my fav songs literally FOREVER this is a completely random cross section of songs ive had playing recently it is not at all indicative of my ABSOLUTE faves of which...i fear i can never specify...but still :) hope u listen to some of these and enjoy!

24. if you could travel to any point in time, where would you go?

i wld go back in time for like 5 seconds to ask emily dickinson if sue is a top. then i wld leave bc i wld not want to be hate crimed

ask me random questions!

#thank u sweet alex. u r my fav Midwestern Mutual<3 #answered #hopeyoulikemissionary #tumblr user hopeyoulikemissionary u and ur tags will always be famous #ask meme

[alotsgonnachange]

Mystic Messenger Saeran’s AE Thoughts (.......And Prayers..) #Spoilerz

Hello, I just finished Saeran’s after ending and I have a lot of things to say and I am going to write it down while I'm still all keyed up about it.

First of all… Please DO NOT ask me how much money I spent to finish this as fast as I did…. I’m grown but my bank account is certainly going to have a good ole fashioned CHUCKLE at this….. It’s been a long quarantine I deserve a lil happiness as a treat methinks!

I have been playing this absolutely insane game since I think 2016? When I first started playing the deep routes had JUST come out I think? And I was just finishing up high school and am now a college grad...lmao

I’ve played all routes at least once except Jaehee but i’ve seen walkthroughs of her route (I’ve heard it makes you hate Jumin and he’s my favorite so um. hehe). V’s and Saeran’s routes I found to be so emotionally intense and just….a lot and I've been waiting a long ass god damn time for this after ending okay…. I would theorize and make up an ending in my head but i’m no writer so it was hard to figure out lol. I’m a Jumin stan mostly but I love everybody and yeah I should probably play that jumin dlc too but I need like a DAY to recover from Saeran’s AE. Enough about me HERE are my thoughts on it overall

Major Saeran AE Spoilers under da cut!

Can we please discuss V showing up to the C+R conference room with basically chloroform and made everybody Pass Out like??? I was alone in my room at like midnight just SCREAMING at my phone???? And the creepy ass CG ???? It’s like that gif of sarah paulson from ahs being like “I put arsenic in the wine….and the pasta”

Anyway I screamed at V a lot during this process!!

Loved RFA being sweet and kind to saeran (before V fucking drugged them…)

This is such common V behavior “I have to do it all myself...there’s no other way..” GIRL SHUT UPPP You do this every route....

SO many CG’s and I enjoy them a lot

Saeran’s sprite looks a little TOO crisp compared to everyone else but maybe its a glitch??? V next to him is in 480p while saeran is like 1080p

Hearing both Saeran and Saeyoung missing the other brother the whole time??? PAIN. All my homies know is PAIN

BOSS and his V for Vendetta ass guy fawkes mask??? I literally yelled “this game is TERRIBLE!!” several times at my phone

Their dad is so>??????? When he was sitting on the couch with saeyoung in that one CG while simultaneously telling him to kill himself?????????? Maybe chairman han is actually the best dad in this game somehow

When V and Rika were like we’re back together teehee teehee okay pack it up bonnie and clyde ..

When chairman han calls u and says hes jealous of u and saeran…..HUH????? I’m calling HR

When they go to the apartment and see boss and vanderwood and poor saeyoung is sitting there seeing his brother for the first time in years i wanted to D word sooooo bad like PAIN...PAIN….

Can we HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT JUMIN HAN BEING THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME AND HE LOST EVERYTHING IN THIS AE……. he just took the blame and moved on jumin what the hell….. I love him so much r we serious? He watched his 2 closest friends betray him in the worst way and found out abt how Rika abused Saeyoung and Saeran???? I felt just AWFUL. Terrible ...Terrible….

Rika’s change in demeanor from Saeran's actual route is certainly a Choice. I find her much more bearable this time around and unfortunately i think I was too nice to her and ended up with a bad end LMFAO

I was happy to see Saeran stand up for himself and become stronger and confident. You go king!

The CG of Yoosung laying in Zen’s lap is everything to me…

HOWEVER YUP I sure did get a bad ending and I was so mad fdsafdskfdhsf ! (I would be happy to clarify how I got the good one the second time.) MAKE SURE To SAVE EARLY in days 2 and 3 bc the branches on day 4 is where the bad end will show up. For me it was the first day 4 chat and then a story mode titled “SAVIOR”.... If you see that RUN FOR THE HILLS!!

I was so mad! But I had saved in day 2 and replayed and MANAGED to get good end

I’m obsessed with everyone calling V and Rika “that psychotic couple” like…..its true its true…

No those two are so toxic… V’s route was torture watching them go on and on about the sun like yo can yall just call each other babe like normal people.

I respect straight people but not V and RIka that shit was just wrong… Straight marriage was a mistake

Oh lord i also FULLY Forgot Rika killed the twins’ mother…. Yeah that scene was um Certainly a lot but it needed to happen eventually

Like it’s good they know but damn that storyline is just so bleak

I think it was satisfying TO A DEGREE….To see Rika understand where she was wrong, why she was wrong, fess up and even APOLOGIZE! I was very surprised.

Saeran and Saeyoung are Certainly twins with the amount that those two self sacrifice in every route MY GOD…..

The scene with Jumin talking to his father and the other scene of him praying oh my god I cannot tell you how happy I was to see him begin to understand and address his own feelings in a route that was not his own. My main problem with Jumin’s route has always been the trapping MC in his penthouse aspect.. This way Jumin understands love and emotions without being overly possessive !!! YAY also loved seeing him be on good terms with his dad who was surprisingly profound

That last Story mode was Really a Lot…. and Strange things occurred which I will get into in just a minute

Jumin becoming a politician is so funny but ngl … i see it.

Yoosung going to france to study pastries ok king I see u! (it made more sense to me than the vet thing anyway)

Lastly Zen FURRY ERA

MY BEEF With the AE

I was happy with how they handled it for the most part. I think Cheritz heard our feedback about V’s after ending and was like okay….let’s try something different

HOWEVER

Saeran…. Sweet kind saeran… IS SO AFFECTIONATE HAHA….

He must have said I love you like 300 times…..very mushy gushy flowery language...and maybe that’s just his personality but for me it was like eating cake with buttercream cake. It means well, but god damn is it sugary and going to cause a stomach ache later.

He was just… SO MUCH! SO forward and ON all the time in his affections. I honestly felt kind of smothered and by day 3 and 4 I was sooooo over all the compliments… King you’ve come a very long way, but ur still putting MC on a pedestal and probably need to see a therapist.

Nextly….Rika and V….. Naw that knock out gas really ...that hurt lol. Coming from “I would do anything to protect RFA” V? Idk like…. EYE felt betrayed reading that. It was just hurtful. I can’t even imagine how the members would have felt as they were passing out. It was just so cruel. I suppose I understand why but like?? Just TERRIBLE

Them being in cahoots with the agency and the prime minister..HUH??? Also too much

V just felt so irresponsible like I do understand that he ended up in a weird web of secrets that’s hard to untangle but he’s so fucking stubborn he’s SO stubborn it makes me insane. Like sir… It seems like in other routes he wanted to try to protect Rika and the RFA.. But in this AE it seems more to me that he was like yeah i’m protecting Rika and That’s It… so fucking hurtful to me. Both of y’all apologize ESPECIALLY to the twins and Jumin..

The forgiveness thing…… Okay so I think some people will not like that Saeran decided to “forgive” the people who hurt him (Rika, V, Saejoong, his mother). I would point out that I actually think this was approached somewhat well. He says at one point that he doesn’t think they’re good or bad, just people. I think he sounded mature and like this was the way for him personally to accomplish his healing process. Would I have loved for Saeran to flip V and Rika off and kick Saejoong off a cliff? Yea I really would. But like…. If that’s what HE needs to do to heal then who am I to judge?

HOWEVER…. Everything Eye just said goes out the window when the scenes at the end with Saejoong come up… I was PERPLEXED. Like why did he HUG his deranged father who just kicked the shit out of him??? Also all the chat options that MC has with him r like blah blah you’re like this because no one loves you were so corny to me LMFAOOOO?

AND WHEN HE WAS IN THE ROOM LATER WITH SAERAN… i’m sorry but if that were me I would have called a nurse to deck his ass. Cool he turned himself in YOU SUCK SOOOO BAD AND I NEVER WANT YOU TO COME NEAR SAEYOUNG AND SAERAN AGAIN THANKS.

*scratches ass* I wish I got to see saeyoung and saeran finally sit down and have that first conversation after a long time and hug CG but the ending was fine I GUESS….. I dont care about ROMANCE I want those boys to be happy brothers together

Anyway that was really emotionally exhausting but I fr think I got it out of my system after literal years… And I can rest in peace knowing the choi twins are happy. THATS ALL I WANTED TO KNOW!!!!

#Saeran Choi #Saeran AE #Saeran after ending #Saeran AE spoilers #Mystic messenger #Mysme #Saeran after ending spoilers #mystic messenger spoilers

[pjinthestreets]

i am saying this to myself no one read my cringe bleach postcanon

ok but this is what goes down though: renji+rukia marriage. im just saying it happens. im just saying ichigo and orihime would come? come on they saved Da Soul Socielty like seven times they can RSVP. fuckin

momo comes too obviously.. obviously kira is invited and stuff but hes zombifried and not exactly the life of the party no one rly wants him there and he does not want to go. not actly important if he shows up but i Do think the angst factor would be tastey like if hes on the side like conspicuously Just Standing There. alright ive Shown My Face gotta go :|

momo also on da side like hm yep lovely shindig let me just :) have one more drink :) tee hee lovely party guys! im crying because im just very happy for the happy couple GOTTA LOVE IT OK ILL BE OUTSIDE GETTING SOME AIR

orihime outside Actually getting air (lotta people she barely knows carousing and being. You Know.) like o hi uhh Miss. (FUCK I KNOW IVE SEEN HER BEFORE WHAT WAS HER NAME UHHH) Hows it going? Oh my god shes crying GIRL CRYING ALERT SUPPORTIVE MODE ACTIVATED

momo, kinda tipsy and a little bit totally miserable: no its fine its nice! i just kind of pictured things differently you know! i should be happy for them! but i keep thinking about how i was gonna get married someday. selfish right

orihime: :( babe no. come here. sweetheart. youre beautiful theres lots of time to find love! besides arent shinigami like immortal? :)? the right person is out there for you i promise!

momo, definitely tearing up now: no its not that i actually had someone. but like. thats the problem lol

orihime: ???

orihime: oh god. :( thats so sad i

hang on

like still alive type corpse? like has part of his own reiatsu still intact type walking around making everyone uncomfortable type ohhhh yeah actually that sounds like. a solveable problem to me

momo: ?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!

orihime: yeah man if you can get him to consent i can almost definitely revive him with my godlike powers. nobody seems to remember this but i am almost the most powerful guy in this narrative

kira an indeterminate amount of time later: i dont rly see how this is going to improve things for my actual. utility as a killing machine. which is all i am good for etc etc sad boy noises

momo, clinging to sanity by a fucking shred at this point: shut the fuck up and get good dude you cannot imagine the stress this situation has put me under

orihime: cool alright let me juuuuust

kira: OH GOD IM ALIVE JESUS CHRIST I CAN FEEL EVERYTHING

momo: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rose, like 25 miles away: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mayuri, who definitely just lost a pet project and is prepared to argue intellectual property rights AFTER taking it out in Blood: what are u doing with my personal property i fuckin made that thing >:(

rose, finally getting a chance to use that sweet sweet bankai that got like 2 panels of airtime: you know for some reason it didnt occur to me until just now that someone else could do your job :) die :)

* le epic battle* [30+ episodes (colloquially known as the ‘mayuri eats shit forever’ arc)]*

downside to this is we may never get that sweet hoodie look on izuru. im gonna hazard that a guy who kinda gets his power and entire like character scheme from themes of despair, pain, and disempowerment mayyyy be cheated out of a bankai by this move. but it is simply the sacrifice we will have to make for the constantly-shafted-side-characters-get-their-happy-ending (and, can’t emphasize this enough, mayuri eats shit and dies forever) arc

#tee hee #bleach #i promise that reading this will give you brain damage #shut up about the cringe factor im well aware #THIS WAS LITERALLY LIKE 30K ON MY OLD HARDDRIVE RIP #yes its me 'negotiating with demons' ao3 yes im still thinking about following it up #you can ship kira/momo or not but you gotta admit shed make the same move platonically..... #my guy kira

[paintbrush-stan-babeyy]

uhmmmmm so basic of lly? i get it now. i Understand and i Know. know what, you might ask. 

Him

after ep 14 i did nothing but pace around my house like an excitable fool and while doing so jimmied open my brain cells long enough to finally connect the pieces of knife’s character so liek,,,, here’s a really shitty character analysis for anyone who has trouble writing him like i do dhfgdfhjf **disclaimer: idk how to write a character analysis

1. Da Basics so! knife! what’s up with him? well im here to tell you! he is a bastard nd i like him so much. from the official wiki descriptions we know he is a “ surface level jerk...  with his brash attitude and tendency to bully the other competitors” but then had this turn around in s2 after everyone was like “hey,,, u should be nicer”. there’s more to it but I Will Get There. anyhow the flats of his personality really is him being a dickhead to cover up those soft bits he doesn’t know how to express because he compartmentalizes all the time. who doesn’t do that tho lmao 

2. Da Beginning of a Parable   right now you’re probably thinking “wow rib! that sucked we already knew all that” well watch this *goes stupid goes crazy.* in a show that’s all about the contestants, the only way you can really understand Anyone is to pick apart how they interact with others and in knife’s case he does so Very Specifically. how it works is that so far every major interaction he’s had tends to culminate until it hits a breaking point. for example *points at trophy.* everything that happened there is where i like to mark the start of his character arc. da bully? has become da bullied. it doesn’t last very long but having his softer interests- like dora- exposed, mocked, and then held against him shakes knife up to the very least. having him mention how bad trophy’s blackmail was ten or so episodes later really drives in how Much it stuck with him. it wasn’t the senseless violence he was used too and kind of forced him to realize that “oh shit,,,,,,,, people can?? interact with me???” in ways that got under the walls he set up. *points at nickel nd suitcase* these guys? also reinforced that newborn view he’s looking at. like,,,, he’s still a complete ass and doesn’t quite, Get it? and he doesn’t even know that he’s in a character arc yet but i can confidently say the sarcasm and “random act of kindness” shifted something drastically in him, solely because of how understated these traits are. the biggest issue with seeing knife’s trajectory is the subtlety in it. he is absolutely one of the most subtle characters in the show; his growth shown in snippets, pushed aside for bigger storylines and hidden under his brash nature. he still hides the soft intentions under the asshole and that’s important to remember, but it’s also important to remember that the soft intentions is what you need to focus on.

3. Then Why Is He Acting Like That Now its the subtlety babey!!! its also the compartmentalizing in action. he’s always pushed things into boxes and labels, ie “bully”, “jock”, “nerd”, whatever. in the newest ep he’s doing just that. if you recall, any major external conflict he might’ve had was resolved suuuuper early in the season, so knife has had no way to conflate his problems with the show, unlike other characters. he did all his diagnostics running on the Down Low, influenced by the idea that other characters might know what’s going on in his noggin and then saying “no thanks” to that, all while taking in their advice at the same time. he’s a “take don’t give” kinda guy (except not all the time but I Will Get There). hell, taco technically wasn’t part of the show Either. so basically, his issues? are all internal and ii is really just that to him. a game. y’all might remember a previous post that i made and subsequently lost in the void when i deleted, but when i compared mephone’s memories to the players current situations and then couldn’t for the LIFE of me figure out how knife’s played into it, i was actually lying. my guy’s general “trash” feelings over the show was, at this point, him actually taking it seriously for once. knife got done being “open” once microphone eliminated herself, and it’s back to being selfish because any internal ties, as small as they were, have wrapped themselves up neatly. all that’s left is the game, and gosh darn he really believes he’s got a shot at winning it

4. He Is Not Immune To Being Soft However this is how knickle can still w- “ok then rib, what’s going on in the inside then, huh??” glad you asked! knife has gained delicacy. after suitcase he really did decide to Stop being so thick and actually look at things now, taking up the role of an asshole observer- sort of like mepad in a sense. he got,,, perceptive, coupled with his personal sense of sectionalizing. in the end he likes,,, maybe, three other people, and that influences how he carries any interactions he has later in the series. suitcase? is a ok in his book, and he does give her genuine advice a couple times. microphone is a fairly complex situation that picks up in his box mindset. pickle? hallelujah thats knife’s favorite guy. i can’t say for sure Why he’s knife’s favorite guy but really, there’s no heterosexual explanation on why pickle was the absolute axis of knife’s turning point. ep seven honestly truly is the head of knife’s change overall actually. his random act of kindness Here branches off into any kindness he does Later. suitcase manages to keep up in his head, and microphone probably reminds him of pickle- especially with the similarities of their situations, which is why he pokes and prods at her so much. it’s his very knife way of being nice, it’s him saying “hey, taco? isn’t worth it”. its that hard shell under currented by his arc of playing fair. knife still 100% has a ways to go (apology to marsh in my mouth pls pls pls-) but i can’t wait to see how his one trackedness plays out from here 

#inanimate insanity #ii knife #hey this sucks and i do nothing but talk in circles but liek.... *hands y'all this* #im tired all i know is that i Get him now sjhdkfg

[miaxeu]

      though the mist might prevent some from seeing it, MIA STOEGER is actually a descendent of DIONYSUS. it’s still a question of whether or not the TWENTY-ONE year old MYTHOLOGICAL STUDIES MAJOR from LOS ANGELES, USA has taken after HER godly parent completely, but the demigod is still known to be quite CHARISMATIC & DUPLICITOUS. 

( y’all dont deserve this real messy intro but im workin w half a bwain cell at 4am so i beg thee 4 mercy. nywyy im the excited new girl who’s hella pumped to meet all ur charas : katya ! feel free to hop in my ims to plot or drop a like and i’ll hop in urs ! x  )

POWERS

natural acting abilities — her ma’s a hollywoo agent so she started actin real early & now shes a big shot actress. there r more deetz on her career below !

chlorokinesis — it wasnt as natural as acting n she only started working on it when she turned 13 n started going to camps. b4 she just noticed shes good w plants but it wasnt super crazy or nything. its p good now tho ! shes prioritizing vine binding and manipulation 4 the self defense bc awards r cool n all but they dont rlly protecc from monsters ykwim 

levitation — shes trying her best ur honor

alcokinesis  — she cant conjure it or anything, she’s just immune to it ffff

BIO POINTS — cw: drug use ( full biography here )

her mom raised her by herself bc dionysus the party god was out of the picture immediately. she never told mia she’s a demigod & it was always just “ wow ur so talented ” or “ aww u got a green thumb ! ” but when she saw him claim 13 y/o mia by placing a weird hologram over her head while she slept, she knew she had to spill da beanz & tell her kid

ofc mia thought her mom was jus playing sum weird acting exercise w her bc her powers r so lowkey she could highkey just be a Mortal but insert sad whistle, the realizashun & the claiming meant heightened monster threat !! so yea ,,, one ended up chasing her a couple days later rip 

aside from the trauma, mia was ok. mostly bc she ended up cryin for dionysus like any child would n lo & behold he came & helped !!! as he should. nywy she made sure to go to summer camps every year after that but mostly just for protection purposes

she lowkey rlly hates this whole god business esp now that shes grown lmfao deadass thinks she got a bad deal bc life threats arent sexy !!! went to eonia eventually bc its Too Much Man. she just wants to go back to work and her life w the mortals w/o worryin for her life. would deadass fade her father if she could. may or may not be majoring in greek mythology to figure out the logistics of it all out of spite, who knows !

PERSONALITY

not ! a Drama Queen  —  dont get me wrong, shes hella Extra in the way she moves n acts sorta like shes always bein captured on film. is quick-witted & playful & can be a huge tease/flirt if she feels like it, but miss her w Real Feelings ! totally not sentimental. srsly she will try to rationalize away everything and is just,.,., not good w it. so soz folks, we just keepin it breezy here

ugh, she’s an Actress — aka she can act like she cares tho ! shes very much into keeping ppl on her good side. shes friendly n palatable to everyone bc its how shes been trained & while it doesnt seem fake, its def diff when its genuine

The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known —  lemme circle back to the first one, ok so shes good w emotions but only in theory. does intense character work with her roles so she thinks that counts as her having eq when rlly shes just emotionally stunted, projecting n repressing like an idiot

blonde, skinny, rich, & a lil bit of a Bitch — shes only a bitch inwardly or to ppl she trusts enuff to let in on the gossip. if anyone full on opposes her or becomes real emotional, then this lil diva will rear its superiority complex head n snap a lil. will most probably do it v underhandedly n w a smile but it will be Brutal

girls just wanna have FUN ! — shes the child of da party god, so ofc she a true party girl. officially off the rails when she parties. inhibitions ? we dk her. can be insensitive in that case bc smtms its truly no strings attached, tis all abt the fun. likes company a lot & it doesnt even have 2 be loud or particularly abt her, she just likes having people around n the escapism of it all. will make friends with everyone n make sure they have a jolly fun time guaranteed at dionysus parties 

Work Hard, Play Hard — real responsible when it comes to work and commitments and if she trusts/likes u enough, she’ll give it 2 u straight, no bs. def thinks Calling Out is an act of love but maybe does it a lil too harshly smtms. v much into efficiency, sentiments be damned. not the feely words type. will sit next to u or party w u or even pay 4 ur therapist if u need sum1 to talk to. she will Be There while u work thru it, so long as u dont expect her to change n be all emotional n stuff

if she seems a lil contradictory thats bc she kinda is. tis the good ol nurture vs nature. her ma’s a real no nonsense chick n her pops is a frat guy drama geek greek god whos rlly into cottagecore so u get this lil blonde bitch whos sorta teetering on the edges

OTHER INFO  — cw: drug use ( full headcanons here )

re her career, she achieved pegot status when she was 18 aka she truly b dat bitch. shes not super mainstream famous tho, more like indie sweetheart, film snobs/critics fave typa gal. if ya want a trajectory she started w baby commercials then a sitcom from 4-10 ( think modern fam’s lily ) then it was off to the big screen & the stage ! 

mia has a lil bit of a drug habit. its not abusive or dependent, but it is a staple whenever shes parties bc alcohol is useless 2 her. started a lil young too bc hollywoo. primarily uppers/hallucinogens. she smokes weed a lil more liberally but the rest is mostly just an on occasion thing ( which, ngl, is a still a lil problematic when u party a lot rip )

after she got claimed, mia ended up going to demigod camps in a lot of diff places n countries, depending on where production would take her. there was never an established place, more like wherever was nearest when they wrapped up shooting bc monsters afoot n wutnot  

she was always homeschooled but she still managed to go to a prom and homecoming bc party is life. that makes eonia uni p much her first chance at having a normal educational environment & experience and even then its anything but. still tho this is her moment !!! im lit rally begging her to get a personality that isnt her internally rolling her eyes going “ its not that deep ”

might put up a bio/stats page if im feelin sxc but i wud jus like the records to show that mia stoeger is a bi sxc babe bc me ? write a het ? no grassy ass.

POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS — cw: drug use ( full connections here )

omg danny devito i love ur work ! 

,,, p self explanatory sdkjfs sum1 who loves her work ! it can be lowkey/highkey fangirl to a civil admiration

OR alternatively, y/m can Not Be a fan of her work. they might think the storyline of the projects she takes on r too out of touch n highbrow yada yada yada, but yes, we love to see either of it ! 

summer camp sweetheart !  

someone she met when at camp when they were teens ? doesnt matter in what country/city, but mia was only visiting so it was truly a one summer romance typa thing. bc she was younger, im thinkin 13-17 or w/e she was probably sweeter n a lot more emotional then. was it either’s first puppy love ? first kiss ? first “ relationship ? ” idk, do yk ? truly, so many possibilities. nothin set in stone just hmu bub 

summer camp pals ! 

p much the same as above but make it Platonic

party buddies !

or druggie pals. either way works but she wud luv it if theyre both xoxo

friends w benefits !

most probably ( but not limited to ) sum1 she met at a party skdjhsjk is it exclusive ? is any1 starting to develop feelings ? im down 4 nthing n evrything

alexa play true friend by hannah montana !

give mia her college bestie ! her confidant who knows her feels and can call each other out viciously with no ounce of resentment. we stan the friendships !

omg i love ur skirt !

that is the ugliest effing skirt i've ever seen. lmao basically sum1 mia pretends to like or acts civil w but rlly ,,,, Cannot Stand for w/e rzn   

im p much braindead rn but those are just sum ideas !!! ofc the usual staples like the pals, enemies, wutnots are also v welcome we love to see it. if u also have a wc that u think mia would fit in, id luv to know more ! there are also a couple more detailed ones here, but pls feel free to shoot me a msg n we can get 2 plotting x 

( * wipes brow * how did i type so much n say so little rip. mia is also a completely new muse so pls b patient n if i fuq up from time to time, pretend u do not see >.< nywy thnx 4 readin, sweets ! feel free to hmu here or at discord if ya wanna <3333 )

FULL INFO  ||  EONIA TASKS 

[mingjue]

MY THOUGHTS ON FATAL JOURNEY-- this will obviously contain spoilers for the entire thing bc it’s. ALL my thoughts. 

FIRST OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MINGJUE CRIES. ALMOST 3 SEPARATE TIMES.

also mingjue with his hair down :)

BABY BROTHERS NIE MNIGJUE AND NIE HUAISANG TOO!!!!! MINGJUE GAVE HUAISANG THE BRUSH HE USED :((

these bitches can also teleport short distances now??? like mingjue teleported. he can teleport. 

AND THEY HAVE GIANT SPIRIT THINGIES??? LIKE AT THE END MINGJUE FUCKING FOUGHT ONE OF HIS ANCESTORS W A GIANT SPIRIT THAT CAME FROM HIM

he had a red one that was buff and showed some boobie but the spirit wasnt the hottest, i can make it hot though.

the ancestor had a light blue one that was basically a skeleton w hair with a floaty piece behind him. i can also make that sexy

i really want to see the concept art for these spirits though they were NOT standing still or anything and i cant w the CGI used for them

the dragon only appeared briefly after huaisang big brained and reset coffins, and it was all spinny n stuff and huaisang was SMUG......he reset the tomb before him bubba did.

^ that said there was two tombs, the white(?) tiger and the green dragon, they had to balance out those tombs or whatever before going into the main tomb, which i think is where the first master of the nie clan is held?? which is why he had that spirit thing and was able to posses someone.

so they cross the bridge into the main tomb, and that’s where huaisang falls off and mingjue calls after him. mingjue dives down to save him, and uses baxia to fly about and catch him. and she leaves a deep fucking cut into the wall bc they slide down some before finally stopping. 

so mingjue is holding huaisang nd all that. and he manages to 1. throw huaisang above him (w magic usage). 2. pull baxia up and throw her to huaisang, and baxia pulls huaisang up the rest of the way and he lands on the other side of the bridge, BUT, mingjue falls AND I CANT HANDLE IT.

LIKE HE’S UNDER THE IMPRESSION HE’S GOING TO DIE SO HE’S LIKE.......SMILING BC HE TRUSTED HUAISANG I GUESS

BUT HUAISANG WAS LIKE IM GOING TO THROW MYSELF BACK DOWN THERE AND GET MY BROTHER.

so he does and he goes through this maze that always lead him to the same spot, until hes chased a bit and knocked the fuck out-- then he wakes up in nmjs lap

AND THIS IS WHEN NMJ FIRST ACTUALLY CRIES-- like i THINK he teared up a bit beforehand, like when nhs calls him out for what they’re doing and he prolly got overwhelmed by 1. realizing what they’re doing. 2. his little brother is mad at him + accusing him of doing evil shit. 3. ALSO HUAISANG SAYS BASICALLY “WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE THEIR FATE?” after it was pointed out only Evil men were sacrificed. and nmj later says something similar to this to jgy before he dies.

but he actually cries when they’re both in this. whatever part of the temple bc he thinks the both of them are going to die down there and it’s pretty much his fault they’re both there.

IT FUCKS ME UP!!!! IT FUCKS ME UP!! Oh my god.

anyways huaisang big brains again and gets them out right. they go back and find everyone. and nmj is like “just me and nhs will be going ok” but his men r like “WE’RE WILLING TO GO W U!!!” and nmj tears up again.

HES GENUINELY JUST BIG INTIMIDATING MAN WITH SOFT HEART I CANT DO THIS!!!!!!!DHFKJDH

then the whole thing starts with the spirits fighting, nmj fighting the ancestor to seal the sword spirit, all that

NOW TO TALK ABOUT HUAISANG AND HIS FLUTE: jgy used huaisang as another way to aggravate mingjues qi. he taught huaisang the version of clarity that he manipulated, and that’s what leads mingjue to killing three of the men that came with them while enraged by his qi. huaisang didn’t realize this at the time bc at first clarity was working! but i think he saw it as the sword spirit overpowering clarity and killing those men

either that, or huaisang only said that as to not distress mingjue further, bc when mingjue realizes all of them are dead, he cries hard, like really really hard. 

they do their bows for those who died (bc when they arrived they had like. 20 men. and pretty much all of them got fucking killed) and there’s a scene after they’re out of them looking over the land similar to when they were younger, and mingjue says “Huaisang, no matter what you want to do, Da-ge will protect you” and bitch i CRIED

there were also several scenes of baby mingjue and huaisang i couldnt handle it they’re so fucking cute pleading emoji pleading emoji pleading em

then i THINK. ok so after that there’s text, and i BELIEVE it’s going over how mingjue qi deviated a little after everything happened. huaisang and him were able to reconcile in the movie, but im not sure how soon the movie was set before mingjue qi deviated.

so basically after this, it’s showing mingjues funeral. huaisang is in his bedroom grieving, when one of his books go wacky, and shows the error in the song of clarity that guangyao taught him. So huaisang figured out first, WAY before wwx did, what guangyao was doing, and that’s why his brother lashed out and killed the remaining men at the temple the way he did.

then guangyao walks in like “stop grieving bitch”(????) and huaisang stands up, and THAT’S the scene where huaisang is like “thank you, san-ge” and does the bow-- which i believe then goes into like, how everything unfolded in the untamed. That’s when he began planning everything and he knew his target immediately.

its just. 

this whole movie is STUPID good and im not over it

yes the cgi was wonky sometimes but also its the untamed. 

and im thinking like. bc unironically, i think this movie was done better than Living Dead, and i think it’s purely because they didnt have to introduce new characters and the like, + it was easier to stay IC vs how wen ning became OOC w LD

should they have had more screentime to make LD, I think it would’ve been a pretty great concept-- and if they had a better budget, bc with.........new, main-ish, antagonist characters, the plain clothing was >:(

but with FJ, even with the shitty cgi at times, they had enough budget to get a shit ton of horses, so like,

i dont know i cant stop thinking about emotional nmj. he SOBS dude. he straight up CRIES. it makes ME emotional bc he’s genuinely a really soft guy at heart and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH :((((((((((

he just wanted huaisang and his men to be safe :((

AND I FORGOT TO MENTION: NMJ NOT ATTACKING NHS BC EVEN BLIND W QI HE RECOGNIZED HIS LITTLE BROTHER. SHUT UP

oh my god ok. 

thats it for right now.

#Fatal Journey Spoilers #im so distraught right now

[smireyac]

well well well wouldja lookie where we’re at now ⭐⭐

one more time around huh

lmao even got an hour till midnight again! its a talent at this point....

alright lets talk 2019

last year i said i wanted to make 2019 my year of DOING... bc 2016 was change, 2017 was getting used to and 2018 was getting too comfortable...

in all honesty, 2019 wasnt a bad year. in fact i have a lot to be proud of and celebrate! i think i accomplished a lot this year :^) as far as my goals that i made last year: 

-i wrote!! well not as much as i had APPARENTLY set for myself but a lot more than i thought i would!! so like my “goal” said 50k but like i almost immediately forgot about that and said my gaol was 10k [much more reasonable] which!! i did meet!! in fact i wrote 15,260 words of fun writing this year!! even if it was mostly brainstorming and i had said that didnt count... shut UP past me let me have this win!! i also said school work didnt count but if u *DO* count, i wrote an additional 13,165 words so :^p

-i went out!! not as much i woulda wanted but i went to 2 concerts and FINALLY (!!!!!!) got to see the book of mormon live on STAGE

-i made friends!!!!! ya kno i said 2019 should be the year of doing but really it was the year of friends, old and new... i hung out with joslyn at the fair b4 she moved branches... im a lot friendlier to the other peeps at the library.... and the peeps at the brig too!! even if im not there anymore

-oh yeah i quit working at the brig!! then came back for the summer lmao but i finally decided enough was enough 

-i got to see old friends!!!!! a lot of them!!! when i went back to miami for a week!! 

-wasn’t a goal i made for myself but i started playing dnd!!! and its been SOOO FUN!!!! 

as for the stuff i didn’t do, honestly im not even this surprised at this point but in 2020 we’re trying something different.. something new for the new decade 😎 were gonna be nicer... not just to other people, but to myself... shocking i know but like ive cursed and yelled at myself in every last one of these reflections and as you can see, its not super effective lmao

so lets get into the goals for the new year right? (i got like 7mins heh)

-we’re gonna keep “write” on here bc if u want to be a writer, u gotta write, right? lmao sooo how about we double the second goal? 20k words of fun writing for 2020!! you’ll beat that goal no problem, you were so close this year already!!

-i think saying “read more” was easy for me to ignore so if i make it a cool goal like “read 20 books in 2020″ then i might actually do it!! i was really gonna say 100 bc ve schwab does it but tbh its like last year when i said 50k words, its just not realistic so !! 20 seems reasonable bc i dont think ive ever even done *that* before....

-now.... drum roll please..... my most serious goal of 2020 is to.................. learn to drive!!! ta da!!!! i’ve been putting it off for whatever reason (i know the reason[s] but lets not get into it again) but i think i cant put it off anymore.... as much as i love public transportation (not sarcasm) and have no desire to know how to drive, i guess........ i can see why its a valuable skill or whatever............... so im gonna make an effort to learn this year.... like take the permit test and practice....... guhh... its the goal im least looking forward to but!! im gonna do it!!!

-now back to the kindness thing.... along with just being nicer to myself about the things i do, i also want to be nicer to myself about how i feel and how i look.... like i keep getting mad at myself for having feelings or not liking how i do something... i also want to be more ok about wearing clothes that fit tightly on my body... i want to be ok not hiding my fat and just exist in my body the way it already is.... while i was in miami, i wore a lot more revealing stuff and i just want to not think about how someone else might feel seeing my clothes cling to the softness of my body [i discovered your fat friend this year can you tell? lmao]

so yeah those are the main goals, honestly i have more but it doesn’t seem like the place for it and a lot of them are the same as every year anyway......

welp we’re 15mins into the new year and i want to rest so thats what im gonna do now :^)

thanks for listening

❤️

#omg i talk #happy new year

[archivedliess-blog]

marichat but its them bitching about everyone

ok so i have this idea/headcanon-thingy-ma-bob that one day mari has a rlly bad day overall and she just sits on her balcony rlly sad and everything with comfort food and hot chocolate looking at her colection of adrien photos and chat comes swinging on the roofs cause hes on patrol. he sees her all sad and he decides to pop in for a visit and just like lets her rant about literally EVERYTHING and she just bitches about like everyone and everything and chat just agrees with her and adds on little comments to the side like

"OKAY BUT WHY CANT MANON JUST STAY VERY STILL I DONT NEED HER RUNNING AROUND AND TRYYING TO PLAY WITH MY FABRIC SCISSORS."

and chat just goes

"ok so true though like she should just sit down and play with her dolls i dO NOT NEED HER AKUMATISED AGAIN! being a puppet once is more than enough for me..."

and so they do the whole paint each others nails (except its mostly chat painting maris toenails while she paint her fingernails because the LAST TIME he got nail polish on his suit plagg nearly cataclysmed his ass and that is not something adrien wanted to suffer through again) while smack talking and venting about everyone and everything to each other because it makes them feel better even though they dont mean a lot of the stuff they say, they just really need to vent.

and then one day they start btiching about their class till the only people these idiots havent bitched about are marinette and adrien. then one day chat realises this and gets curious so he tries to bitch about himself the next night like.

"so this adrien agreste kid hes pretty annoying like i dont get why hes so famous he literally just sits in front of a camera all da-"

but he never gets to finish his sentence cause mari is absolutely fuMING and goes off defending and complimenting EVERYTHING about adrien and chat just stares at her in awe like

"oh my god does she really think my eyes are the perfect summer green?" and "does my hair really shine and glint like the sun on my head?" and "do i really smell like if heaven was a scent?"

BUT

he makes the mistake of saying that last question aloud and he doesnt realise till he can hear absolutely nothing.

like noTHING NOTHING.

N O T H I N G.

its an absolute pin drop silence.

and so he looks up slightly and sees mari towering over him in a really awkward position because she was jabbing his chest and moving closer but now shes just really awkwardly half hovering over him, with her finger pointing at him and mouth wide open in absolute "wait,,, whAT THE HELL DID HE JUST SAY?!?!?!??!??"

and chat just smiles awkwardly and does his rlly awkward smile (the one he does in timetagger when he asks bunnyx about ladynoirs future with the heart but in this case its without the heart) and is just like

"hi"

and he just like yeets cause hes scared of what mari will think about him since hes chat noir and his ladys always told him hes a total flirt and sometimes he feels like he gets annoying and he just doesnt want mari to hate him and oh my god his ladys gonna hate him for letting his secret identity out so he dreads school and next day when he has patrol that night.

anD THEN BOOM NEXT DAY OF SCHOOL COMES (lets pretend there is a vvv cool transition here because text gets kinda boring at times)

and adrien just walks into class an hour early as he always does and OH MY GOD MARIS SITTING RIGHT THERE and thats a first cause she?? is?? always?? late?? but as soon as she sees him she drags him by his collar oUt of the classroom and just screams at him at first like

"whAT THE HELL MAN U JUST COMPROMISED UR SECRET IDENTITY"

but then it changes too

"aLSO BTICH THESE BAGS UNDER MY EYES ARE ALL YOUR FAULT I COULDNT SLEEP LAST NIGHT"

and shes not even mad over the bags under her eyes, she just needs to vent cause she angery and adrien just lets her because he knows she'll cool down in two seconds

and then she just burst into tears like

"im just so glad its you"

and hugs him rlly tight and adriens kinda confused cause he just zoned out half of her rant knowing shE JUST NEEDS TO COOL DOWN and is like

"huh?"

and she just goes

"silly kitty"

and hes kinda confused cause in that split second she looks exactly like ladybug, sound slike ladybug, everything about her is so ladybug like because of that one nickname and then it just dawns on him and hes like

"..."

and just faints

R.I.P adrien 2020

but it a-ok cause mari revives him and he just hugs her and kisses her cheek but not in the friendly french way in the i-kinda-like-no-i-love-you-way and theyre happy and everythings happy

and then chat blanc just happens again because they cant reveal themselves without completely jeopardising their entire relationship because their relationship ocne they reveal each other is so fragile since one of them is prone to negative emotions and u just realise if adrienette and the love sqyare is to happen it has to be after hawkmoth and akumas otherwise it wont happen so rip

#rip adrienette #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #adrienette #marichat #idk what this is #im sorry guys #this wasnt supposed to be sad #headcanon #chat blanc #miraculous ladybug season 4 #spoilers #sorry again #sorry not sorry though #mlb

[resonance-chatroom]

My worst trait is that about 50% of the time I only care about being amused. What's yours?

Comic: worst trait?

Comic: probably that… i just stand there and watch. i stand there and i watch things happen even when i should be doing something. most of the time, i just don’t care enough do put the effort in. whats the point? even if something apocalyptic like a reset doesn’t happen, something else will still come along and make all my efforts mute

Comic: but i’m getting better at that. a little bit. i think. i’m… trying to try, i guess

Stretch: worst trait? i guess mine would be that i tend to pretend nothing is wrong. and if i pretend nothing is wrong, then i can pretend i don’t have to do anything to fix it.

Stretch: i’ve been trying harder to actually face my problems. and i think i’m getting better! but i still… i still cant face all of them… not yet…

Dance: gonna go out on a limb and say i got issues admitting when i have a problem. i just dont wanna be a buzzkill. the world sucks enough, i dont need to go adding to it by complaining about my issues.

Dance: i am told i’m also a little judgmental and nihilistic, but i dont see it. i mean, i’m practical and ok maybe i can be abrasive… but thats why i keep to myself, you know? cant do that if i dont interact with people

Lust: intimacy issues. oh sure, you want a quickie behind the fire escape? i’m your guy. but i know better than anyone that that isn’t what a real, lasting relationship should be founded on. there needs to be communication and mutual trust and all that nice romantic stuff paps gushes over too.

Lust: hard to do that when im deflecting with dumb jokes and distracted by fun times

Lust: old habits die hard. but i know i have to learn to talk honestly. even if it does kill the mood

Slim: dunno wut mine iz 2 b honest

Slim: either idgaf r im 2 eager 2 plz

Slim: probly not gud 2 b so hot n cold

Slim: also might b depressed idk wud xplain da napz n drinkin

Red: sukz t b u guyz im great

Comic: …

Stretch: …

Dance: …

Lust: …

Slim: …

Slim: i haz so many memez 4 wut a liar u r but i cant use dem here gdi

Red: dunno wut ur talkin bout worst trait bout me iz now hard it iz bein dis great

Lust: red how high are you right now?

Red: damn dazza big typo

Red: im gud tho thx

Dance: can we just answer for him?

Stretch: i think red speaks for himself just fine

#resonance answers #self reflection #lust takes relationships seriously #dance is a saltshaker #stretch is a papyrus #slim is a papyrus #slim is blunt #swapfell memelords #red lies #red has issues and everyone knows it #question by: 45h341

[survivorsunsetrodeo]

Ep 11 | No Regrets. No Mercy. It's Happening. - Ari

Y'all.... the way I just.... asked Emma if she had an idol flaksjlakjfakls

She said no at first, but now she's saying yes lmao. OMG. I literally don't know what to do with this information other than like sit on it? Emma seems to be okay with me knowing this and as much as I want to tell Ari..... god idk this is so big.

This could really shake up the game for me and split up some of the big people in my alliance lkfjalkfja. GOD. Why did I even ask. Well knowledge is power and she wouldn't just like tell me if she didn't trust me???

I know I can't beat Ari and I think against Taylor it would be super close, but I also love them so much, so I would feel so bad if one of them went home bc of me lfkjalkfja. Like what is even happening rn!!! I just. Can't breathe. 

YALL. I just. CANNOT.

Taylor calls me right. And says oh btw Jacob, Ari, and Ali pooled money at swap in order to get the REVOLVER. Which they neglected to tell me. Which is so cute. But THEN! She also tells me that Ali wants to go for Ari this round flshjsjshaa which is kinda hot and I’m BITTER AF because I literally fucking spilled my entire anxious heart to Ari and felt like they were my number 1 and NOW they’ve been hiding shit from me??? Goodbye. So then I tell Taylor about Emma having the beer and now we know where both idols are this round so woo!

So then Ali starts to call me to tell me goodnight and that he loves me (he’s such a sweetie) and I was like Ali what’s the tea? And he just SPILLS everything to me about all the alliances he’s in with Ari and how he knows we don’t stand a chance against Ari at final tribal council. WHICH IS ALL FACTUAL. And definitely things I’ve been thinking about, but also haven’t had the guts to say anything about. So basically a plan was hatched in order to get the 3-2-2 vote to still happen but have it land on ARI with the idol in their pocket this round. I am literally going to go ALL OUT for the next immunity comp bc Ari cannot win.

Sorry Ari, this town ain’t big enough for the both of us. 

got my third idol probably gonna waste it thanks nic hehe <3 Its funny that i was on the very bottom of the tribe now that these people found out i have the idol they want to be my bestie and vote with me i am gonna try very hard to win this immunity so i could only maybe play the immunity idol on josh or he can play it on himself ASDFGH also f2 with 8 people jury just say that redemption island is happening i guess my game plan i hope is to get out ari (pain) then maybe flip and get out maybe dan/jacob i have a feeling after this vote that dan/jacob are probably gonna flip get one of me or josh out probs josh but i dont want that to happen so i am gonna try to make sure i keep on trying to build my relationship with taylor more like i did last tribal also noted wow my biggest weakness in orgs is not my emotions its honestly my self confidence damn also talk to ali more my goat brother <3 also i really miss brandi she was really nice also i feel bad but not super bad that jabari was out i wanted to work with them last vote but they were throwing me utb that wasnt good.. Idk maybe if i hella play these last few rounds then make a very convincing case maybe i do have a small chance of winning idk fuck touchy subjects AHHH it shouldnt effect me now but tribal made me remember again ASDFG even tho theres people who havent made moves like me.

https://prnt.sc/xo035n

The way I was complaining weeks ago that I was gonna go 16th place...I have to laugh. Me and Emma seems to be in a power position this round since the majority alliance is probably starting to turn against each other according to Ari which is great because I'll have options. Last round I told Emma to distance ourselves and search for cracks within the majority alliance. That led to Ari creating The Clementines alliance with me, Ari and Taylor. Now I'm on board on this group but Tay's been doubting keeping me over Jabari as soon as they found out Emma bought another idol. I'm lying to everyone that I didnt give Emma money (which I did) and told them Nic gave Emma money before he left (which was true but it wasn't enough to buy a $500 idol). Emma got close with Dan and Jacob (separately?) but after all the disassociation with Emma people still think we're working together because they keep bringing our names in private conversations. Emma thinks it's Ari & Tay vs Dan & Jacob but Ari tells me that they are willing to vote with me and Emma this round (with Jacob? idk) but I'm not really sure what the dynamics is on their side but Ari wants to go after Tay and Dan which I'm totally on board with the idea. I would rather have Dan go first because I think the Ari and Tay thing can still be useful and Dan has more pre-existing relationships than Tay I think. The best case scenario is for me to win Immunity and with Emma having the tier 2 idol the majority alliance is forced to turn against each other prematurely. Signs have already been forming when Jacob and I called a few days ago about "Taking out the threats". If I can pull off pretending to have an idol too that'd be great because it appears that NO ONE knows where the t3 idol is which is weird. One more thing is that someone noticed about the finale being a F2 with 8 Jury Members. That really doesn't sound right and people seemingly getting money out of nowhere it's possible that some sort of Edge of Extinction or Redemption Island could be at play here. I wonder how far it goes....Premergers feel like they've been gone for far too long to have an impact in the game but hey I could be wrong.

lolz i need to win immunity or josh idk josh is probably good at math i hate math but im gonna keep on trying hehe also if i see something in the saloon brought i know alis ass brought the idol im just gonna keep on trying to remind ali like hey bro if u want a chance of winning dont vote me off aha 

trust list you probably know 1: Josh > everyone else i need more ideas to make confessionals i am kinda tired at this point but dont give up until its over but honestly my tiredness is probably why i am in the retirement home also not me winning like 75 dollars when i almost wanted to abstain because this challenge is always a nightmare this challenge is more fun the emoji math maze... i think ali probs has the idol if he has 135 left when i told him if not if i see something in the saloon brought ill assume ali brought a tier 2 idol i know this tribal is gonna be crazy so i am gonna mentally prepare for it i also told dan i have the idol which is an L but everyone knows that i have it because why would they say they want to work with me when they hella lied to me during the nic vote  also its the fact they seem me hey best person to take to f2 next to ali thank god for this idol honestly i guess another thing im worried about i need to distance myself from josh but thats impossible because i know jacob was straight up with me and told me he wanted to work with me and josh also dan also was kinda like that as long as i can get myself safe this vote ill be fine but like i said in my other confessional  i know dan is probably gonna flip next round maybe i am thinking about targetting them if ari wins immunity o.o also i belong in a retirement hope random thing live finales make me wanna kms because what if i cry live thats so sad and my biggest fear im kinda okay at talking at finales.

so  u can score like 100m in this challenge good bye brb gonna try to get the most points..

ok here's the status report before i go off to bed:

dan is almost definitely tryin some funny business so he has got to go. i'm working with josh and emma on this one and i truly believe they are genuine, and jacob is obvs with that so it'd be four votes dan, three votes whatever the heck happens with the adoption centre split-vote plan. i don't think i even need to play my idol however im debating whether i should do so anyway because taylor is very much on the don't-break-ranks-just-trust bandwagon and i feel like she is going to be angery if i break that to go after dan without it looking like i felt very in danger? i dunno tbh. i could just pin it all on jacob and pretend to be shockedt but that feels a bit dirty and i'd like to own my moves thank u very much.... guess i'll play it out tomorrow and see how i feel

Not me waking up at 3am to a message from Taylor saying that Ari is feeling sketched out by me because I’m being calm.

Oh yeah Ari? Do you want me to act paranoid? I can do that, but maybe I’m not paranoid bc I know where both idols are this round. It just makes me think that Ari likes that I get paranoid and freaked out.

Part of me actually wants to tell them everything about the plan to get them out but at the same time I feel like that will get me voted out. I feel like the mind games are becoming a little too much for me and I don’t even really feel like playing anymore.

lol of course the person i wanted the least to win immunity wins immunity. Things are definitely starting to get spicy and i might've pushed it a little farther when i lied and said Dan is coming after Ari and I mean he might be but it's the push i needed to make for Ari TO STOP BEING VAGUE TO ME.

Bebop (named after Cowboy Bebop don't call me a weeb) has been formed yesterday and it's me, Emma and Ari. What a Galapagos reunion. Ari told that the majority alliance's plan is to split the votes 3-2-2. The 3 is possibly me because it's no secret Emma is going to play an idol. If no shenanigans happen it should be 3 for Dan, 2 for me and 2 for Emma with Dan going home but I do not feel good about this plan because if an idol is played then there's a high chance another one will. I plan on taking Emma's idol and playing it for myself with the reasoning is that there are people willing to keep Emma because of her goat status over me.

What's interesting to me is that Ari told me that Jacob doesn't like Dan and I'm not exactly sure why but if Jacob is open to voting Dan then I more than welcome it. Me, Emma, Ari and Jacob is the alliance that I've been wanting since merge started and how that hasn't been solidified yet is tragic. They're the three people I enjoy talking to the most. I mean, Taylor's great too but she's coming after me so she gotta go! The way that she messaged Ari saying "Are you sure it was the right choice to keep Josh?"....ARI OF ALL PEOPLE. Well, I'm glad the secret pair beware of #TeamLasagna is still going strong. Now that Ari has become less vague I know I can trust them a lot more.

i literally do not understand any of these people and it is driving me NUTS!!!

ok ok ok so like. josh tells me this morning that taylor said she wants to make a move on me because she heard i was talking to people one-on-one about her being most likely to flip. i immediately go oh f*#&$&#@ dan because i had SORT OF said that in our call yesterday so ofc he twisted it and used it against me. except!! then taylor herself calls me and says "josh came to me and asked if i trusted you and i wanted to get info from him so i made up this lie about how you'd said i was most likely to flip, i'm concerned he's coming for you" and i'm like oh f*#&$%#@ me. ofc my first instinct is to think she's lying as it seems like far too big of a coincidence for her to randomly come up with this story that is partially true..... BUT why on earth would she be telling me all this then? does she want to flush my idol? did she think the story would come back to me and wanted to get ahead of it? either way it doesn't make sense for her to say anything if she truly wants to vote me out, but the coincidence.... too much....... and should i be less certain of my relationship with josh? or are both their versions of the story true and they both don't want me out? my head is pounding i swear. plus jacob said that taylor told him she's "worried" about me because of what josh was saying, which lends more credibility to the idea she's being earnest in not wanting me out UNLESS she is aware of how close we are and assumes i'd tell him (i did)? I DON'T KNOW I JUST DO NOT KNOW

and then if that ISN'T enough, i have dan over here being completely erratic, first telling me how bad a day he's had that he almost wants to ask to be voted out, then saying that josh had thrown my name out which like ya i told josh he could do that. but dan's like "i'm not voting you ari i would never" and it's frustrating cuz he knows how to get to my emotions and i wanna believe him! i really do! especially since if he truly wanted me out he shouldn't tell me any of that shit. but i can't trust it i can't!!!!!! it's too risky!!!!!! ughhhhhhh

tl;dr this vote is a mindfuck and i'm 99% going to play my idol because i don't trust any of these fools anymore

also if i had a dollar for every time i tell jacob he needs to go be convincing to someone and he's like "ok bet" and fifteen minutes later that person is telling me "idk about jacob he's being so vague didn't really give me anything" i would have enough money to buy back my gun after i use it tonight

Y’all, sadly I think I’ve yeed my last haw

Well ignore my last confessional i dont want ari out idc how big of a threat they are or good at the game they are im gonna be loyal as i can to them idk before this i thought big moves and like flipping plus being kinda deceitful was to win i did get pots last year for playing that game tho but its like idk i feel like a new side to me like i rather be loyal to people who i been loyal to from the start and not make a move just to make a big move if i lose 7-0 so be it this game i had hopes of people working with me then being deceitful to me so i am just gonna do whatever tf i want this doesnt mean i dont like the people who i am against i think this merge was full of lovely people but theres people i am more loyal then others i honestly gave josh my idol to play because i rather not be alone without them in this game then be dragged to the end by somebody else also this is funny in orgs i thought years and years back ago me and ari are like oil and water, ketchup and ice cream but playing this game with them has been so much fun!! Also if i some how get betrayed or voted off in any round its okay NNN yeah i wish i had more of a game to prove but its very hard when everyone has different connections i really hope dan isnt super mad at me voting them off i really like dan as a person sometimes im dry in his pms but i did love like playing this game with them!! also i wish i can delete my first conf nnn

ugh i am just truly unsatisfied with this round no matter how it actually shakes out. i dont know what to say to taylor about dan going and i'm frankly too tired to think about it, i hate that im most likely wasting my idol but i would kick myself if i didn't play it & got stabbed, and i'm sad about the collapse of the adoption centre which is partly/mostly my fault anyway. i would like to get this over with as quickly as possible.

7th place isn’t something to be sad about I guess. Just wish I could have made it farther. I’m gonna be the most bitter juror out there tbh haha sorry Ari! 

This round is so scary I feel really bad about Dan 

i'm so nervous about who is gonna go omg i haven't heard my name at all but i am still nervous and idk who to trust ahhhh

I came from the best player to the one going home 

Power Rankings ONE - JACOB (+2) Threat: 6 (+2) Trust: 2 (NC) Looking back on this round, I didn’t realize how much power Jacob really had. Jacob could have single handedly sent dan home, but failed to communicate his intentions with the minority. Had Jacob of done this, I could have easily seen him sitting in the final 2. However, this misstep will have major consequences on his game. TWO - TAYLOR (+4) Threat: 7 (+2) Finally getting myself back into a position of power. Regardless of my downfall last round, I picked myself back up and went out of my way to message josh and Emma to see if they’d like to do something. Fortunately for me, they did. I could have sent dan home this round if Jacob had of talked to me (but he had no service). I would have been sitting pretty is a majority of 3 with Emma and josh. Threat level back up, back on track to win the game. THREE - JOSH (+1) Threat: 7 (+3) Trust: 7 (+5) Just like I predicted last round, Josh realized it was time to start making the right moves to get himself further. He just needed to break up the trio. I credit myself more than I credit josh though because I reached out to him, had I not of, he could have went home. But him joining with me was a good move for his game and he recognizes that. FOUR - EMMA (+1) Threat: 4 (+2) Trust: 7 (+5) Emma, similarity to josh had a good round because of me approaching them. Emma and josh didn’t even realize their games were at risk until I figured out that Ari, dan and Jacob weren’t voting me, rather voting one of them. Emma still left this round, but honestly if there was communication on Jacobs part about a flip on the revote, us 3 would have skated by. https://i.imgur.com/lFtZBsl.png FIVE - ARI (-4) Threat: 8 (-2) Trust: 1 (-1) Ari really lost control of their game at this point. Not only are they the biggest threat to win, but now they’re the biggest threat to win challenges. I also saw a different side of Ari that I can’t say I like. It’s funny because I used to always think to myself, “Ari seems nothing like an Aries, they’re so calm and wonderful and sweet” YEAH throw all of that out the window. Mad Ari is a different Ari lol. Anyways back on track, they for once I think were shocked by a vote, the double tie they had no control over. And finally, finally I think we are starting to see the decline of Ari’s game. Threat level is something I’m still trying to figure out how to control, and if you fail to control it like Ari did, you’ll see a similar result. SIX - DAN (-4) Threat: 4 (-3) Trust: 7 (+3) Dan lands here because of his failure to mend a relationship with me, now that I had Emma and josh wanting to work with me, Ari won immunity, and Jacob had an idol, it really only left me with the option of voting for dan. If Jacob had of said something, dan would have left this round. Because dan chose to link back up with Ari last round, and Ari lost control this round, subsequently that means dan also lost control. The one thing Dan has over is he isn’t seen as the biggest threat in the game.

#confessionals #AintNoGloryInTheWest

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what is kissing various ccuers like? find out

vivian: awk af and will force ur hands up to touch her face. altho thinks its 10x more hot for u to just touch her lips not actually smooch her. might end w her trying 2 like eat ur hand killian: hes a dad. also divorced 2 times. so weird is an understatement. also full indiana dad semi-aftershave beard so double awk. altho if u like that good on ya. needless to say he kinda is occupied w trying to eradicate humanity but he makes time exceptions 4 u. lips taste like regret and $5 cedar lake beer c(d)r: again awk as hell. high energy tho. prefers little 'muah' pecks. if on lips: redbull and coffee. makeouts r rare but cdr isnt rly a ~sexy~ person (lawyer). would love love love if u initiated smth further tho! but if u are not comfy thats ok :) xiang: gravity increases in a good way like when u get underwater so far & water pressure does that thing it does where you just feel .zip'd. soft lips rating = 12/10 kris: dont try to be sexy and bite his lip you might catch his lip ring and that hurts him be careful :( otherwise also p awk but in a very endearing way pre gb emerson: apyr :) post gb emerson: his lips taste like broken dreams, expired yogurt, and porn. 0/10 but he likes to shove his tongue down ur throat and if u find that hot congrats. also will use his es. just enjoys the idea of escalation. rly hard to 'just' kiss him bc if he wasnt already horny for everyone its ESPECIALLY bad for u. ender: doesnt know what human affection is but hypothetically will not have an understanding of being normal. will try and succeed to hurt you. if you dont like it he wont be affected (MEAN!) unless he cares abt u (partner on his quest for revenge). if you like it congrats hes not abt to go bdsm and hurt u unless u ask tho eva: not interested in romance but you're special :) at first shes eh to the idea of making out bc tht takes up time but it grows on her. likes human intimacy ig. kisses are very sweet and very nice :) 20/10 jacobi: smoker so not great. also doesnt shave so not great. kinda awk and not rly in an endearing way either. you have to teach him. but hes trying ok???? juno: electric! loves kissing thinks the idea of smashing faces is weird but also AzanPog. will like it if u run ur hands thru his hair so do it :) ruth: has never been a romance guy post-HS and frankly has naught the time nor energy for it rn (except for u). so hes just kinda rusty. likes to be guided and told what to do not in a weirdo way just ig u gotta let him know cos he needs to know ur boundaries if escalation. otherwise hes super nervous. will maybe surprise kiss u if he is brave! :) holo 0302: kiss -> makeout -> devolves into (if you so desire) hard and heavy fuckin. cant really control itself enough to stop UNLESS you give the word/it senses u arent having a good time. otherwise its rly possessive of u. always wants to be the instigator. always tries to get ur clothes off as fast as possible lol tour: AWKKKKK but it is ok. she isnt for pda or hell even private da so moments are rare w her. u have 2 initiate. super duper rusty also lips chapped af. not rly one for making out tho. sometimes u get insecure like oh does she not love me and the answer is no, she does, just bad at showing it smop: weird she doesnt rly care abt romance or face smashing at all. also unphased by 99% of advances or innuendos or anything remotely romantic. have 2 tread carefully w her. first kiss probably 6mo after u started dating but shes like huh i thot we were jus rly good friends. its super sloppy and she has no idea what shes doing but its ok cos its endearing rich: need i say anything. its perfect every single time. pure euphoria. rly good kisser too. ur welc johanna: messy & sloppy af because she insists upon not initiating intimacy unless shes super inebriated. she doesnt want you to overwrite trevor in her mind so she just hopes the alcohol will get rid of the taste of ur lips. doesnt work. first sober kiss is still weird and shes rly hesitant. u got 2 feel it out w her. takes a looong time to escalate since shes uncomfortable but thats ok. when shes at that point then o ya she loves nice long chill makeout sessions. probably with the caveat that every so often she takes a massive swig of beer (remember to work out this idea with her beforehand as to not overstep boundaries). lips obvi taste like beer. sooo much jack daniels. nikolai: will never initiate intimacy. u have to sit him down and tell him its ok but he still wont. loves it if he is never in control of the scenario. would love it even more if u escalated w/o him asking and hes afraid to ask. but if u eventually deprogram him he might initiate sometimes. kisses are super weird hes not used to em. whys his mouth taste so salty wtf? clara: very clinical. she is not by any means a romantic. but still nice tho since any intimacy is a good act of opening her shell! issac: CHEFS FREAKIN KISS BABY. better than rich. even if u just have a fling u will never ever find anyone who can even just smooch u like he does. filled w emotion and also hes super nice ig so :). handles u so carefully not in a fragile way but in a loving way. mouthtaste for sure some kinda minty flavoure. or a nice wine :) reina: she makes u feel so safe. thts all i have 2 say. u are Held ingrid: are you crazy? schuyler: actually not as bad as one might think. prefers u to initiate. obvi used to be a heavy smoker and drinker so he is kinda bad for the mouth ya feel. acquired taste for sure. if u like southern men, congratulations. dr.w: go grandpa go jim: would start happy crying if u asked if u could kiss him. then would say no. ur gonna have to wait a LOOOOOOOOOOONG ASS TIME to kiss him. just be patient. notice that his acts of intimacy are skewed towards nonphysical- hes a great listener and is very attentive to u! those are good :)

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