#*posts random edits instead*

[tothebestofmyabilities]

@seemoreseymoursbay day 3! OC day

So in the episode 'Bad Tina' Zeke mentions that his dads girlfriend just had a baby, assuming that the dads gf he talks about in early seasons is Cheryl his step mom and that the father of that baby is Zekes dad we can also assume that Zeke has a very young half sibling. And I did go ahead and assume all those things so this is Zekes baby sister Cherish (Cherry for short).

Used the prompt wonder wharf

Im gonna talk some more about her under the cut bc im sure that will devolve into infodumping zeke lore/headcanons and i dont want anyone to get stuck scrolling past a wall of text

Interestingly she's the only oc i have that's part of a different piece of media rather than one of my own projects.

She's a spunky little toddler for sure she's always got tons of energy, she's extremely confident and fearless constantly running off when she sees something that excites her or to ask strangers questions. She has a big sweet tooth but also loves spicy foods, off the top of my head I don't think its been discussed in canon where Zeke is from originally but recently I've been thinking of him and his bio mom as being from louisiana (projection on my part my mom is from louisiana and bc I like Zeke as a chef and the food there is soo good) I love the idea that his mom taught him to cook the local dishes and that he makes them for Cherry. She dresses in a chaotic mix of her own love of bright, clashing rainbow colors and dingey hand-me-downs from Zekes childhood and from their other cousins. I definitely think Zeke has adhd and Cherry does as well.

I tend to draw her/think of her around age 2 1/2- 3 (so when zeke is 16ish) but in canon time she'd still be a newborn. I love the idea of Zeke with a young sibling he's portrayed in the show as being super caring, protective of and loyal to the people be cares about, and good with younger kids all of which read as big brother qualities to me and he's also mentioned wanting siblings hes closer too. (He mentioned having a 44 year old brother in Presto Tina-o but also has said his bio mom was pregnant with him at her prom which is probably just a continuity error with his throway lines but taken at face value makes his dad out to be a gross old creep which is my personal headcanon idk if there's anyone out there who are big fans of Zeke's dad and step mom but my headcanons do not paint them in a nice light so beware of that)

Based on pretty much everything Zeke has ever said about his family I get the impression that the adults in his life are pretty neglectful and irresponsible and definitely not super present (he rarely ever speaks about his dad I hc him having a job that keeps him away from the family most of the time probably something like trucking and Zeke has mentioned Cheryl being an alcoholic I also hc her as much younger than the dad maybe she's a bartender? I definitely see her having a nightlife kind of job also for reference picture her as a redhead with blue eyes and a lot of tattoos that's where cherry gets her eyes and freckles)

I believe with Cherry a lot of parenting responsibilities would be placed on Zeke and while i think he has qualities that are really well suited to that the parentification of an older sibling is not ok and would negatively impact him, I like the idea of him applying for a job at Bob's Burgers bc he needs a more stable way to provide financially than doing odd jobs around town and not only getting a job but also getting a support system and adults who care about him and his sister and their wellbeing. I think Bob would take Zeke under his wing and help him make himself and his education a priority (the belchers helping out with Cherry when they can so he can focus more on school and extra curriculars) and help him get into a culinary school after graduation. Linda would fall completely in love with her (we know how much she loves babies) and basically treat Cherry like she's her own grandbaby. They all babysit her when needed but Louise is her favorite babysitter and maybe person also she really looks up to Louise and likes to imitate her fashion style and the way she speaks, Louise would pretend that this annoys her but not so secretly finds it adorable.

Anyways clearly i could go on and on but ill just cut myself off there hope y'all like her!

#my art #bobs burgers #bobs burgers fanart #fanart #zeke bobs burgers #bobs burgers oc #oc #seemoreseymoursweek #smsw #artists on tumblr #the picture of Zeke's family painted by all his random throwaway lines is endlessly fascinating to me #this probably means nothing to anyone else but zeke is so shawn hunter from boy meets world coded to me #oops was editing this in my drafts and accidentally pressed post instead of save its not actually march 6th for me for two more minutes #was gonna wait to post until morning but ok whatever its here now i guess

[rotisseries]

back to jjk but i probably have at max about half an hour before dinner time so really this is me liveblogging the first 10 minutes of episode 22

#i'll edit the most random things on a post. i meant to say half an hour and said 25 minutes instead and i literally had to fix it #it literally doesn't matter

[dawdlecentric]

Decided to try drawing with a pen and sketch Nijideer but centaur-like + other doodles

#bocchi the rock! #bocchi the rock #my art #traditional art #been a while since I drew with a pen instead of a pencil sketch (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠) but it's kinda fun #btw I didn't come up with centaur-like Nijideer idea. I saw someone drew a fanart of it on twt and decided to draw my own version #tho I drew this without a reference so excuse the inaccurate animal anatomy 😅 #also I've been watching those weird Nijideer and other BTR edits and it's so chaotic and hilarious! Which may have inspired these doodles #so there's 伊地知ニジカ(Nijideer) / ゴートひとり(Hitori Goat-o) / ラム田リョウ(Ryo Ram-ada) but idk what animal Kita's supposed to be #from that one video I watched I think she's some sort of fish? I just couldn't get the pun: 喜タイク代 #anyways the creachur next to bocchinoko is supposed to be Nijika as that character she likes so much.. y'know that duck bird thing 🐥 #and then some random Nijicat & Dogchi cuz I feel like it...which come think of it is probably the first boniji sketch I posted #I did drew them before but it's all lazy sketches. I wanna draw a decent bnj fanart ><❗

[zxxalta]

I always headcanoned Suna to have more spicy food (bc the desert is hot I don’t fucking know) but someone pointed out that spices of that kind don’t really grow inna desert and now I’m torn.

#naruto #hc #sunagakure #random naruto thoughts #edit: not me saying dessert instead of desert the whole post💀

[martyrbat]

i think one of the silliest things lately with my blog is i get an anon about one every other week asking me to tag hockey because they followed me for something else and it's kinda annoying and i always see it after i just posted something about gargling genos balls or wanting to wreck cumdumpster sidney crosby and like. im very sorry to that anon. but also no, i wont tag hockey. im committed to being VERY! annoying and i dont want other hockey fans on my page because im shy 🙈

#on one hand im sorry im annoying. on the other i tag my panels & edite and my personal posts usually so you can just follow those instead #like i KNOW im annoying. i know every other day my mutuals sigh as it hits 7pm est and i make tumblr unbearable for them for 2 hours #i know they tolerate seeing the most average brunette men in my queue posts or my random burst spams #and for that im very grateful!! #but also. no im not gonna tag it. because i am committed to being annoying and dont want random people following me for hockey reblogging #ransom note

[mysandwichranaway]

i love this. It's one of those pieces that i couldn't get out of my mind correctly, that my skill wasn't good enough to recreate, but i love it very much.

#i arguably spent way too much trying to get the plants right. literally almost 30 hours lol. i also got excited bit the rain thing. #random #hunter x hunter #fanart #sandwichart #also: canon??? i don't know that bitch. gon and killua never get hurt or anything they just have fun with frogs #also this was inspired on a post someone made about gon with a frog friend but i can't remember where it was or who made it :( #did i literally wrote bit instead of with???? tumblr let me edit tags I'M GOING TO DIE

[prolibytherium]

Dialogue writing is the only thing that comes naturally to me, which kinda sucks but when I get stuck on plot points I write the characters talking about the current situation as an 'exercise' I guess and a lot of the time it's like they figure it out for me

#Which sort of makes sense because if you're doing character driven storytelling and have well developed characters driving the conflict #and plot and etc it's kind of just a way to reframe the process #Like instead of reasoning it out in your head it's sort of externalizing it? Running a scenario? #Anyway my monk road trip novel draft is still making its way into existence. Still not gonna drop it though I'm shy #I'll need to do a better job of actually establishing the characters on here. Like actually posting drawings of them more than occasionally #And also it has a lot of this 'characters discussing their situation' shit scattered in the text without being edited down/out #And stuff I put in exclusively as a joke with myself #And random asides and things I'm thinking about at the moment. #And it's scattered across like 20 poorly organized google docs mingled with other things #It's kind of a mess

[purpleshadow-star]

Au where, when someone is ready to die, they don’t feel any pain. The more ready someone is to die, the less pain they feel.

tws: lots of talk about death and dying (not technically suicide ideation but could theoretically be read as such), mentions of Neil's torture in the Nest (very vague and brief) and by Lola (not really vague but not explicit either, if that makes sense)

Neil Josten is ready to die.

It’s not that he necessarily wants to die, but he knows it’s coming, and he’s made peace with that. He’s ready for it.

He’s not worried about his impending death. He’s known that he was never going to make it to the end of the year ever since he first signed the papers to become a Fox and put himself in the spotlight, so he knows that, no matter what, at least he’ll have a painless death.

Sure, his experience in the Nest ends up being more painful than Neil wants it to be, but it isn't all that surprising. He might be ready to die, but he’s not ready to die there. Not by Riko’s hand. He refuses. So, there’s pain. But that’s a different circumstance. Someone else is depending on him to live. Neil doesn’t want to think about what could happen to Andrew if Neil doesn’t keep Riko’s attention on him. So, it’s different. He needed to live to ensure Andrew would be okay.

In the end, it doesn’t matter anyway

Once Neil starts getting the countdown, though? Well, he knew he wasn’t making it to the end of the school year, but now he knows exactly how much longer he has. When the day rolls around, Neil is more than ready. He’s been waiting for this moment for months, almost an entire year, really. Sure, it sucks that Neil won’t be able to play the game he loves with his team anymore, and sure, it’s a shock to see Romeo and Jackson and Lola waiting for him, but that doesn’t change the fact that Neil is ready for them. He’s glad that he’ll get to take away this last bit of satisfaction from Lola. She won’t see him flinch. She won’t hear a peep of pain from him when she inevitably tortures him because he’s been preparing for this day for what feels like his whole life.

He’s prepared to die.

So imagine Neil’s shock when he acutely feels the sting of metal that is Lola’s first cut. He’s so surprised that he fails to hold back an audible noise of pain. Only a not so long buried instinct from when his mother was still alive keeps his next reactions in, but his slip-up doesn’t go unnoticed. Lola is behind him, slicing him up, taunting him. Look who’s not so ready to die after all. I’m almost disappointed by how easy it was to get a reaction from you. I was hoping for a little more of a challenge. Tell me, Junior, what do you have to live for? What is making you want to live? Why aren’t you ready to die?

Neil barely hears her. He’s too busy asking himself all the same questions. Just a few months ago, he took an exy ball to the stomach and barely felt a thing. What changed?

Unbidden, his mind wanders to Andrew. Andrew and keys and the Monsters and the Upperclassmen and Wymack and Abby. The Foxes. His team. His friends. He realizes that, at some point in the past few months, they’ve managed to get past the walls he put up. They’ve rooted themselves deep in his chest, and they’re not letting go.

They are the reason he’s not ready for death anymore. The thought of leaving them hurts. He knows it’s necessary. He knows he needs to let them go, or else he would only end up bringing more monsters to their doorstep, but he’s now realizing that he’s not ready to let them go. Have to and ready to are two completely different things, he realizes as his voice is violently ripped from his throat through the burn of a cigarette lighter on his face. He’s feeling this pain because he’s not ready to let go of his new family yet. He’s not ready to leave them. He’s realizing now that he might never be ready.

A few hours ago, Neil was sure he was ready to die. He walked to his death with open arms, ready to embrace a painless, inevitable release. But now, in the midst of unexpected pain and agony, Neil changes his mind. He thinks he wants to keep feeling this pain. He doesn’t want the painless release of death anymore. He wants to fight back. He wants to keep living. He wants to make it back to his team. He wants to make it back to his friends. He wants to make it back to Andrew. He wants to make it back home.

Neil makes up his mind. Even if it means distancing himself from the person he’s lied into existence over the past few months, even if it means becoming the person he’s been running away from for almost nine years now, he’ll do whatever it takes to make it back to his family.

Nathaniel Wesninski isn’t ready to die.

#this came to me after i got out of the shower yesterday but i was running late for work so i wrote this at work lol #and now im at work again editing/reviewing/ posting it #ig work is prime writing time for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #anyway i wanna make this concept into a full fic #ive already opened a new doc and typed out the forst few sentences #i also really wanna do one from andrew's pov cause i think it could be really really cool #anyway enjoy this random drabble #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andreil #aftg fic #aftg fanfic #drabble #purpleshadow's fics #also in case it isnt clear: neil isnt suicidal in this. he doesnt want to die but he knows it’s gonna happen and has accepted it #he ready to die bc he's accepted death but thay doesnt mean he wants death #by the end he's no longer willing to accept death. instead of accepting death he's choosing to fight to live. ergo he's not ready to die #i hope that all makes sense lol

[i-like-books-and-women]

Saturday podcast but it's just them yapping in a car sitting in ways that cars are not supposed to be sat in and eating fast food during it. That is all

#im really in my “you gotta come looking for my rambles” era #but anyways #this comes from a couple different places in my brain kitchen #first one being Zach being the only one to drive #so bro has a car that he just leaves at his moms place and rives it when they do shows in Portland #(they also crash at his moms place instead of hotels (double parentesies this is all post cannon)) #so then like on their first tour after cutting ties with Galactic the boys are in the fucking trenches emotionally #then theyre like “fuck it its time for a lil treat” after a particularly emotionally draining and stressful day #so they go to like dairy queen or something for ice cream and just drive to some random secluded esque location #then cause fuck it why not they set up a camera off someones phone and just yap and nom #like they just yap about anything and everything for like 2 hours #then its edited and put on youtube for the saturdays to eat that shit up with a fork and knife #(this is why we contain the rambles to the tags i can yap making as little sence as i want down here) #if this gets out #itgo #zach knight #ruben montez #angel phan #jon braxton

[productofaritual]

So I've been talking about my book Bound By Name, I think everyone registered that by now. But what is actually the plot?

Well I don't have a fleshed out summary just yet, but I do have drafts of it!

Liam, a human with a less-than-good home life befriends a shapeshifting fae in the woods. It just so happens that said fae is the one running the entire Underworld - a place under the surface where all the fae reside. Liam decides to stay in the Underworld, and while he can be close to his beloved now, navigating through relationships, an unknown world full of magic and with a mysterious organization on the rise, things will definitely not be easy.

#tried my best to make it sound cool #and it will DEFINITELY be edited #but i just wanted to like #say what the book is actually truly about #instead of just posting random tidbits #book writing #fantasy books #bookblr #books #original characters #original writing #original work #original world #lgbtq books #aspec representation #it didnt make it in the summary #BUT THEYRE ASPEC #THE MAIN RELATIONSHIP IS A QPR #AND I LOVE THEM #Bound By Name

[wxndswept]

"Oh Miss Ruan Meiii~ It's White Day, and I thought that we could-"

"Don't be ridiculous, Yuuki. That holiday is not appropriate for a researcher and their assistant."

"Oh, right, yeah. Duh... Of course. How silly of me."

#(random ic) #have this instead of the edit i only just now finished but am way too late to post #if you listen close enough you can hear yuuki's heart shatter

[aquietanarchy]

I love you random.org, I love you oblique strategies, I love you websites like seventhsanctum and springhole, I love you procedural generation, I love you fractal art, I love you dice, I love you tarot, I love collaborating with the random chaos of the universe to create meaning!!

#creativity #oblique strategies #random generators #im bad at decisions! but im good at building algorithms and refining + editing the outputs #like. ive been using random.org to help me choose outfits since i was a teen! i have an algorithm for clothes based on season and weather #and ive been editing it as i need to #i have a doc thats basically an art randomizer. i make rolls for subject matter size and media. it's weighted based on my interests #and im never beholden to the results of the random rolls it just gets my brain started #(like if i *know* i want to push something specifically i wont roll for it. ive been focusing on digital art lately because i really want to #nail down my workflow for that) #coming clean! i used to use colormind.io to give me random limited color palettes for digital art #and i learned so much about what colors i like to use so over the past few months ive been developing my Own color palette #i have 10 colors now that i love and i make random rolls to narrow it down to 5 for any given piece #maybe you neurotypicals out there can just Make A Decision but thats not me #anyways. this post generated because the aipocalypse has brought up a ton of ableist rhetoric in the art community 🙃 #and for a moment there i was bogged down by the imposter syndrome. but then i had a Think #and decided i would rather Celebrate the way my mind works instead of hiding in shame because i dont work the way people think it Should #this is all so tied up in the autism for me #anyways. i love you diffusion models #tag rant #if you actually read all that um. i want to give you a prize or somethin lol #yarrow speaks into the void

[slyther-bi]

it's a shit edit but whatever🙃

#snily friendship #angst #I made this instead of sleeping #it's already morning #goodnight #shit post #random #random shit #my shit #hp #hp text post #hp shit #hp shitpost #lily evans #severus snape #my edit

[theflyingfeeling]

All I want is Aleksi and Olli taking Rilla and going for the most cozy week in some cabin in the woods to celebrate their birthdays by spending the time cuddling, exploring the forest, doing some cooking together and lazily making out... 💕

So...something like this, maybe? 🥰👬🐶🐿️

~

One fact about Aleksi Kaunisvesi was that he was not a religious person, per se. He did celebrate Christmas with his family in a traditionally Christian way, yes, and he had appreciated the long weekend they were always given from school during Easter, even if he had usually spent the four days stuffing his face with overly sweet chocolate and watching cartoons rather than contemplating the Passion of the Christ, but he did not believe in an “invisible force” that allegedly controlled all life on earth as if it was his personal puppet show. Likewise, he wasn’t entirely convinced of the existence of places like Heaven and Hell, or any other form of afterlife for that matter; the moment he’d be lying dead and stiff in a wooden box, Aleksi supposed (and partly hoped) the only place he was going was six feet under.

He did think, however, that if there was a heaven somewhere, it would be a lot like where he was right now: under a blanket on the couch of his family’s summer cottage, with scented candles and the remains of a birthday cake on the coffee table, and two sleeping figures pressed tightly against him, one curled up in the crook of Aleksi’s neck and sighing dramatically in his ear from time to time, the other resting his head on Aleksi’s chest with one of his arms wrapped around Aleksi’s waist. To him, heaven was the smoothness of Olli’s lips, the look in Rilla’s eyes when she hurried to him with her favourite toy in her mouth, Olli’s sleepy moans in the morning when they pleasured each other in bed, and all their footprints on the front porch of the cottage after a morning walk on foggy fields and mossy forests.

Indeed, if the clouds in Heaven weren’t as soft as Olli’s curls or Rilla’s fur just behind her ear, Aleksi sure as hell wasn’t going to bother living a life free of sin. On the other hand, if the life hereafter was anything like this, Aleksi wouldn’t have minded passing away this instant, as long as it meant he’d get to spend eternity exactly where he was now, all snuggled up with the two creatures he loved the most in the whole terrestrial world.

The drumming of the rain against the windowsill was almost like a lullaby that nearly made Aleksi lose the battle against sleepiness, which he had been fighting bravely ever since they all had settled on the couch together; not because he wasn’t feeling drowsy from the three-course meal they had had – minus Rilla, who had turned up her nose on the filet mignon flavoured Cesar meal – but because he simply couldn’t resist savouring the sight of his loved ones clinging on to him like touch-starved baby koalas. He was, in fact, maybe just a few seconds from nodding off himself, had it not been for the smallest, barely audible rustle sounding from behind the front door.

“Ril–” Aleksi didn’t have any more time to react before Rilla bolted up and sprang to the door, barking sharply at the visitor behind it.

“Mmhhuh?” a sleepy voice mumbled against Aleksi’s sweater. 

“The darned squirrel is back again,” Aleksi sighed. “I told you we shouldn’t have started feeding it.”

“But it looked so sad and starved!” Olli exclaimed as he lifted his cheek off Aleksi’s chest and rested his chin on it instead, locking eyes with Aleksi. Although Aleksi knew it was unintentional on Olli’s part, he couldn’t help but smile fondly at Olli’s face which was an impeccable image of the expression the squirrel had pulled the other morning as it had looked at them through the window while they had been having brunch. Olli had insisted the poor animal had been staring at their late breakfast snacks, and before Aleksi had had a chance to point out that he doubted squirrels were particularly keen on chocolate muffins or yoghurt, Olli had taken a handful of blueberries and put them on his already empty bread and butter plate before tiptoeing to the porch and placing the humble offerings on the small glass table under the window. 

Now, Aleksi had always considered himself a man of reason and rationality, and this part of him argued they should restrain from interacting with wildlife like this, no matter how cute. In a few days, their little vacation in the middle of nowhere would be over and there’d be no one leaving the squirrel blueberries fresh from the grocery store anymore. But when it came to Olli Matela, he knew this sort of reasoning was no use; sharing his life with Olli, Aleksi had learnt not only that ‘a second breakfast’ was more than just a silly quirk from the pencil of Mr. Tolkien, but also that some matters were simply meant to be dealt with by your heart rather than by your (annoyingly logical, as his bandmates often complained) head. 

Inviting a lonely squirrel to your breakfast table was clearly one of these matters, and since then, their new friend had paid them a visit at least once a day, making subtle noises on the porch to attract their – and especially Rilla’s – attention. Aleksi thought the furry rodent was trying his luck a little too boldly, climbing up the wooden pillar of the porch just inches before Rilla’s teeth would snap its furry tail, but Olli admired its persistence and bravery and rewarded it with a squirrel-sized portion of salad seed mix (whereas Rilla, Aleksi assumed, was of the opinion that the squirrel would be better off as far away from her territory,  which consisted of the area surrounding the cottage as far as Rilla’s eyesight could reach and a little beyond that, just to be sure). Yet, no matter how stern Aleksi tried to be, it only took him one glance at the way Olli’s eyes brightened as he observed the squirrel nibbling on whatever little snack he had given it from their travel cooler, and Aleksi knew he wasn’t going to stop Olli from feeding the animal the next time it would arrive either.

When the squirrel had finished its meal of the day and scurried back to the nearby pine where they suspected it slept in, Olli turned to Aleksi and shuffled closer, right into Aleksi’s personal space. 

“Shall we continue where we left off now?” Olli’s low voice was like hot chocolate on a winter evening, especially now that Aleksi had already lost all the body heat they had built together under the blanket. 

“Mmmmh,” Aleksi hummed and let himself be dragged towards the couch, slowly and a little clumsily, as neither of them couldn’t bear letting the other go once they were entangled in an embrace once again. “Or maybe…we could do something else?” 

Olli didn’t answer;  he didn’t need to. The answer was given in the curve of his lips, in the brilliant gleam in his thunderstorm coloured eyes, in the tongue that immediately found Aleksi’s when their mouths touched. As Aleksi felt himself be pushed back on the couch cushions, gently but with certainty and purpose, he knew he wouldn’t have to second-guess whether or not Olli had understood his indirect suggestion.

Divine, Aleksi thought when Olli’s hungry eyes undressed him before his hands could. Celestial, he sighed in his mind when Olli’s hands groped his body wherever they could reach, in perfect sync with his equally celestial tongue. Angelic, he almost whispered out loud when Olli’s lust-filled eyes met his. Holy, he wanted to scream when their bodies moved together, the windows of the small cottage fogging up. Heavenly, when Olli finally collapsed on top of him, panting heavily, sweat glistening on his chest.

Heaven, when they kissed slowly by the kitchen counter, waiting for their mulled wine to brew; when they sat wrapped around each other at 3 am, chatting idly about everything and nothing; when their naked bodies melted together as they finally fell asleep.

To think of it again, maybe Aleksi could find a little bit of religiousness in himself after all.

#blind channel #blind channel rpf #blind channel fanfiction #eyyyyy would you look at that! i actually finished something!! :D #also: sometimes i randomly remember how i bonded over dachshunds with aleksi in stockholm last summer and 😭😭😭 #do you think he'd be up for another chat about our furry lil' friends if i sent him a dm on instagram? 🥺 #ps. i don't know who anon is but this is for my dearest ju as much as it is for anon 💖 #random tumblr ficlets by theflyingfeeling #(i'll have you know i could've been in an nhl game or a lost society gig but instead i was writing this) #(both events sold out before i could get a ticket lol) #(and well. i suppose the ls gig hasn't even started yet 😅) #ah fuck i hate it when i edit a post after publishing it and the readmore moves 😑 #ollixallu

[starry-wren]

saw this stupid motherfucker in the wild today.

#cars #stupid car #sorry if this is your car and I posted it on the internet but he was too silly not to share #random thoughts #edit: no one told me I put “the” instead of “this” so it looked like I was saying he was the only stupid motherfucker on the whole earth

[ashestoshadows]

#solgaleo #pokemon dun (sun ik) #i mistyped it as dun and instead of sun and i like it that way #pokemon #nintendo #ashestoshadows #random post #edited by me #phone backgrounds #backgrounds #made by me