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#“FUCK I FORGOT” list:
roxyteal · 4 months
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This is a shitpost
(What happened I thought I saved the draft but it's online??? Huh)
What do they smell like (find out now..........)
Billy smells like steel and a hint of citrus. If he just built this vessel, the latter would instead be a strong hint of hospital
Alex smells like b100d
Dave (82) smells like that strange whiff of a grease frier on a cold Winter day
Viktor smells like black licorice that's been left in the freezer for three years. If he's in his human model, then it smells like coffee beans and plain rice that someone else cooked
Denied smells like sea salt
Aldurra smells like a bag of praying mantises
Laura smells like a fine tailored suit
Kelly smells like fresh crayon wax
Marzia smells like art supplies, particularly paint
Alice smells like a fudge brownie with all the trimmings
Tiara smells like black licorice too but hers was only in the freezer for a week and also dipped in dark chocolate
Erie smells like steel with a strong hint of blue raspberry Jell-O
Sam smells like rosemary
Dia smells like diamonds and cotton
C Baldi smells like a person you'd compliment on their shirt before never seeing them again
Candice smells like a veggie medley with a hint of magic
Angell smells like cinnamon rolls
Olivia smells like bones and honey. No olives at all. Okay maybe just one
Scrina smells like multiple different metals and pinecones
Silver smells like silver
(Dave) 1 smells like an even mixture of titanium and black tea
Gonzalo smells like a cocktail molotov
Bob smells like shaving cream and leather
Shy Worker smells like a warm fire
Plus Baldi smells like a handful of almonds
Dolly (Matt) smells like a heated blanket
Asmodena smells like birthday cake and cats
Matt (as Olivia) smells like honey and one olive. Matt himself smells like strawberry oats
Ms. Immortal smells like lukewarm steam and traces of dust
Usagi smells like sweet dango. Different every time
Lady Blossom smells like roses that've been in your house for five days
Text smells like electricity and black pepper
Ruby smells like corundums and generic $1 hand soap
Gold smells like gold and sometimes cream cheese
Spike (82) smells like 90's radioactive candy
Allen smells like something you cannot describe in human language
Sleeps smells like distilled O2 but they threw in a little sugar as a treat
PlayRobot smells like steel but in a fun way where you'd want to give her hugs and tell her she's doing great
Error smells like a pile of chestnuts you found randomly in the woods
Alien Hall Monitor (1) smells like an amalgamation of something you can't place but there is a hint of some kind of metal
ScientistRobot smells like steel but in a sterilizing way where you don't think you could make her laugh
Gotta Sleep smells like distilled O2 but with nothing else
Cell smells like chestnuts that've been packed in a tin for reasons you will never be able to fathom
HoloSpike smells like sunlight
Sapphire smells like corundums and Reece's peanut butter cups that you pulled out of the fridge at 2 AM because you hate chocolate that melts in your hands and it's so gross that you curse Reece themself about it
And Ben smells like raisins and wool
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inkskinned · 9 months
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you're in the habit of denying yourself things.
if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.
but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?
what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.
and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.
you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.
so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.
it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.
sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.
oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.
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xxcherrycherixx · 6 months
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cupid's gals meet
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rough day...
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merlinemrys · 11 months
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the narrative is SO mean to merlin in s2 especially. arthur took a possessed cedric as a servant, druids died when merlin sent morgana to them, gaius gets imprisoned and interrogated by aredian bc merlin wanted to do a little fun bit of magic, he falls in love with freya and she dies, he has to lie to arthur so he won't kill his tyrant dad, he has to poison morgana so that camelot won't die, and then merlin has to set kilgarrah free and then he wrecks havoc on camelot... it is unbearable how much the narrative MAKES merlin hide his magic even further
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this joke is just for me tbh
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sesamestreep · 5 months
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I am by no means an expert on the subject at all, but if I could give one piece of advice to people who are job hunting, it is to always save a copy of the description of any job you apply for. It’s getting RIDICULOUS out there (at least in my experience/industry) in terms of how long between when a job gets posted and when they start contacting applicants for interviews, and unless you have a photographic memory, or the job is still active on the website you found it on, you will forget details about the job before you get invited to interview and it’s probably not a strong sign if you ask the interviewer what the heck the job is again (even if it’s fair given the elapsed time and how many applications people expect you to have going at once).
If it’s not already available in PDF format, just click the print option on your browser’s menu when you’re on the webpage with the job listing and when it gives you the window with the printer specifications, select “save as PDF” on the dropdown of available printers instead and save it to the same folder where you’re saving your cover letters/resumes/application materials with the name of the company/job title/date you applied in the file name. easy peasy. I still forget to do this occasionally but even remembering to do it half the time has saved me a lot of trouble overall.
job hunting sucks and is demoralizing on the best day, so keep your head up, do little things like this to make your life easier, and remember that I love you 💖 you got this!
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crimsonbubble · 2 months
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i ♡ fictional older men
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bitternace · 2 months
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WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL!!! /POS. ATTACKING YOU.
Xemnas and Xigbar for 37 if that number hasn't been done? If it has, how about 74?
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no puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal // ay, todo lo que he hecho por ti.
[ID: a mostly black and white drawing with a purple overlay of xigbar and xemnas shown from the hip up on the left side of the image. the background is black and has some diagonal lines with a bit of transparency on the right side. the shadows are harsh, with only a bit of light falling on their faces.
they stand before each other turned to the audience. xigbar, holds the handle and the middle of No Name before him, head tilted down as he looks to the audience. xemnas stands a full head taller behind xigbar, his left hand held some distance below the bladed tip of No Name, his left eye is covered by his fringe.
xemnas visible eye is painted ochre with a white pupil, while xigbar's eye is white and gold. The eyes on no name's handle and the gazing eye on the blade are a vibrant cyan. the caption reads the spanish lyrics "i can't ask a simple mortal for a forever" and "oh, everything i've done for you." /End ID.]
close-up under keep reading.
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#capisnotonfire#PUTS MY HAND TO MY STERNUM AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR ON MY KNEES /affectionate#warning to whoever might open the link; there's a slightly suggestive several 'ay's at the beginning porque shakira it's also bass heavy#OBJECTIVELY THE FUNNIEST SONG THAT COULD'VE COME UP. it's the gift that keeps on giving!!#this specific remix's been on my top list... several years; top five for a couple. i've loved it forever. top radio edits ever.#it's basically about a guy that makes up excuses to hide he's cheating and a gal that's fed up with his bullshit and is like. okay. bye.#i briefly considered going with............ right now i know my heart is yours <- in regards to i'm already half-xehanort#as per usual not ship art but it would be HILARIOUS if it was. it would've been able to go so many incredibly funny tragic ways#nano does reqs#my doods#xigbar kh#xemnas kh#IT TOOK SO LONG. putting this out there because i WILL lose my marbles if i do anything more. it's not as polished as it could.#fret not if you've asked for a req i am still doing 'em this one just. kicked my ass (been busy). i tried a couple of things and failed#THEN the file corrupted like 9 hours in and i wanted to die a little (thank the heavens my drawing app has a#thing to get back corrupted files through their screen recording) but i GIVE UP (affectionate)#Does this make sense thematically? Fuck if i know. i forgot all lore (half serious). it looked cooler in my head (jesting)#anyways. mwah tysm for the ask<3#i love posting at mystifying times (i finish at terrible hours and get excited)#described
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eggsploded · 7 months
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flashbangs your stupid little timeline with gintama (again)
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One of my friends asked what some of my favorite moment in Worm are and I've narrowed it down to just a few but how am I supposed to choose between "they seem like good people" I lied, or the second lung fight with the caterpillar in the eye to win, or Taylor breaking out of the burning building Coil trapped her in, or her terrorizing people while drinking tea, or when Taylor tries to 1v1 Leviathan to save people and gets her back shattered, or when Rachel saves her afterwards, or when we learn Rachel carved the names of her dogs into the monument, or when Taylor almost kills Triumph with bees, or the Mannequin fight, or running through the streets to warn people about Shatterbird's scream, or the fridge, or cutting Noelle in half, or just how hopeless the Noelle fight seemed before that with Eidolon caught, or Eidolon and Glaistig Uaine's fight with Scion, or Phir Sé's time bomb engulfing Behemoth and just obliterating him only for Behemoth to keep going, or Chevalier's interlude where he goes out to fight Behemoth alone despite being injured, or String Theory, or the wards therapy interlude where Lily can't get over how Taylor's words are stuck in her head, or Labyrinth and Burnscar reuniting, or Legend looking at the lie detector after the meeting, or Taylor hovering over the ocean knowing she doesn't have the battery in her flight pack to get back, or Aster getting shot, or the oil rig fight when Taylor crawls back up as a monster after being cut in half, or the horror of Alec's interlude, or Bonesaw having a crisis because Contessa said like 4 words to her and oh hey that parallels with you needed worthy opponents I never noticed that, or Taylor telling Eidolon and Scion to fuck off and leave, or Scion's entire interlude, or Number Man's interlude when he thinks about what it means of powers if Jack Slash's loves how he does stuff, or Kevin Norton, or Taylor ruining the chili, or the cafeteria scene where she's outed but talks her way out, or maggots in his eyes monday, or her turning herself in, or her talk with Dinah when she realizes that there's a solid chance she becomes Coil and keeps Dinah around because it's useful, or her killing Coil, or her killing Alexandria and Tagg, or the Cauldron raid where she swings a death knife through a crowd to hit one guy, or her requesting Lung cauterize her arm, or when Piggot is kidnapped and she fucks up the Undersiders just by talking, or Taylor's attempt to become besties with the Simurgh, or the Simurgh singing a lullaby to Lisa and Taylor, or the tea party with Nilbog, Taylor, Jack, and Riley, or the moment she reunites with her team post-timeskip, or when Glenn shows her a video of her being horrifying and she only thinks about her passenger moving her in it, or when her passenger makes her choke on a cockroach to save her, or going shopping with Lisa for fun, or when she helps Rachel at the shelter, or when she goes home with Brian and meets Aisha, or when we see Dinah for the first time and it's fucked, or when Taylor has Amy fuck with her brain knowing she won't come back from it, or when Lisa finally opens up and tells Taylor about her trigger, or when Taylor goes blind, or when Clockblocker keeps asking her questions in the car ride to Echdina, or when Scapegoat takes her injuries and freaks out, or when Sundancer tears off her costume and walks through the portal after killing Noelle but the pavement is cooling around her because she'll never escape her power or what she just did, or Fortuna's interlude, or Rachel stepping into Khepri's range because she trusts her, or Lisa tearing into Taylor with words after she sees what happened, or the realization she can't read anymore, or the fight with Dragon where she thinks she killed her, or all of the fight with Scion where she's controlling thousands of people while her brain deteriorates, or "finally, everyone was working together," or the talk with Contessa at the very end? How am I supposed to choose?
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bisexuallsokka · 8 months
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"did i do good?" for the prompt game!!
"Did I do good?"
Sokka meets Zuko's eyes in the mirror where he is standing behind him, Sokka perched on a stool. He had looked so adorable while focused on the braid, and Sokka's heart melts even more as he sees the expectant, hopeful look on his face now. Sokka's eyes shift toward the new braid in his hair that Zuko is showing him, and Sokka reaches his fingers up to feel it.
"It's not terrible," Sokka admits, but Zuko's shoulders droop anyway. "Hey, stop that! It's not that bad."
Zuko groans. "But it's not good."
"It's not good yet," Sokka corrects, trying to pretend he isn't loving the adorable little pout on his husband's lips. "The tension isn't quite right. Here, I'll show you again."
Sokka watches his hands in the mirror, reaching up to grab some hair next to Zuko's attempt at the braid and dividing it into even sections. He starts braiding, the movements as natural to him as breathing, but he goes very slowly so Zuko can follow along. He glances at his husband's face to see a crease between his eyebrows as he watches Sokka work, and Sokka bites back a smile.
He gets to the end of the braid and ties it off, then holds the two of them to each other so Zuko can see the difference. "See? Yours really isn't that bad, you just have to make the braid tighter so it will last longer."
"Okay. I got it," Zuko says, a determined look on his face that is so fierce, Sokka can't hold back a laugh.
"Hey, don't make fun of me," he complains, giving Sokka's shoulder a small, teasing shove.
"I'm not!" Sokka says quickly. "Honestly, it's just so adorable. It really does mean a lot that you're trying to learn for Izumi."
"By the time her hair is long enough, I'll be a master at braiding," Zuko vows. "Okay, I'll just undo my first one and--"
"Nah, leave it in," Sokka says. "I like it."
Zuko meets his eyes in the mirror again and grins, kissing the top of his head before grabbing the comb.
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eliasdrid · 14 days
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in the spirit of "I'll let people recommend me things" I'm gonna let you vote on a list of kamen riders (from 2000 forward) that I'm less likely to watch and you can vote for the one that you think is more worth it. No promises but I do wonder what's the popular opinion.
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lesbianralzarek · 2 months
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why does every article reporting on idf war crimes go "hamas, who started the war on october 7th with their brutal terrorist attack slaughtering innocent israeli civilians, has condemned the idf's use of-"? like, nearly verbatim every single time. we know about october 7th. we know by now. half the time, hamas isnt even relevant but they gotta find some way to sow doubt and numb any potential compassion responses. will you get fired if you show sympathy for murdered palestinian civilians without first adding a disclaimer saying its all their fault for being born in gaza? if you call "palestinians under 18" children? if you use the words "murdered" or "brutal" or "massacre" for acts that didnt occur on october 7th? if you call a spade a spade? why are israeli reports front page news without proper fact-checking but palestinian reporting is always "allegedly" even when theres video evidence? why does the idf not get the hamas treatment of reminding everyone that theyre biased before treating their words as law, like they havent been caught bold-faced lying again and again?
#soooooo fucking infuriating#'palestinians are allegedly starving but thats what hamas (who are savage terrorists in case you forgot) said as well so who knows?'#'idf soldiers are allegedly bragging about and showing pictures and videos of their war crimes on social media but#its not in english so we may never know what theyre saying. palestinian ''civilians'' are translating so whatever they say must be wrong'#'in other news. heres what ''doctors'' are referring to as a ''calendar'' but is written in arabic (terrorist language) so the idf must be#telling the truth when they say its proof they are all evil and must in some nebulous way suddenly stop living'#to be fair. the 'secret hamas names list disguised as calendar but REALLY about oct 7' shit was the target of skepticism quite early on#but it really does show how often the idf lies to justify obvious war crimes#maybe they should provide verified evidence or even just be given a bias disclaimer before printing their claims as fact???#every single fucking death toll is phrased as 'hamas-run ministry of health reports death toll of x' like?#yeah? thats their fucking government? what else do you expect?#you do understand that the healthcare portion of their government is probably more reputable#than what the phrasing of those headlines are obviously trying to imply?#i understand that bias is still possible there but its not armed combatants making shit up#its doctors who receive govt paychecks doing their best to identify the disfigured bodies not buried under rubble#youre not slick with that wording
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hobisexually · 3 months
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I have so many problems with karamo but the s8 finale… he sees an asian woman who has severe trauma surrounding her father due to (some) asian culture(s) not allowing people to properly talk to their parents about their emotions or issues with them because that could be seen as disrespectful, oui? so she hasn’t spoken to him after her mother died and that is hard, yes?
and this man chooses to surprise her in the car (after making her cry) with an unannounced FaceTime call with said father, which forces her to immediately talk about why she’s upset with him after three years of not speaking??????? without being prepared, without knowing what to say to a stubborn elderly asian man who never learned to deal with his emotions and fucked up because of it? REALLY?
the LEAST he could have done was tell her in advance so she could write it down for herself and so she could be prepared
sure they talked. sure they made a start. but at what cost. what violence did this wreak on her for no reason. jesus CHRIST THIS MAN ANGERS ME SO MUCH
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aarafox · 4 months
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God I am furious
I literally can’t get excited for shows and their sequels anymore bc I can’t trust that the stories will get finished properly in the first place. So many shows with so much incredible queer rep that got cancelled and weren’t able to conclude their full stories and either had to let it go or wrap it up with rushed seasons or specials. I’m talking Sense8, The Owl House, Julie and the Phantoms, Love Victor, Anne with an E, Atlantis and so many INCREDIBLE shows that never got to tell their full story and it’s MADDENING
And I hate that it’s now happened to OFMD too, such a wonderful series with a great cast, fantastic story, groundbreaking rep, awesome reviews and it STILL gets cancelled. Litterally no show is fucking safe unless it’s mainstream or made by a Big Ass Corporation that can just survive about anything
I’m so done with this
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