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space-dreams-world · 2 years
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Get what you wished for
First time writing a prompt: DP X DC au “get what you wished for”
Au where Danny is the blood daughter of Batcat is between Dick and Jason's age. Selina gave up Dione Luna Wayne as she help she is unable to raise her and Bruce would paint a target on her daughter's back. As a memento, she left two stuffed cats, a letter and a bat toy to remember her by.
How the Fentons got Danny:  Gotham is full of supernatural energy, with the Lazarus pits under it. The Fentons trying to find a place to create a bigger portal with LP juice,(experiments can fuck you up reproductively. Jazz was a struggle to birth.)
Jasmine comes across Baby Dione and duckling imprints on her. The Fentons don’t realize the baby was abandoned and named him Danny, not realizing the wrong gender( they never do), no claim to the baby, ours now.
The Fentons take some LP juice to find more LP juice, which in amity park, there is a bunch(uncorrupted) and the ley lines are weak there. (finds house over direct access to an unclaimed Lazarus pit, and builds a secret third basement to get more ectoplasm to fuel their obsession. LP is ectoplasm btw.)
Danny is genderfluid but presents themselves as FTM Trans.
Portal time!: Danny shows his friends, Sam and Tuck his parent's third child, the portal. Peer pressured by their only friends, Danny goes into the plugged, malfunctioning portal, only to get zapped where their soul and body are fused as one being, unable to separate. (Danny sort of blames his friends for their death but appreciates that they are sticking by them. But later realizes they are their ticket to excitement.)
 Jasmine notices right away that something is wrong with Danny. (Jazz is much closer to Danny in this au)
Danny is more independent in this au. (make more friends with ghosts, help them than enemies)
Danny by extension is an atlas of the Infinite realms and Earth, is pretty much op. Picking up skills and powers like nobody's business, (immortality? maybe, BAMF? definitely) Clockwork as ghost parent, Ellie, Dan, the other clones and Jazz as their sisters/brothers/ children and being High Eldritch sovereign of the Infinite realms. ( Fuck u, Vlad, everyone can see ur evil corrupt ass, creepy and fake)
Dual Obsession is space and peace/protection, has a multi-core and is blessed by the zone itself.
Amity Park is in a time/paradox bubble where the events of Danny Phantom occur. (in all 3 cannon seasons, they have never celebrated a birthday, I‘ve noticed.)
How Bat fam meets Danny: It’s been a few years, Danny reveals to their parents his status they are excited and can’t wait to figure out how he survived.  The GIW has bugged their home and raided their house as their want also figure out how Danny survived, and make Super-Soldiers. (tipped off by Vlad)
Danny and Jazz take this as a worst-case scenario and book it to Gotham by Danny's suggestion because their bio-fam lives there and Gotham energy fuck with ectoplasm readings. Danny starts to look for his mom Selina, but when the civilian bat fam sees them, they look like a young Martha Wayne. Jazz starts working in Arkham internship for her Psychology degree and Danny goes to Gotham U for College. Some of Danny’s Ghost friends follow them, i.e: Desiree.
Angst time: Bruce's wish vs. Damian's wish 
Bruce's wish: "I wish I knew you earlier in life to protect you..." 
 Bruce is given Dione at a very young age and does his best at trying to raise her.
Dione is clueless about her family's trade secret. She is a civilian and sort of grew up alone. (Bruce was busy being batman and CEO of WE, Tim drake situation, baby alone in a big empty house.) 
Bruce still adopts Dick, Jason, Tim, Cass, Steph, Damian and Duke. (Damian and duke after the event) 
Loves what Bruce does for Gotham, doesn't like that Wayne Enterprise takes most of his time away from the family, and hates Batman because of the ouroboros he creates in Gotham. (Endless cycle of crime, rehab, corruption, murder{Thank you, xmarksthespotonthemilkyway for Supervillain DAD! lex Luthor}) 
Dione has many hobbies to pass the time while she waits for her family, mainly she paints, writes and spends time with Alfred who she considers her real father instead of Bruce. (Being Batman has downsides, people!) 
Selina visits her daughter at the manor and is pissed at Bruce for treating their daughter like a rotting bird in a cage. (Expect it to be there when he returns, to see it leave or die because you took too long to cherish it.) 
• ANGST+: After Jason's death and resurrection, The sibs try to get Jason to come to the manor to show Dione that he is alive, at first Dione doesn't believe him or them, but he convinced her otherwise. This is where she learns that their vigilantes. (Jason and Dione were friends that get along like a house on fire, but the house exploded and Dione felt something missing in her life.)
Bruce and Jason as Batman and Red Hood have a huge fight in one of the manor rooms destroying some property and shit. Turns out it was Dione's painting room, where she was secretly working on a portrait painting of the whole family (including the late Jason Todd) for Bruce's birthday, and it gets ruined.
Dione berates them for destroying her work and declares that she fucking hates this family and what they put her through all the time.
Decides she wants to stay with Selina instead. During this time, Dione realizes a way to end the ouroboros cycle and decides to kill the joker in a quiet way, for all the hell he put her and her family through. (Lures joker to an unmarked hill location away from people to a hole in the ground with a wooden casket and fires five rounds at him. He falls in gets covered and is buried alive as he slowly dies from gunshot wounds. She can't have what she wants, and neither will he.) 
Dione, later reveals to the family that she killed the joker after he doesn't return to Arkham and can't be found.
Bruce sends her to jail. 
The sibs are pissed at Bruce for doing that, while at the GCPD, Dione is taken advantage of and raped by corrupt cops. 
The sibs try to get her out and get her to tell them where Joker's buried, but she takes as the cycle is still continuing and commits suicide in Jail. (In her letter to them, she tells her final wish is to be buried on a hill with a clear view of the night sky with a big tree in an unmarked grave, so she can be forgotten as a part of her family, but not Gotham.) 
Bruce feels fucking guilty that he pushed his daughter to this point, Selina and Alfred are at an end with him telling him I told you so and feel that Dione should not have been born into this life. (distraught, but once Damian and Duke enter the picture, they treat them better as a family.) 
Dione is fully dead and becomes a ghost. 
Batman and co. meet the new ruler of the Infinite Realms, and Recognize the ruler, Dione chose to let go of her past and forget them as they have done to her.
Damian's wish: "I wish you were never our sister..." 
This is technically the Canon bat fam x DP timelines, but with a few twists. 
• Dick is the one holding the fam together. He is more tired and stressed than before, maybe graying early..? (stressed and secretly depressed.) 
• Jason is more angst and vengeful than normal and fucking hates Bruce. (Jason is like kill the serial to end the cycle, avenge me, Bruce.) 
• Tim despises Damian more so than usual and tolerates Bruce. (baby brother attempts to murder, gets light punishment and the victim is not okay.) 
• Stephanie isn't really part of the bat family, goes by spoiler, and is studying to be a nurse. (quit being robin earlier, distant self from negative influence, dated Tim, now Cass.) 
• Cass, while mute doesn't communicate well with the rest of the family, which leads her to be quiet more often. (not expressive.) 
• Duke, the newest to the family, has a hard time understanding the rest of the family's issues with each other, fearing the family's reaction to him being a meta. ( Batman is more strict with no metas rule, Duke still becomes signal. ) 
• Alfred is still Canon, but more strict than normal. (Put up with this shit Alfred, but loves his adopted son and grandkids.)
Bruce is still Canon. Mostly negative, hard on himself, the family and everyone he interacts with, and wears a mask (not a physical one) to hide his emotions. Is more Batman than Bruce Wayne. (grunts don't meet clear communication Bruce!!!) 
• Damian is still Damian in this verse with his pets but loses his friendship with Jon. (no metas in Gotham, Bruce tolerates Superman.) 
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acidcaught-a · 2 years
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THE LONG HALLOWEEN:
  It is the wedding day of the nephew of Carmine Falcone. Bruce and Selina are both in attendance. Falcone hints towards his connection with Bruce’s father. Harvey is in the parking garage writing down license plates. He gets hit by Falcone’s goons and is found by Bruce and Selina. It’s late, and he goes to Gordon’s office, where he’s chastised for taking too great a risk. They go to the roof to wait on Batman and Harvey comments on how his work is hell on his marriage. Gordon tries to introduce the two but it’s obvious they know of one another.
They agree to bend the rules, but not to break, as they fight to bring down the mob boss, Falcone. Batman vanishes, leaving behind a ledger that belonged to the mob - evidence. Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne keeps Falcone’s money from Wayne Enterprises. Falcone has another mob boss, Maroni, in the loop, and more innocents die. Gordon calls Dent at home and tells Gilda about the latest hit. She goes to the basement to cry to Harvey about how one day, it’ll be him that’s been killed. The next day, Batman, Gordon, and Harvey discuss another murder: Falcone’s nephew, the newlywed.
Thanksgiving: Batman and Harvey find a warehouse full of cash, and burn it down. Dent goes home, kisses Gilda, opens a package, and the house explodes in a fiery blaze.
Batman and Gordon interrogate the man who “killed” Harvey. A long list of men come forward with rehearsed stories of how they killed the D.A. But Dent isn’t dead, Gilda is in the hospital, and the men made bail in less than an hour. The Joker comes in the next issue, taking issue with how the killer of the mob’s men has been dubbed the Holiday Killer, taking up attention he believes he deserves. Jokes calls Maroni “Holiday”, as Falcone’s men are the only ones getting killed.
Christmas: Harvey carries Gilda over the threshold of a home he admits they cannot afford. She goes upstairs and he finds the Joker in the living room. He threatens Harvey (”If I find out you’re “Holiday”...) and then leaves to do the same thing to Falcone, then kills Maroni’s personal guard.
Valentines Day:  Harvey’s working late, his assistant comes in with new evidence against Falcone, implicated Bruce. Harv goes home to find Gordon and his wife there too. Harvey and Gordon talk about Bruce while Batman fights the Joker. Bruce and Selina are together in public when a woman sells him a thorned Rose. Maroni gives Harvey’s assistant Vernon a load of cash. “Holiday” strikes again. Maroni wages war. Gordon and Harv return to their respective homes, giving midnight flowers and chocolates to their wives. Bruce goes home where Poison Ivy awaits.
St. Patrick's Day: Falcone’s long lost daughter returns home from prison. Bruce gives permission to the Wayne Enterprises board to do business with Falcone. More mobsters are dead, Harvey mentions to Gordon that their job is being done for them. Gordon reminds him: this is murder. Falcone’s daughter Sofia visits her aunt Carla, who is against Falcone. But now that money is flowing, she has no complains, and will not be against them. Bruce is home with Ivy, who still has him under her spell. Falcone has hired her to convince him to do business with the mob, and she’s done so. Catwoman breaks the spell and removes The Green from Bruce’s mind. Ivy collects her payment from Falcone and leaves.
April Fool’s Day: Riddler is hired by Falcone to find Holiday. Batman believes it may be Harvey committing the murders. Harvey believes Bruce is connected to the mob. Riddler doesn’t know who Holiday is, and Sofia takes him away from Falcone’s office. She shoots an outline of his body. “When does a killer..... not kill?”
Mother’s Day: Calendar Man has no answers for Batman. Jonathan Crane escapes Arkham Asylum. Sofia finds the maker of the weapon used in all killings, but he’s shot dead just before she arrives. Bruce goes to Crime Alley - luckily, not at home when Harvey and Gordon arrive to question him. Gordon finds him, but Bruce has been infected with Crane’s gas. He goes to his mother’s grave and cries.
Father’s Day: A flashback has Bruce realizing that a midnight visitor was the father of Carmine Falcone.. bringing his wounded son to the famed surgeon Thomas Wayne for help. Thomas Wayne saved Falcone’s son. Alfred is on the stand and Harvey isn’t winning the battle.
Maroni’s mentor, the last crime boss of the Maroni family, is shot down in his garden. Sofia gives Falcone a father’s day gift and his reaction leaves her disappointed. Bruce is acquitted. Harvey tells Glinda he went to see his crazed father, who gifts Harvey a coin. Bruce and Alfred have a heart to heart about Thomas Wayne’s actions. Harvey’s assistant calls him into the office, where a bloody Maroni waits.
Independence Day: Gotham city coroner is killed. Harvey admits his mistake to Batman about going after Bruce. Sofia visits Maroni in prison. She reveals that she went to prison for Maroni, and they kiss with bars in between. She insinuates that he has to get rid of Dent. Jervis Tetch and Scarecrow make another mess. Batman stops them with Catwoman’s help and tells her he knows Falcone has been getting Gotham’s rouges out of prison.
Roman Holiday: Glinda finds a .22 on Harvey’s workbench. He tells her that he brings evidence home all the time. She knows that’s a lie. Maroni is due on the stand. Harvey’s assistant gives him “medicine for his stomach ulcer.” Falcone is thrown a surprise birthday party. Harvey questions Maroni on the stand.. and Maroni throws quick acid at Harvey’s face. Gordon, Bruce, and Gilda wait on the doctor at Gotham’s hospital. The doctor says Harvey has escaped.. and collapses with a scalpel in his back. Falcone’s sister is killed.
Labor Day: Harvey finds Solomon Grundy, and recites the old rhyme to get Grundy to stop attacking him. Gordon blames Harvey for all the attacks, and views Batman in a different light. Batman goes to Falcone to ask for Dent’s location. Falcone says his people have dubbed the last year as “The Long Halloween.” He has lost his sister, his nephew, and his son. Batman throws Falcone back into his room and Sofia enters brandishing a gun. Falcone stops her and lies, saying he stumbled. Batman is in the Dent’s basement next. Glinda enters, crying, as Batman points out the gun shavings on Harvey’s desk. Calendar Man tells Batman that Maroni is Holiday’s next hit, so Batman sets a trap. It works. The killer is Falcone’s son, who was thought dead.
The Next Halloween: The mob boss, Maroni, is dead. Alberto, Falcone’s son, is in prison. Batman blames himself for not trusting Harvey Dent, who is still missing. Alberto goes on a rant, as Falcone never remembered his birthday. Batman says, “The Roman must have known...”
Falcone and Sofia go downstairs. The room houses Catwoman, Ivy, Crane, Joker, Tetch, and Grundy. And in the darkness, Dent.
Batman intervenes, but it’s too late. He watches Harvey kill Falcone. Sofia charges forward to save her poppa, but Catwoman holds her back. Harvey leaves and kills the assistant who gave Maroni the acid. He heads to the rooftop to meet Gordon and Batman. He’s ended “The Long Halloween.”
Harvey is arrested and is in Arkham Asylum. Gilda speaks to herself as she packs up their home. She killed them too. Filed down the gun. Used a baby’s nipple as a silencer. Wore his coat and hat. Let them believe in Holiday; she believes in Harvey Dent.
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codenamed-queenie · 4 years
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#BatsInQuarantine
I am going insane. So I poured my restlessness into one long and very detailed post and got super into it. Please enjoy this hot mess.
The Justice League, being the well-meaning virus-proof Super Friends that they are, took one good look at the news, one good look at their non-powered friends Ollie, Bruce, and their families, and collectively decided that these normal humans must be Protected At All Costs.
Now, keep in mind, Bruce is never one to roll over when it comes to being benched. 
However, he understands the importance of social distancing. He knows he needs to set a good example for his kids, and keep up appearances as Gotham’s Most Responsible Multi-Billionaire. 
So. Quarantine it is. 
But how are his kids handling it?
Dick - 
100% on board in the beginning. Gotta do the Responsible Thing. Gotta set a Good Example. Besides, guys, this is gonna be Fun. Quality Family Time is always a Must.
He lasted 2 days. 
Then he started to get twitchy. 
And as everyone knows? A Trapped Dick Grayson is a Feral Dick Grayson.
He bounces off the walls.
Literally.
“I have to climb.” 
“Dick, no.”  
“I have to climb everything.”
Has scaled the manor 16 times already. Has climbed the chandelier. The banister. Bruce. The roof. The Cave. Anything in the house that’s been bolted down and especially anything that hasn’t. 
Duke found him clinging to the wall 10 ft off the ground like Spiderman and screamed so loud it shattered glass. 
Desperate for news of the outside. 
He thrives off of it like a starving man. 
Was the one to suggest he and Barbara take a break to Social Distance from each other (”Sorry, babe, kissing spreads germs”) and experienced Instant Regret(TM) approximately 5 minutes after. 
The Family has labelled him a Flight Risk Level 1 (Most likely to say f**k it and make a break for the outside world)
Jason - 
Accidentally got trapped inside the manor with the others when Bruce called Shutdown. If he had his way, he’d be chilling in his favorite safe-house right now, binging The Witcher with Roy and Artemis, and not worrying about finding a stray brother in his sock drawer.
But he’s nothing if not an opportunist. 
The way he sees it, Jason has 3 options:
Self Improvement
Self Isolation (See Duke, Cass, and Damian)
Descension Into Madness (See Dick and Steph)
And, well, he always wanted to try a few things. Now he’s got the free time to do it.
So he settles on baking. 
Alfred’s got enough food and raw ingredients stored up to feed an army. (Not because he’s a Panic-Buying-Hoarder in times like these. But because he’s a Panic-Buying-Hoarder all the time. Just try feeding 11+ teenagers sometime.)
Uses recipes he finds off Google.
His first few attempts are, in a word, ‘tragic’.
Alfred slips him a few of his recipe cards, and Jason suddenly starts seeing Results. 
Turns out he’s pretty good at this baking thing once he gets the hang of it. 
Hope everyone’s okay eating nothing but pie, macaroons, biscuits, and whatever else Jason whips up. 
Cause that’s gonna be the only food left by the time he’s done. 
Barbara - 
Self-quarantined with her dad. 
They’ve been binge-watching classic black and white movies together.
It’s a fun time, but she’s started to get a little antsy. Loving her dad and wanting to be around him 24/7 are, understandably, mutually exclusive. 
Calls the manor to video-chat every day.
For her sanity just as much as theirs. 
Gives everyone little challenges to film on their phones and send in. She makes compilations of everyone’s submissions so they can all watch and laugh together. 
Bonus points for Creativity
One comp shows the family trying to drop Mentos into coke bottles. 
Dick did a handstand, and dropped his Mento from the second story balcony. 
Tim did it wearing the Batman cowl. The soda exploded into his face, and the rest of the video is just Bruce’s Shrieking.
Stephanie tried it, but the bottle tipped. Everyone on camera screamed as the bottle rocketed through the front window. 
She spends most of her calls having one-on-one convos with Dick.
They’ve come up with little code phrases so they can be Cheesy even with family members lurking in the background. 
She thinks the way he clings to the monitor is cute. 
Almost like he’s giving her a hug through the screen. 
(It’s easier than letting herself worry about his mental state, at least)
Tim -
Oh this boy.
Freaked out for the first five minutes before he decided ‘hey wait, Bruce is letting me stay in my pajamas all day? Noice.’ 
Now he’s just vibing.
The rest of his family is Low-Key shielding him.
He Has No Spleen, you see.
Steph: “Someone could cough on him and he could die!”
He just goes about his day, playing Animal Crossing like there’s no tomorrow, tinkering on projects, taking naps, etc. Living his best life.
Meanwhile there’s always someone lurking behind him, keeping watch, keeping him safe. 
Dick sneezed within 5 feet of Tim once (the fact that he was on top of the dusty bookshelf Tim was perusing is irrelevant)
Jason still full-body tackled him the second Tim’s back was turned. 
No one with any symptoms--
Like, any symptoms. They don’t even have to be Corona-related.
--is allowed within 10 feet of Tim. 
Tim has been wandering the manor for weeks, now, without seeing another human being. 
(He sees Dick on the ceiling sometimes, but that doesn’t really count)
He’s been trying increasingly drastic pranks and shenanigans to draw someone, anyone, out. 
But it doesn’t matter how many times he steals Damian’s sword, or sets fire to Jason’s brownie bites.
Nobody wants to risk it. 
Cass - 
No one has seen her since quarantine started.
Everyone is approximately 87% sure she’s somewhere in the manor though
Because she does eat the meals Alfred leaves out for her.
Or at least someone does, at any rate. 
(Jason and Santa top the running suspects list)
Santa was Steph’s suggestion. For some reason it snowballed. 
It’s assumed that Cass misunderstood the meaning of ‘social distancing’ and took it too far. 
But no one knows for sure. 
She is Tim’s Guardian Angel. 
People who so much as clear their throats a little too loudly anywhere near him suddenly wake up on a different floor of the house four hours later. 
Duke came closest to spotting her while he was up in the attic. 
Either that, or there’s another Creepy Sister everyone forgot to tell him about living up there.
She is silent, and watchful, sticking to the shadows, but she does leave the occasional note out to brighten her siblings’ day. 
Things like ‘helo i love u’ and ‘hop u ar ok’  mostly. 
She is bound and determined to protect her family from this invisible threat, no matter the cost. 
Steph - 
Like Dick, she was Super Pumped at first. 
(Just kind of showed up at Wayne Manor before quarantine was enacted. The original purpose of her visit is unclear, but regardless, she’s Trapped.)
Also Like Dick, her descent into madness was swift.
She is impossible to pin down. 
Not like Cass or Damian, who’ve stayed off the grid, and are therefore Untraceable. 
No. She’s impossible to pin down, because she never stops moving. 
Switches seamlessly between Zumba on top of the Giant Dinosaur in the Batcave, and furiously knitting Alfred (the Cat) a sweater with a pair of Tim’s used chopsticks. 
Braided everyone’s hair while they were asleep.
Even Bruce’s. 
She tried to do Tim’s, but somehow blacked out and regained consciousness in the attic. 
When she woke up with a scream and a furiously twitching eye, she startled Duke out of his Makeshift Fort he built out of old cardboard boxes and antique furniture. He’s had to resort to finding a new hiding place. 
Sometimes, on the rare occasions she does sit still, staring off into the distance, she’ll suddenly start laughing hysterically. This may last between thirty seconds and thirty minutes, depending entirely on how long it’s been since she’s knitted a cat sweater or done cartwheels through every room in the house.
Blew up the greenhouse out back, somehow.
Everyone has agreed not to talk about it.
Some people were built to handle prolonged time inside their homes.
Stephanie Brown is not that way.
Damian - 
Damian Wayne Cannot Be Contained.
At least not inside the house. 
He took off thirty-six hours into quarantine. 
Thanks to the security equipment around the borders of the Wayne Estate, he can’t escape the grounds. 
(He’s tried and failed multiple times. Jason and Bruce have a running bet on how many times the perimeter alarms will go off per day.)
(Jason is winning.)
He wanders the grounds with Titus as his only companion. 
The two of them run laps, practice drills, and find ways to occupy their time. 
No one’s entirely sure what those ways are. 
In fact, nobody knows exactly where Damian is at any given time. 
Only that he is Out There. 
And he’s the best security system Wayne Manor’s ever had. 
So far, he’s stopped five groups of civilians scaling the perimeter walls before the lasers and electric nets even have a chance to deploy.
They were trying to break in and steal supplies. 
(Even ones they already had in surplus. Like Toilet Paper.)
He’s also stopped Dick from escaping twelve (12) times.
Drags him back by his shirt collar and deposits him on the welcome mat. 
Usually with a note for Alfred/Jason, requesting more fruit tarts. 
Duke - 
Did not leave the attic for two weeks. 
Then Steph discovered his hiding spot (read: was dumped there by Cassandra) which forced him to relocate to the basement. 
Yes, it turns out Wayne Manor does have a basement. 
This was a surprise to Duke, who always thought that the Batcave was Bruce Wayne’s basement. 
Alfred keeps him supplied with all the necessities:
i.e. food, magazines, assorted pastries from Jason’s latest batch, usually straight out of the oven.
Duke also snagged the Manor’s Alexa. 
She has become a sort of ‘Wilson’ to Duke’s ‘Chuck Noland’.
She is his only comfort. His only ally. 
He’s determined to wait out this quarantine, doing his best to avoid the others. 
Duke has seen these people under pressure. 
He knows exactly what he’s dealing with. 
Duke: “Alexa is the only motherf****r in this madhouse I ever respected.”
*offended butler noises from the other room*
Duke: “And also Alfred.”
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prettyyoungandbored · 3 years
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Becoming Mrs. Wayne [The Dark Knight] Nine
Pairing: Christian Bale!Bruce Wayne x OC
Summary: Demetria Gallagher knew her cozy life would change the second she became engaged to Bruce Wayne. But what she doesn’t know is she’s getting more than what she agreed to. (I am trash at summaries.)
Warning: None
Taglist: dragonballluver, disgraceful-marvel-trash, barikawho, @claudiahxrdy​ (Let me know if you want to be tagged in this!)
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Bruce’s fingers ran through Demetria’s black hair, tucking a strand behind her ear before his fingers slid softly down her jawline.
She was fast asleep, her head resting on his chest, their legs intertwined. Her breathing was gentle, heart beating slowly against his. Her jacket was draped over her like a blanket. His arms wrapped around her protectively.
After having their way with each other, they’d put their clothes back on with the intention of driving back home, but exhaustion overwhelmed them and instead they opted for sleeping on the floor. 
Bruce felt relief wash over him, knowing that he didn’t have to hide from her nor did he lose her in the process. His eyes fell to her stitch on her forearm. The scar would forever be a reminder of his carelessness and he would never forgive himself for as long as lived.
Her eyes fluttered open, a tired smile forming on her lips.
“Morning,” she mumbled, nestling her head closer to him as she basked in the warmth of his body.
He kissed the top of her head, pulling her close to him. “How are you feeling?”
“Sore, but nothing some asprin can’t fix.”
“I have a bottle in the top right drawer. I also have aftercare stuff for stitches in my desk if you need it. I’ve had to stitch myself multiple times.”
She furrowed her eyebrows. “You do it yourself?”
“Alfred helps.”
She hummed. “I’m getting you a blanket to keep in here. Maybe a pillow too.”
He chuckled, his lips hovering over the top of her head. “I don’t need it.”
She lifted her head. “But I might.” 
“Who says I’ll allow you back in here?” he teased. 
“I can make myself very useful to you.” 
“You’re always useful to me.”
She rolled her eyes, lying her head back down. “You know what I mean.”
His fingers circled her back as he rested his chin on top of her head. “Dem?” 
“Yea?” 
“Are all your panic attacks like that?”
She glanced up. “Like what?” 
“Like how it was last night?”
She shook her head. “I’ve never had one that intense before. They vary in severity, but usually it’s manageable.” 
He closed his eyes, cursing himself even more. He knew he should’ve been there. “What can I do for you when you have them?”
 “Just ask me what I need,” she shrugged. “I’ll usually tell you if I want you there or if I want space.”
“You promise?” 
“I do.” Her fingers reached toward his hair, running through it. “I appreciate you asking.” 
She pecked his lips before stretching her arms carefully, aware of the stitch on her arm. “How the hell did we fall asleep on the floor?”
“I think we were both just were too tired to care.”
She got up, helping Bruce up off the ground. She threw on her jacket. “By the way, how the hell did you and Rachel survive that fall?”
He chuckled. “I’ve jumped off higher buildings. That was nothing.”
She cocked her head. “You live in a penthouse.” 
“When you’ve been at it for as long as I have, you get used to it.” 
“So you’re not going to tell me?” 
He smirked, resting his hands on her forearms. “I don’t want you jumping off buildings.” 
She scoffed playfully. “Fine, keep your secrets.” Then it dawned on her. “Speaking of which, does she know?”
“Rachel? Yeah, she does.” 
“Anyone else?” 
“Lucius Fox. He helps come up with the tools and the Batsuit. All this you see in here is his handy work. As for Rachel, I rescued her a long time ago.”
Demetria nodded understandingly. Bruce put his hands on her hips, pulling her close to him. “I should’ve told you sooner. I just wanted to protect you.”
She gently grabbed his hands. “Be honest with me here, were you really ever going to tell me?”
“I was hoping I could step down before we got married so that I could tell you when it was over so you wouldn’t worry. I realize now how foolish that was.” He paused. “I threw the fundraiser for Harvey because I believe he’s what Gotham needs and deserves. He’s better than Batman. I want him to continue so that the Batman can leave and I can begin my life with you.”
She couldn’t bring herself to be too mad at him, realizing his intentions were nothing but good. She also cursed herself for ever doubting him. 
“Well first, know that the right time to tell me anything is when it happens,” she told him. “Second, don’t get me wrong, what Harvey’s done for the city is great but he’s not you. You should be proud for what you’ve done for the city.” She pressed the palm of her hand against his cheek. “I want you to know that if you don’t want to give up Batman, that’s ok. If you feel like you’re done, then that’s ok too. What I don’t want is to be the reason behind your decision.” 
He shook his head. “You’re always my reason. Demetria, you’re everything to me.” 
Her lips curved into a small grateful smile.  “Just know I’m here and I’m proud of you and that you’ll always be my hero.” 
‘I’m proud of you.’ Four words filled him with a sense of security he hadn’t felt in a long time. No, he never searched for glory or praise when it came to his Batman or personal duties, but Demetria’s support meant the absolute world to him. He knew his luck and he’d be damned if he pushed it any further.
“I love you,” he mumbled, his thumb wiping her bottom lip.
Her hands moved to wrap around the back of his neck and his hands wrapped her cheeks. “I love you too.”
He leaned forward, his breath hitting her lips for a moment before his lips brushed up against hers.
His kiss was gentle, but with meaning, just like his declaration. If both had their choice in life, they would choose to stay in the moment forever. To stay trapped in the most meaningful kiss that made the world and its problems around them disappear. 
Demetria slowly pulled back and rest her head on his chest as his hand rubbed her back. Her eyes shifted over to the computer screens, curiosity filling her eyes. 
“So what exactly is this for?” she questioned, motioning her head toward it. 
Bruce looked at the computers. “Helps with tracking.” 
“Tracking what?” 
“Anything and everything.”
She turned her head to him. “Including me?”
His hands were shoved in his pockets, slight embarrassment painting his expression. “Two times. Tops.”
She leaned forward, a playful smirk on her lips. “You’ve spied on me twice? When?”
“First time was the anthrax scare.”
“And the other?
“Huge drug deal happening in the basement of your apartment building. 
She hummed, the memory coming back to her. “Ah, yeah. That was a fun time.” Her eyes then widened. “Wait a minute. You called me that night...and you...you asked-.” 
“For you to spend the night,” he finished. He nodded. “I wanted to make sure you were safe.” 
“So that's why you made me stay at your place for the entire weekend?” 
He cracked a smile. “Made you? I seem to recall you not fighting me on it.” 
“I just thought you were needy.” She looked back over at the computers. “Would you teach me how to use the system?” 
“Why?”
“I want to help you.”
His smile faded. “Demetria, I told you I don’t-.”
“I’m already involved, Bruce. Besides, I’ll stay in here and this is a safe enough space for me. Plus, I worked in journalism. I know how to dig deep and find out things.” 
“I thought your job was to get people on shows?” 
“We had to do background checks and in-depth research.” She put her hands on his shoulders. “Look, I can’t jump off buildings or fight, but I can help with hacking and with research and that’s just as useful to your work as the physical stuff is. Think of it as me 
Bruce couldn’t bring himself to fight her. She’d had a point - she was already involved. She was also helpful with the tip from last night. Maybe she could be an asset.
“How do you know to hack?” he questioned, cracking a tiny smile.
“I know people,” she shrugged casually.
He shook his head. “We’ll try it on a trial basis.”
She perked up, her smile widening. “I promise I won’t disappoint.”
“I see you now know our little secret, Miss Gallagher.”
Demetria and Bruce looked over to see Alfred carrying two to-go coffee cups. He made his way to the couple, offering the first cup to Demetria. 
“You’re a lifesaver, again,” Demetria thanked him as she took the coffee. She took a sip, the taste of caffeine, half-and-half, and sugar welcoming her. 
She watched as Alfred set down the other cup on the desk as Bruce turned the computer systems. Suddenly, the pitch black screens turned to looped videos of The Joker. From security cam footage to his video from yesterday, his presence graced the screen and caused shivers to go down Demetria’s spine. 
The memory of the way The Joker’s eyes pierced in to her in the moments before he slashed her flashed in her head. She exhaled, shaking it off so Bruce wouldn’t see. 
Just when a distraction was needed, her phone rang. She dug into her jacket pocket to find it was her mom calling.
“Oh shit,” she mumbled.  
She walked to the other side of the Bat Cave and pressed the green button. “Hey Mom.”
“Thank god you’re alright! I had Henry calling me at midnight in hysterics, saying you were attacked and hospitalized - I could barely sleep last night!”
“I know I should’ve called-.”
“Thank god for Alfred! Alfred called me from the hospital to keep me and Henry updated. He even called this morning to say you were sleeping in and that he and Bruce had you taken care of.”
Demetria made a mental note to thank him for keeping her mother at bay.
“And Bruce! My god, the poor thing!” her mother went on. “I mean, he got lucky he was only locked in the closet, but it could’ve been so much worse. Thank god the rat guy came in when he did.”
“His name is Batman, Mom.”
“ I called Harvey to check on him and he said Rachel was attacked too?”
“Yeah, The Joker threw her out the window-.”
“Oh my god! Oh my god!”
“Mom, she’s fine. Batman saved her.”
She leaned her head back, closing her eyes. This was the absolute last thing she needed.
“That’s it! I’m coming in tonight.”
Demetria’s eyes widened. “Absolutely not! You are not coming to Gotham!”
“Demetria, do not fight me on this!”
“Mom, I need you to stay where you are. Now is not the time to come here.”
“I need you to be safe.”
“I am safe. They’re increasing security at Bruce’s place as we speak.”
“What about Harvey?”
“He’s untouchable. He’s going to be fine.”
Her mother sighed in defeat. “Alright, but I want a phone call everyday. You hear me?”
“Yes, Mom.”
“And if this continues, I want you, Bruce, and Alfred on your way here or I’m coming in.”
“Fair enough. I promise everything’s gonna be ok. Just do me a favor and keep Henry calm and updated. I’ll call him later.”
“I will. I love you.”
“Love you too.”
Demetria hung up, shoving the phone back into her pocket. She made her way back to Bruce and Alfred who were staring at the monitors. 
“Targeting me won’t get their money back,” Bruce said, his eyes glued to The Joker’s face on screen. “I knew the mob wouldn’t go down without a fight, but this feels different. They’ve crossed a line.” 
“You crossed a line first, sir,” Alfred pointed out. “You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation and in their desperation, they turned to a man they didn’t fully understand.” 
Bruce turned away from the monitors. “Well, criminals aren’t complicated, Alfred. We just need to figure out what he’s after.”
The case that held his Batsuit rose from the ground as Bruce stared at it. 
“With respect Master Wayne, perhaps this is a man you don't fully understand either,” Alfred suggested. He made his way toward Bruce, Demetria watching him. “A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of the tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anyone who traded with him.One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away. “So why steal them?” Bruce asked with a slight shrug. 
“Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
As Alfred walked away, Bruce and Demetria looked up at the screen at the Joker’s face. 
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Back at the penthouse, Demetria sat in the living room watching GCN’s coverage of the deaths of Police Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb and Judge Janet Surillo. Both were murdered - one poisoned, the other blown up in her own car. Both deaths were believed to have been conducted by The Joker and by the city’s mobs. 
She couldn’t help but wonder if what had happened to her last night was premeditated. One of the henchmen singled her out to The Joker, referring to her simply as “her.” Perhaps she was on the list for round one of victims.
It dawned on her that by confirming her friendship with Harvey in her editorial, she set herself up to be a target. 
She shut off the TV and began pacing the room. What if the orphanage was next or GCN? What if they were going to blow up her old apartment building with everyone in it? What if they were going to try again?
She cursed herself for writing that damn thing. If only she had just let it go, she wouldn’t have gotten herself involved.
She ran her hand through her hair, when she turned her head over to see her laptop. 
That’s when she thanked God she was smart enough to befriend some of the IT people and researchers at GCN. 
She grabbed her cell phone and went through her contacts, before finding the name she needed. She dialed the number. 
“Harvey, are you at the office?” 
“Yeah, is everything ok? Are you alright?” 
“Is Grace at the office?” 
“Of course.” 
“I need you to let go on an errand for me.” 
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That night in the Batcave, as Bruce suited up in his Batman outfit, Demetria sat at the desk setting up her new laptop. 
“And what exactly did you tell Harvey you needed a new laptop for?” 
“I spilled water on mine,” she answered, her eyes not leaving the computer. She clicked a key. “There we go! Now if you need me to hack into a place, I’m ready to go. I’m also logged into the scanner and can hear everything, but that’s not as fun.” 
“How do you know which security cameras the buildings use?” 
“Most places have the same system,” Demetria explained. “At least that’s what I was taught.”
“Looks like I wasn’t the only one keeping secrets,” Bruce noted. 
She furrowed her eyebrows. “There’s a difference between my limited knowledge of hacking and you being Batman.” 
He kissed the top of her head. “Are you going to be ok in here?” 
“I have a blanket and pillow and I’m wearing my favorite sweatpants so I would say so.” She eyed his computers. “I’m still working on figuring out those systems but I should be ok.”
His hand touched her cheek. “It won’t always be like this. Soon, you’ll have me all to yourself in bed all night.”
“And I cannot wait, but for now, focus on getting home safe and without a scratch.”
“For you, absolutely.”
He put on his cowl when Demetria said,” “Scanner is already reporting a shooting at West Point apartment on 78th. Gotham PD is on their way. Checking for security footage now to see if it’s the Joker.” She looked over her shoulder. “Better move along.” 
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“Wait, since usually these two always have a tendency to pop in after the other disappears, does that mean Batman………lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement?”
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Here’s part 2 for the fic I wrote for @batfam-big-bang! Once again, thank you so much to my amazing betas @huilian, @tintinnabulation-of-the-bells and @yellow-warbler and my incredibly talented artists @annasartverse, @noroomforcream, and @zeribip <3
Summary: The double homicide at Haly’s Circus is not Bruce’s first case involving a child, and while there’s no overt indication that Bruce should react differently to this case, he supposes that his previous cases did not involve the witness known as Dick Grayson. On the surface, the Grayson case seems like any other gang case, but the more time Bruce spends with the boy, the more he begins to doubt his own instincts.
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Part 2
For the first time since this whole thing started, Bruce regrets not hacking into the Child Protection and Permanency system and forging a foster license. Sure, it would have raised a few eyebrows, and yes, dealing with the repercussions would have been exhausting. But he could have handled it; he has more than enough money to bribe the right people efficiently, and when required, he can be rather charismatic. As much as he hates to use his influence in that way, it would have been for a good cause. A less than ideal mean for a more than necessary end. And at least then Richard would have been safe.
Batman swoops in through a window, sending pieces of glass shattering around him as he takes down one of the Zucco’s henchmen. Shouting erupts across the room, but Batman’s already taken down another member, securing him with zip ties.  
“Where’s the boy?” he growls into the man’s ear.
“B-basement,” he says, voice garbled through his split lip.
Bruce stands, quickly surveying the room for a door. Spotting one, he runs toward it, flinging the door open and triggering more shouting. He leaps down the stairs, listening as the shouts turn into screams. In another scenario, Bruce would drop a smoke bomb and work in the dark, but they have guns held tightly in their hands and Bruce doesn’t trust them to avoid their hostage. Instead, Bruce takes them down overtly, his work somewhat sloppy as he hurries to disarm and restrain all of them so he can get to Richard as quickly as possible.
“Are you alright?” Bruce asks when he finally makes his way to Richard. He removes the gag gently and then moves behind the boy to cut the overly-complicated restraints.
“I think so—ahh,” he breaks off into a hiss and flexes his hand. When the rope falls, he brings his right wrist in front of himself, hiding it from Bruce’s view.
Bruce moves back to the front of the chair and kneels. “May I?” Richard nods and Bruce takes his right wrist. It’s already swollen, and Bruce is almost positive that it’s broken. Other than a small grimace, Richard remains stoic during the brief examination. “It’s likely broken. Are you hurt anywhere else?” 
Richard shakes his head. 
“Did they hit your head, give you anything?”
“No, just my wrist.”
“Do you remember who did it?” Bruce asks.
“The tall guy with the beard. I think he went back upstairs when they heard you come in,” Richard explains.
“Hnn. Can you walk?”
Richard nods, standing. He braces his right wrist with his left hand, holding it against his chest as Bruce leads him out of the house. “I got out of the ropes when they tied me up the first time,” Richard tells him, a touch of excitement—maybe pride—in his voice. “He grabbed my wrist before I could run away, though. I heard it crack when he twisted it.”
The excitement drops toward the end, but the detail of Richard’s escape attempt explains the complex restraints.
“Bastard,” Bruce says under his breath, but Richard must hear it because a ghost of a grin crosses his face. “You were very brave tonight. I—I’m glad you’re safe, Richard.”
Richard hums. “I’m just glad you showed up when you did.”
Bruce and Richard make their way to the ambulance parked across the street as the police rush into the house that’s now behind them. Gordon meets up with them, telling Richard he’d like to speak with him after he’s been treated.
Gordon glances at Bruce quickly, and before Gordon rushes off to join his officers, they share a moment of relief. Because the thing is, Zucco already tried to kill the boy once, and tonight, they had been expecting to find a dead child at worst and a dying one at best. To see that Richard escaped with only a broken wrist is cause for celebration, but it also begs the question: Why didn’t Zucco have him killed immediately? And what was he planning on doing instead?
Bruce intends to stay with Richard until someone else arrives to ride with him to the hospital. However, those plans are cut short when he sees a familiar shadow leap from a nearby roof.
“Don’t go anywhere without Gordon,” Bruce tells Richard. The boy nods, and when he turns to the paramedic, she nods too.
Bruce runs toward the shadow, but he quickly realizes they’re already too far ahead.
He calls the car and does his best to follow the shadow from the street. They’re moving fast and with a new purpose, one other than avoiding Batman. For a fleeting moment, Bruce wonders if the shadow is leading him to a trap.
The shadow leads Bruce to a familiar area not too far from where Richard was being kept. He’s lost the shadow’s specific location, but he’s confident that he’s caught up with them enough to go on foot. A good decision, too: the sound of shattering glass followed by a scream leads him to a nearby garage.
“Help!” a man yells, followed by another round of breaking glass.
Bruce picks up his pace, sharply turning into the garage only to find the people he’s been looking for for weeks: Tony Zucco and the Shadow. The Shadow is wearing a dark suit with knives across their chest that glisten in the light; their mask covers their entire head, the eye region reminding Bruce of an owl. They’re approaching Zucco in a calculated manner, knife held comfortable in one hand. There are pieces of glass bottles all over the floor, bottles Zucco most likely threw at the Shadow as a form of self-defense. Out of bottles, he’s left to crouch behind a garbage can and yell for the mercy of strangers.
“Batman, help! He’s trying to kill me!”
Zucco’s words are pointless—Bruce is already on top of the Shadow by the time he’s finished saying them.
The Shadow dodges easily with a grace Bruce knows he will never be capable of. The Shadow pushes Bruce aside and aims at Zucco again, but just before they can release the throwing knife, Bruce knocks them off course. Zucco cries out when the knife makes contact with his flesh, but it doesn’t cut his chest—he’ll live.
Bruce waits for the Shadow to make a move, fully anticipating for their spar to continue. The Shadow, however, has other plans.
They turn to Zucco. “This is your only warning: Do not harm the Grayson.” And then they’re gone.
In a matter of seconds, Bruce has Zucco restrained and handcuffed to a shelf, but the Shadow is long gone by the time Bruce chases after them. There is some relief in knowing the Shadow is closer to an ally than another enemy, but Bruce knows nothing about them or what their motives are. All he knows is that they aimed to kill tonight. This Shadow may not see Batman as an enemy, but until proven otherwise, Bruce will have to consider them as a threat.
Bruce returns to the garage, relieved that Zucco is both still there and not dumb enough to remove the knife.
“The police and the paramedics will arrive shortly,” Bruce tells him. “In the meantime, you are going to answer some questions.”
Zucco sneers. “And why would I do that, huh? I’ve done nothing wrong; I’m a victim tonight.”
“Richard Grayson is the victim,” Bruce growls. “His parents are victims. You are a murderer.”
“Says who? Some circus brat?”
Bruce is in Zucco’s face faster than either of them can blink, holding him up by his collar. “Don’t test me. What did you want with Grayson?”
Zucco’s quiet. Bruce shakes him once.
“We were just going to give the kid a scare, alright? No harm done. Just trying to teach him how things work in Gotham,” Zucco says.
“Why?” Bruce presses.
“The kid’s been spreading some nasty rumors; it’s disrespectful.”
“What. Were. You. Planning.”
“Okay, okay,” Zucco says, handcuff clanking against the shelf as he struggles in Bruce’s hold. “We weren’t going to kill the kid, alright? We’re not stupid. We were just going to send him off with a few friends for a while. They would have brought him back in about a week, nothing too bad.”
Bruce has seen the people who take trips after getting in trouble with some of the local gangs, and he wouldn’t describe their experiences as “nothing too bad.”
“Names.”
After Zucco spits out a few names, Bruce moves to a nearby building to wait for the police and paramedics, not able to stand being near Zucco any longer. He’s hoping this is it; that he can tell Richard it’s over.
Just when Bruce can make out the sound of sirens, Alfred informs him of a call from his civilian phone. Bruce takes it.
“Bruce Wayne,” he says in a cheerful voice. “What can I do for you?”
“Hi Mr. Wayne, this is Ms. Briggs with Child Protection and Permanency. Congratulations: You’ve been matched with Richard Grayson.”
oOo
To say Alfred was caught off guard by Bruce’s announcement that a child would be coming to stay with them for an indefinite amount of time would have been an understatement. Still, the older man has grown used to such surprises by now and he handled it well.
“For future reference,” Alfred says, breaking the paradoxically loud silence between the two, “I would appreciate slightly more notice before we have houseguests.”
“Alfred,” Bruce breathes, a hint of pleading in his voice. Alfred has already lectured him, and while he’s sure more lectures will come tomorrow after the man has slept and regained his energy, for now they share a shaky truce. Bruce hopes it can be maintained for the rest of the evening. “I told you as soon as I knew.”
As soon as he hung up with Ms. Briggs, Bruce had gone home and explained everything to Alfred in person. He assured Alfred that he’d had every intention of obtaining the foster license legally, and only then hacking into CPP to match himself with Richard if it became necessary. He told Alfred about Martin, how he must have been responsible for the early foster license, and that matching with Richard must have been a coincidence. Although, had Alfred asked, Bruce would have admitted that after tonight’s events, he’d planned to forgo the legal route and place Richard in his care, effective immediately. Honestly, he would have preferred the latter; now he knows he’ll be receiving a phone call any day from a Mr. Martin Sinclair to cash in on the “favor.”
(Hopefully, a favor is all that will come of this.)
Alfred sniffs. “I believe you have already admitted quite the opposite. Unless you are implying that you have been unaware of your own actions for the past month?”
“I was going to tell you,” Bruce says—again—now referencing the foster license itself and not Richard’s new custody arrangement. “Until tonight, I was starting to think I wouldn’t need it. Richard seemed to be doing well.”
“So you said.”
Bruce sighs, sliding a pillow into its case. An apology readies itself on his tongue, but he’s already given enough for tonight, so he swallows it. “This will be temporary, Alfred. Just until I can find a safe family to adopt Richard.”
“Of course.”
They finish putting the room together in silence. Alfred avoids looking in Bruce’s direction, which only makes Bruce’s guilt grow more. He knows this is the right decision, even if it’s not ideal. Bruce thinks Alfred knows that too, not that it seems to be doing much to smooth things over at the moment.
“I think that’s as best as we can make it with such short notice,” Alfred announces.
“Thank you,” Bruce says. “For your help.”
Alfred looks at him for a few seconds, a soft expression on his face. “Shall we wait downstairs for the lad to arrive?”
oOo
Two hours later, Bruce is pacing in the foyer, still waiting for Richard to arrive. It’s late, so late that it’s almost early.
“I’m sure they’ll be here soon, sir,” Alfred tells him—again. “Be patient.”
Bruce grunts, but he stops his pacing and takes a seat next to Alfred, resting his elbows on his knees and folding his hands under his chin. The more time passes, the more anxious Bruce feels and the more he doubts himself and his capabilities. Capabilities which seem to have dwindled since receiving the phone call.
Alfred rests his hand on Bruce’s shoulder and sighs like he can hear Bruce’s thoughts. Bruce leans into the touch, patiently waiting for Alfred to speak. 
“You have a big heart, Master Bruce, you always have. It’s the trait I am most proud of,” Alfred says. “Deciding to take in Richard, while very characteristic of you, is an enormous responsibility—as I’m sure you are well aware. I believe that you can rise to the challenge and be an outstanding guardian, but for as long as the boy is with us, he will have to be your first priority. Not Gotham.”
“I know, Alfred,” Bruce murmurs.
Alfred hums. “I am willing to assist you as needed, but assisting is all I will do. The boy will be under your care, not mine.”
“I know, Alfred,” Bruce murmurs again. “I . . . Thank you.”
Alfred squeezes Bruce’s shoulder once before letting him go. “Perhaps this will be good for you. Perhaps you two will be able to help each other.”
Bruce doesn’t know what to say, so they slide back into their silence. The silence is no longer loud, however; it’s comfortable, the way it should be.
Not even a minute later, headlights cut through the window. Bruce and Alfred both stand, moving toward the door. Bruce opens it and he and Alfred walk outside, watching from the porch as the car comes to a stop. Ms. Briggs gets out first and moves around to the back, opening the door. Richard steps out of the car, head tilted back and eyes glued to Wayne Manor, taking in its size. Bruce’s eyes, in turn, are glued to the blue cast on the boy’s wrist.
“Ms. Briggs, Richard,” Bruce greets with a warm smile, leaving Alfred on the porch as he approaches the car.
“Hello Mr. Wayne,” Ms. Briggs says, holding out her hand. Bruce takes it, and they shake twice before releasing.
She places a hand on Richard’s shoulder briefly, encouraging him to offer a quiet, “Hello Mr. Wayne.”
“You can call me Bruce if you want,” he says, to which Richard only nods.
“My apologies again for this happening so late,” Ms. Briggs says, “but as I explained on the phone, we have quite a special case here. I have some papers for you to sign.”
Bruce gestures toward the house. “Please, come inside. We can take care of everything there.”
“Perfect. Richard, do you want to grab your stuff from the trunk?” Ms. Briggs asks, pressing a button on her key fob as Richard nods and walks toward the back of the car.
“Here, let me,” Bruce says, following Richard. “I don’t want you to make your wrist worse.”
“Oh. Thanks,” Richard says in a barely audible voice.
Bruce smiles again, a smile Richard doesn’t return. It feels out of character, but the behavior isn’t unexpected; Richard has had what is probably the second-worst night of his life and he’s once again surrounded by strangers.
Upon opening the trunk, a wave of anger runs through Bruce when, instead of luggage or a backpack, he finds a garbage bag.
Bruce looks toward the social worker, who has moved to the porch and is speaking with Alfred. Bruce looks back to the trunk and picks up the bag, closing the trunk before he can give it another thought. “How are you feeling, Richard? I know tonight has been more than difficult.”
“I’m okay,” Richard tells him, still using that quiet, reserved voice.
Bruce hums, leading the two of them into the house. “You’ll feel better after some sleep.”
Richard continues his odd silence for the rest of the meeting. Bruce hands the garbage bag full of Richard’s clothing to Alfred, who takes it up to the room they had prepared. Bruce signs the papers and says goodbye to the social worker in record time, thanking her for everything she had done that evening as she leaves the house.
He turns back to Richard, taking in his empty expression, the bags under his eyes, and the blue cast on his right hand. He thinks of Richard sitting without his parents in a hospital emergency room, how he had been forced to go to his old foster home and pack up his belongings in a garbage bag. This would mark the third time he had been forced to move in with strangers, the third time he had been forced to shove his belongings into a garbage bag.
Bruce kneels in front of Richard, looking him in the eye to try to gain his attention. “Richard?”
Richard blinks, moving his eyes to look at Bruce. “Sorry.”
Bruce shakes his head, dismissing the need for an apology. “Is everything alright?”
“Yeah,” Richard tells him softly, voice hollow. 
“Hn." Bruce thinks, trying to decide if he should push or let it be for now. He looks at Richard—his drawn face and closed posture—and goes with the latter. "Are you hungry?”
Richard shakes his head. “I had some crackers and juice at the hospital.”
“That doesn’t sound like very much to eat,” Bruce says. “How about we go into the kitchen and see if anything sounds good to you?"
“Can . . . can I just go to bed? I’m really tired.”
"Okay." Bruce stands, nodding in resigned agreement. “If you’re sure.”
Bruce takes Richard upstairs, pointing out his own bedroom before going into Richard’s. 
“If you need anything, I’ll be right down there,” Bruce tells him. “You can wake me up for anything, even if you don’t think it qualifies as an emergency.”
“Okay.”
Bruce swallows, then takes them back to Richard’s room. He shows him the ensuite bathroom, pointing out where the extra toiletries are kept as well as the shower covers for his cast. He also shows him how to work the shower, just in case he wants to take one before coming downstairs in the morning.
“Do you need help putting your clothes away?” Bruce asks, not allowing his eyes to linger on the garbage bag Alfred placed near the dresser. 
“No, I can do it.” 
The I can take care of myself echoes in Bruce’s head; Richard had used the phrase directly during one of their early meetings, but now he only implies it.
“If you change your mind,” Bruce says, and Richard nods in understanding. “I’ll let you get some sleep.” Bruce moves to the door, pausing in the doorway and turning to face Richard once more. “Goodnight Richard, I’m glad you’re safe.”
“Yeah.” He pauses. “Goodnight Bruce.”
Bruce hesitates for a moment, then closes the door with a soft click and goes to his room. Once there, he paces, waiting for something to happen. Nothing does.
He pulls out his phone, checking his news alerts to find that Zucco, predictably, hadn’t been taken to the hospital by the police. He had fled the scene, and while there had been a chase, the officers lost him. Bruce groans, running a hand through his hair. With how long it took the social worker to arrive with Richard, Bruce could have stayed to escort Zucco personally. Maybe then—
No. Going to the manor and waiting for Richard had been the right decision. Even if Bruce had stayed with Zucco, that was no guarantee that he wouldn’t have bribed someone to let him go, and with the kidnapping earlier, the station would have been too hectic for Gordon to do much. But Zucco is getting anxious, reckless even; he’ll be easy to find again.
Still, Bruce doesn’t get much sleep that night.
oOo
The first week with Richard is stressful. Bruce doesn’t go into work that entire week, which he’s sure he’ll regret when he’s eventually forced to return and finds a nightmare waiting for him. He spends most of his time trying to find Zucco, either from the cave or in the streets, meaning he hasn’t spent much quality time with Richard. Richard doesn’t seem to mind, preferring to spend most of his time alone even when Bruce is available. Bruce isn’t sure if this is the right thing to do, but he allows it. The boy is adjusting, after all, and Bruce doesn’t want to push him too soon. (Not that he’d know what to say even if he did want to push.)
From what little he’s seen of Richard, he’s learned a few things: the boy is still grieving, badly, and that grief is mixing with trauma. Bruce has awoken to screaming from night terrors on three separate nights in the past week, and he’s sure there have also been plenty of nightmares that Richard hasn’t shared with them. Richard doesn’t seem to get much sleep as a result, and Bruce has found him passed out in random parts of the manor twice.
What Bruce hasn’t learned, he already knew: Richard is very bright and observant. He’s managed to maintain his athletic abilities, and Alfred has told him that the boy wakes up early to exercise each morning. Bruce has asked Richard about his exercises, both out of curiosity and to ensure he wasn’t hurting his wrist. From the sound of it, Richard would enjoy the equipment Bruce keeps downstairs. That’s not possible, of course, so he invites Richard to use the house’s gym and Bruce makes a note to himself to buy some gymnastics equipment.
By the end of the week, Richard seems more comfortable, but he’s still quiet and reserved for the most part. There are glimpses, however, of the enthusiastic boy who would wait up at night to talk with Batman, and also glimpses of a happy boy from an earlier time.
It’s around this point that Richard starts sneaking out again. Bruce has been expecting it, and the alarm system informs him that Richard has departed before Alfred does. Bruce had already left for patrol, but he quickly circles back and is able to meet up with Richard before he’s technically even off the property.
“Now that’s impressive,” Richard says when Batman jumps out of the car and lands in front of him. “How do you keep finding me anyway? Did you put a tracker on me or something?”
“No.” Well, not tonight.
“Are you one of those computer hackers?”
“When it’s necessary.”
“That’s so cool! Could you teach me?” Richard asks, rising up on his toes ever so slightly.
“Hn.”
“I’m going to take that as a maybe,” Richard says, grinning.
“What are you doing out here?” Bruce asks.
Richard shrugs. “Couldn’t sleep.”
They’re in the woods surrounding the manor. When Bruce was Richard’s age, he had been too afraid to go in them alone during the day. It’s definitely not where he would have gone to relax.
“How is your new foster placement?”
“Fine, I guess.” Richard rubs the inside of his elbow. “Do you think when this is over they’ll let me go home?”
As Batman, Bruce had asked Gordon if it would be possible for Richard to be placed in Haly’s care. Someone had reached out, but Haly hadn’t been willing. “I’m sorry Richard, but that doesn’t seem very likely.”
Richard looks away, sniffing. “Figures.”
Bruce kneels down, taking Richard’s cast-free hand in his own.
“I just want to go home.”
“Is that where you were going tonight?” Bruce asks.
Richard shakes his head but says nothing.
“Then where?” Bruce presses.
“I . . . I was going to try to find Zucco,” Richard admits, looking anywhere but Bruce. “I was going to take a bus downtown and ask around; say he was my uncle. I thought that even if I couldn’t find him, he would hear that I was looking for him and come after me again. And then, and then you could arrest him.”
“Richard.” Bruce’s heart is pounding in his chest, eyes wide with fear for this child. “You know how unsafe that is.”
“Like you care!” Richard screams—screams—at him, pulling his hand out of Bruce’s grasp and throwing both of them above his head in anger. “My parents have been gone for two months”—Richard’s small fists land across the bat emblem with no regard for his cast and containing more strength than Bruce expected—“and Zucco is still out there! If you’re not going to do anything, then I will!”
The boy is crying—heavy, angry, hurt tears—and for a moment, all Bruce can do is stare at him, barely breathing as he watches the tears and feels the fists pound against his chest. He thinks this is my fault and he wishes that that thought wasn’t as true as it is.
Bruce grabs Richard’s hands, pulling them back down gently. “I’m sorry. This never should have happened to you. And I’m sorry I haven’t been able to find Zucco yet, but I am looking for him.”
Richard isn’t fighting his hold, but he’s still crying, gasping for breath every few seconds. “You promised! You said you would bring him to justice—that’s what you said!”
“I know. And I promise I’m doing everything I can. This case is my top priority.” And that’s the truth—the rest of the truth is that it’s not his only case. There are several other open cases that have needed his attention, the Shadow that he can sense watching them right now being one of them.
Richard’s lip trembles, but he doesn’t say anything, just stares at Bruce with a look of disappointment and doubt.
Bruce swallows, running the case through his head before calmly presenting it to Richard. “I’ve been collecting evidence and sharing what I know with Gordon. Last month, we found one of the men, Garry Peters, who was responsible for putting the acid on the lines. A warrant was put out for his arrest and he confessed. He’s not currently in custody, but he will be tried in court and he’s been fairly cooperative with the police in exchange for protection. He’s refused to confirm that this was Zucco’s plan, but he’s given other names.”
Richard’s breaths are slowing down, and he’s looking at Bruce eagerly. Richard already knows some of this information—Batman had told him personally—but it’s clear from Richard’s reactions that he had not known all of it.
“Peters shared the name of his two partners that night, Emmanuel Hebert and Rachel Clay. Both of them have been arrested. They also received bail, but they’ll be at the hearing. So far, everyone we’ve spoken to has refused to confirm Zucco’s involvement.”
“But I saw him,” Richard insists.
“I know, Richard. But Zucco is being protected, so even with your testimony, it’s difficult.” Bruce hates everything about this case, and having to explain this to Richard makes it that much worse. “But there was a breakthrough about two weeks ago when someone came forward with evidence that Zucco purchased the type of acid used on the lines. This person also provided more proof that the three people who were arrested worked other jobs for Zucco in the past, as well as circumstantial evidence that Zucco hired them for this job. It was enough for Gordon to get a warrant for Zucco’s arrest. That’s why he went after you last week.”
Richard nods, eyebrows slightly furrowed as he absorbs the information.
“He was spotted near where you were kidnapped but he escaped before an arrest could be made. I’ve been trying to track him down, but I’m also trying to collect all of the evidence I can to ensure that when Zucco goes to court, he won’t be able to walk.” And that Zucco’s charges will reflect what truly happened. Zucco had intended to kill the entire Grayson family that night, and Bruce will see to it personally that that is reflected in Zucco’s charges.
“What if you can’t find him?” Richard asks. “What if he leaves the city, or the country?”
“I will find him.”  
“Let me help,” Richard says. “You could use me as bait, that would—”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“I am not putting your life in danger, and it’s completely unnecessary. Zucco is getting nervous; finding him will be much easier now.”
“Can I come with you?” Richard asks. “I’ll stay in the car, like last time.”
“Not tonight.” Bruce pauses. “Will you let me take you back to the house?”
Richard bites his lip. “Are you going to come back here again?”
Bruce looks at Richard, trying to decipher what his question means. “Yes. If you want, I can visit you every night and give you an update on the case until Zucco is found.”
Richard nods. “Then I��ll go back.”
oOo
Every night for the next week, Bruce keeps his promise and shows up at Richard’s window to give him an update as Batman. He tries to keep it as detailed as he can and answer all of Richard’s questions, but there’s often not much to report. Richard enjoys the conversations though, and he often leads them to discuss things other than the case. By the time Bruce leaves, Richard has done most of the talking. Richard, Bruce supposes, is lonely. 
Bruce feels more comfortable talking to the boy as Batman, and he wonders if that’s because Batman is less of a stranger to Richard than Bruce Wayne is, or if it’s because Batman can help the boy in a way Bruce can’t, meaning that there’s less guilt talking to him as the former. There’s also the fact that Bruce is keeping up something close to his public persona at home, ensuring that Richard doesn’t learn his secret. It’s exhausting and likely adding to his problems, but it’s necessary for now.
Bruce’s comfort and exhaustion doesn’t matter, however. The boy is hurting and lonely, and Bruce needs to make more of an effort to help Richard, not just his case. Richard is his priority, and Bruce needs to start acting like it.
“Ah, Master Bruce,” Alfred says when Bruce exits the car. “I would have called, but I thought it best not to worry you unnecessarily.”
Bruce pushes his cowl back. “What happened?”
Richard steps out from behind the car.
Alfred clears his throat. “I found him in the cave. It appears we have taken in another detective, sir.”
oOo
“I could help,” Richard insists for the millionth time this week. “You could train me and I could be your partner.”
“No.”
“I’m already a professional athlete,” Richard points out. “I’d be really easy to train.”
While true, that’s far from the point. “No. I’m not training a child soldier.”
Richard huffs and rolls his eyes. “I wouldn’t be a child soldier; I’d be a hero. Like you.”
Bruce spins his chair to look at Richard for the first time. With a hard glare, he tells him, “No. That’s final.” He spins his chair back around to face his screen once more.
Richard leans against the chair. “Why not? You need someone to watch your back and I’m right here. I could be your lookout, or at least your getaway driver.”
Bruce closes his eyes, exhaling in a slow, controlled matter, pretending he’s calm. “Richard.”
“Just give me a chance,” Richard whines. “I’ll prove that I can be a good partner.”
Bruce stands quickly, sending his chair rolling behind him. Richard takes a step back, but Bruce is too worked up to realize that he’s probably scaring him. He glares down at him, and the boy shrinks under his gaze. “No. This is not up for debate.”
Richard’s face crumples, then turns into a scowl. “You can’t tell me what to do. I bet I could find Zucco faster on my own anyway.”
“You are not to leave this house. Is that clear?”
Richard is silent for a long time. Bruce’s stomach twists, but he can’t give in.
Richard wipes his sleeve across his eyes before dashing back upstairs. Bruce sinks into his chair; he’s clearly not cut out to be anything close to a father.
oOo
A few days later, Batman receives a tip telling him where Zucco is expected to be later that night. Richard has been ignoring him since their fight, and Bruce has been trying his best to give him space.
“Richard?” he calls, knocking on the closed door. There’s no answer. “I have a lead on Zucco. If everything goes as planned, I’ll be taking him in tonight.”
Bruce hears the floors creak, telling him Richard has come closer to the door.
“You can’t come, but if you want, you can sit on the comms with Alfred.”
When there’s no answer after two minutes, Bruce sighs and steps away from the door, wondering how long children can stay mad.
oOo
Bruce has been Batman long enough to be able to look at a criminal and tell how desperate they are. Zucco is incredibly desperate, and when people are that desperate, they do stupid things. Reckless things.
“Put down the gun,” Bruce says firmly, holding back a growl. He quickly ducks as Zucco pulls the trigger, missing Bruce by at least a foot.
“Take me in and that kid will be dead by morning, understand?”
Zucco has a lot to lose by going to prison; there are many who would be happy to see him in a place where they have the upper hand.
“No one else dies.” This time, Bruce doesn’t hold back the growl.
He throws one of his metal discs, taking out Zucco’s gun. The man yells in frustration before taking off, tipping over whatever’s in his path to put something—anything—between himself and The Batman.
Zucco is already at his car and fumbling with the keys by the time Bruce catches up to him. Bruce is fast, but not faster than a car; he raises his hand to call the car just as something swishes past his ear. It lands near Zucco, and he yelps as it makes contact and forces him to drop his keys. Bruce picks up his pace, turning ever so slightly to see who threw the object. He’s expecting to see the Shadow again, but instead he sees a small boy running toward him, dressed in dark green athletic tights, a red leotard, green gloves, and a green mask over his eyes made out of what used to be a beanie.
Despite the attempt at a disguise, Bruce can immediately tell it’s Richard, and for a second, his world freezes over.
But then Richard is passing him, waving and smiling as he goes. He’s chasing after Zucco, who has decided to ditch the car and run toward the pier instead, zig-zagging as he goes.
Bruce presses the button on his belt. “The car will be here shortly,” he hisses at Richard when he catches up to him. “Get inside and stay put until I get back.”
“Make me,” Richard says brightly, speeding up and passing Bruce again. He’s pulling out an object from his pocket, aiming it at Zucco. Bruce recognizes it as his own throwing discs, something the boy must have grabbed from the cave.
He throws it and hits Zucco’s foot, making the man stumble.
Bruce grabs Richard’s left hand, pulling him back. “Car. Now.”
Richard, to Bruce’s surprise, listens. He slows to a stop as Bruce passes him, and Bruce reaches for his restraints as he approaches Zucco.
“You hiring kiddies now, Bats?” Zucco taunts through panting breaths. He’s backed into a corner, and he’s watching Batman with wild eyes. Something glints in the light, and Bruce recognizes it as a knife just before it comes racing toward his shoulder.
Bruce moves swiftly, dodging the blade with practiced ease. Zucco comes at him again, this time going for the restraints. Bruce jumps on top of the railing, careful to maintain his balance as the old wood wobbles under his weight. Zucco kicks at the railing, causing a piece to break off just as Bruce jumps back down to avoid falling over the edge.
He sweeps Zucco’s legs out and is on top of the man as soon as he hits the ground. Zucco swipes at Bruce’s hand with his knife, hitting him for the first time that night and making Bruce lose the restraints as well as a few drops of blood. Bruce disposes of the knife and tries to manually restrain Zucco, but Zucco is throwing punches like his life depends on it and it’s all Bruce can do to block the hits.
“Batman!” Richard yells.
Bruce follows the sound of his voice to see that the boy has found a hiding spot on a nearby roof. He’s pointing in the opposite direction, and Bruce shifts his gaze to see that two men have joined them, both of them armed.
No.
“Shoot!” Zucco yells.
A clink of metal followed by yelling tells Bruce that Richard threw another disc and hit his mark; a gunshot tells him he only hit one gun.
Bruce can’t see for sure, but it doesn’t sound like anyone was hit. The commotion is enough to make Zucco slow down, and Bruce uses that to his advantage and grabs a new pair of restraints from his belt, clapping them on Zucco’s hands. When he has Zucco handcuffed to the pier, he looks for Richard. Bruce sees him climbing down a fire escape, several discs held firmly in his hand like he’s intending to fight the two men by himself.
The men, thank god, are more worried about Batman than the kid and give him their full attention. They’re both holding guns again and they set off another round. Dodging them requires a level of attention and energy Bruce doesn’t quite have, and he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t thankful that Richard threw another round of discs, taking out one of the guns and hitting the other gunman in the arm, causing him to miss.
Bruce picks up his speed, jumping as he takes out the still-armed man. He kicks the gun away and throws a bolas at the other man before he can reclaim his own weapon. As he’s tying them up, Richard is running toward them, collecting the guns as he goes.
Both men are tied up by the time Richard is standing next to him, breathing a little fast but not nearly close to being out of breath.
Bruce wordlessly presses the button on his belt to call the car for the final time that night.
“We make a good team,” Richard tells him, a brightness in his voice that Bruce hasn’t heard in days.
“Get. In. The. Car.”
oOo
“What happens now?” Richard asks.
The two of them are sitting on a nearby roof, watching as Zucco and his two henchmen are put into separate squad cars.
“They’ll be taken in for questioning. Gordon has assured me that Zucco won’t qualify for bail, but I can’t speak for the other two. There will be a preliminary hearing, hopefully sometime this week, and depending on what happens there, a court date will be set.”
“Why wouldn’t there be a court date?” Richard asks, eyes never leaving the scene below. “You said there’s enough evidence to convict.”
“There is,” Bruce assures. “Zucco might take a plea deal.”
“Oh.”
They sit in a solemn silence until the squad cars pull away, Gordon riding in the car with Zucco. It isn’t until they can no longer see the cars that the two wordlessly move to their own car and go home.
oOo
Bruce sends Richard to bed without a lecture, deciding it can wait until the morning. Right now, Richard is still ecstatic about his adventure, and with Zucco finally in custody, Bruce is in a forgiving mood and doesn’t feel like crushing Richard’s spirit.
By the time he finishes writing up his report, Alfred has gone to bed and he expects Richard to have done the same. When he passes his room, however, he sees that the light is still on.
He taps on the door. “Richard? Can I come in?”
“Sure,” Richard replies quietly.
Bruce opens the door to find Richard sitting on his bed, still wearing his red leotard and green tights. Bruce crosses the room and takes a seat next to Richard on the bed. He doesn’t know what to say, but his instincts tell him that staying is the right thing to do.
“You can call me Dick, if you want,” Richard—Dick—says, looking up at him with the eyes of someone who’s seen far too much for someone so young. “That’s what everyone back home calls me.”
A smile tugs at Bruce’s lips, and he allows it to rest on his face for a moment. “Alright, Dick.”
Dick smiles too, but it lasts even shorter than Bruce’s.
“How do you feel? Bruce asks.
“I’m . . .” Dick stares at his hands, furrowing his eyebrows. He shakes his head, starting again. “I’m glad Zucco’s in custody, and I know you’re probably mad, but I’m glad I was there. It felt good. But I don’t . . . I don’t think I feel any different.”
Bruce pauses, taking in the statement. “What do you mean?”
“I thought it would be better, once we found him, but it’s not.”
Oh. “The grief, you mean.”
Dick nods and mumbles, “It’s stupid.”
“No.” Bruce wraps his arm around Dick’s shoulders, pulling him into his side. “No, sweetheart, it’s not.”
For the longest time, Bruce had thought that if he could just find his parents’ killer, it would fix everything and he would feel normal again. Maybe not completely, but when you’re hurting that badly, something is better than nothing.
“I miss them,” Dick says, a sob finally running through him and shaking his whole body. “It hurts all the time, Bruce. I just want it to stop.”
“I know.” Bruce rocks Dick back and forth, running a hand through his hair. “Shh, I know.”
Dick cries, and Bruce holds him. It’s not much, but it’s something.
oOo
“Good.”
“Oh, come on, B, that was great!” Dick calls from the mats. “Amazing even.”
Bruce smiles; the tumbling sequence had been impressive. “Hnn. Go again.”
“You said we could spar if I stuck it,” Dick protests.
“Afraid you can’t stick it twice in a row?” In reality, Bruce is trying to test Dick’s stamina, trying to figure out where his limit is and how far they can push it.
Dick rolls his eyes but jogs back to his starting place, takes a breath, and then goes again. Bruce watches as he launches himself into the air and contorts his body into a series of flips, landing briefly on his hands before going right back up. Dick lands for a final time, sticking his landing perfectly and breathing heavy. He lowers his arms and looks at Bruce. “Can we spar now?”
Bruce still struggles to understand how casually Dick can execute those skills like they’re nothing. “Water break. Then we’ll spar.”
“Yes!” Dick runs off to grab his water, and Bruce can’t help but chuckle at the enthusiasm.
Today has been a good day, and Bruce finds himself thinking about how the past two months have gone by in a whirlwind, filled with highs and lows.
The Grayson case has been officially closed. The court date has been set and everything looks like it will go in their favor. Despite the success of the case overall, there are still several loose ends that eat at Bruce on nights when he can’t sleep. The biggest being the Shadow, although that problem has seemingly solved itself. Bruce hasn’t felt the presence in weeks, and he hasn’t found a trace of the possible-vigilante anywhere. He hopes that whoever it was simply retired of their own accord, that something worse hadn’t befallen them. Like Haly’s true involvement with Gotham’s gangs, however, Bruce has been forced to accept that it's a mystery he’ll never truly solve.
More important than the case, Dick has been doing much better. He’s opened up to both Alfred and Bruce now, and he feels comfortable coming to them when he’s struggling. Even better, the night terrors have become less frequent, as have the regular nightmares.
Just as Alfred had predicted, Dick has been good for Bruce, too. He provides a light that Bruce so  desperately needed, and he’s made the manor feel like a home again. Bruce is realizing it’s something he doesn’t want to let go of anytime soon. He’s seriously considering making Dick’s custody arrangement permanent, though he’s still unsure how to broach the topic without making everyone uncomfortable. After all, Bruce still doesn’t feel cut out to be a father most days, and Dick has made it clear he doesn’t want a new one.
Another change since Dick first moved in is that they’ve been spending a lot of time in the cave, training Dick both physically and mentally for vigilantism. The boy hadn’t dropped the topic since he helped take down Zucco, and after only a week of pleading, among other tactics, Bruce had given in. He’s still holding out hope that this will turn out to be a phase, a temporary aspiration, but the further they go, the more certain Dick seems.
Bruce isn’t exactly happy about it, but he knows that Dick will do this with or without him. Bruce’s job is to keep the boy as safe as possible. Happy or not, Bruce can’t deny that Dick is good, extraordinarily talented for someone his age. He has the potential to be better than Bruce could ever dream.
A weight slams down against his back as Dick latches onto him. “Prepare to be defeated!” Dick yells into his ear.
Bruce grabs Dick’s forearms, pulling him off his back and onto the mats. Dick jumps up from his back and lands on his feet, falling into one of the stances Bruce taught him.
“Let’s see you try,” Bruce says, eliciting a smile from Dick, who has gained a mischievous glint in his eyes. “On three. One.”
Dick rises on his toes, preparing to charge.
“Two—”
“Three!” Dick shouts, cutting Bruce off as usual and running toward him.
Yes, Bruce thinks as Dick dodges Bruce’s defensive maneuver with a flip and a laugh, today is a good day.
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This just an idea I had for a Batfam story. Batman takes in a new child after they lose everything. I don't have any idea where this story will go or if I'll continue it for long.
Masterlist
Day 2
Day 3
A New Bat Pt1
I stepped out of the limo and looked on at the huge mansion looming over me. "Holy shit."
"Indeed Miss Ashleigh." Alfred had gotten out if the car and was now standing beside me. "You head inside now and I'll grab your bags."
"Let me help you Alfred."
"Nonsense. Master Bruce is waiting for you inside. It's best you go see him immediately."
I nodded to him and walked up to the door. It seemed so much larger now that I was in front of it. I knocked gently on in it. Within a minute the huge door swung open and behind it stood Bruce Wayne.
"Welcome to Wayne Manor, Ashleigh."
I looked in awe at the huge entrance hall.
"Ahsleigh. I'm glad that you are here. I tried to make sure most of the children are out today. I imagine meeting them all at once would be overwhelming."
"Exactly how many people live here?" I asked.
Bruce shrugged and laughed a little. "Honestly I'm not sure. It varies from day to day. At any one time there's usually at least eight people here."
"Jeez."
A voice chimed in from behind. "I couldn't have said it better myself."
I turned to see Alfred walking in the door carrying my bags. "Let me help you with those."
"No need Miss Ashleigh. I see no reason in bringing these any further until you have picked a room."
I turned back to Bruce. "I get to pick a room?"
"Well there's quite a few unused room in the manor. I'll get Dick to show you around and you can choose any of the unused rooms."
"Shall I retrieve Master Grayson?" Alfred asked.
"If you wouldn't mind Alfred." Bruce turned back to me. "Dick is my eldest and between us, he has more common sense then most of my other children."
A moment later Dick appeared out of one of the doors. "Alfred said you're ready for me to show the new kid around." He turned to look at me. " And there she is. Nice to meet you, I'm Dick Grayson."
"The names Ashleigh."
"Well Ashleigh, I'll show you around the place." He motioned for me to follow him.
Bruce placed a hand on my shoulder. "You go with Dick and Alfred will prepare dinner. Any allergies or general dislikes he should know about?"
I shook my head. "No none."
Bruce nodded and I took off after Dick.
"B's happy to take you in. Despite the fact he has like a dozen kids he's still not all that good at this parenting thing but he tries. I mean really how bad could he be. I turned out alright.
Dick showed me around the first floor. It had all the practical everyday rooms you would expect in a house. Kitchen, dining room, living room, etc. We chatted as we went through the rooms. Little fun facts about the manor. When it was built, what extensions had been added, etc. He even told me about himself. How he ended up in Bruce's care. He seemed like a nice guy. I'm pretty sure I'll enjoy it here.
"The second floor is mostly like hobby rooms." Dick said as we climbed the stairs to the next floor. "You got any hobbies?"
"I like to draw."
"Well theres a drawing room, a painting room, a music room, a gym, and a room for just about every other hobby you could have."
"Every hobby?"
"Every." Dick put a lot of emphasis on the word.
"Archery?"
"There's a range in the garden.
"Metalwork?"
"There's equipment for that down in the basement, along with woodworking equipment and the sorts."
"How about a shooting range?"
"There's one down in the cave. Jason kept at B until he had one installed."
The idea of Red Hood bugging Batman until he gave in paints a beautiful image in my head.
Dick pointed to a piece of paper hung on the wall. "Steph insisted on putting these maps around on this floor. There's one in almost every hall. She kept getting lost looking for Cass everytime she took up a new hobby."
I examined the map for a moment. "That's a lot of different rooms.""Yeah, it's B's way of showing interest in what were up to. Any time someone mentions an interest in something he has a room renovated to suit that hobby or interest."
"That sounds awesome." I was slightly in awe.
Dick smirked. "Yeah, one of the many perks of being adopted by a billionaire. Babs once complained about the price of cinema tickets, a week later we had an indoor cinema."
"Guess I should just complain a lot." I joked.
Dick laughed. "Anyway I don't think I need to show you around this floor. The maps should be enough direction. Steph works hard to keep them updated." Dick started up the stairs to the third floor. "This floor is all the bedrooms."
Suddenly a shape jumped down from the floor above and landed in from of me. I jumped back and lost my footing. I land back on the second floor. I opened my eyes to see Dick and the shape, a cat, a fuckin cat running down the stairs to me.
"Are you okay Ashleigh?"
I got to my feet. "I'm fine, just a little bruised." I glared at the cat.
"That is Alfred the Cat. He's a bit mischievous."
I watched the cat run off. "Yeah I think I got that. Any other pets I should know about?"
"Well we have two dogs, Ace and Titus, and Batcow."
"Is Batcow a mix between-"
"No, she's just a cow."
"Okay. Yeah a cow bat hybrid would be ridiculous."
"Well should we tour the next level?" Dick gestured up the stairs.
"Sure."
This time we reached the top of the stairs uninterrupted.
"I can't really show you inside the rooms, cause you know invasion of privacy and all that, but I can show you where my room is if you need me, and I'll show you the empty ones."
We walked down a couple of hallways and then stopped outside a door. Dick pushed the door open. "This is my room."
I looked inside. A large double bed against one wall. Gym equipment in the corner but other than that is was pretty ordinary, A dresses and a wardrobe. A big Tv and one one wall a large poster of The Flying Graysons. "It's nice.
"Thank you. Most of my personal belongs are in my apartment in Bludhaven so it's a little bland here. Theres plenty of empty rooms on this floor but I figure you probably want one with a window."
"That'd be nice"
We spent the next twenty minutes or so going through rooms I could choose but to me they all had the same problem. They were two big. I didn't own a lot of stuff. At least I didn't bring a lot of stuff here with me and the last thing I wanted was to be in a big empty room. Eventually we came to a smaller room. I took one step in side and it felt warm. Welcoming even. I turned to Dick. "What about this one?"
"You sure this ones okay? It's a lot smaller than some of the other ones."
"Yeah, its enough room for me." I smiled at him.
"Okay then. Remember you can always change to another one later if this one doesn't suit. I'll have Alfred bring your stuff after dinner."
"I'll bring them up. I'm sure Alfred is busy enough."
Dick smirked. "I think Alfred will like you. Dinners probably nearly ready. You can chill here for a while or wonder around. Just come down to the dining room soon. If you can remeber where it is."
I giggled. "Im sure I'll find it."
He left and I just stood there. Thinking. A month ago my life was completely different but after today everything changes. I smiled out the window. It overlooked the huge back garden. Honestly if I was just passing by the outside I'd assume this place was a hotel. I guess I should go down for dinner. Today is the beginning of a new life.A few flights of stairs and a couple wrong turns later I was in the dining room. The huge table was empty bar Dick sitting near the top.
I sat down across from him. He looked over to me. "Dinner might be another couple of minutes." Looked around to make sure no one else was in the room. "Apparently B tried to help Alfred. Which always ends in disaster."
"Not always." Bruce's voice chimed in from the other side of the room.
Dick flinched at the sound of the voice. "Piece of advice. If you ever talk bad of B, he usually pops up behind you."
Bruce laughed a little and took his seat at the head of the table. "Alfred is just finishing up the meal and will be joining us soon. I hope you enjoy spaghetti bolognese Ashleigh."
"One of my favourites."
"Trust me." Dick chimed in. "Alfred is the best cook in the world."
"While it may not be quite as good as Master Dick says it is most certainly above average." Alfred said as he walked into the room carrying a tray.
"Humble as ever Alfred." Bruce smiled.
"Of course Sir."Alfred set the tray down on the table and began to head back out of the room.
"Won't you be joining us Alfred?" Bruce asked.
Alfred stopped and turned to us. "Of course Sir." He took a seat next to Dick.
"So Ashleigh, have you chosen a room yet?" Bruce asked as he ate.
I had a mouth full of food. Typical. Silence for a second as I swallowed it. "Yes, it's one at the back. It looks over the garden. It lovely out there."
"She actually picked one of the smallest rooms." Dick pointed out.
"Huh." Bruce seemed intrigued. " I don't think anyone has deliberately picked a small room before." He then points to Alfred. "The garden is for the most part Alfred's work."
"It's a nice way to keep myself busy on my days off." Alfred commented.
Dick looked over to me. "Saturday and Sunday are Alfred's days off. Though he does usually still cook those days."
"Yes. Cooking is another thing I find to be relaxing." Alfred then glared over at Dick. "And if I didn't this manor would have burnt to the ground years ago.
"We're not that bad Alfred."
"Shall I tell Miss Ashleigh about the time-"
"No."
"Or perhaps-"
"No Alfred, that's quite alright." Dick turned to me. "Okay so maybe there's a reason most of us are banned from the kitchen.
I giggled and from the head of the table table Bruce let out a small chuckle."
Both Alfred and Dick stared at Bruce for a moment before they began to chuckle themselves. The rest of the dinner went by with lots of chatting and laughing.
"Alfred, delicious as always." Dick complimented the food as he took the last of it up in his fork.
"Thank you Master Dick." Alfred stood up from the table and gathered all the empty plates. "Now if you dont mind, I must tend to the dishes."
Dick stood up. "I'll help you Alfred. You should give Ashleigh a heads up about tommorow B."
Bruce nodded to him as the two left the room.
I looked to Bruce slightly concerned. "What happens tommorow?"
"Nothing serious. Dick just meant all the people that'll be around."
"Oh, how many people?"
Bruce shrugged. "Honestly I'm not sure. As I said it varies. Probably at least four, but it could be like ten. My guess is quite a few. Once they know theres a new person in the house im guessing most of them will come around for a while hoping to meet you."
"Oh." I was slightly worried at the thought of meeting so many people.
"I've warned them not to swarm you. My guess is they'll 'bump' into you across the day. Probably in groups of one or two."
"That doesn't sound too bad."
"I'd warn you about each of them individually but i think its best you learn about them each yourself. Also ever door in this manor can be locked. If you need some time alone."
I nodded and stood up from the table. "Thank you. I should probably head to bed early after the flight. Jetlag and what not.Goodnight. If you need anything dont be afraid to ask."
"Of course. Goodnight."
I walked back to the entrance and grabbed my bags. I went up to my room, only taking one wrong turn this time. It took awhile to fall asleep but eventually it came to me.
I sat up. I was sweating. It was still dark outside. I stood up and threw on my clothes from yesterday. "It was just a dream, just a dream." I took a moment to settle my self. "Now where was that bathroom Dick showed?"
A couple of minutes of aimless wandering later and I found it. After I had emptied my bladder and washed the sweat off my face I headed back to my room. I approached the door when I saw two men walk out of my room. "Dick?"
"There you are." Dick walked over to me. "We just got back from patrol figured I'd check in on you."
I looked him up and down. He was still wearing his Nightwing costume. "Are you expecting something to happen to me?"
"No. Its just wanted to check in on you."
The figure behind him joined in. "He's very motherly kid. Best get used to it."
As my eyes adjusted to the darkness I noticed the other figure was holding a helmet.
Dick pointed to him. "This is Jason or just Jay. Jay this is Ashleigh."
"Nice to meet you."
"Likewise." Jay turned to Dick. "Im gonna go get some shut eye. You can put the kid back to bed." He walked by by me and into one of the rooms.
"Jay's like that with everyone." Dick assured me. "You'll get use to it. The rest of the gang came in a while ago, they were asking about you."
"Oh."
"They're excited to meet you." He patted my shoulder. "Im going to get some rest my self. You know where I am if you need me."
I nodded and headed back to my room. I managed to fall back to sleep for awhile.
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dibs4ever · 5 years
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Dick Grayson Fatherhood
Dick loved being a father, honestly, he never put much thought or fantasy into being a dad one day but here he was an actual father for real and he loved it. It scared him. He worried constantly that somehow some baddie would figure out Nightwing had a kid and hold him against him. Or perhaps a criminal would want to kidnap Bruce Wayne/Commissioner Gordon’s Grandson And he acting as Nightwing will have to jump into action without leading on that they had his kid.
He’d have to hold back from killing someone if they as much of harmed his son.
His favorite thing to do with Nathan was to see how bendy he was. It sounded weird but it was the truth. At almost 8 months old Nathan was probably going to take his first steps any day. The doctor said he was advanced and that his keen balance skills might have spurred from his acrobatic genes. He loved seeing bits of himself in his son, he also loved seeing bits of Barbara, like the way he crinkled up his nose when he was concentrating. Or how quickly he picked up on baby sign language. He was also super attached to Barbara, which everyone joked he got from Dick.
Barbara. She was an amazing mother. He couldn’t have asked for someone better to be the mother of his child. He never imagined she’d be so attentive but she was. In fact, he almost got in a fight with Roy last week after he made a remark about how Barbara was “almost a hippy” mom. He knew he meant it as a joke but it still aggravated him.
“Batman says to go to 46th and 10th” Barbara pulled him out of his thoughts
He looked toward the bat-clad girl, he loved her so much. He wanted to be with her so badly, but he needed to respect her and her wishes to keep their co-parenting platonic.
Currently, they were on patrol together for the first time in over a year. Before he faked his death, before he returned to find her with his 6-week old son, before he bought an apartment for them to live in.
They had tried not to patrol together, wanting one of them to be with their son at all times. But tonight called for it. Joker had apparently set multiple hidden bombs off around Gotham set to go off at 1 am. Nightwing and Batgirl has to deactivate one on the West Side Village Apartment building. One of the largest in Gotham. Now they just needed to locate it and deactivate it.
“Why don’t you check the basement and I’ll check the lobby?” Batgirl suggested
Dick glanced at the clock “BG it’s 12:30”
Barbara nodded “I know Hunk Wonder, of we don’t find anything we meet back at the 3rd floor at 12:45.”
Nightwing smiled at her nickname “Right, don’t wanna cause a rage of panic unless we absolutely have to. “
Barbara nodded and they both jumped into separate directions
Dick searched and searched in hopes of finding the bomb but had no luck. He heard Batgirls communicator buzz in
“Hey Wing”
“Hey Red, I hope you’re calling to tell me you deactivated a bomb. Really don’t want to deal with panic stricken civilians”
“Unfortunately not”
Dick sighed glancing at the time-12:40 “Looks like we’re evacuating a building. Meet you in 5” he signed off before running to the stairs.
They opted to pull the fire alarm pinning it as the best way to get people out as quickly as possible. That didn’t mean they still didn’t have to convince some people to leave. Dick was aiding an elderly woman he had just spent the last 5 minutes convincing to leave. (She has only agreed when he told her he’d help her with carrying her cats out.) He passed Barbara as she was walking back into the building.
“Where are you going?” He asked
Barbara looked at him “Back in, doing a last go around”
Dick shook his head “It’s 12:55, get out of the building “
Barbara shook her head “No you “
Dick sighed “Babs I’ll do the last walk through” he handed the woman her cats and pushed her gently out
Barbara looked at him “Dick please one of us has to go out and make sure they are safe. For well you know who.”
Dick nodded “Which is why I’m telling you to get out now Barbara Please I’m begging you. He needs you more than me”
Barbara shook her head “I’m not leaving you”
“And I’m not leaving here till I know the building is empty” Dick said
Barbara looked at the time 12:56 “Well I guess that makes two of us” she thought perhaps he would agree to come out with her if she stood her ground. This had been her plan all along. She knew he’d want to keep going back and forth into the building. Testing his limits with time. She didn’t want to take a chance of losing him again. But he was walking back up the stairs again. She followed behind
Dick looked at her “Babs please”
She shook her head “No”
Dick bit his lip, “Damn it” he mumbled
Before she knew it he had scooped her up and was running with her out the door. He set her down “Stay” he growled before running back in. Which surprised her. She thought she had him.
She attempted to run back in but was stopped when the building exploded “No!” She screamed falling to her knees where she began sobbing. Then through the rubble, Dick walked back out. In his arms was a cat. The same old lady he had helped out last rushed forward he was able to hand it to her before falling to his knees. Barbara rushed over to him
“I promised-I’d save all her cats if she got out” he whispered
Barbara held his face in her hands, whipping off the soot that covered his cheeks “Oh Grayson” she whispered
“I don’t break promises” he started to chuckle but then began coughing
Barbara stood pulling his arm over her shoulders and helping him up “Let’s get you home so I can give you a check up”
Barbara did just as she promised after he showered she was ready to patch him up and give him a breathing treatment to help clear his lungs after some other treatments she ordered him to go to bed, which he wasn’t complaining about since he was honestly exhausted. He was awakened when his bedroom door creaked open. Although the room was dark he knew who it was. She waited till she crawled into the bed beside him to speak “Checking in on me?” He grinned
Barbara didn’t say anything for a while “You scared me today”
Dick was quiet for a moment “I’m sorry”
She took a deep breath “I thought I’d lost you again”
“Babs I get into this mode when I’m Nightwing and I don’t even know what I’m doing. I think about that now and think how careless it was so no need to lecture me.”
She nodded “I just-all these thoughts flashed before my eyes”
“When I saw the clock hit 1 it did for me too.”
Barbara looked at him “Like?”
Dick looked down at her “Like you moving on, marring some normal guy, and Nathan calling him daddy”
Barbara shook her head “That would never happen”
“Yeah your right, I already told Jason if anything happened to me he should marry you and raise my son“
Barbara grimaced at the thought “Did you really?”
Dick chuckled “No I didn’t Babs. But still the thought of another man raising him hurt”
Barbara hugged his waist resting her chin on his shoulder “That wouldn’t ever happen, Dick. Your an amazing Father to him. I can't even stand the thought of another man acting as his dad.”
Dick looked at her “Oh yeah? You don’t ever want to be with another man again? You just want to be single the rest of your life?”
Barbara scrunched up her nose confused at first but then realized what he was saying “I-I never thought of it like that”
Dick smiled “If its any conciliation I can’t see myself ever finding anyone to be a sizable mother to how amazing you are”
Barbara smiled
Dick smiled “So if we don’t want to be with anyone else, we’re both living together and we both have a baby together than why don’t we-“
Barbara shook her head “Dick”
Dick shifted “Come on Babs think about it”
She sighed
He shifted so that they were facing each other “The fact that you and I both don’t want to date anyone else. The fact that our son is so well adjusted with us together. We’re already living together-very happily I might add. We’re basically a couple who doesn’t show any affection toward each other.”
Barbara looked up in thought “But Dick, what would people assume.”
Dick shook his head “Who gives a flying leap about what people would assume. I love you and I know you still love me. We don’t want to be with other people so what’s the use in us being miserable and lonely when we can both just stop being stubborn and be together” he whispered pressing their foreheads together “If it helps we can keep the whole thing under wraps till we’re ready to tell people”
Barbara laughed lightly “Yeah cause keeping it under wraps from my dad worked so well last time. After you came back we kept from my dad that you were Nate’s father for what? A week?”
Dick chuckled “A week and 3 days thank you very much” he booped her nose then fell back to his back and thought back on the day “Grayson why do you keep calling my grandson Chavo? He said”
Barbara smiled and began playing with his hand “Well Commissioner, you see its Romani my father used to call me that” Barbara spoke the line Dick had said
Dick ran his free hand through Barbara’s hair “Oh really what does it mean?” He continued the story
She shook her head “Then you had to come out and say ‘Son’”
Dick nodded “And it all clicked”
Barbara rolled so she was resting on top of him “He wasn’t mad but he wasn’t happy he said, ‘What? When did this happen, I thought you two were just friends “
Dick laughed “You can yell at me all you want for slipping up with the son thing but at least I’m not the one who responded to that with ‘Seriously Dad, I thought you were the detective. We haven’t kept our hands off each other in years”
Barbara laughed “Hey its the truth” she ran a hand through his hair “He still loves all three of us though regardless. Unlike my grandmother” she rolled off him and lied beside him again.
Dick shifted “I really wish you’d make up with her. She’s the only Great Grandparent Nay Nay has.”
Barbara shook her head “Dick when we took him to the retirement home to meet her 5 months ago she took one look at you and before she even met you all she saw was your skin tone. Then when she figured out her great-grandson was half Romani all she did was ridicule us”
Dick was quiet “It’s just the generations she grew up in. Your dad stood up for us” he pointed
“She was wrong though. Everywhere I go people tell me how beautiful he is. I felt so bad the other day Artemis and I went to the park with the kids and this couple kept commenting on how cute Nathan was. How much they loved his eyes and his tan skin, how his smile was so beautiful. Meanwhile Arty was sitting there with the twins. Her and Wally’s kids are really cute too” Barbara made sure to address
Dick nodded “Yeah they are” he leaned forward “But you and I-we really did make a beautiful child together didn’t we?” She hadn’t retracted so he nuzzled her neck. And when she didn’t retract to that he began planted soft kisses in the crook of her neck
Barbara sighed “Okay”
He lifted his head up “Okay?”
“Let’s give us a go again. If not for us let’s do it for Nate. He deserves to have his parents together. The least we can do is tell him we at least tried to be together” she reached up running her fingers through his hair. A giddy smile growing on Dick’s face before he leaned forward placing a passionate kiss on her lips
“Does this mean I get to move into the master bedroom with you?” He asked pulling away slightly
Barbara grinned “We’ll see Lover, just keep kissing me” she said before pulling him back to her.
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dcarevu · 5 years
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Batman TAS: Eternal Youth
“Everyone’s got a gimmick…”
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Episode: 29 Robin: No Writer: Beth Bornstein Director: Kevin Altieri Animator: Dong Yang Airdate: September 23, 1992 Grade: B
This episode we get to see the one-timer Beth Bornstein’s work as writer, tackling the red-headed eco-terrorist Poison Ivy. She once again comes from a place of revenge, wanting to rid the world of all who dare take the life of innocent flora. But this time, rather than simply poisoning them (Pretty Poison), she aims to turn them all into plants themselves from the inside out, taking a more constructive approach. She is making plant-life out of human lives! We see a little bit of the process out of context during the first scene in the episode as Poison chases an older lady through a forest to the point where she (the lady) collapses from exhaustion. The chase sequence is pretty well animated when it comes to the running, and throughout most of it, Poison doesn't run at all. She walks…menacingly! The older lady’s distress is evident, and when Poison catches up to her, spraying her with this green, gaseous substance, it’s hard not to feel bad. The lady freezes in place, and then we shift scenes. For some reason Poison Ivy is kept in the shadows, hiding her identity for the most part. But the legs of her costume are easy to make out, and we have seen her a couple times on screen already. Maybe the mystery is for people who didn’t see that episode? But it doesn’t take away at all, so no fault there.
Next we tune in on Bruce and Alfred. Bruce is on a business call, getting real stern with somebody for not informing him that some type of operation his company is involved with had plans to harm rainforests for the sake of it. This is to set up Batman’s involvement with Poison Ivy, or more directly, Alfred’s involvement. We get some great acting from Conroy here, and we hear that his angry Bruce Wayne voice and his Batman voice are not at all the same. He speaks with a completely different register. The range he has is awesome. Alfred goes through Bruce’s mail after the call, and he notices a video tape for some type of spa. Alfred plays it on the giant weight-room tv…wait, a giant weight room tv? It’s hard for me to not picture Bruce working out while episodes of The Gray Ghost play… Anyway, the tape is played, and it’s for this place called the Eternal Youth Spa. Dedicated to relaxation and feeling young again. It’s hilariously cheesy, much like many of the old promotional VHS tapes used to be. It was a time… In the middle of the tape, Alfred’s girlfriend Maggie stops by to harass him. At least, I think she’s his girlfriend? I really can’t tell. Maybe she's simply someone who is interested in him, but he can’t quite shake her. Which is always an awkward situation to be in, especially if you’re like me or Alfred and you don’t seem to have the ability to be mean. Maggie seems interested in the spa, and Bruce, much to Alfred’s dismay, invites them to both go in his place since he’s generally a pretty busy man without any time for fun. Alfred attempts to escape from the situation, but they end up going regardless, in the scariest-looking car-ride of all time.
Alfred’s general attitude in so far sets up some juxtaposition for when they arrive at the spa, and he starts having a genuinely good time. But the haunting music as they first approached the gates ends up being a bad omen, and it starts to get a little bit concerning. Alfred gets a little…too relaxed, and Bruce notices it as they talk on the phone. At the same time, Commissioner Gordon has been working on some disappearances, one of them being the lady that we saw running away earlier. Apparently there are no clues at all about her disappearance, so Batman, knowing that the police force could use some work in this town, investigates himself. He, of course, finds a tape for the spa in her home. I loved going from the bright, sunny spa to a dark, noir atmosphere like we did. Also, this is the brightest episode we have seen. The Clock King was pretty much day all the way through, but it was kinda cloudy. Not as much here. We see Alfred and Maggie enjoying themselves in a pool, sipping on some refreshing drinks and snacks made with Poison Ivy’s (disguised so she isn’t recognized) “eternal youth” enzyme called demetrite. But going back to Batman, that spa tape seems like a red flag that the Gotham police force really should have noticed. It’s a free spa. That’s already a little bit fishy. But if the woman hadn’t been home since going, it seems like it would be pretty simple to figure out where she was. Especially since it was not just her to was never seen again after visiting this death-spa.
Later on, Alfred returns to the manor feeling better than ever. But he is still acting weird, putting all kinds of plants down into the Batcave (much to our gothic hero’s dismay), and drinking water like the last time he had any was 3 days ago. But after he takes a giant sip, with demetrite coloring it a slight-green, he passes out. This leads Batman to doing a little bit of research on the compound, figuring out that it does some whacky things to human plasma. When he pours some of it into a test tube of plasma (a 50/50 ratio), it very quickly sprouts leaves, telling us that Alfred is screwed. Batman rushes upstairs, still in-costume and everything, and discovers that Alfred is gone. He and Maggie are back at the spa, both feeling compelled to go back. But they are greeted with a nasty surprise. Just like at the beginning of the episode, Poison Ivy is there to spray them with the green gas, freezing them in place.
Batman visits the spa to look around, and is eventually attacked by Ivy, Violet, and Lily (her goons for the episode). It is revealed that everyone who has gone missing has been turned into a tree, including Alfred and Maggie. Although still reversible at this point, it’s pretty scary to see Alfred turned to bark, and Batman can hardly say anything about it at all. Violet and Lily are then told to spray Batman with a liquid form of Ivy’s enzyme, much more concentrated than what Alfred was drinking. Apparently strong enough to give Batman a bark exoskeleton in seconds. I’m not so sure why Ivy didn’t do this to begin with. She could have cleared out a room of people at once, gas-chamber style (not to be ridiculously offensive). Maybe it was to be a little bit more inconspicuous? Because of some chemical that Batman sprayed his costume with, though, he is immune, so he escapes, and we get what is basically a hunter/hunted sequence. It’s a lot of fun, and everywhere Batman seems to go he gets Ivy’s arrows shot at him. Eventually, Batman manages to knock over a container of the liquid that he was being sprayed with, which immediately soaks into the ground and grows an enormous tree, which reminds me a lot of My Neighbor Totoro. I noticed that has the tree grew, it pressed Ivy to the spa’ ceiling, and I would think that this amount of force could kill her. Especially since it breaks through the ceiling. At the end, though, everyone, including Ivy, seems to be fine.
Though the plot-holes can be a little bit distracting, this episode is enjoyable enough. It was the 4th episode of the show I ever saw, so it was a treat to watch it once again, seeing how it holds up. Plant-themed episodes of any show which have a sinister flavor to them always creep me out quite a bit too. The Goosebumps episodes Stay Out of the Basement used to scare me as a kid, and they also featured plant-people and aggressive flora. Batman was able to make that type of tone work too, but I did prefer Pretty Poison. It had more effective drama, and seemed a little bit more grounded (despite the plant that tried to eat Batman). Seeing a lot of character development for Alfred may have been the best thing about this episode, although I sadly don’t think we see Maggie again.
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Like I said, pretty good running animation! She slowly fades into the distance over the hill.
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Seeing someone walk so slowly, chasing someone with deadly gas makes me shudder. 
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They did a great job at showing a woman worn down. The voice actress is uncredited, so sadly I can’t praise whoever portrayed her. 
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Nice shadow work here. I think this is one of Dong Yang’s better-looking episodes, but they usually look pretty good anyway!
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The creepiness is upped by this unnatural appearance as she freezes in place. It’s like her arms are becoming branches already. Also, Alfred’s later exhaustion helps explain why she got so tired. 
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Wayne Manor is gorgeous sometimes. 
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Maggie’s design is kinda cute, she looks like a nice old lady for Alfred.
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Not sure if we actually ever got any promotional tapes in the mail.
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Violet and Lily. God their voices are so fake, reminds me of the ads that play where I work. Overly cheery. That last still is where she says, “And invigorating nature hikes.” before twirling around.
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Alfred, if you like this woman, stop being a Bruce Wayne and show her some kindness. Alfred blushing is sweet. 
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Nice shot of them in the convertible. 
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Oh wow! Who could this be? I think it’s Two-Face.
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Ivy’s disguise, Dr. Daphne Demeter. Maybe this is more along the lines of how she looked when she was a legitimate scientist? 
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Everyone else is soaking in the experience while Alfred sits there whacking at flies. 
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These demetrite cookie-things actually look bomb, though!
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A really creative shot on Kevin’s part. We go from paradise to this night shot. It shows the separation of Batman’s world. I also liked Gordon’s quote, “We put that place under a microscope, and all we got was eye-strain.”
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We see Batman, but through a reflection. It’s another nice flourish. I bet Akom would have made it look mediocre as hell. 
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The tape, lying out in the open. Really? No one noticed this??
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“Everywhere I turn I see another sign of nature’s...
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...beauty...”
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Cool to see the Batcave looking a little different, even if I much prefer it without the greenery. Talk about raiding the plant-store, Alfred!
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This screenshot is just funny. It looks like Batman is whistling a surprised whistle. But his actual reaction was more intense than that.
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Great sunset, I like how the light bleeds onto the window-workings.
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And this shimmer is really nice as well. So is the color of the sky. This whole scene is very pretty. But the undertones are very dark, and you know that Alfred and Maggie should not be going back to that spa.
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Notice the shadows.
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I wonder if that picture in this room is typically there? If not, it’s a great touch, seeming as how Alfred has been sprucing the place up (tree pun). 
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Poison Ivy looks very off in this episode. She’s usually quite petite-looking, resembling some type of forest nymph. Here she’s built like Wonder Woman.
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Look at their pain. Very effective. And considering that at this point the bark is an exoskeleton, considerate pain is probable. 
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The music here upped the ante, and made it all the more triumphant-seeming for Batman.
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Very strange-looking background work. When Batman leaves the shot it somehow gets even weirder-looking. 
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Poison Ivy riding the tree toward the camera was very well-done. 
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Char’s grade: B Next time: Perchance to Dream
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robinmagik · 6 years
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Not A Minute Wasted (part 2)
A/N: HA-HA! I’m back with this story! I’m like in a love hate relationship with this story tbh. Anyway, thank you guys for waiting!!! There is going to be a third part of Not A Minute Wasted, so I hope you guys enjoy this one. I’ll post the other part later at nite or soon. Dunno but it WILL be posted today. If you want to be tagged just comment in the thingy, yknow :) 
Part One  Part Three  Final
Tags: @poemfreak306 
Recap: Y/n looks down the darkness and takes one step in and the clock closes. She cusses. Great, Bruce Wayne is like a low-key dungeon freak or worse he murders people and this is his murder dungeon. The worst thoughts were running through her mind. She got down the long stair case and to her surprise she sees a whole lotta shit; Robin costumes, old Batman costumes, bat-mobiles, and weapons. Then she sees the bat-computer. Okay so, Bruce is a huge Batman fan or Batman lives in Bruce’s basement, what? “Alfred, are you there?” It was Bruce’s voice but more deeper and rougher. 
“What the fu—’’
“Oh dear,” Alfred gasps. 
Y/n turns around, looking at him with wide eyes and a gaped mouth. 
“Alfred.” Batman repeats. 
“Miss Y/n, there is a perfectly good explication for this.”
“I don’t think so,” She says. “OooooooooooohhhhhmyGod! Ohhohohohoho God!”
“If you give me a moment, I will try my best to answer your questions.” He rushes to the bat computer. There was no way out of this. It was practically too late to drug her and make her believe it was a dream. He responds. “Yes, Master Bruce?”
“Prepare some chamomile tea and sandwiches.”
“I take it patrol went well?”
“Yes, it did.” He says. “Y/n is still sleeping?”
“Oh no, she is very much wide awake.” Alfred emphasizes. He glances at her to see that Y/n is still with the face of shock. “I must apologize, Master Bruce but she knows.”
“Knows what, Pennyworth? You have to be less vague.” Damian says. 
“What’s Damian doing there?!” Y/n finally spoke—more like shouted. 
Silence. 
“Hello?!” Y/n slams her fist on the button. “No me vas a respondar o que?!”
“Alfr—“
“Oh, no, papi! He’s soooo not gonna save you now!” She laughs a little bit too manically. She is practically loosing her mind. How wouldn’t?! 
Batman grunts, he clears his throat, knowing that he very much fucked up or at least the universe did but he didn’t believe in that type of stuff. He fucked up. Somehow. And this fuck up does not benefit him at all.
“We’ll talk when we get home.” He says, his voice didn’t show how rattled he was. He hangs up and she tries to get him back but nothing. 
She sighs, dropping her head in defeat. “I wanna go for a ride.” 
“Miss Y/n why don’t we go into the kitchen. I’ll make you some lavender tea, yes?”
She looks up and crosses her arms across her chest. For a moment she hesitates and then agrees with a nod. Alfred was still Alfred, nothing has changed. Bruce is Batman and Damian…who was—Robin. That makes sense. It all started making sense. She didn’t know what to think but she knew what she felt; turned on and a little bit worried for Bruce’s well being, not only that but Damian too. He’s just a kid after all. 
She sits on the counter, Alfred doesn’t tell her to sit on a chair this time, and she just watches him prepare tea and sandwiches. 
“Isn’t it bad to eat late at night?” She asks. 
She is a bit more calmer now. He smiles softly and nods; “Yes but you know how Master Bruce is. Quiet stubborn.”
“Very.” She chuckles. 
There was silence again. The scent of chamomile and lavender help ease the tension. 
“Is—being Batman is…dangerous business, huh?” She asks. “No wonder he’s got all those scars on that body of his. Idiot told me that he’s had ridiculous accidents like golfing accidents and that he’s just clumsy.”
Alfred hands her the cup of lavender tea. 
“Thanks. And I guess him being Batman makes sense. His eyes are too intense to be a dumb, playboy billionaire. They give him away.” She continues talking. “I’m not mad at him. I still like him as Bruce Wayne or Batman or whoever he is. I like him.”
“And here I thought you would’ve broken up with him, Miss Y/n.”
She gasps dramatically and pretends to be offended. “Alfred! Then you don’t know me that well!” Then she giggles. “Hey, I have my own secret nights in Gotham too. Except that…Bruce knows those nights. He even came to watch.”
“Then you should ask him to watch those nights of his. Behind the scenes, of course.”
“Of course. If he lets me stay, y’know, now that I know.” 
The roar of the engine bounces off the walls of the cave. Surprisingly enough to Y/n the bats didn’t stir. Now, when Batman got off that bat mobile, she came this close to pounce on him and dragging him to the bedroom in cowl and all. Dear God, she began, thank you? Her voice cracks within her thoughts. Then there was Damian, the cutest Robin of them all, glaring a hole into her head, boy, did that kid hate her. She shrugs to herself and turns back to Batman who was walking towards her getting ready to explain himself but she rushed up to him and kissed his lips. 
“I’ll be upstairs, Batman.” She grins. 
When she was gone, he glances at Alfred who smiles at him. 
“It is rude to keep a lady waiting, Master Bruce. Have I taught you nothing?”
That was a fateful night. He didn’t eat his sandwich but he sure as shit ate her pussy. After that they had a long conversation, well, not too long. Bruce may invade your privacy but not the other way around. There was a whole Bat-family behind him despite the fact that he says; ‘I work alone,’ in that Batman voice. He’s a loner who can’t deal with loneliness. 
Y/n loves this man who is full of contradictions. Though, he knows that such a happy relationship doesn’t last, at least not for him. Bruce is always prepared for the bad things to come, always kept an eye on her whenever she went out late at night or when she worked at the club. This overwhelmed Y/n so she would lash out at him like a child and then break up with him and then the next day or so she’d run back to him. And much to his displeasure, he waited. He didn’t know why he waited. Bruce didn’t like to be pulled back and forth. It was either black or white. We’re done or we’re together. That’s it. But with her, he wanted to see where this ended because it seemed like it would never end. He was never going to say it—he is bad at communication—but he could feel himself fall for her more and more everyday and he even tried his best to hide it from himself. Though she is complicated and he does love a challenge. 
There were those moments when he has those grouchy asshole days—its everyday but there are worse days—and it made the tension between them hot and ugly. A day like that would be hell at the manor. 
She wasn’t living with him despite the fact that he asked her to. She said no and that was that. Though she stayed over mostly even on his bad days. Y/n would make sure that if an argument was going to start, Damian was nowhere to be found. She couldn’t argue with Bruce with Damian there. Her parents never fought in front of her so why would she do that to his kid? 
She came into his office and sat on his desk with her legs crossed over and a magazine in her hand. 
“According to this survey, most people agree you are, in fact, a gigantic asshole.” Y/n said. 
Bruce grunted. There was glaring but a sexual tension that could be felt a mile away. He took her right then and there and she’d giggle, knowing that she riled him up. 
Angry sex was common yet he was delicate somehow. He would sneak in a soft kiss or two before hungrily eating her up. Either way, she’d take him away from whatever was troubling his mind and make him take a bubble bath with her. He’d rest on her chest as she washed his hair.
“Why do you put up with me?” She hums as gently massages his scalp. “I’m a horrible mess. If you were like any other man, you’d be crying by now because I’m so horrible. I’m so mean.”
“I’ve seen horrible every night, Y/n. You don’t begin to measure up to it.”
“Yeah, I know but I mean like horrible girl standard? I guess?” She didn’t know how to put it. 
“Hmm, yeah, I’d say you’re a pretty horrible girl.” 
“Hey! You’re not supposed to agree.” She pouts. 
He chuckles. “And you know, I’m not like any other man but even so, no one can handle you.”
“Guess you hate that. After all, you are a bit of a control freak.” She paused and then glanced at him with a mischievous grin. “Do I scare you?” 
“No.” 
“Liar.” She whispers into his hair.
He kissed her hand and they rest there for a while until it was time to get out because their skin would get wrinkly. There were mornings where she laid in bed naked and he was in a suit getting ready for a meeting after his last nights work. There was no point in begging him to stay, to stop overworking himself because then both of their tempers would get the best of them. It was obvious they didn’t work well together but they made it work. Y/n was as frustrating as he was but not as naive. Bruce would kiss her bare shoulder and she’d kiss his chin and then he left. She looks at the time on her phone, two hours before work, she’ll take his motorcycle and make it in time. 
Except, this was a bad morning though. Her emotions were everywhere and if you’d look at her in anyway type of way, she’d cry. Bruce left. Y/n was on the bed, naked, the warm sunlight danced across her skin, and she sniffled. She didn’t want to go to work. Maybe becoming his wife wouldn’t be so bad, she thought. No, that’d be a horrible marriage because I’m a horrible girl. And he’s a good person. He’s such a good person. Y/n began to touch herself. Bruce is so good. Oh, Bruce. Please, punish me. I’ve been a bad girl. Her fingers slipped in and she began to pump her fingers in and out of her wet pussy. I love y—Her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she came. She moaned into the pillow, her body went limp, and she fell asleep for twenty minutes. Y/n was still sad. Masterbating didn’t take away that sadness that was bubbling in the pit of her stomach. 
She drags herself out of bed, took a shower, got dressed, and slowly walked down the long halls. 
Damian is in a black turtle neck and gray slacks. He looked a lot like his father but way more adorable. 
“Morning.” She says softly. 
“L/n.” He states. “We have to speak.”
“Hm? ‘Bout?” She walks into the kitchen and pours herself a cup of orange juice.
“My father clearly likes you and you him.”
“Yes, we do.”
“Yet you and him fight a lot. I do not think that is good for father nor for you.” He is slowly getting to the point. “It’s not my business what happens but because my father’s well being—oh.”
He stops dead in his tracks when he sees tears forming in her eyes. They rolled down her cheeks and she begins to cry.
“What?” She whispers. “Y-you’ve heard us fight?”
“Y-yes…the manor may be large but it isn’t difficult to avoid you both.” 
“I’m so sorry, Damian. I didn’t mean for you to hear us,”
“That’s not…please stop crying, L/n.” He didn’t know what to do.
“Excuse me.” She sniffles. “W-we’ll continue this conversation…I just gotta…go.” 
Tim was going to greet her but she passes by quickly. He turns to glare at Damian who was confused himself.
“What did you do?”
“Nothing, Drake. Excuse me.” 
Tim is left alone in the kitchen with an empty cup in his hand. 
“What in the hell?”
*Kill Bill sirens play* What will happen? Will Damian make her cry even more? Will his father aka Bruce Wayne aka Batman beat his ass for making his girlfriend cry? Will Tim Drake have his cup of coffee in peace for once? Who knows? Until next time....which will be soon.
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davidmann95 · 6 years
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why os batman great?
I tend to focus on the guy in the red cape at the expense of my second-favorite character, but let’s make something very, very clear: in terms of the sheer scale on which he and his iconography have imprinted onto the popular consciousness, the ratio of output to quality across all mediums for a character that’s experienced the kind of proliferation he has, and his ability to not only endure but remain at the forefront of the genre he practically co-founded across decades, Batman is easily the greatest superhero of all time.
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Explaining why that’s the case is tricky to truly, substantively get right, because there’s a difference between what makes him great as a character, and what’s made him the most popular character in the world. Not to remotely denigrate the attention span/intellect of the average moviegoer or suggest they don't 'get it', but I have to imagine most people don’t love Batman because they've extensively thought about his complex motives and the fascinating symbolism that rules his world, but because he drives the world’s dopest car over to his job of suplexing crime into the pavement, which is valid because that rules. So we’ll start at the immediate mass-appeal stuff and work our way down, and the big one is something we’ve already touched on:
Batman’s cool as hell
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There are certainly contrarian souls who would argue that Batman is not, in fact, relentlessly awesome. Think about him for a couple seconds, they might note, and he’s a silly manchild living in his parents’ underground basement who can only emotionally engage as an equal with literal children; they might drive the point home that his particular brand of macho hyper-capitalist performative Hard Man edginess is both shallow and ultimately passe. And if you’re engaging in a character-centered examination of his archetype as in The Lego Batman Movie or Morrison’s work with the character, those are fine points. But in terms of whether or not he’s surface-level cool? Pull your head out of your ass, peel open your eyes, and engage with the larger culture for a second: Batman is as close to objectively rad as it is possible for a concept to be.
Batman wears black body armor and drives awesome cars and sounds like Kevin Conroy. Batman lives in a mansion that also has a cave in it, and wears the slickest suits when he’s not being Batman, because Batman can buy anything. Batman is ripped and sexy.* Batman knows every martial art and parkour and can blend into the shadows, and he has a belt of James Bond gadgets. Batman is a genius who’s always ten steps ahead and can escape any trap. Batman has a pitch-black sense of humor. Batman is vicious even as he’s utterly cool in the face of danger. Batman fights horror movie villains of the supernatural, monstrous, fetishistically disturbing, and plain ‘ol slasher varieties, and wins (when he’s not busy dancing across the rooftops in pursuit of a leather-clad Anne Hathaway/Michelle Pfeiffer/Julie Newmar). Batman’s climbed his way back from chemically-induced psychosis, a shattered spine, and the gates of death, all by wit and sheer brutal force of will. Batman has a city that’s New York and Chicago and Vegas and Hell rolled into one, and when he’s needed it literally blasts his logo onto the sky in public acknowledgement of his supreme coolness, but he also travels the world to other cool-looking exotic locales so he can be cool there too. Batman has theme songs by Danny Elfman and Hans Zimmer. And crucially, in spite of all of this, Batman is tormented. You can argue the validity of those conventions on an intellectual level, but what it amounts to is that Batman is a kickass figure of the night who’s the best at everything and has the best of everything, snarling all the while even as he keeps an air of amused detachment about the whole affair, and those are archetypes that humanity’s long since given the thumbs up as constituting capital-c Cool. We like people who can kick ass, the outlaws, the capable and the mysterious, so long as they’re in good stories that let us buy it. And more than anyone in pop culture aside from maybe Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine - and that dude’s done, while the Dark Knight forever remains - he’s That, the superhero.
* Yes, his depiction is more typically centered around a straight dude perspective of male physical perfection than anything actually particularly sensual or alluring, but the intent’s clearly there, and when you’ve been played by Clooney and Affleck I figure you get to claim ‘sexy’ as a fair semi-universal descriptor.
Batman is spooky
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Of course, if cool was all there was to Batman’s general persona, he wouldn’t be cool at all, he’d be Poochie in a Dracula cape (which given it will presumably last until the heat death of the universe is a premise The Simpsons will inevitably have to get around to at some point, so remember you saw it here first). But what backs it up and lets people take it seriously is that he’s spooky. Not necessarily frightening - though he can most definitely be that too - but there’s an ethereal, shadowy aspect to his world that goes beyond the fright mask. It can take many forms for many situations and versions of him and his setting: lurking on a gargoyle over an alleyway, waiting for some poor unsuspecting punk to try and stick up an innocent family only to drag him ten stories up and leave him sobbing for his mother; karate-chopping his way through deathtraps and colorful henchmen, which for all its unabashed fun still carries the air of Halloween pageantry and neuroses let loose; haunting the grimiest parts of an urban hellhole, waiting to burst through the window of a roach-infested apartment or a musty disused warehouse to break bones and spill blood; appearing from nowhere, grappling with mind-bending chemical trips and fighting to stay one step ahead of killers in the shadows, dueling mad rich perverted cultists and literal demons of the underworld, overlooking a shadow city forever in flux to reflect the horrors of the moment. Even at his most innocent, there’s something irreducibly seedy and violent and enigmatic about Batman, and that not only provides immediate distinction and character to him and his surroundings - one that distinguishes both from their contemporaries - but legitimizes the entire enterprise as something that can be taken seriously.
Batman is playful
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At the same time, Batman’s fun - even at his most serious he uses Batman-shaped boomerangs, and drives a cool car even though gliding and swinging lets him better avoid traffic. He needs to be fun for the kind of ubiquitous pop appeal he has, and it’s built in on every level of the brand no matter how far away you try and veer from it, letting a character rooted in loss and declarations of bloody revenge work just as well for four-year-olds as forty-somethings. The cave, the costumes, the sidekicks and signal and colorful rogues and utility belt and trophies, they give his world a size and dimension that lets him dip his toe in nearly any genre, with his inherent seriousness backing him up to let you buy him in any of those narrative territories. At the end of the day, the people shaping Batman at least subconsciously know it’s all a game, and in letting him have that kind of fun he’s granted versatility and the ability to invigorate as well as stun audiences.
Batman is emotionally, symbolically raw
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And sitting at the heart of it all, giving him the gas in the engine that propels all of the above forward, is that he comes from the most viscerally, broadly relatable place of any superhero. The only one who approaches him is Spider-Man, and even there the meaning of his tragedy is somewhat displaced - there’s loss and guilt, yes, but that’s merely the catalyst for a message of responsibility. Here, that Bruce Wayne loses a concept everyone is on some level familiar with, of the happiness and comfort and stability that family is supposed to provide, is itself the point. He grabs the emotional lever right at the animal hindbrain and pulls until it snaps off: everything has gone wrong, and someone must pay for making things this way. Then for good measure he actually does make them pay while adhering to a righteous moral code that defies all he fights against, elevating himself from spooky fun action hero into myth. He’s surrounded by a city where abstract horrors consolidate down into entirely literal figures - for instance, in Gotham the fear that we can be outfoxed, overwhelmed, and systematically taken apart in service of evil stroking its own ego because we just aren’t good enough to survive is a dick in a neon green hat who likes crossword puzzles (as opposed to Superman’s world of much more personal and basic human concerns blown up to cosmic scale) - and he in turn becomes a myth of us persevering through the worst to fight back.
Batman is genuinely a good character
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I place this last because this is really the nuts-and-bolts level. It’s essential, none of the above would work for 79 years and counting without it, but it’s not something many but the hardcore (which includes the comic readers by default at this point) consciously think about. But on the ground floor beneath everything else, Batman’s not just an effective piece of branding, atmosphere, and emotional manipulation, but a good character. In his motivations, with the anger that compels him often making many miss that underneath, he far more powerfully wants to ensure that no one else goes through what he did. The childishness of his methods and mindset regarding ‘the mission’ meeting the maturity of his dedication and brilliance, and the humor that can come from that disconnect (especially when his alternating disgust and amusement with his daytime masquerade as a normal person gets involved). The tentative, essential friendships he’s built with the likes of Gordon and Superman. The fatherly connection with Alfred, and the see-saw of the latter’s feelings of guilt, responsibility, and pride in his charge. The spark of his rivalries at their best. The detective work that can be as thrilling as a good punch-out when pulled off right. The forever changing complexity of the Family, a web of Robins and Batgirls and assorted hangers-on with him at the center, their existence and growth a chart of his own emotional progress and regression. His jet-black wit and self-awareness, his ability to empathize with fellow victims, his difficulties in trusting and openly loving those around him when his world is built on the knowledge of how easily those can be stripped away and how badly it hurts. The paranoia, the compassion, the drive and endurance. Beneath all the trappings, Bruce Wayne is just plain and simple a really, really good, interesting, multi-faceted character, fine-tuned under decades of creators and by his existence facilitating the creation and development of countless *other* good characters. And that’s really all it takes underneath it all to prop up a symbol that’s built empires, redefined cultures, and changed lives: the idea of a good man who refused to give up in the face of a cruel world when it forever scarred him, and made himself something greater to fight back and help others not have to go through it alone. That’s why Batman’s great.
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moonfox281 · 7 years
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What is your opinion on Dick Grayson's league of morally ambiguous exes/dangerous middle age harem/harem of morally ambiguous older men?
Lol, oh boy, you guys just keep making my day better :)))
 1. Bruce:
- Can we stop for a moment and appreciate that Broose here is definitely the founder and board member of the whole abnormal middle age club, please?
- Oh Jeez, Bruce. The guy loves Dick, really, he does.
- He just has a paralyzed face, and awkwardly pokes at the surface of human emotions and association with a ten feet pole like a cave man. 
- He favors Dick too much, to the point that everything of his is ready to be Dick’s at any time. Bruce might seem a little bit careless about Dick but no, that is actually just his way of showing how much he trust Dick and his ability to handle things.  
- Dick in his heart is like a part of himself. Like Batman always needs a Robin, a Wayne always needs a Dick Grayson, no matter what generation, or what universe they’re in.
- There’re too much things to say about BruDick to wrap up in this post, so I’m just gonna say that Bruce Wayne can’t live without Dick in his life, and that’s probably the reason why DC never dare to actually kill Dick off.
2. Slade:
- Deathstroke appears in every single DC character’s mind like a Boogie Man. And Dickie spent his childhood fighting him like it was nothing wrong.
- Slade and Dick probably have the most bittersweet relationship ever. I mean, so must trust and respect and understanding between them, they actually care for each other, really.
- But at the end of the day, they’ll still be fighting and betraying each other for a greater purpose. 
- He still sees Dick as someone special and definitely still wonders what the world would be like if they ever stand together
- He will fight and try to kill Dick, he has for countless times. But at the end of the day, if Dick asks, he would do anything.
3. Owlman:
- This guy is sick
- Really, can you crawl back to your universe pls? Dick almost died because of him, while the guy was trying to make him his.
- I mean what the sh*t?? 
- People, just see Thomas as a living example of what Bruce’d be like without Dick Grayson. 
- He’s crazy and psychotic and just sad. 
- Seriously, he just wants his Grayson back. 
4. Raptor:
- He’s like Slade.
- He’s rough, hurt, lonely, dangerous, and has interesting story. Seriously, he’s been a club member even before the writers give us materials to go to that conclusion.   
- He’s hurt when Dick denies him, like Slade went crazy and nuked Bludhaven when he found out Dick betrayed him and taught Rose heroic shits.
- And he’s a stalker too. I mean, he sleeps in the room full of Dick’s pics!
- Even when he goes around with Pigeon (Nightwing 2016 #32-33) the routine goes on. How the heck is your girl ok with this, man??
5. Midnighter:
- He has a boyfriend, the not-Dick boyfriend 
- He’s totally eager to have an openly officially 3P relationship with Appollo and Dick, if allowed.
- He has good eyes. Real good eyes.
- He just downright makes Dick nervous. 
6. Tiger:
- The friendzone not so friendzone relationship
- He just likes to play hard to get, because it suits his character. But seriously, he’s weak for Dick.
- He’s the kind of guy that would go running and screaming “You’re an idiot!”, but would still do Dick’s crazy shit anyway. 
- He’s the Tiger Kind of Kandahar, he’s a top agent and current director of a top-secret operation, he has the movements of Batman, he kills and being badass like eating bread for breakfast. 
- And Dick calls him Tony, and Tig.
- I think he secretly likes the names. 
This club is full of dark, powerful, possessive, strange ass men. What the heck, these people could tear universes apart working with each other, what the hell Dick!!!??
P/S: Blockbuster, Constantine and the whole Court of Owl are waiting on the line, just… someone locks Dick down a basement, please!
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trickormemes · 7 years
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The LEGO Batman Movie sentence starters
145 starters feel free to change gender pronouns ‘read-more’ added for length
“Black. All important movies start with a black screen.”
“If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change.”
“Batman is very wise.”
“I also have huge pecs and a nine-pack. Yeah, I’ve got an extra ab.”
“I’m a loser at home and a loser at work.”
“You should be terrified.”
“Well, tonight is gonna be different! Tonight is my greatest plan yet.”
“Man, I really like that guy. I sure hope nothing bad happens to him.”
“Nothing bad ever happens to me.”
“Okay, are you making some of those up?”
“_____, that sounds frightening, and overly complicated.”
“What are you doing? You’re completely outnumbered here.”
“Stop him before he starts singing!”
“There’s a million heroes, but I’m the best of them all.”
“You’re making me look bad in front of _____!”
“How is he beating all of you… again?”
“Hi, _____! So weird to keep running into you.”
“Looks like your plan failed.”
“You think you’re my greatest enemy?”
“You’re obsessed with me!”
“Superman’s not a bad guy!”
“Are you seriously saying there is nothing, nothing special about our relationship?”
“There is no “us.””
“I don’t need you. I don’t need anyone. You mean nothing to me. No one does.”
“_____, I love you more than my kids!”
“I love my life.”
“Remember, kids, if you wanna be like Batman, take care of your abs.”
“It must be great to be Batman. I can only imagine he’s going home right now to party the night away surrounded by scores of friends and lady tennis players.”
“Anything exciting happen when I was gone?”
“I should have known better than to sneak up on you like that.”
“Do you want to talk about how you’re feeling right now?”
“I don’t talk about feelings, _____. I don’t have any, I’ve never seen one.”
“I don’t feel anything emotionally, except for rage. 24/7, 365, at a million percent.”
“You can’t spend the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night.”
“But don’t you think it’s time you finally faced your greatest fear?”
“Must be nice to be happy.”
“And how am I supposed to get _____’s respect when I’m working with these… human farts?”
“You’re too good for _____. He needs to open his eyes and see what it feels like when you’re not around. Okay?”
“You can’t prove it, you didn’t do it.”
“I’m just so jazzed to meet you, _____!”
“Should I get experimental surgery to make my eyes larger and more vulnerable-looking?”
“_____, do you think you’d be interested in adopting me as your future orphan son?”
“He’s not good at his job.”
“I hate everything you just said.”
“That’s really suspicious.”
“Man, am I sorry I asked.”
“That was unnecessary.”
“What are you gonna do with the rest of your life?”
“_____, it’s time for you to stop this unhealthy behavior.”
“You need to take responsibility for your life.”
“I literally have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“_____, you’ve been watching way too many Lifetime movies and drinking chardonnay.”
“Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne’s basement?”
“Please, keep your hands off that.”
“Uh, actually, you ca-you can touch that.”
“Ugh, I’m way too buff.”
“Chance of total mission failure is 110%.”
“We have to right a wrong. And, sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Gandhi said that.”
“Now I’m free, now I’m movin’. C’mon, _____, let’s get groovin’!”
“I can only look you in the eyes right now.”
“The first lesson is… life doesn’t give you seatbelts!”
“Woah, woah, don’t even finish that thought.”
“I would crush you.”
“For a brief moment, I could have… sworn I felt… something…”
“I’m trying to give you a big, old hug.”
“I thought you were attacking me.”
“So, what’s the vigilante policy on cookies?”
“When going stealth, you gotta hide every part of you, physically and emotionally.”
“Can you see me?”
“Hey, let’s do this. Let’s be together.”
“Uh… This is really uncomfortable.”
“Huh. Looks like you’re going to a lot of trouble for little, old me.”
“See? We aren’t so different, I and you.”
“_____, I can’t believe you did this.”
“_____, why has nobody fist-bumped me yet?”
“But you’re not who I thought you were…”
“You can’t be a hero if you only care about yourself.”
“But what if you just gave _____ exactly what he wanted?”
“How about a warning next time?”
“You are so right and I am so wrong.”
“Ugh. Your whole thing screams “bad guy.””
“Stop with the violence for just a second!”
“I’m gonna go start looting.”
“He’s evil, he’s magic, it’s about to get tragic—it’s _____!”
“Actually, this does look pretty terrifying, _____.”
“Wait, are you trying to tell me that Bruce Wayne is Batman… ’s roommate?”
“I’m rubbing my butt all over your stuff.”
“Do you ever get scared?”
“Would you stop doing that?”
“I hate to say this, but you’re right.”
“And it’ll be more fun if we all do it together!”
“The thing I’m most afraid of…? I’ve gotta be honest with you. It’s snake-clowns.”
“We’ve gotta take cover!”
“Yes! I did it. Pretty cool, huh?”
“I found out one of your secrets.”
“We have Serendipity? I love that movie!”
“He had sort of a “get out of this bathroom now” vibe.”
“Not a big deal. Don’t worry about it, it’s fine.”
“Good news. Our bathroom problem is solved.”
“Sick moves, _____. I never doubted you, bro.”
“_____! You lied to me!”
“You mean… without you, _____ would’ve been street-meat?”
“Eat dirt!”
*whistles innocently* “Nothing to see.”
“Come on, let’s hear it for us! That was incredible.”
“We are just one, big… happy fraternity of people who did an awesome job together… I can’t think of another way to word that.”
“_____, please. Don’t do this!”
“No, we have to stick together. Please.”
“You’re doing the wrong thing. Listen to me! Don’t do this!”
“What happened to all your friends?”
“I don’t need friends.”
“You’ve run away from every other person in your life. But I’m the one you’re always chasing.”
“It’s time for a fresh start. He’s not worth it.”
“Well, I am starting to feel pretty annoyed with you right now, that’s for sure.”
“I… hate you.”
“You won’t. You won’t change. ‘Cause you can’t. You won’t, and you can’t.”
“I am not gonna be part of a one-sided relationship any longer!”
“Your greatest enemy is you.”
“You’re not a traditional bad guy. But you’re not exactly a good guy either.”
“Are they really the ones you’re protecting?”
“I’ve gotta save my family! Just think. What would Batman do?”
“You do the same thing over and over. What’s gonna change?”
“I know what I need to do.”
“Listen, I just wanted to say… that I’m really, really, really… really-really-really… really, really… s-s-… sooooo—“
“I don’t even know why you bothered coming back.”
“The reason I came back was the same reason I left you. I was afraid of feeling the pain you feel when you lose someone close to you.”
“So, what do you say, _____? Will you work with me? I need your help.”
“This music is filling me with rage. Let’s use it!”
“I make unpredictable decisions.”
“Who’s laying down those funky beats?”
“You wanna see a magic trick? I’m gonna make you disappear!”
“We’re not doomed. I got this.”
“Too much flab, not enough ab.”
“I’m just gonna come right out and say it. I hate you, _____.”
“I hate you more.”
“I hate you the most.”
“I hate you forever.”
“Sometimes, losing people is part of life. But that doesn’t mean you stop letting them in.”
“This is my family… but it’s your family too.”
“Do you have a knife? ‘Cause someone needs to cut the tension between the two of us immediately.”
“White. All important movies end with a white screen.”
“You’re my best friend, and friends are family.”
“I don’t think you were happy till I met you.”
“Friends are family that you can choose.”
“Really hope no one was recording that.”
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anaiqn · 7 years
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Movies watched in 2017: The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) directed by Chris McKay
Robin: Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
Batman: No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.
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In the Smoke Final Part (Cobblebats)
From Bruce’s POV
WAYNE MANOR
“The damage done by the Children of Arkham has left Gotham a city in turmoil. Their leader, Lady Arkham – otherwise known as Vicki Vale – has been confirmed dead after presumably being shot by one of her own men, the Penguin himself,” the reporter chuckled. “I guess we weren’t the only ones getting tired of her.”
 I turned to look at Oz, who was sitting beside me with a somewhat sorrowful expression as he watched the news. 
“You killed Vicki?” I asked. I could almost hear his heart sinking in his chest.
“Before the GCPD could get to her, yes,” he replied. “I know that ain’t what we agreed to, and I’m sorry for lying to you, but Vicki…she spent enough of her childhood locked up in a basement – by her own parents, no less. The things they did to her down there…it’s why she was so crazy in the end. I didn’t want her to go through the same thing at Blackgate. I hope you can understand.”
I reached over and placed my hand over Oz’s, rubbing affectionately.
“You were looking out for a friend. No one can fault you for that.”
Oz smiled at me before resting his head on my shoulder. “Thanks, Bruce.”
“In related news,” the reporter continued, “the identity of the widely-feared ‘Unknown’ has finally been revealed. Police reports say that they discovered the iconic mask lying deep in the catacombs, next to the body of a man named Gideon Black, who was also, much like his boss, shot to death. Whether or not the Penguin was behind this murder as well is currently still in question.”
Oz chuckled, pouring two glasses of wine. “They think it was Gideon who killed Hill and Falcone. Better than thinkin’ it was you, I guess.”
“I’m glad to put the Unknown behind me,” I said with relief. “He was…a monster.”
He handed me one of the glasses. “Monster or no, you can’t deny that the Unknown did some good for the city, gettin’ rid of those crime bosses. Who knows what Hill and Falcone would be doin’ today if they was still alive?”
I took a much-needed sip. “They’d probably be looking for someone to replace my father.”
Oz frowned at that suggestion, and sympathy plastered itself onto his face as he placed a hand on my lap in a soothing manner.
“I’m…sorry about what happened. To your father. He and I may have been enemies, but it doesn’t take a genius to see that he cared for you. A lot. And I know you cared for him too.”
“Thanks, Oz,” I said, my voice much quieter than before.  “I just wish I could’ve saved him, back at the catacombs. The only reason he died is because I got stuck, thanks to my own foolishness.”
“Hey, don’t say that. There was nothin’ anyone could’ve done in that situation. Your lives were at stake, and you did everything you could to keep the both of you alive. You can’t blame yourself just because something went wrong.”
Thinking about what Oz just said, I brought my attention back to the TV.
“Unfortunately, folks, in addition to the deaths of Lady Arkham and the Unknown, I’m afraid there’s just one more casualty to make note of…and this one may not be as easy to hear. After the destruction of Gotham’s catacombs, the GCPD discovered one extra body lying underneath a pile of boulders. There was hardly anything left to recognize, but it has since been identified as the notorious Thomas Wayne, who was just beginning to redeem himself after that deplorable scandal.”
Dragging a hand down my face, I let out a worried breath. “What are we gonna do now? Without Batman? The crime in this city was bad enough when he was around. But now, there’s no one watching over the streets. It’s gonna be chaos.”
Oz stood up from his seat, walking away for a second to fetch something while I stayed in place. I could hear him ruffling through what sounded like the drawers of a desk, and after a moment, he returned to me with an unknown item clutched in his hand. He sat back down.
“Your father may be dead,” Oz said, loosely opening his fist. “But no one said Batman is.”
Resting in his palm, I saw the remote my father always used to gain access to the Batcave’s entrance. I slowly took the small device into my grasp, uncertain of what Oz was implying, exactly.
“You…you really think I’d make a good…Batman?” I asked. Oz chuckled.
“Who better than his own son?”
I was still unconvinced. “I don’t know, Oz. I can fight criminals, sure, but Batman’s more than just some extra muscle. He’s an icon of justice. Do I look like I represent justice to you?”
Oz persisted. “That is exactly what you look like to me. Despite all the bad things you’ve done, Bruce, you’ve also saved more lives than you realize. Think ‘bout it. You weren’t afraid to turn against Lady Arkham when she went after Commissioner Grogan, and you crippled her organization immensely despite the world being out to get you. You killed both Hill and Falcone, criminals that the GCPD had been hunting down for years, and now, Gideon also lies dead, thanks to you. Your methods may have been brutal, but Gotham’s a safer place because of what you’ve done. I see no reason why you can’t be Batman.”
I glanced down at my fists, still able to remember the night I killed Hill. 
“I take lives,” I said. “Batman doesn’t.”
Oz leaned forward. “Then keep your father’s promise, and stop. Unless, of course, you don’t want to be Batman.”
I shook my head. “No, I do. I just don’t know if I’ll be able to fill my dad’s shoes.”
He shrugged. “We all have to start somewhere, don’t we?”
I sighed. “…you’re right. You’re right.” I stood up from my chair, turning towards the Batcave’s entrance. I took a deep breath.
“Okay. I’ll do it. I’ll stop killing, and I’ll…become…Batman.”
Pressing the remote’s button, Oz and I both watched in awe as the fireplace steadily slid out of place, revealing a secret, metal door behind it. It was exactly the same as when I last saw it, and once the fireplace had come to a complete stop, the metal door automatically opened, allowing us entry to the hidden elevator.
“Let’s get to work,” I said to Oz, making my way towards the lift. “The crime in Gotham never sleeps.”
From Gordon’s POV
THE GCPD
LATER THAT NIGHT
Standing on the rooftop, I casually lit a cigarette and hopelessly waited for Batman to respond to my signal…even though I knew he was probably dead. No one had seen him ever since that whole fiasco with Gideon in the catacombs, and there were no witnesses left that we could ask for information on his whereabouts. There was also the fact that that tomb was now nothing but a mountain of rocks, and even if Batman did survive the fight, he was probably in the same position as poor ol’ Thomas Wayne. 
I didn’t want to believe it, but Batman was most-likely dead. It was gonna take a long time for me to get used to that idea, and part of me still hoped he would creep up on me right now like he always did…and scare the hell out of me, but it was nothing more than the harsh truth. No one was invincible in Gotham, not even Batman, and he always knew the high risk of his job. His luck had to run out sooner or later, I supposed. I just wished it had at least given me a chance to say goodbye.
Just then, I heard a woman’s voice call out from behind me. “Commissioner?” It was Montoya.
Stepping to my side, Montoya gazed up at the giant bat on the moon, her expression softening with despondency as she crossed her arms.
“…do you…do you really think he’ll come?”
I exhaled a puff of smoke, rubbing my temples. “A man can hope.”
Montoya sighed. “I don’t want to believe that he’s gone…but how could anyone survive what happened in the catacombs? The whole place fell apart like an avalanche.”
“Batman isn’t just anyone,” I said, sounding a bit more defensive than I intended. “He’s…Batman, for god’s sake. He does the impossible. He can’t just…die like that.”
Montoya took one last look at the moon, her eyes slightly glossy.
“I wish that were true, Jim, and I know we never found a body, but you have to remember…he was only human. Like the rest of us.”
I let out a breath. “…I know. I know. I just wish we knew who he was. Then we could at least have a proper funeral for him.”
“No need.”
A bit startled by the sudden third voice, Montoya and I both whipped around in surprise, only to find none other than the masked vigilante himself, accompanied by the one and only Penguin.
“Don’t worry,” Batman quickly explained, holding an arm out in front of his friend, “he’s on our side.”
I was at a loss for words, and merely gaped at the two of them like an idiot for what felt like forever, still trying to process what I was seeing.
“…B-Batman?” I approached him. “You’re…you’re not dead?”
Penguin laughed. “There was a time when I woulda been disappointed too.”
I stuttered. “I-I didn’t mean it like that! It’s just…we thought you died in the catacombs. The whole thing collapsed. Everyone who was inside got killed.”
Batman remained composure, and gave me a simple response. “Not everyone.”
Before we could continue our conversation however, my walkie-talkie suddenly came to life with a series of frantic reports, other policemen rambling on in panic as they explained what was going on.
“We’ve got a report of an attack on The Virago,” I announced. “Some lunatic in a mask is taking hostages, including the casino’s owner: Rumi Mori. We gotta get there, now!”
Batman took out his grapple gun and walked towards the edge of the roof, aiming across the street. “Then let’s not waste any time.”
“Agreed. I’ll gather a squad and head down there immediately. Once we arrive, we can come up with a plan to rescue the hostages, and find out who’s causing all this trouble.”
The vigilante tapped a few buttons on his gauntlet, controlling the drones flying around him. “I’ll send these ahead, see if we can’t get a better view of the place. I’ll meet you there.”
Before he could leave though, I called out one last thing, halting him mid-action.
“Batman!”
He glanced over his shoulder.
I gave him my best attempt at a smile. “…it’s good to have you back. I…never thought you’d actually show up.”
Batman pulled the trigger, the hook latching on with a metallic “clank” as he glanced at the moon, almost…smiling back at me.
“Trust me, Commissioner, neither did I.”
And with that, he was gone, soaring through Gotham’s streets as he always did while Penguin stayed behind, getting his weapons ready. He turned to me.
“Welp, looks like it’s just you and me, Jimbo.”
I let out a groan. “I better not regret this.”
Penguin laughed. “Where would we be without regret?”
Despite what was probably going to be one of the most irritating nights in recent memory, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride as I gazed at the Bat Signal, knowing that the man behind it wasn’t gone just yet. You’d think that I wouldn’t care so much about someone whose name I didn’t even know, but Batman had become a part of Gotham, just as much as it had become part of him. They were almost like light and dark. You couldn’t have one without the other.
I knew that many people in the city wondered about the vigilante’s true identity, and even more had tried to guess, but if I was being honest, I personally no longer cared. Who he was didn’t matter to me. It was all about what he did, and how he did it. That was what made him so unique in my eyes. Most “vigilantes” out there mainly did their job for the fame and recognition, but Batman…he truly cared about people. I could tell. He didn’t want rewards or praise. He only wanted this city to be safer.
He was Batman. His other identity didn’t matter. 
Batman was who he had always been, and that was all Gotham ever needed him to be.
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