#(short and pissy)

[pokeberry5]

this is difficult to explain, but the recent requests i got reminded me that i wanted to draw young justice in mod fashion

(this is for @gremlin-bot who wanted cassie and bart hangin out, @marmaleye who wanted tim, the anon who wanted dressy tim, and @howaboutthisblr who wanted to see the rest of YJ)

sketch, ref + bonus sailorsuit young dickie that i forgot i had:

#i liked the initial ink wash and then i fucked up TT #c'est la vie #“TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME” <- drew tim's pissy face by accident and was like. i guess im committing to this #sart #prompts #tim drake #dc #yj #cassie sandsmark #bart allen #greta hayes #cissie king jones #this is more generally 60s but whatever #the long and short of it is that tmfu was my emotional support movie for a while

[raineandsky]

#116

As of yesterday, the worst pain the prince had experienced was when he accidentally nicked his finger with his father’s sword three years ago.

Today, that has been replaced with the red-hot agony of a bear trap snapping shut on his leg.

It wasn’t meant to go like this. Get to the city borders and disappear into the wilderness—that was the plan. It’d seemed such a good plan too, from the comfort of his bedroom. Easy.

Yet here he is, thrown to the floor by merciless, metal teeth. It’s more blood than he’s ever seen in his life. He’s starting to feel faint, though whether that’s the sight of his own mangled leg or the pain jolting through him at the slightest move is unclear.

Darkness is throwing a blanket over the sky. Forcing the trap open has proven fruitless, dragging himself back to the road impossible. Every fibre of him, down to his very soul, is crying to rest, to ease the pain, to just have stayed in his ivory tower prison like he always had.

Something yellow—a light!—ripples through the trees. The prince thinks, for a rather depressing moment, that heaven might be approaching, and the warden has arrived to drag him into death. It would explain why he can’t feel his hands.

“Huh,” says the warden, “that ain’t an animal.”

The light is blinding now, the person behind it haloed invisibly in its spray. The prince can see them turn, kind of, to a figure next to them.

“Well, no.” A gruff laugh. “That’s very much a human person.”

The light lowers slightly, enough to get a glimpse at the people hiding in its shadow. Oh—not the warden. A common woman, in fact, her and an equally common man, staring down at him with varying amounts of surprise and annoyance.

“Hm,” the woman says again, thoughtful. “Looks expensive. D’ya think we’d get much for him?”

The prince’s stomach does some acrobatic somersault that almost makes him throw up. He tries to move, crawl away, anything, but the trap sinks its teeth into his flesh even more, like it's trying to stop him escaping. A cry falls from his mouth, some incoherent mix of terror and agony.

One of them says something, but he can’t hear it. He can’t hear anything; blood rushes in his ears—it’s a miracle he has any left to do such—his breathing hard and laced with irrepressible noises of his own suffering. 

Another laugh as the man steps forward and back into hearing range. “We should probably make sure he ain’t from one of those places that’ll lob our heads off for the crime of looking at ‘im first.”

“He looks like one of ‘em, don’t he?” The woman steps too close. The prince scrambles without thinking, and gets the treat of the teeth gnawing harder into his leg. “Let’s get ‘im home, at least. Get the trap, Skat, and I’ll get the bag ready for it.”

“Skat?” The name rolls off his tongue so easily. Both of the commoners stare at him like they’re startled he can speak at all. “You– you were in the royal guard. I recognise your name.”

The man’s stare has turned to a hard glare in an instant. “Where’d you get that from?”

The prince attempts a smile, but the burning pain ripping through him makes it difficult. “You were one of the top knights in your guild. I– I came down, sometimes, to watch you practise. My father adored you. I adored you.”

“You’re the boy prince?” It comes out almost immediately. A connection made. A recognition. The prince could laugh with relief if he weren’t already crying. He nods quickly. “Wh–What’re you doing out here?”

The woman snorts behind him. “Sounds like a fat sack of cash,” she mumbles.

The man ignores her. “Don’t answer that; it doesn’t matter. Let’s get you inside and cleaned up, huh?”

“Are you serious?” The woman scoffs as the man sets his gaze on the bear trap. “We’ve stumbled across our biggest catch yet, and we’re just throwing it away? We could be absolutely minted off him and you want me to just send him on his merry way?”

“Well, Gvette,” the man says flatly, “do you really think anyone’s gonna wanna buy something that looks like it’s been dragged through ten inches of mud?”

That gives her enough pause for Skat to don a smug grin and shoot a quick wink to the prince. “Open the trap, will ya?” he adds.

It isn’t gentle. The woman—Gvette, the prince assumes—rips the trap open and lets its barbed teeth tear through any part of his skin they haven’t already. Skat holds him, almost vice-like, as he squirms and cries against Gvette's heartless freeing of his leg. He can’t help but bury his face into the man’s shoulder when Gvette first wrenches it apart.

Skat grabs his hands to try and help up to his feet. The prince shivers at nothing. “Am—” His voice catches when he puts a little too much weight on his leg. “Am I dead?”

“Well, I ain’t one for talkin’ to spirits,” Skat says brightly, “so I’d assume not.”

“I can’t feel my hands.”

There’s a pause that’s a little too thick. “You’re cold, kiddo. You’ve been lying in an inch of wet mud.”

Gvette takes the prince’s arm, rather reluctantly, as Skat pulls a blanket from his bag. He swings it open and onto the prince’s shoulders in one easy move. “A’ight,” he says as he ushers Gvette away to retake his spot at this side. “Let’s get you warmed up and into some new clothes, maybe.”

So we can get you home hangs unsaid in the air. That, or so we can see how much people are willing to pay for you.

Neither of those are an option.

They might want his leg healed before they try anything. That would give him time, and it’d certainly give him a means of escape.

The prince clings to the old knight, with no other choice, and prays that the man’s warmth to him is true.

#creative writing #writblr #writers on tumblr #writing #writing community #fantasy writing #fantasci writing #whump #hurt/comfort #is it comfort if youre not sure its genuine? it is now #lmao so i handed in my notice and now both my bosses are really pissy and short with me #hey man. if yall didnt want me to leave then you shouldnt have fucked me over. what did you think would happen

[robobee]

this is like. FULLY an ace attorney reference right

#tlt spoilers #ntn spoilers #OBJECTION! #ntn #ntn short #ntn leak / #the unwanted guest #i do suppose its really NABERIUS getting pissy but still.cmon

[skrunksthatwunk]

why the fuck did i write about birds this fucking sucks. i just found out birds only sleep for a few minutes at a time, hundreds of times a day. do you know what this is going to do to my structure? the logistics of their road trip? this is already like three days late and i've been fighting for my life to get A Plot Like Any Plot That Makes Sense out and now the birds fucking sleep for 5 minutes at a time.

#i should've just bailed and written another story when i had the chance #i'm not joking i've never fought a fiction piece this hard before. usually because i'm not writing for specific deadlines #and not a piece so big. and not one that's gonna be workshopped. i wanna blow them away but if things keep going the way they are everyone' #gonna tell me the pacing sucks and it feels pointless and the characters feel really confused. I KNOW. I KNOW THAT. FUCKK #i'm the type to do about 15 passes before i let someone see my 'first draft' and i'm just not gonna be able to do that if i want to get it #in time for a workshop. every day i delay is making things harder for my classmates y'know?? but i've been writing like 1k words a day #and it's still not done. GUHH #I DON'T LIKE WRITING THESE CHARACTERS THAT MUCH THEY'RE NOT FUNNY OR ENDEARING AND THAT'S MY LIKE. #MAIN SKILL AND VIBE WITH SHORT STORY DUOS. BUT NOOOO I HAD TO MAKE THEM DIFFERENT CUZ I WAS SICK OF DOING #THE SAME DYNAMIC OVER AND OVER. BITCH THIS IS YOUR FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIED AND TRUE GETS THE BLUE (RIBBON)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #head in my hands head in my hands head in my hands head in my hands head #going to work on it some more. fuckk #the voices aren't consistent and i'm trying to make it clear that this is toxic bird yuri and not a mother/daughter thing but the maternal #themes are kind of fucking with that but they're important and i don't wanna get rid of them but it feels forced cuz im forcing it #sigh. i'm gonna have to cut the yuri. these two don't work romantically at all. what a waste of time. #i watched the entirety of mnthly girls' nozaki-kun in the past two days while avoiding writing. did you know that? the lengths to which i'l #go? anyway it was fun i appreciate fellow creative agony and i uh never knew how they did screen tones and wasn't expecting that somehow #so i learned something new (hooray). anyway back to. fucking. bird story stuff #i'm so mad i hate these two (<- lying. just pissy) i hate this story (<- mostly exaggerating. throwing a tantrum) #eughhhhhh i just wanna lie on the floor and cryyyyyyyyyy (<- completely deadpan irl. not That upset just kind of sick of shit) #i'm so burnt out and it's only gonna get worse. ughh #why can't someone just come in and write it for meeeeeeeeeeheheuhhh (<- would hate that)

[lokavisi]

Just a little housekeeping that apparently needs to be done

Guys, it is absolutely ok to disagree with me. It's also ok to want to discuss the matter on which we disagree. But going off on a rant is unproductive, spreads unnecessary negativity, and is frankly a waste of everyone's precious energy. If you can't broach the topic in a respectful and open-minded way and engage in civil discussion, just keep scrolling. Move on and engage with the stuff that does resonate with you. It's not hard.

Also, try to keep comments related to the actual post, and don't bring all your conspiracy theories into the mix. I will not stand for it, especially when you're using it to try to discredit or demean someone. Genuine critiques and call outs based on tangible evidence are acceptable and open for civil discussion. Using a lack of agreeance with your conspiracy theory/general opinion to say someone is objectively wrong about something is not.

Please, for the love of all that's sacred, just be decent and respectful, people. I would really rather not have to, but I will block folks who are not respecting these simple asks. It all depends on you. I hate that any of this needs to be said. Please don't make me have to use my Parent Voice™️ like this. I don't care for it.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. May I never have to give it again. 🙏

#just be respectful #life's too short to waste time and energy being needlessly pissy at one another #housekeeping

[ivymarquis]

TMI under the cut

On the one hand I want to get my IUD taken out because Im not sexually actively right now and really don’t see myself *becoming* sexually active anytime soon, (also Id like the random cramping to go away and see if some of the weight Ive gained is from the IUD, since Im now getting light periods again so I dont even have “no periods” anymore to keep as a reason to keep the iud) but also I live in Texas where they are constantly regulating women to second class citizenship and like keeping my IUD in is a “better safe than sorry” because I very simply do not trust my government to look out for my best interests which at this moment means staying not-pregnant for as long as possible.

#something is poking me and Im very pissy about it is basically the long and short of it #‘ivy you should go to a doctor and get that checked out’ you say because you are a compassionate person #agreed but I dont have time for thet and it hasn’t killed me yet so YOLO BABY #this discomfort is less painful than having a kid so Ill take it!

[searsage]

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Subnautica (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Al-An/Robin Ayou, Sam Ayou/Danielle Valenti Characters: Robin Ayou, Al-An (Subnautica), Sam Ayou, Danielle Valenti, Marguerit Maida Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse, Sirens, mermaid au, Show to survive your shadow leviathan inlaw and his crazy gf ×, Sam looses sibling rights, Danny is a soft girl, Drama, Catfights but with fish, Robin tries pick a fight with a reaper...al-an is smitten, Everyone Needs Therapy, hugs are needed, Angst, More tags later, short and sweet, violance, Khaara/rotgill Series: Part 2 of Blood in the water Summary:

SAM WAS DEAD TO HER.

But still she needed to see, for herself, to confirm this lie for her own peace of mind, Robin needed to know their lives were worth more than some pretty mermaid, that she herself meant more to her sister.

That Sam died protecting them, a fate befitting for the sibling she grew up to aspire after..

The sister who may have destroyed her home, their future and her only chance at a fucking relationship with Al-an!

Robin needed to know if this traitor was still alive.

#al an subnautica #al an x robin #robin/al-an #al-an #sam ayou #robin ayou #danielle valenti #marguerit maidas #mermaids #sirens #au #post apocalyptic #romance #drama #Shorts #catfights #rrobin is very pissy about her situtation

[fiendishfyre]

Sirius is canonically tall, okay. And I love the hc that the Black Family in general is tall. And Regulus is a bit shorter than Sirius as described/observed. But I've written Regu as short/smaller in comparison to Sirius. So I was thinking, Regulus is like 6'0 or 5'11, tall, but shorter to the 6'3/6'4 I give Sirius. And yup. That's it. Bye.

#regulus black #sirius black #the most noble and ancient house of black #hp headcanon #fyre hc #fyrehc #sirius being tall is NOT a hc though taht's all canon. #XP #the maruaders #hp marauders era #I have written him short though in fics of my blackcest ones. hahahaha #no one get pissy at me #go away if you're offended by this post #I say this as I know some get really 'aggressive' with height hcs

[lesbiansaulgoodman2]

UNICORN WARS SPOILERS!!!! (kinda)

I knew azulin was fucked up inside when he blamed gordi for pissing the bed

#unicorn wars azulin #unicorn wars gordi #unicorn wars #they were gonna call him pissy bro #also the short film on yt is so good #I wish they kept gordi’s ears a bit longer #he’d look like a rabbit but still #he is my bbg fr

[meistoshi]

i think rather fondly of how quick to (want to) punch & tackle satoshi is when people have the unfortune of being pathetic around him. for all the Been There Felt That, he gets so fucking annoyed by insecurity it's kind of funny

#he also gets pissy about arrogance tho so theres like. a fine line of confidence he's totally cool about fhskghal #except arrogance is chill if you're one of his friends. then he thinks it's very cool & awesome. except for when he still finds it annoying #but that's an entirely different brand of annoyance that's often fond #'cause those are people he thinks arrogance looks quite good on #still wants to wipe the smug look off their faces. thats universal. he's just less likely to punch em if theyre friends. #satoshi's got like. such a funky fuse. it's short but only specific things light it. like just being a failthing. or being a stuckup ass. #ooc. pkmn is autistic culture.

[sparkles-oflight]

Me: Ah, Gušti doesn't follow Jan, Jure or Nace. Odd

Me, looking at my people who follow Gušti: wait...Kris doesn't follow you?

#i know that literally means nothing lol #but I wouldn't dare to not follow any of my parents #they already get pissy about me not following them in my short movies account #like #i follow no one there XD #then again it could be a glitch on my phons #*phone #joker out #Gušti bfm #joker out kris #kris gustin #kris guštin

[airbenderedacted]

please god let’s not make this person relevant again

#haiIey aka squi.g.glydi.gg aka ke.y.blac.k is a massively racist homophobic transphobic trump supporting bigot PLS #IT'S WHY SHE REBRANDED LIKE GOD KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES.. LMAO SHE'S ASS. LET HER STAY IRRELEVANT I'M BEGGING #iirc she literally got kicked off the mystery skulls animated projects when it surfaced that she's a big big freak #and hysterically her rant about how much she hates lilo (yes the 5 year old disney charcter) is what got her outed as a bigot #bc her rant about lilo being evil and abusive got so many eyes on her tumblr that people started looking at her posts on her personal and #hooooo boy there sure was some shit on there alright #all i specifically remember was her being pissy about ppl thinking she might be kweer bc she has short hair and dresses kinda masc sometime #and she was all like ewww wtf don't think i'm some ''gender confused'' weirdo (jfc) #and then she had some other posts that were pro-kids in cages at the border #SO #if i see her bendy stuff start givin her relevance again i swear to got 😭 #OH ALSO I JUST REMEMBERED HER JUMPING SHIP FROM TUMBLR AND TWITTER bc people Hated Her AND MAKING PARLER OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED HER MAIN #and then the second she got back on twitter the first thing she did was be all bestie chummies with a dude tweeting slurs 💀 bruhh

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I'm wondering if maybe Roxy operates on the same principle of dogs that say you can't sit down without the dog being present at all times. Like does Cassie sit down literally anywhere and Roxy materialise next to her? It's not that she's desperate for attention or anything, it's just instinct to want sit next to those she cares about or something, ya know? Like if she really wants attention too, she'll do something to get it as well, but what if she operates on the Rule of Dog that dictates you can't relax or take a breather without Dog also being there?

#i dunno this is just a funny mental image created by the fact there's currently two dogs on this chair with me #and neither of them wanted to make room for me lmao #roxys love language could just be dog law or something so she expresses how she cares about people through this kind of thing lmao #the more dog traits you see in her the more she trusts you #which I've been thinking for a while but ya know with things like this it's extra true lmao #i love roxy being Dog #everyone looks at her like 'oh wow shes an asshole' and then they get to know her and there's just so much Dog lmao #under the surface she's a puppy that sits there with the biggest saddest eyes because there's a cat in her comfy napping spot #she won't disturb said cat but she's gonna whine sadly about it for at least an hour #ya know?? will beat the shit out of anyone and has a short temper #but internally she is rolling a ball at your feet with her nose like 'play?? love??? me??? please???? love??? play??? love???? me???' #pissy over her fur being dirty and then you catch her in a zoned out haze digging a hole to the centre of the earth for hours cause she can #there are MULTITUDES to roxy and many of them are Dog Shaped is what I'm saying lmao #she has layers of personality and some of those are puppy dog zoomies over a squeaky toy #i forgot what my point was so I'm just gonna post this and not look at it #keeps things interesting lmao

[hwaitham]

THE BIRTHDAY INVITATIONS FHPIUDHKA you're so fucking cute and precious for that it makes me wanna squish you😭

waa im not trying to be ! ! ໒꒰ྀི ៸៸៸៸ ก꒱ྀི১ i j rllie wan more ppl to pay attention to him n luvf him :c ! ! ! ! !

#( ˶˘ ³˘(｡˃ ᵕ ˂｡ ྀི) #i will not lie — i was quite pissy for a short while after neuvie n wrio were release bcos no one was tlking abt haithie anymore ah >< #no matter how attractive i may find them ‘m alwys looking their way like dwis ૮ ⸝⸝≖⃙⃚᷅ ≖⃙⃚᷄⸝⸝ ྀིྀིა #lawlz ..

[leonsi]

currently dying because the restaurant i went to lied abt having lactose-free options. any drabble requests?

#and by drabble i mean short not 100 words ekfj #tbf mightve been a language barrier? but they said ‘lactose-free’ and it was not so im a lil pissy

[arachnidsgrippysocks]

Do you have something against Rosemary or do you just like Vriskan WAY more?

i do like vriskan like a lot ik thats o8vious uhh 8ut i do have personal kin d8ing issues with rosemary. im getting more okay with it though instead of being whiny about it, 8ut in all honesty in the 8eginning i h8ed rosemary cuz people used it as an excuse to turn down the idea of vriskan 💀💀

#bis - answer #in short: i was pissy cuz people didnt like vriskan and then i had an ex that smelled kinda 8ad ngl #its also why im shitty a8out vrisrezi actually or just a8out terezi in general #L rose and L terezi even though its not their fault #anonymous